Chapter 236 What will happen if the body is gone and the soul is gone?

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 236 What will happen if the body is gone and the soul is gone?

Cao Yu was shocked by her whimsical idea, not to mention how transparent it was! It was crispy on the outside, tender on the inside, and spicy and crispy. The rest was helpless, grabbing the ground with his head, and shouted three times: "Long live the earth."

Oh, my God! You can imagine that I don’t even care about the heavens and the earth, my mother and the sixth child, so I have to conquer you! You are really my biological brother, I really conquer you.

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Yan Tingting didn't expect him to make such a big move. While laughing, she couldn't help but wonder: Haha, why do you have such a big reaction? You are yelling and screaming, what is going on? Am I wrong?

Cao Yu looked at her proud look and murmured: Of course you are right! How could there be any mistake? The only one who is wrong is me, where did you miss it?! You can think of this, you are really smart! No wonder everyone

They say you are a smart person! The cleverness of ghosts and ghosts means you are smarter than ghosts and invincible. Who can compete with you?!

Yan Tingting saw that he had been defeated and defeated repeatedly, and he was still smiling and fighting until he was reduced to a human figure by her. He was flattering her loudly, without showing any signs of depression. At first glance, she could tell that he was the kind of person who wanted to please the girl.

He is so shameless that he has no rogue appearance! He couldn’t help but Feng Yan was overjoyed and proudly praised: Haha, that’s it! Then what are you waiting for? Why don’t you come over quickly and give me a kiss!

Cao Yu tried his best to conceal the anger in his heart, and remonstrated with a forced smile: What you think is quite perfect! In order to pursue the perfect fit between body and soul, what you say is so nice! I found this person is doing bad things.

In the past, I always had to think of a good story to tell people, firstly to put myself at ease, and secondly to save the souls of the dead!

Yan Tingting was delighted when he said "cluck" and said: Hahaha, what's wrong? It's so ugly! I find that I like chatting with you like this more and more, just like a Tang Monk.

You keep nagging, what on earth is going on? Who are you reciting sutras for? Who are you trying to save? You should tell me quickly!

Cao Yu saw her showing her little white teeth happily, and quickly flattered her: "Looking at your unbridled happiness with your mouth open, you can see how ugly it is! Do you know why you smile without showing your teeth?"

?Especially when you say this kind of thing, you must remember to be subtle! For example, can't you raise your hand to cover those little white teeth? So as not to dangle your eyes in the sun!

Naturally, Yan Tingting wanted to dazzle him in front of him so brightly that he would blind his eyes! So she immediately expressed her dissatisfaction and said: What's wrong? You think it's an eyesore, right? Do you think my teeth are ugly? Or

Are you just annoying me?

Cao Yu had experience in dealing with this kind of proposition, so he pretended to be stupid and looked at the aggressive little white teeth, and murmured: You are really good-looking, but these teeth are the only one.

There is really something wrong with it.

Cao Yu's words immediately aroused Yan Tingting's vigilance. She quickly took out a mirror from her Xiaokun bag, bared her teeth and counted one by one in the mirror, looking back and forth from left to right, mouth

I didn’t forget to ask nervously: What’s wrong with my teeth? Is it stained with lipstick? What’s wrong with me, please tell me quickly!

Cao Yu looked at the busy Yan Tingting and said quietly: I didn't look at the lipstick. I just felt a little uncomfortable seeing the saliva on your teeth. Don't you feel it yourself?

Yan Tingting thought he was talking about the food stuck in the gap between her teeth. She clenched her teeth and examined them carefully. She wanted to go through the mirror and pick them out, and she did not forget to swallow the saliva in her mouth.

, murmured vaguely: There is something unclean, you tell me! Drool? What kind of saliva? Isn't it normal for saliva to stick to the teeth?

As he said that, he closed the mirror and threw it back into his bag angrily, resenting: Damn Cao Yu! I hate it! Are you kidding me? You want to die!

Cao Yu said with a sincere face: Everything I said is true, I didn't lie to you! Look at the saliva on your teeth, they look very bright, especially under the sun, they are dazzling and dazzling, shining like a knife.

The creepy cold light is so weird! It makes people feel scared and tremble at the sight of it, and they run away in fear. It is really too intimidating!

Yan Tingting understood this when she heard this. She couldn't help laughing and said: Hahaha, are you afraid that I will eat you?! Look, I'm talking like a goblin. Do you want to die?! Why are you so afraid of me?

