I only obey brother Qian'er

Author: Chop wood and carry water

I only obey brother Qian'er

Seeing that she was serious about what she said, Cao Yu quickly smiled and said: Don't say it so harshly, you don't have to be so nervous, I won't do anything random.

Yan Tingting glared at him and said: Don't you and I understand each other? What can't be done when the mind is hot? Wasn't that what happened just now? If we hadn't been here to stop them, wouldn't they have found someone to fight again?!

Cao Yu comforted him softly: Don't worry, I'm not stupid! Aren't all the people here come to worship Buddha? Even if they are bad people, they are just perverts at most. I'm really not as bold as you think. If you meet

Those ruthless people are afraid that they will run faster than you and they really can't escape. Then I will kneel down and kowtow to recognize my father immediately. I will never show off to them!

The two girls laughed at what he said and couldn't help but feel warm in their hearts at the same time. Yan Tingting knew that he was smart enough, so she thought she was more concerned about her own feelings now and didn't want to worry about him; while Zhang Haiyan thought of him back then.

In the scenes where he dragged her to run away together, hiding from gangsters, climbing on walls, and hiding from security guards, this kid turned out to be the most afraid of his mother. It felt really weird...

At this time, I heard Yan Tingting scolding in a soft voice: Why do you always scare people here and there?! It seems that you should learn from the Bodhisattva, how can you control your foul mouth, and don't spend the whole day

It's better to have a smooth tongue...

Unexpectedly, before she could finish speaking, Cao Yu said: What do you want me to learn from him? Those Buddhist scriptures about chanting rice? Looking at those inhuman clay bodies, I am not interested, really

What's worse is that I can't raise my spirits, I can't think of anything, I don't have any ideas.

Yan Tingting laughed loudly and said: Isn't that right! It's better to have no ideas than to think about all kinds of evil things!

Cao Yu was dissatisfied and said: Isn’t this person’s brain just for thinking? He thinks about nothing all day long, he only eats and sleeps, and sleeps and eats. That’s not a pig!

Zhang Haiyan couldn't stand it any longer, so she jumped in and said: I've already said it before, why are you always going back and forth? Tingting doesn't want you to think about it, she just hopes that you can think the same thing as her,

You should think whatever she thinks. You should understand now, right?

Cao Yu suddenly realized: Hey, if you didn't tell me earlier, I would have been thinking about it for a long time. Now I understand!

Yan Tingting said arrogantly: Is it too late to tell now?

Cao Yu catered and said: Of course it's not too late!

Yan Tingting said disdainfully: That's enough, then why are you still talking nonsense here?

Cao Yu said sarcastically: According to what you mean, the laws you just mentioned were all made by you yourself?

Yan Tingting said calmly: Yes, so what? Do you have any objections?

Cao Yu shook his head and said: No, how dare I have an opinion! I just realized that the legal society you mentioned turns out to be based on your laws!

The two girls were so amused by him that Yan Tingting said shamelessly: Yes, that's what he meant.

Cao Yu felt angry when he saw her shameless and proud look, and immediately thought of giving her a slap in the face, so he deliberately put on a serious attitude and said: Hey, let me give you a question to test your IQ?

Yan Tingting knew as soon as she heard that he was trying to trick her again, but she still couldn't help but asked curiously: What? Just tell me.

Cao Yu said calmly: Whenever an epidemic breaks out, it will cause everyone to panic. Everyone will rush to the supermarket to buy various supplies, such as masks, gloves, disinfectants, food and water, and other daily necessities.

It’s all understandable, right? But what’s incomprehensible is that at this time, people are grabbing toilet paper and masks together, and they’re grabbing them with the same craziness, and they’re just sweeping them all away. You know this

Why?

Yan Tingting thought for a while, shook her head in confusion and said: I don't know, could this toilet paper be made into a mask in an emergency?

Cao Yu said proudly: Don't you know? Let me tell you, listen carefully. Because in this special period, every time someone in the crowd coughs unintentionally, everyone around him will be frightened and have diarrhea...

…

After hearing this, the two women quickly covered their mouths and said "hehe" happily. Yan Tingting frowned and said: Hey~~, you are too disgusting, stop talking!

Cao Yu argued: Why is it disgusting? This is logical reasoning. This is related to your lack of association, okay?!

