Chapter 244 Even if you eat, you may not miss you
Chapter 244: Even if you eat, you may not think well of you
Author: Chop wood and carry water
Chapter 244: Even if you eat, you may not think well of you
Naturally, Yan Tingting liked the way he looked like this! She couldn't help but laugh "Pfft", and hurriedly scolded: Tsk! You still don't say anything?! How come I see you nagging all the time, and I don't?
I want you to die? Oh, you won’t die if there is no benefit, right? If that’s the case, then you really have to thank me, because if I don’t give you any benefit in my whole life, then you will spend the rest of my life
You don’t have to die anymore, isn’t that a good thing for you?!
Look, what she said is harsh, right? Some people have to work with the boss wholeheartedly because they have never received any benefits from their boss in their whole life! They worry about their boss all day long, just because they are afraid that their boss will die before them.
Well, all the benefits promised by the boss have come to nothing. He has waited in vain all his life! Do you think he is unjust? You can understand his mood now.
Yet?!
Yan Tingting is the eloquent boss. She wants to make a cake and throw Cao Yu away, but Cao Yu is also a thief. When he heard this, he immediately said in a hurry: What? Do you want me to read you?! That's it!
You only know how to fool me with your words, but you also insist on forcing me to death. What do you think you are good at? Doesn't this make sense?!
You see, didn't I just say it all? The joy of life is that you can have such an opportunity, and you don't have to bother to reason with others. The joy of life is that it can blow everywhere, and you never have to worry about whether it is right or wrong.
The hair that was carefully combed was blown away, and the beautiful cow was blown to the sky...
Yan Tingting was very proud that Cao Yu, who was so majestic and heroic, didn't know what happened today, but he could endure it and talk to her several times, and he could keep her away from such new things.
Now, do you think she can be unhappy?! You can tell how happy she is just by her laughter. Just listen to her proudly laugh and say: Hahaha, why am I being unreasonable? You can’t wrongly accuse a good person.
ah!
Seeing her barbell-like laughter, Cao Yu wished he could knock all the leaves on the surrounding trees to the ground, and thought to himself: Damn! I have wronged a good person? Just because of your proud and arrogant villain appearance.
He doesn’t look like a good person! Do I still need to be wronged?!
But he was still patient and meticulous, breaking it into pieces and telling her the truth: I'm dead, but you still say that I'm vain and have no reality at all! Can this be called being reasonable?! Look at you again
, you can drive people to death with just your words, and you don’t even taste a bite but still have people think about you. Is this your principle? Why do I feel that you are so vain and have no real sense at all?!
You see, isn’t this loophole clear? But Yan Tingting is not afraid! Because she can pretend to be reasonable but not unreasonable! We generally call this kind of behavior "direct cheating":
I just bullied you. There is no reason to explain. What can you do to me? This is my reason!
It really doesn’t feel too good, but I advise you to be careful and don’t try it easily, because it is like a drug and is easily addictive! Anyone who has tried it will take it at the cost of their lives.
The momentary pleasure will eventually lead to the end of things being moved away and no longer being there! No matter how good it is, it is still a dream. In fact, all you can keep is in the dream, so why bother?
But everyone wants to capture that feeling, and Yan Tingting is no exception. She laughed and said: I hate it! You bastard, I already know that your meat smells bad. People are just curious to know how big your meat is.
It stinks! It’s better now. Smell is enough. Who has to taste it to know the smell? Isn’t this a good thing for you? Let me see it this way, I don’t want you to miss me either.
I don’t care that you will remember me well! Let’s make things clear!
Cao Yu was originally the kind of person who would always find the shore as far as the end of the sea. When he thought of going to sea, he never planned to come back. Now that she was talking about this, he couldn't find the answer, and he didn't know who owed whom.
Yes, who should read whom? Just seeing her happy made her interested again, and he quickly continued to tease her along the lines of the conversation: What do you mean by "liangqing"? How can it be possible?
Seeing what Cao Yu said, she couldn't tell whether she drank too much or had too little food! So she quickly smiled and asked: What's wrong? You owe me too much, and you feel so ashamed? It doesn't matter, don't worry, you
You know I'm not the kind of person who cares about everything!
