after all

Author: Chop wood and carry water

after all

Yan Tingting panicked when she heard this, and immediately retorted: How is that possible?! Don't you know the little things in your belly?! How could something you knew so well be forgotten so easily?

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Cao Yu laughed and said: Hahaha, don't worry about this, he can handle it by himself.

Yan Tingting was still a little worried and couldn't help but wonder: How to deal with it?

Cao Yu said with a bad smile: Isn't this simple? What comes in, comes out! As for how to deal with it? Who will deal with it? Then don't worry about it. Anyway, everyone knows that this fart thing is poisonous, so it must be something bad.

You will put it in your stomach and hold it in your stomach. As much as you put in, you have to find a way to dispose of it. You have to digest it all internally and create a cycle of internal digestion. Do you think that is possible?

Yan Tingting frowned and said nothing, and Cao Yu continued with a bad smile: She had farted a lot, and if she had to hold back the fart she swallowed, she would have to choke someone sooner or later?!

Why is this daughter-in-law willing to endure it for another thousand years and not give up? Isn’t it because she wants to be a mother-in-law and have fun! So stop worrying about those daughters-in-law! With her son, at least she still has hope to survive

The day I become a mother-in-law! Look at me again!

As he spoke, he spread his hands. Seeing his pitiful look, Yan Tingting couldn't help but wonder: What's wrong with you? You are here well, why are you pretending to be pitiful?!

Cao Yu looked pitiful and said with a plaintive look on his face: Hey, he doesn’t even have a daughter-in-law, so where does he end up?!

Yan Tingting laughed loudly after hearing this, wishing she could spit pearls on his face! She said coquettishly: Hahaha, you have such a beautiful idea! Why don't you hurry up?! I don't know what you are talking about here?!

Cao Yu glanced at her very lustfully, then turned around and looked around and said: Where is it? Where is it? Hold on, hold on, that's easy to say, and you won't tell me where she is? Where can I catch her?

It’s so funny!

Yan Tingting saw him looking around like an opera star, looking around while not forgetting to peek at herself proudly from the corner of his eye. She couldn't help but chuckled and said: Okay, okay, stop acting! Those with sly eyebrows know how to look for them everywhere.

What! What I asked you to hurry up is to move the bricks. Once you have moved the bricks, you will have everything. It is useless to think about it now!

Cao Yu pretended to be clear and said: Oh, I understand, you are talking about moving bricks?! I thought you wanted to marry me a wife! Look at how beautiful I am, the sweat on my face, take a look,

Did you see it?!

As he spoke, he licked his big face and came up to her so that she could take a closer look. Yan Tingting hurriedly pushed him away, frowning and pouting, pretending to be disgusted: Eh~~~~ It stinks so much, so

This is disgusting! I have never seen such a shameless guy like you. Stay away from me! Get away!

Since Cao Yu was shameless, he naturally wouldn't leave. Instead, he shamelessly approached him and said, "Hey, by the way, why are you in such a hurry to move bricks? What I need now is that I don't have a wife.

You can put aside the matter of moving bricks for a while. If you don’t have a wife to supervise behind your back, then it will be boring to move bricks, don’t you think?!

Yan Tingting saw that what he said was not serious, so naturally she would not discuss the wife's problem with him in this context, so she had to bite the bullet and say something provocative: Hey, I said you have something in your pocket

Money? You are so poor, don't you think too much? If you don't hurry up and start writing, what will you do to find a wife in the future? Who is willing to follow you?!

Cao Yu immediately said: Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute! There is something wrong with what he said. It seems that the subject is missing. It should be "If you don't hurry up, what will I do to get a wife in the future?"

!", that's right! Hey, listen, doesn't this make it easier to talk? There must be something wrong with what you said just now, but now it's perfect! Don't you think so?

After hearing this, Yan Tingting covered her mouth and laughed and said: Hahaha, okay, okay, you move the bricks, and you code the words. Your wife is yours, no one will snatch it from you! You marry first, and you will be soft-hearted if you marry her.

, you should be relieved now, right?! Honey! Why don’t you hurry up and move the bricks? It’ll be too late if it’s too late. Don’t blame me for the delay. Don’t you have hope for moving the bricks? Hurry!

Cao Yu's eyes lit up as soon as he heard this, and he said slyly: Are you being soft on me?! This is what you said! Are you lying to me?