Yan Tingting was naturally turned into a ditch by him, and then said: Haha, what kind of logical reasoning? They are obviously some vulgar rags, but you picked them up and changed them into a cultural shirt, and became a tall man.

Is this your thing? Is this your logical reasoning? Why don’t you put a stopper on it before going out just in case? Wouldn’t that save everyone’s worries?

Cao Yu stared at her pretty face that was both lustful and shy, and deliberately seduced: Look, are you uneducated?! This brain needs to be constantly active. This brain will only get better and better with more use. The imagination,

Do you understand? Human progress relies on this imagination. How can you, a clumsy idiot like you, not let others think blindly? If you only know how to stop things when you are in a hurry, how can you keep up with the pace of this era?!

Yan Tingting "clucked" and said angrily: Come on, what kind of bullshit culture, can you please stop being disgusting here?! If you use your deeds as humor, tell me, what kind of imagination can you do?

Can you keep up with the times?

Cao Yu saw that she clearly wanted to hear what was going on, so he deliberately tried to show off, shook his head, and teased her sarcastically: Hey, that's right Liu'er! You finally got to the point of asking,

However, my mind has been a little dulled by your control, and I really can't think of any good solution for a while.

Yan Tingting felt that he still had something to say, and there was clearly something behind his words, so she glared at him and said: Why do you talk so much nonsense! If you want to say something, just say it quickly. If you don't say it, then shut your mouth and never say it again!

Cao Yu looked aggrieved and said with a bad smile: "It's useless to provoke the generals, and it's useless to force me. It's not that I don't want to say it, I really didn't think of a better way, so I have nothing to say."

Yan Tingting said disdainfully: Tsk, I don't think you are very capable. You have been out of breath for most of the day, but I haven't seen you do anything good!

Cao Yu was not angry, and suddenly changed the topic: But I know someone has a better way than you.

Yan Tingting couldn't stop being seduced by him, and she quickly asked curiously: Is there someone? Who is that person? What can he do?

Cao Yufeng Qingyun said calmly: Brother Qian'er, I only obey Brother Qian'er on this issue. If you don't believe me, just ask him and see if he can give you a better idea.

Hearing this, even Zhang Haiyan couldn't help but laugh and interjected: Are you stunned? Haven't the poisons in your brain been drained yet?! Who is Brother Qian'er? Why is he so capable?

!Are you talking nonsense, or have you traveled through time? What nonsense!

Cao Yu pretended to be helpless and said: What's the matter? The world is so wonderful! Some things may not happen to people once in their lives. If you are lucky, you can meet them several times in your life, just like in a movie.

Yes, a living person can perform reincarnation in front of you, giving you a surreal sense of déjà vu! Some of them can even let you watch them several times in a row within a few days. The performance is so dazzling that it makes you dazzled.

It's like you're in a dream, and you can't even tell if it's true or not!

Yan Tingting was so amused by him that she couldn't help but smile and interject: Hahaha, you know a lot about reincarnation, time travel, and acting in movies. Isn't it just the montage technique that you put together?

Cao Yu nodded and said: Yes, this magical realism performance needs this montage technique to show it! As for who this uncle Qian'er is, Haiyan, have you really never heard of him? He is my famous uncle.

Ah! If you haven’t even heard of this, how can we continue talking?!

Yan Tingting couldn't help laughing when she saw the confused Zhang Haiyan, and quickly interjected: Haiyan, please ignore him! He is the most out-of-touch person, and has no seriousness at all.

Naturally, Cao Yu would not scold him, so he defended Uncle Qian'er in a serious manner: Who said he is not serious anymore? I think he is quite serious! Some things cannot be explained clearly in one or two sentences.

Yes, people who understand will naturally understand. If you don’t understand, you can never expect him to understand. Because he is heartless and your string cannot tie him to his heart, so what else can you do?

What should you play with him?!

Yan Tingting's heart skipped a beat when she heard this. She smiled and said: Stop talking nonsense. Didn't you just say that this is related to what we talked about before? Tell me, what does this have to do with?!

Cao Yu said seriously: Isn't this just talking about the problem of removing blockages? Do you know that Dayu controlled floods?

Yan Tingting nodded and said: Do you mean to combine the relief and blockage with the emphasis on relief?