When Cao Yu heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said softly: "Look, what you said is that I was already dead, and now you come to tell me the truth? Then I didn't die in vain! But don't say it,
I just like chatting with unreasonable people like you! Because there is something really interesting in it. When you say you want to be clear about everything, it’s all because you can’t forget it. Do you know what aftertaste is?
This unreasonable person usually likes to talk nonsense with others. Yan Tingting was thinking about how he felt, so she casually responded: I don't know! It's because people only think of clearing things up after they die.
Is it a little late? I know that the smell of your body is so disgusting that it makes people want to vomit! I don’t know who else would want to recall the smell of your body. You said it is so disgusting, it
What’s there to remember?!
Cao Yu didn't pay attention to her naughty behavior. He claimed that he wouldn't be fooled by her. In fact, he didn't have any temper with her, so he could only mind his own business and said: Hey, you're right. Everything is related to taste.
Everything can be retained by time. Even though people are gone, the taste is still there. This is not a memory, but a real and tangible existence, which is worth recalling!
Yan Tingting saw that no matter whether she was flying, fighting, or flying over to fight, no matter how much she provoked Cao Yu, she would not accept the move and would just jump around in the mist. It was also an interesting aftertaste: not a memory, but an aftertaste.
What does this mean? Could it be that someone cooked your pig brain? Is there any difference between the two you are talking about?
What does it mean to be a coward and a good-tempered person? Since Cao Yu was going to reason with her, he didn't care that she treated him like a pig. Moreover, taking advantage of her interest, he quickly flattered and said: Look at you, you are so uneducated.
Looks like this! I know it tastes good, but I don’t know what taste is! That’s why I can’t distinguish between memory and taste!
Yan Tingting was still hanging on, so naturally she couldn't be convinced, so she sneered: Hahaha, are you saying that I don't know what taste is?! You mean that each of these bitter, spicy, sour, sweet and salty things has its own taste.
, each one is different, all taste good, each one is worth your life to savor and savor slowly, right?!
Cao Yu looked at her cheating look tenderly, neither confirming nor denying it. He just responded with two "hehe"s and said: Hehe, you always say that I am stinky, stinky, but you really know that.
What should poop taste like?
Yan Tingting was about to vomit when she heard this, she quickly frowned and interrupted: Eh~~~~ It's so disgusting, stop talking, I don't want to hear it!
Cao Yu saw that she immediately lost interest, so he immediately became interested. This is called bad taste! Just like if people are written to death in this book, no one will read it. Cao Yu quickly pulled Yan Tingting and became interested.
Bo Bo is about to start his bad fun: Hey, please don't be like this, okay?! You don't find those idiots disgusting, but why do you feel disgusted when science is mentioned? Are you a college student? Do you have any sense of right and wrong?
Already?!
Yan Tingting got angry when she heard this, and couldn't help but yell and curse: What's wrong with college students? I don't want to hear your disgusting science, isn't it okay?!
Cao Yu felt frightened when he saw her cheating. In order to continue his bad fun, he had to flatter her and said: "Don't worry, we are not discussing scientific issues! Everyone knows to taste everything when eating."
It tastes sour, bitter, spicy and salty, but when you pull it, in addition to knowing that it smells bad, do you also know what it tastes like? Why do you think this is?
Yan Tingting had no other way to deal with such a disgusting person. She could only frown and give him a blank look, then she followed him down the road and scolded: "Tch! You are really funny. Isn't this nonsense?"
! If that place can give you some sweetness, why don’t you look for shit to eat every day because of that taste?!
As soon as these words came out, even she herself was so amused that she quickly raised her hand to cover her mouth, as if she was afraid that she would accidentally eat him.
It was so pretentious that even she felt strange, how could she become so vulgar and despicable when she was with him? It was really embarrassing and terrible!
Fortunately, Cao Yu didn't care about her depraved behavior and continued to ask: If you can't taste the taste, then why do you get hemorrhoids when you eat too much chili pepper, causing bleeding all over the world?
When Yan Tingting heard this, she felt as if she had eaten a fly. She immediately retched. Her face was pale, her eyebrows were furrowed, she covered her mouth and waved her hands repeatedly: I don't know, I don't know! Stop talking, I don't want to hear it.
