Chapter 275 ? Khan Mora Pizza Apple Pie
Chapter 275 ?Khan Mora Pizza Apple Pie
Author: Chop wood and carry water
Chapter 275 Khan Mora Pizza Apple Pie
Yan Tingting's head was originally full of butterflies, and the moth was just incidental. But when she thought of the bastard Cao Yu, she immediately became alert and said: Everyone originally wanted to become a butterfly, but there are certain risks during the hatching process.
It's risky, don't you think? Not all people can turn into butterflies, especially people like you, who have poor character and probably can only make some mistakes to harm others, don't you think?
Cao Yu saw that she was talking the same nonsense. Her logic was very rigorous, her analysis was quite accurate, her attitude was serious, and her expressions were quite fluent. She was serious but lively, and serious but also coquettish, which made people not believe it at all.
She is seriously acting like a hooligan! She is simply creating her own pie, so let’s call it “Khan Mora Pizza Apple Pie”!
You see, my name is interesting, isn’t it? In the Code of Hammurabi, which is dignified, majestic and contemptuous of everything, there is still a hint of coquettish and romantic temperament, which is refreshing and scary at the same time!
I don’t need to explain any more, you should be able to understand which style it belongs to, right?! Yes, I’m talking about the “Khan Mora Pizza Apple Pie”!
Cao Yu saw that she wanted to form her own faction, but how could she do it? With his competitive nature, how could he tolerate her forming her own faction and seriously want to dominate it?!
So Cao Yu immediately wanted to "sleep" with her! Yes, "sleep" is a different word! Because he just wanted to lie on the "bed" thinking about "waiting in vain"! He just wanted to lie down
Let's compete with her! Let's see who is taller! Let's see who can "win" in the end! How about it? After seeing his thoughts, have you made many associations? Can you think better than him?
Everyone is lying there, and the heights and bumps are clearly visible. The rest is up to you to use your brain and think about it! Whether the result is to your liking or not depends on what you think! I saw him slyly
Blinking her eyes, she guided her to think: Think about it, there are so many butterflies flying in this world, but have you ever heard that any of them were transformed by humans?!
Look, what he is asking is not to make people "sleep out of their wits"! If you answer yes, he will say that they are all fairy tales and made up! If you say no, then you have just fallen into his trap.
Dig a hole! No one can turn into a butterfly, so why are you still here blindly? This makes her feel so embarrassed! She originally wanted to turn into a butterfly, but when he said it, all of them turned into moths.
She couldn't figure it out, and she didn't want to give in so easily! So she had to laugh awkwardly and said: Haha, look at you for being so stupid! Then where do you think these butterflies in the sky come from? Those who want to become butterflies,
Where have they all gone? Have they really turned into moths? Isn’t this too disgusting?!
Cao Yu said calmly: How can a butterfly be transformed by a human?! Aren't they all crawling out of the shell of an insect? Isn't it very inspiring to break out of a cocoon and transform into a butterfly? Why does it disgust you?
When Yan Tingting heard this, she swallowed involuntarily, as if a caterpillar had crawled down her throat, which made her lose all interest. She couldn't help but vomit: Uh, stop talking! I can't stand it! No.
If a person can turn into a butterfly, can someone turn into a moth? Are you trying to disgust me again?!
Cao Yu smiled evilly and said: Hehe, how dare I disgust you? You are obviously overthinking it!
When Yan Tingting saw that he was disobedient, she immediately got angry and said: Are you arguing with me?! Tell me, why do I think too much?
Cao Yu slyly explained: If you put the raw and cooked food together, and eat the cold and hot food together, won't people get upset?
Yan Tingting nodded without knowing why: Yes! But what does this have to do with overthinking?
Cao Yu laughed dumbly and said: You put all the virtual and real things together, and you have to say the good and the bad. Do you think that can not make people feel disgusting?!
Yan Tingting asked in confusion: What do you mean? I don't understand!
Cao Yu said disgustedly: Look! I said no one can turn into a butterfly, so you have to ask me if anyone can turn into a moth! One of the two exists in reality, and the other is fictional in itself. They are two different things.
You still say that I am disgusting? Where is this? You also say that I am disgusting with you? It is clearly you who are disgusting yourself!
After hearing this, Yan Tingting covered her mouth with a smile and nodded, saying: Haha, that's right! Different people have different opinions on these real things! Not to mention those things that are illusory in the first place! What do I mean in my eyes?
Butterflies turn into moths in your eyes! It turns out it’s your eyes that are causing trouble! Your eyes are full of moths!
Cao Yu immediately echoed: That's right! Where do you think there are so many conspiracies in the public eye?! What everyone is fighting about is not just what they think is a moth in their own eyes. Why can others turn a blind eye?! This is what I call it.
I love you I don’t understand, I don’t want your good things! You can’t force anything, if you try too hard, any good things will make people feel scared, don’t you think so?
Although Yan Tingting agreed in her heart, she refused to admit it. She couldn't help but lamented: Hey, why do you think this is? There are many kinds of hate, which is easy to understand. Is there still a different standard for love?
Cao Yu said disdainfully: I find you are quite funny and you look like a very smart girl. How come your IQ drops to zero when you talk about love?!
Yan Tingting couldn't help but grinned and said coquettishly: Haha, what's wrong? I make you so disgusted! It's really annoying!
Cao Yu looked at her affectionately and smiled: You think it's good for me to work hard to get rich, but I just want to get something for nothing! Do you think you two can talk together? Just like falling in love, boys always
He said that pretty girls are snobbish and look down on those poor people, but why didn't he say that he wanted to buy something for zero dollars?!
