Chapter 263 It’s so fucking disgusting

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 263 It’s so fucking disgusting

Cao Yu added weight on the side and said: Haha, now you can understand, right? It's difficult to have both, let alone being safe! Anyway, no matter what you do, you will die, so you might as well live in the present! Live every day well, don't think about it.

Are some of them not as strong as others? Don’t believe anything about those things that are flying in the sky. Haven’t you seen that those who say that I have a perfect plan are only telling others?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she felt a lot more. She couldn't help laughing and said: Haha, do you mean flying cakes or throwing cakes? The flying cakes in the sky may not be yours, but if it is a throwing cake, the 80% success rate must be for me.

It’s ready, right?

You see, what she said is good, right? She winks at the audience, and she winks at you, that's two different things! You can hear her from her words.

Does she want to fly or throw? How can you tell whether she wants it or wants it? She still wants it! The bird must not be able to hear it, you can only look at her expression!

Cao Yu was a very brave man, he didn't even look at it, he just thought she wanted it! Everything happened next, if you want it, you have to give it to her! Just listen to him saying without hesitation:

Why do you still need to ask? I think about holding back my ultimate move every day to scare people. You can tell what he is holding back just by smelling it. What are you doing to be beautiful here?

Yan Tingting was distracted now, so she didn't care about Cao Yu's teasing, and said absently and boringly: Do you think I'm beautiful?

As soon as Cao Yu saw that her eyes were blurred and her answers were wrong, he knew that she was thinking too far! So he immediately had bad intentions and was about to cross her and said: Beautiful! When he saw you stretching your neck and looking silly, he knew that she was thinking too much.

That's a beautiful thing, isn't it? What did you say you were thinking about?

Yan Tingting's flirtation immediately made Cao Yu's heart tremble, and he heard her say coquettishly: Aren't you always saying that I'm beautiful all day long?! So I started thinking, I am really as good as you said.

Isn’t it beautiful? But I don’t see you being mean or expressive at all. It’s not practical at all. It’s obvious that you don’t mean what you say!

Only then did Cao Yu realize what she was thinking. He was despised in his heart, but he did not forget to continue to flatter him: Hey, what are you thinking about?! You are already a beautiful person, and you are not thinking about random things all day long.

Having said that, I still only think about beautiful things! I can’t leave anything behind, I have to have you in everything. This is thinking about God! Are you going to let people live? Have you ever thought about other people’s feelings?

Yan Tingting came back to her senses as soon as she heard this, so she quickly calmed down her mood, tried her best to put a smile on her face, and her tone was doubly gentle, and she smiled and said: Haha, I am asking you to praise me.

?Or should I let you scold me?

Cao Yu understood as soon as he heard what she said was not a nice thing to say, and he immediately came back with a flattering look, and with his lifelong flattery, he greeted him with a smile: Haha, but don't worry, it's yours.

No one will snatch it from you! You don’t have to worry about it all day long, and it can’t run away! Because God has already prepared it for you, and it’s specially tailored for you, so you definitely didn’t run away!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately put away her lifeless energy and came back to life. Because the evil energy that had just accumulated could not be dissipated immediately, she was afraid that her reaction would be slow and he would accidentally release a disgusting moth to scare people.

.So I didn’t care what he meant, just pretended to be ecstatic and said in surprise: Ah? What? Are you ready for me? That’s really hard for you, I’m serious! I’ll listen.

What are you preparing for me?

As soon as Cao Yu saw her pretended joy, he knew not to act rashly, otherwise it would lead to death and catastrophe! He quickly put away the joke and acted like an old god who saw through everything:

Hey~~ Look at the beauty of you, I’m talking about the Zhuan family, not me! The Zhuan family has prepared it for you, you don’t have to fight or think about it, no one can run away!

When Yan Tingting heard this, the joy that could not be hidden in her eyes dimmed, and the lifeless air came to her eyes again, but she still wanted to try to save her again, and said hopefully: Oh, this is not nonsense! Who said I care about you?

La? What I asked was why they prepared it for me. After talking for a long time, they didn’t say anything. They just asked me to feel relieved! You are always like this, can you make people feel reassured?!

Cao Yu had a look of sluttishness on his face and quickly said with a sly smile: Hey, you're worried, it's because you haven't figured out your position yet!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately blushed and pretended to be confused and said: Get it right? Am I wrong or are you wrong? What do you think is wrong with me? How can I be wrong like you said? I think it's clearly you who are wrong.