?Is it because I have poison in my body, or is it because you have a guilty conscience? Tell me quickly, is there something wrong with you?!

When Cao Yu heard this, he quickly nodded in agreement and said: Hey, you have hit the point! I just wanted to ask you if it was because you had something in your heart that you had to find such high-sounding excuses to satisfy your greed? I have said so much.

I'm a meaty guy who just wants to satisfy his craving, why don't he just say it? What kind of detours are there?!

Unexpectedly, Yan Tingting was not angry but happy after hearing this. She laughed and admitted: Hahaha, to satisfy my craving? Yes! That’s what I meant, what? No? No wonder you had such a big reaction. It turns out you don’t want me to satisfy my craving.

!Then why didn’t you tell me earlier?! Who was crying and shouting just now to help me satisfy my hunger?!

Cao Yu looked innocent and said, "I promised to help you satisfy your craving, so of course I won't regret it! I just think you can say what you have to say directly, and there is no need to hide it, like just now."

Yes, in order to satisfy greed and find an excuse not to burn books, the body and soul must be brought together to make him die peacefully. Why don't he just want to eat safe meat? If you tell me earlier, everyone will commit suicide in their hearts.

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Yan Tingting laughed loudly when she heard this and said: Hahaha, you all know this, that’s awesome, my brother! But what are you talking about? Why do I get less and less understanding the more I listen?

Cao Yu also laughed and said: Hey, pretend, you keep pretending, just pretend! The world is so wonderful, things are unpredictable, there are no stupid things in this world, only people who pretend to be confused! You are right if you don’t understand! They all say

Paper cannot contain fire, but there is someone who insists on using paper to cover fire! Because he knows that the things on the paper are poisonous, and he wants to test the fire with the poison to see if the poison can contain the fire!

Since Yan Tingting wants to pretend, she must pretend it to the end, pretending to be a fool, pretending to be a life-and-death person. Anyway, I just don’t understand, let’s see what you can do to me?! So she continued to wonder: Poison? You say

Are the words on this paper poisonous? Are those words talismans or curses? How can they overcome fire?

Cao Yu said disdainfully: I'm talking about books! Do you understand? I'm talking about books! I'll say it again, not to mention that everything in this book is a lie. If the book says that this paper can contain fire,

Then it will definitely be able to contain the fire! Now do you know how powerful this book is? How poisonous this book is, it will definitely be able to overcome the fire! Do you understand?!

Yan Tingting laughed again and said: Hahaha, it turns out that you are talking about such a poisonous method!

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Yes! So what you just explained was a bit troublesome. This book is like a dream. It can do anything. People who read it said it was a lie. Now you burn it, is it really true?

Do you want to use it to deceive ghosts? Ghosts are much smarter than people, and they can’t deceive you. Otherwise, you are a ghost! Now you want to use the book to deceive ghosts? This is not funny to me.

Well...

After hearing this, Yan Tingting laughed again and said: Hahaha, it’s really a long time to live! When people are alive, they are deceived by the things in this book. They are deceived over and over again, and they are deceived again and again.

, it’s not over until you are tricked to death and become a ghost. It will turn into ashes and chase you underground to trick ghosts. It seems that even if it is a ghost, it will not let you go. It’s really amazing in my book!

Cao Yu saw that she was happy, so he continued: Hey, this book is amazing, but what did I do wrong? From people to ghosts, from ghosts to people, I have been tricked and harmed by books again and again, no matter life or death,

I'll trick you a thousand times and I won't get tired of it... Why would God send down such a monster to torture you? From spirit to body, and then from body to soul, just let it rub you to death.

Damn, why is this?

Yan Tingting was so clever that she couldn't tell that he was criticizing someone?! Then she said mischievously: What are you trying to say? I can't understand a word of it? Isn't it bad for someone to abuse you? Do you want to?

Just like a book, no one wants to care about you even if it is burned to ashes? This shows how much people hate this book! No wonder everyone burns books to celebrate graduation. Isn’t this just to harm ghosts?

Well! Do you think this person is really bad enough?!

Cao Yu quickly answered: No matter how bad he is, he can't be more bad than you!

Yan Tingting shouted angrily: What? Say it again! I didn't hear you clearly?

Cao Yu quickly changed his words with a bad smile: Hey, no, I didn't talk about people! No, I didn't talk about you either! No, I said no matter how great this book is, it can't be more powerful than you!

Yan Tingting shouted again: What! I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again! Say it carefully!