Please stop talking about these disgusting things, okay?!
At this moment, it was as if the ghost story had just created the atmosphere for the appearance, and she began to regret it. She was determined not to let the pretending Cao Yu appear to scare her. How could that be possible?! You didn't even bother to do so.
Cao Yu, who was just about to show his head, was suffocated and went back! He saw a look of disdain on his face and said with disdain: Tsk! Where did you think you were going? I mean, spicy food is not a taste in the first place, it is pain! You feel pain!
Understand? That’s why you bleed!
Cao Yu said this calmly, as if the nosebleed had nothing to do with her! Yan Tingting was retching in waves, and when he heard what he said, she immediately stopped feeling sick.
, with a face full of doubts: What? What do you mean by this? Doesn’t the fragrance bleed? Does it only bleed when it hurts?
Cao Yu said proudly: Of course! What I mean is that people often say that bitter, spicy, sour, sweet and salty are all tastes, which is actually not correct. Because taste generally refers to things that can only be sensed by so-called taste cells.
.And spicy is not a taste in the ordinary sense. It is like mint and can be felt through ordinary epidermal cells, so it is not a taste.
Yan Tingting said in confusion: What do you mean? I don't understand?
Cao Yu saw that she really didn't understand, so he patiently explained: Sweet means sweet, salty means salty, smelly means smelly, and spicy means what kind of smell? When you apply chili pepper on your body, you will feel burning.
, you may even feel some pain. When you apply mint on your body, you will feel refreshing and cool, and you will feel very comfortable. These are nerves feeling, not taste, do you understand?
Only then did Yan Tingting understand. She nodded quickly and said: Oh, I understand. What you mean is that the skin cannot smell the fragrance, nor can it feel salty, but the body will feel and react wherever the chili pepper is applied. Am I right?
ah?
Cao Yu quickly waved his hands and snapped his fingers to encourage him: "Smart, that's what I mean!"
Yan Tingting was still the clueless sister, and continued to wonder: But what does this have to do with memory?
Cao Yu was still dumbfounded, and after thinking for a while, he quietly explained: Everything requires a rigorous scientific attitude. If you are always pretending to be a sister and confuse everyone with specious views, sooner or later you will become a failure.
A pot of glutinous rice is cooked, can you understand this?
Yan Tingting immediately glared at him and reprimanded him with a serious face: That's right! This chat is not over yet. Where did you come from so much nonsense?! Come on, tell the important point!
Cao Yu came to his senses immediately after being scolded by her. He knew that she was still cheating and he couldn't afford to offend her, so he coughed twice quickly, cleared his throat, and then said slowly: Don't be impatient yet! Listen!
Let me explain it to you one by one! Only after you understand what taste is, can I tell you what memory is, and then let’s talk about what aftertaste is!
Yan Tingting stared blankly at his pretending to be mysterious, swallowed, and swallowed the thought of vomiting back into her stomach, and then said: Okay, then pay attention when you speak.
Be careful! I'm warning you! You can watch the pee on the side! If you want to make him vomit, he will probably die in an ugly way!
Cao Yu naturally understood what she meant! His eyes shone brightly, and he said slyly: Of course! This is a scientific issue I am talking about. Do you know what memory is? Memory refers to people's voices and faces.
Things like smiles can only exist in people's spiritual world and do not actually exist in real life...
After hearing his explanation, Yan Tingting calmed down and forgot about the disgusting taste. She nodded with interest and said: Well, that's interesting, go on!
Seeing her interest, Cao Yu said proudly: Look, what are you talking about? I didn't lie to you, did I? I know you have a strong thirst for knowledge! Your frown and smile are actually like those passing clouds.
It’s just passed. In fact, nothing can be left behind, don’t you think so?!
Yan Tingting looked at him with a look of resentment, nodded resentfully, and then said lightly: Well, then I understand, you are planning not to take me seriously and treat what I said as fart, right?!
Seeing that she was always ready to put on his little shoes, Cao Yu couldn't help laughing and said: Hahaha, that's not what I meant! I mean, unless you use the audio and video equipment to retain the impression of just a few words.
, otherwise you can only keep it in your own memory. You have no other choice, let alone any other choice. This is the cruel part of reality, are you right?
Chapter completed!