Right?! Hey hey hey, it’s obviously you who thinks all the evil things yourself, how do you want me to straighten you out? You say it yourself!

Cao Yu saw that her little thoughts were really running around, and you might not be able to catch her even if you were sitting on a rocket, so he had to pull the reins and said: Isn't that easy? Just think of me as the Zhuan family, isn't this?

It’s much more comfortable!

Yan Tingting covered her mouth and laughed loudly after hearing this: Hahaha, just you? You still want me to treat you as a bricklayer? Do you think I'm stupid?! No matter what I treat you as, I feel uncomfortable! I treat you like a bricklayer.

Family? What do you care about? I can feel comfortable if I treat you as my family. Tell me what this means? It’s ridiculous. Isn’t this nonsense!

Seeing her disdain, Cao Yu could only continue to coax patiently: Hey, how can this be considered nonsense?! If you don't believe that you will encounter those terrible things again next time, just try to say silently in your heart, I am just a

Brick, I am a Brick, let’s see if it makes me feel better? Don’t believe it, you’ll know if you try it!

Yan Tingting stared at him blankly, feeling angry and funny in her heart, but she muttered in her mouth: Cao Yu is a brick artist, Cao Yu is a brick artist, so what does it matter?

But Cao Yu said seriously: Hey, look, isn't this much better! The effect is so obvious!

Yan Tingting was a little confused by what he said, and couldn't help but think thoughtfully: "Much better? How can you tell that I am much better? Do I have it?"

Cao Yu deliberately pretended not to hear and said: What did you just say?

Yan Tingting said in confusion: How can I feel better?

Cao Yu said calmly: The last sentence, not this one, but the previous sentence. What did you say in the previous sentence? Do you remember it?

Yan Tingting thought for a moment, but couldn't think of a reason for a while and said: I said so much, who knows which sentence you are referring to!

Cao Yu quickly reminded: What did you say about the Zhuan family just now?

Yan Tingting thought for a while and became even more confused and said: Zhuan family? What's wrong with the Zhuan family? I didn't say anything about the Zhuan family? Even if you are the Zhuan family, what does it matter?!

Cao Yu quickly excitedly said with a serious face: Hey, that's what I said! You see, your illness has been cured before you know it!

Yan Tingting couldn't help but laughed and said: What's wrong with me? Can I be cured by just saying Zhuan's family? You can pull it off! What kind of strange disease is it? Can it be cured by just saying Zhuan's family? What's the use of Zhuan's family?

!I think you are the one who is sick! And the illness is not serious. By the way, I think it should be called Zhuanjia Dependence Syndrome. That is really sick and there is no way to save it!

Cao Yu laughed and said: Hahaha, isn't that what we are talking about! I never said that Zhuan's family can cure diseases. I didn't say that you were saved because you already knew that Zhuan's family didn't work!

Yan Tingting laughed heartily after hearing this and said: Hahaha, what are you talking about?! What do you mean, only when you know that the Zhuan family is no longer working can you save it!

Cao Yu said with a sinister smile on the side: Hehehe, look at how refreshed you are, do you still feel that your chest is congested?

Yan Tingting was so teased by him that she had long forgotten what she had said before. She couldn't help but wonder: What? My chest is so tight? Why am I so good at gambling?!

Cao Yu smiled slyly and said: Hehehe, look, don't worry about why anymore, right? Have you forgotten it all? It means that your disease has improved greatly, and you can still be saved! You must remember in the future,

This Zhuanjia is like the legendary "quick-acting heart-saving pill". When you encounter any difficulties that you can't get over, don't wait to feel uncomfortable, just think about Zhuanjia.

If we wait anywhere else, then we will be at ease, don’t you think?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she almost laughed out loud. She immediately frowned and cursed: Haha, what are you talking about? If the Zhuan family doesn't work, why do you want me to wait here? What a mess,

It sounds disgusting, why don't you die?

A trace of cunning suddenly flashed in Cao Yu's eyes, but he yelled: What? Isn't this disgusting? Why do I think you haven't woken up yet! Where are you going? I don't even know.

At first, you were so sick that you couldn't help but if I woke you up later, why don't you come over and beat me up?

When Yan Tingting heard that he was looking for a fight, she immediately became energetic and prepared to satisfy him! Who is afraid of whom on the street? Naturally, she refused to be weak and directly challenged: Ha

Haha, your bones are itching, right? Well, come on! I want to see how disgusting you are, and if you can be any more disgusting, let me open my eyes!

Cao Yu said with a bad smile: Hehehe, you are so stubborn, right? Why, are you not afraid of being disgusted now? Look at you! I still don’t believe that I can’t cure you!