Yan Tingting smiled and pushed him out, while nodding in agreement: Yes, yes, I said it, I promise! Go, go, hurry up!

Cao Yu saw that she was so confused that he didn't know what she was agreeing to. He couldn't help but said angrily: Huh! You capitalists are all the same. You dare to agree without asking. You tell lies with your eyes open. You clearly intend to deceive people and fool people.

Oh! If I had known that this was the case, then why would I have talked about it?! Hey, I knew it was all in vain. I really have a miserable life, so pitiful! Ahhhh...

Yan Tingting pretended not to understand the style, and said with an impatient look of disgust: Okay, okay, don't cry! Look back and let people see you, don't think I did anything to you, call the police, that will be troublesome! Hey, yes

Well, what do you mean, it’s all in vain? That’s not what you want to say! You shouldn’t have told me whether you want a wife or not. It’s none of my business after you’ve been talking for a long time? You’re not saying it in vain?

!Should!

When Cao Yu heard this, he was even more depressed and said: Hey, you are a boss! You are just playing tricks on me, and you don’t care about my life or death! So, if you want to be a real person, you have to treat yourself

The belly is better! If you don’t believe it, just look at it. Among those with a big belly, which one is not worthy of his own belly, and he doesn’t have to think about moving bricks all day long?

Yan Tingting laughed loudly after hearing this and said: Hahaha, look, you are talking about the boss as if he is the boss of the Black Society. You know, being a boss is easy!

Cao Yu took the opportunity and said sarcastically: Hey, I don't know how easy it is to be a boss, but I know that this person's thinking is just unreliable. He is the same every day and changes every moment. I'm talking about you, right?!

Yan Tingting knew that he was planning to dig a hole for her again, so she had to laugh awkwardly and said: Haha, why have I changed? I've always been like this! Why do you think I have changed?

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Tsk, you just said that your dad brought it on himself! It’s not easy to say it to him so quickly?! What do you think of all this? Hey, let’s not talk about it anymore, it’s really complicated enough

!Look at you, this person looks exactly the same, and what he says is reasonable, but why don’t you do what that person should do?! What can I say about you? I’m just full of stuff and thinking wildly.

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Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting immediately laughed and spat: Bah! Who do you think is the most fuel-efficient person now? You are the only one who is holding back a lot of bad water! How can you have the face to say anything about me?!

Cao Yu patted his belly and said confidently: How can it be the same? Look at you, you are looking at me, can you see any difference?!

Yan Tingting glanced at him with disdain, giggled and said: Hahaha, look at what you can do! Apart from that wretched look, there is not much difference?!

Cao Yu said disapprovingly: Tsk, you just like to judge people by their appearance, right? You think you think with your head, but you don’t understand what it means to not judge people by their appearance! You know people, they know faces, but you don’t know their hearts. That’s the kind of person you are talking about! There are many ideas and trains of thought.

Chaos, it’s hard to unify! I’m different. I really think with my stomach, so the idea is much simpler. To sum up, there is only one thing that remains the same throughout the ages. You won’t be hungry when you’re full! You’re right

wrong?!

Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting immediately laughed and cursed: Hahaha, screw you! How come you men are all virtuous?!

Cao Yu was puzzled and said: What's wrong? Isn't this the wrong idea? Are you hungry after eating? Or are you full without eating? Otherwise, you won't be full no matter how much you eat! It's hard to satisfy your desires, and I'm talking about you!

Yan Tingting laughed and scolded after hearing this: Come on, you are so greedy! And you are trying your best, eating from the bowl and looking at the pot, and don't forget to think about the people in the wild, looking like a starving ghost reincarnated! I am

He said, why do you always want to be the boss? You don’t understand what’s so good about that? You worry about your life and you are always scolded. I really don’t know what you are trying to do?!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately said slyly: Haha, of course it's for prestige! The boss is so prestige! Can this be compared with moving bricks? Besides, it's not hard to move bricks. You still have to risk your life. Who do you think would be willing?

Being a baby? Isn’t it easy to be a baby? You don’t need to think about it at all! Don’t you think so? It’s like dreaming about looking for the toilet, but it’s like having to urinate in a hurry?!

Yan Tingting couldn't help but want to laugh when she heard it, but she kept telling herself in her heart that you, a pretty lady, must not laugh at such a disgusting metaphor! As a result, her pretty face turned red from suppressing it, so she had to be stern.

He raised his face and spat, "Fuck you! I can lead you to the bottom of anything. Let's see if you can do any good at all."