Cao Yu looked at him pitifully like a doormat, licked his dry lips, and explained shakily: No, I mean, although this book is powerful, it can only trick people like us.

Ordinary people, if it wants to trick ghosts, it must first trick you! Otherwise, even if it tries its best to turn itself into ashes, it will be of no use!

After speaking, he paused and glanced at her secretly. Seeing that she had no reaction, she seemed to be listening and thinking, so he swallowed his saliva this time and continued boldly: I mean, this book is quite pitiful.

Now that it can't even fool a shrewd person like you, why do you still have the nerve to fool people down there?! Don't be ridiculous, aren't you asking for it if you are disliked by others?!

After hearing this, Yan Tingting sneered and said: Haha, I'm just afraid that he will act like a nerd and not have that consciousness. He would rather be shattered into pieces and disappear into ashes to go to hell, rather than give in and crawl into my bowl consciously, so that he can

After someone has been saved, do you think it would be stupid to find a good family for him?...

Cao Yu was stunned after hearing this: What did you say? Save him? Save him in your bowl? What kind of salvation method are you planning? Where are you planning to save him? Could it be that you want to save him?

Its golden body (spirit) is immortal, so why not turn it into a brick? Let me tell you, there are a lot of bricks that can learn to talk nowadays, so don’t make any more trouble in this world, okay?!

Yan Tingting laughed out loud at what he said. The brick in front of her seemed to have transformed into a soda cracker. It made people feel so chewy just looking at it. She was salivating and quickly raised her hand to cover the overflow from the corner of her mouth.

With his mouth watering, Qiao smiled sweetly and said: Yes, if you want to cook it, cook it well, add some seasonings, put some salt, and the aroma will come out after a while...

Cao Yu pretended to be grief-stricken and complained: It's too much! I already knew you didn't have any good intentions! Even if you die, you won't even let go of your body. Isn't it a bit too much?

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This time it was her turn to be arrogant, and she suddenly opened her beautiful beautiful eyes, looking at him with the most pure and innocent eyes, as if looking at a piece of fresh and tender meat.

As juicy as Tang Monk's meat, you know that look!

After a while, she smiled brightly, lightly parted her red lips and said: Haha, why is it too much? It's your fault! What's wrong with me? What does it mean to not let go of the body? As for touching the soul so much?

!It is said that a beautiful body has no thoughts, and an interesting soul is not good-looking! I will help you sort out your body and soul, just to combine ideals with reality! What? Isn't this possible?

Look, how about saying that fairies who eat people without spitting out their bones are pretty?!

Cao Yu clearly knew that he was about to be eaten, but he still couldn't help but swallowed his saliva, and then murmured faintly: "Yes, yes, but when I look at your shining little teeth, I can't help but tremble in my heart."

Shit, can't you find a better way to comfort my hurt little heart?

Yan Tingting saw that he seemed to be wavering, so she quickly and affectionately added fuel and said: "Why do you feel uncomfortable? Isn't this idea good enough? You are already dead, what's the use of this body?"

?Don’t you want to seize this last opportunity to sublimate yourself again, let it exert its residual heat, and at the same time comfort your unwilling soul? Isn’t it good?

Cao Yu seemed to be really moved by her words, and saw him staring at her affectionately, his eyes full of confusion, and his mind kept echoing "Who am I? Where am I? What am I?"

What are you going to do? Why am I doing this? I muttered: To comfort my soul? What am I unwilling to do? Why didn’t I feel that before?!

Seeing that he had fallen into an epiphany, Yan Tingting quickly persuaded him with good words: I didn't know before that it was because of you! Think about it, this skin has been with you all your life, right? Apart from wasting food, it has never been used for anything, right?

?Can you be willing in your heart?

Cao Yu murmured: Hey, that seems to be the case. If you don't tell me, I really don't feel it. What do you think I should do?

Yan Tingting continued to hypnotize you and said: I'm just trying to find a way for you! Now it's okay, using my method to make your useless body somewhat useful, isn't it also a good way to comfort your life of failure?

Your soul! Isn’t this a good enough idea to allow your soul to rest in peace after death?!

Cao Yu was so moved by her that he almost burst into tears. He quickly tried to hold her soft and boneless hands to confess his true feelings. Unexpectedly, she was ruthlessly thrown away, so he had to change his mind.

Cheng helplessly monologued: Oh, so that's it! This is really difficult for you, you can't imagine it! According to what you said, my death can be regarded as a well-deserved death, and I can die in peace!
Chapter completed!