Cao Yu did not rush to answer her question directly, but just shook his head and said: If you go to the casino and find that everyone at the card table is terrible at playing cards, makes frequent mistakes, and is mentally retarded, what do you think?

What does it mean?

Although neither of the two women had been on the gambling table, Yan Tingting had seen some of the films about the God of Gamblers made by Hong Kong and Taiwan, so she quickly said: That must be a scam. They deliberately slipped the spoon to lure you into the game.

It’s called pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger, right?

Cao Yu glanced at her and grinned: It seems that you really watched the video tape a lot! But that's not what I meant. The actual casino is run with integrity. If there are always cheaters, it will only hurt yourself.

If it's a sign, no one will gamble with him.

Yan Tingting said impatiently: I'm not interested in those people. Let's get to the point. What do you want to say?

Cao Yu said meaningfully: What I want to say is, what should I do if I encounter this situation? Should I first wonder if I have made a mistake? Is it because I don’t understand their gameplay?

Zhang Haiyan then said: Then I understand. What you mean is, don’t always easily draw conclusions about other people’s words and deeds based on your own experience. Don’t always be self-righteous and think that others are stupid. Those who are smart and unconventional often end up being unconventional and unconventional.

They are all stubbornness caused by their own limited knowledge, right? But what does this have to do with removing blockages and controlling floods?

Cao Yu said calmly: Both dredging and blocking are methods of water control. Because the effects of the two are different, there is no good or bad distinction in essence. It is just that in actual application, it depends on the surrounding situation, and we must make the best use of the situation and be random.

Only by changing can you achieve what you really want.

Yan Tingting shook her head and said: I don’t understand what you are talking about. Can you stop speaking in such a verbose manner?!

Cao Yu smiled and said: "Don't be impatient. Let me explain to you slowly. When the flood first came, in order to prevent your home from being submerged by the flood, you quickly built strong dams around your home to prevent your home from being flooded."

Becoming a Noah's Ark in a flood is of course the best choice. Because your purpose of blocking the water is first to keep yourself safe, and secondly to believe that the water will recede quickly, so building a dam to block it is definitely the best choice.

It’s the best option, right?

Yan Tingting nodded and said: Well, go on.

Cao Yudao: But the situation will change at any time when flooding occurs, right? When your home is surrounded by a vast ocean, how do you plan to deal with it as the only Noah's Ark?

Zhang Haiyan said worriedly: If the water cannot recede for a while, it will be difficult to save Noah's Ark, right? At least it will cost a lot to save it, right?

?

Cao Yu said proudly: Yes, when you know that no matter how strong the dam is, it will be destroyed by the monstrous flood sooner or later. What will you think? You know, it seems that it doesn't make much sense to stick to the old way, because

Even if you won't drown in the flood, you will starve to death sooner or later because you are trapped here, right? So, do you need to think about what to do next?

Yan Tingting understood what he meant as soon as she heard it, and angrily accused: Is this the bad card theory you want to talk about?! If everyone plays bad cards and acquiesces to the rules of this game, then you can only follow the rules.

Fuck you, right? You are giving up on yourself and letting yourself down! It is because there are too many people who think like you in this world, and it is precisely because everyone involuntarily chooses to follow the trend and sit on the fence like you, that makes this society more and more corrupt.

The depravity of the world is getting worse and worse, are you right?!

Cao Yu shook his head again and said: I didn't mean that. If there is a flood outside your home and a vast ocean, don't you realize that the water can no longer be stopped? Since you already know that you want to block the water again

It's probably impossible to live in it, and I believe it will break in sooner or later, so why don't you use your brain to find another way?

Of course, Yan Tingting refused to give up and said: Knowing that you can't do something but doing it is to do things like sailing against the current and building dams to block the water. This is an obsession in the hearts of those who go against the trend. People like you are opportunistic and greedy for life and fear of death.

People who shrink from battle simply cannot understand what kind of state that is.

Cao Yu shook his head and said: You are really a sycophant! You must know that your original intention of building a dam to block water was to survive? Why has it now become a hopeless persistence and hard support? The action itself is more important than the goal.

Greatness, doesn’t this violate your original intention of doing things? The situation is stronger than people, so isn’t it possible to use a more rational way to deal with the crisis?
Chapter completed!