Cao Yu liked to see her embarrassed and couldn't help but said with a bad smile: Hehe, I just gave such an easy-to-understand example just to make it easier for you to understand! What you dream about is ultimately difficult to realize in reality.

Dreams, even if they come true, may not necessarily be a good thing. It’s like asking for a little wife. Just think about it in your dreams, but don’t take it seriously! Do you think that’s right?

Do you think he can please you? Yan Tingting immediately calmed down after hearing this. She couldn't help but nodded and praised: Well, a kid can be taught!

Seeing that she was happy, Cao Yu immediately said: "But it's different if you are a child. With your current conditions, you don't have to think about it at all. I can help you realize it. Although my body is a bit reluctant, but for the sake of

If I can realize your dream, I am willing to sacrifice it! Look, how about you take care of it all on me?!

When Yan Tingting saw what he said, it was as if she was going to die generously. She couldn't help laughing and said: Haha, go to hell! Look at the way you died, as if you had been wronged! You want me to make a baby for you?

, why don’t you think about how you want to die?! Look how beautiful and virtuous you are! Didn’t you just say that you can’t get a wife?! Why are you thinking of getting a wife so quickly?

Cao Yu said slyly: Yes, who said you can't think about pleasing others when you move bricks?! Why do you think you move bricks? Isn't it just that you want to live a better life? Everyone is looking forward to a better future

The vision of society is constantly moving forward. Such a beautiful idea should be possessed by everyone, no matter who is the boss or the second. Human nature is not based on material things, right?

Yan Tingting laughed and said: Haha, this is the first time I heard that obscenity can be so fresh and refined. You have been hungry all day and haven't forgotten to think about it. How can you spend your time on moving bricks?!

Do you know what it means to get rich through hard work? People can be the boss because they are hardworking and brave, and they put all their thoughts into their careers! Look at yourself, you are not doing anything serious all day long, fishing for three days and posting nets for two days

, you can’t move bricks all your life!

Of course Cao Yu was dissatisfied and said: Hey, what you said is meaningless. Typical boss thinking. You said that among those who know how to move bricks all day long, who are not hardworking and brave? Who of those who can't get a wife are not?

What about those who move bricks all day long? Do you understand exploitation? Have you forgotten Capitalism? Don’t just stand and talk all day without pain in your back. I don’t know that there is still a lot of suffering in this world, okay?!

Yan Tingting saw that what he said was serious, so she quickly explained: Hey, what I'm talking about is that you don't concentrate on moving bricks, and you just think about it all day long. Don't talk to me about those useless things, okay?!

I don’t know what you are thinking in your belly. I guess it must be different from what you are thinking in your head, right? If you don’t care about moving bricks, what qualifications do you have to be the boss?! You can only think about it in your belly.

Forget it, are you right?

Cao Yu smiled and talked to her: Hey, you don't understand this, do you?! It is human nature to be bigger and stronger. This stomach and head have already had a meeting, and that is what they have agreed upon.

idea! That is a collective decision, do you understand?!

Yan Tingting laughed loudly after hearing this and said: Hahaha, it sounds like what you said is true. I just like your serious nonsense! They also made a collective decision after discussing it. Do they have any common language?! One of them knows how to eat.

If you only know how to fantasize, what good can you discuss?! You are so funny! It is typical of mind-eating delusions, don’t you think so?!

Cao Yu quickly argued: Hey, don't tell me, they may not have any common interests or hobbies in anything, but they have common interests in "making it bigger and stronger, being strong and lasting".

A common hobby that is almost paranoid! Because we are men, we all desire to make ourselves "bigger and stronger". You don't understand this!

Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting immediately laughed and spat: Go to hell! Stop fooling me with these words! What do you mean I don't understand? Isn't it just big and strong? Don't think I don't know what you are referring to.

What is it! What do you mean I don’t understand? Is this belly just like you, thinking about getting bigger and stronger all day long?! Don’t you think this belly will collude with you to cheat?!

Cao Yu couldn't help but tremble a little when he heard it. He couldn't tell what it felt like to be both sexy and confused! Men, aren't all like this? He hoped that this woman could understand something so that she could speak easily! But he was also worried that this woman would not be able to do anything.

I understand, that would be a big trouble, too scary! This tangled little thought simply cannot be expressed clearly in words, so I had to say: Do you know what I am talking about?
Chapter completed!