Yan Tingting was not to be outdone, so she just quarreled. Who is afraid of whom?! Can you tell who is stronger through a quarrel? So she immediately pouted her lips and continued to provoke with a look of disdain: Huh! I'm afraid.

You?! You want to cure me, right?! Then come quickly! I’m telling you today, if you can’t cure me, then you will be my puppy! Do you hear me?!

Cao Yu saw that she was so full of sexual interest and was eager to show off her graceful body. He secretly screamed, "No! There's a conspiracy!" Then he grinned and said with a bad smile: "Hey! You're getting excited, aren't you?"

Look at your fierce look, let's see how I will deal with you later! I will also put my words here today, if I can't cure you, then I will, I will, I will...

He originally wanted to say that if he can't cure you, he won't be able to convince you, but then he thought about it, unless he put her to sleep and made her "click", it would be really difficult to "conquer" her. As for this woman

He has experienced how difficult it is to be difficult to deal with. She just scolded you for saying "die to death" and other words that are not taboo. He will not make her angry in this way, so "I will, I will".

That stuck...

Yan Tingting was naturally confident. Seeing him saying "I'll do it, I'll do it", she couldn't help but laugh and said: Haha, "I'll do it, I'll do it", what do you want to say? Isn't it just to think of a way to cure it?

Me? How hard can this be? You kept mumbling "I'll do it, I'll do it" for a long time. You're not complicating the problem, are you? Why don't you deal with a weak little girl like me?

Well, how difficult can this be? It's like a repeater chattering away. Isn't it broken?

Cao Yu was really helpless by her, so he had to return to the topic and directly said: Hehehe, even if I can't cure you, I can't disgust you to death! Do you want me to prepare a quick cure for you now?

A heart-saving pill or something, just in case you need it later?

Yan Tingting said with a look of disdain: Tsk, I’ve seen disgusting people, and I’ve seen people as disgusting as you, but I’ve never seen anyone more disgusting than you! What were we talking about just now? Didn’t I just ask you to come?

It disgusts me! You forgot so quickly. Are you a fish? The memory can only last seven seconds, right? You disgusted me before you even said it. It seems that you are disgusting enough!

Hahaha……

Look, before he even opened his mouth, he was slapped with disgust by her! If he were an ordinary person, do you think he could bear this? But Cao Yu is not an ordinary person! He is now compared to the Zhuan family, and the Zhuan family is like

You can't be an ordinary person. How can you be a bricklayer if you can't stand this disgusting thing?!

Naturally, Cao Yu didn't care. On the contrary, he was more and more warmed by the spring breeze. He said with a smile: "Don't make trouble. I'm from the Zhuan family, and I won't be the same as you!"

Yan Tingting likes him to keep a straight face and talk nonsense with a serious face, and laughs: Hahaha, aren't you just saying that I am disgusting but you are not? Well, now let you disgust me, let you

It's so enjoyable, let me see if you feel sick! Come on!

When Cao Yu saw her beautiful eyes and rosy face, he immediately grinned and said in a patient tone: Hey, look, you are so anxious. Why are you so anxious? You must be so curious and anxious.

Do you have to look for nausea?

Yan Tingting was even more excited when she heard this, and she yelled: Haha, stop talking nonsense! I just want to see how disgusting you are, hurry up!

Seeing that she was anxiously waiting, Cao Yu was even more unhurried and said slowly: Haha, look at how anxious you are, didn't you realize that I was already sick?!

Yan Tingting was immediately confused when she heard this. After thinking for a long time, she still couldn't find where his nausea was. She couldn't help but wonder: Is the nausea over?

With a contemptuous tone, Cao Yu nodded and affirmed: Yes, I have been sick for a long time, didn't you notice?

Yan Tingting thought that Cao Yu was afraid of her, and her face was even more proud, and she said with a mocking tone: Tsk, are you done with disgusting? But I don't know at all, what kind of disgusting method is this? It's not at all

It disgusts me! Are you kidding me?! You disgust others, but they don’t know it at all. How disgusting is this?!

Cao Yu also explained with a look of disdain: Hey, don't they say that I am now a Zhuan family! The nausea of ​​this Zhuan family is naturally different from ordinary people. If you vomit as soon as I say it, how can you still feel deeply?

How disgusting is it for you? The most I can do is to disgust you to death. How can I let you be deceived? If the Zhuan family is disgusting, then they will sneak into the village without knowing it and not let anyone go.

, that’s really disgusting!
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