Yan Tingting smiled so hard that she said: So isn't this just a dream? Only in a dream can you lie down and win? Right?
Cao Yu nodded in agreement: Yes, this is the difference between Eastern and Western cultures!
Yan Tingting asked in confusion: What do you mean? You mean that foreigners are all about reality, but we prefer to live in dreams?! Dreams have everything?
Cao Yu shook his head and said: What I am saying is that foreigners know how to respect women better! But we only try to fool the losers!
Yan Tingting happily said: Hahaha, I didn’t expect you to know how to respect me! Tell me how he respects me?
Cao Yu glanced at her disdainfully and said: "Have you ever seen that foreigners are making up fairy tales about poor girls marrying princes to deceive little girls, while we are all making up those poor losers who dream of marrying a seven-fairy girl back home one day?"
What a story!
Yan Tingting was giggling and said happily: Hahaha, what's wrong? What does this mean? Why does he respect women?!
Cao Yu explained calmly: They are all inspirational stories, but it depends on who is telling them to them! Tell those little girls that as long as you are beautiful, you will definitely win! That is not a lie.
, this is called very realistic, right?! If you tell a poor loser that as long as you work hard, you will marry Bai Fumei one day! How can you say this is possible? Then you are just letting him dream!
Yan Tingting laughed loudly and said: Look at what you said, isn't it respecting him by not letting him dream?!
Cao Yu asked strangely: What do you think? Isn't it respect to advise him to recognize the reality and not live in a dream all day long? He just deceives others into dreaming, do you think that is respect for him? How could Bai Fumei do that?
She's attracted to a poor loser! Unless he wins the gold list and becomes powerful, she would rather stay single than leave the market, don't you think? That's just trying to trick people!
Yan Tingting was even more happy after hearing this. She covered her mouth with her hands and smiled charmingly: Hahaha, you are so funny! Who told you that you would not marry even if you are rich and beautiful?! As long as you have perseverance and are willing to work hard.
If you change yourself, then everything will be possible! This may not all be a dream!
Cao Yu looked at her cute and charming look, swallowed his saliva, and said quietly: Look, isn't this starting to deceive people again!
Yan Tingting deliberately turned her head away, looked away and said shyly: What's wrong? Is this deceiving people? When have I ever deceived you?!
Cao Yu looked at her beautiful face, as if he were looking at a delicate peach, and said with a bad smile: "Look, what we said about being removed from the shelves is the same thing? You are here with me."
Jiwai?!
Yan Tingting tilted her head and said playfully: Why are they not the same thing?! Do you mean that getting promoted and getting rich does not count as getting married? Girls can choose to win, but boys need to work hard to change their destiny. This
Is this what you think is respecting girls? No wonder no one can understand your love! Although success is difficult, you will not be able to succeed if you work hard! But everyone, regardless of whether he is a boy or a girl, should have the requirements
The belief that you can succeed through your own efforts! Are you right?!
Seeing that what she said was so reasonable, Cao Yu was speechless for a moment, so he had to say: Hehe, when I said it would be removed from the shelves, I meant that it would not be sold! What do you think? Look at your charming appearance, life and death
If you refuse to lie down, why don't you let others sell you?
Yan Tingting became angry when she heard this and shouted: What?! Say it again?!
Cao Yu immediately smiled successfully and said: What I mean is, if you have the ability to win without lying, why don't you let others win by lying?! You always want to impose what you think is good on others, and say that it is all for the sake of
How's he doing? What do you think you're saying if you're not a liar?!
Yan Tingting's face turned dark when she heard this, and she shouted in a cold voice: Cao Yu, you damn bastard! I say something, but you say something back. You are deliberately trying to disgust me, right? What do you think you are?
Come on! You don’t know good people’s hearts, and you still act disgusting all day long! It’s really annoying, get out of here!
Seeing her face flushed and her chest bulging with anger, Cao Yu argued even more proudly: Haha, why did I offend you again? Is what I said wrong?
Yan Tingting glared at him bitterly and said angrily: You are so annoying that you knowingly committed the crime! What? You still don’t want to admit it, right?! That’s great, if you can turn into a bastard for me right now.
, then I admit that I wrongly blamed you just now! You are right! You are justified! How about it? You can change it for me?!
Cao Yu saw that she did not jump into the pit, but instead laid another trap on the pit, asking him to fall into the trap! So he immediately put on a posture that he had seen through everything she had arranged, and the old god smiled comfortably:
Haha, isn’t this a joke? It’s said that fiction and reality can’t be mixed! No one can become a butterfly, and all the moths are created by people. Isn’t this a fact?!
Yan Tingting was almost confused by what he said, so she snorted coldly: Tsk, are you angry with me again? Those butterflies flying in the sky are things that everyone can see, then
It is indeed a fact! But I can’t see any of the moths in your eyes. Isn’t that also a fact?!
Cao Yu nodded and said: Yes! Everyone is the same, how can you see the moth in other people's eyes? That is simply not true!
Yan Tingting said provocatively: That’s why you have to conjure up one for me to see! Otherwise, how can I believe that it’s true that the sky is full of moths flying?!
When Cao Yu saw this, he couldn't tell her the truth, so in line with the principle of not arguing with fools, he quickly raised his hands in surrender and said: Yes, yes, you are right! It was my fault that I didn't make this point.
Let me tell you the whole story! It’s not your fault that you can’t see that there are so many moths flying in the sky! Because those moths don’t exist in the first place, it’s just a metaphor!
Yan Tingting was naturally very dissatisfied with his perfunctory explanation, because an apology must be sincere! How could she accept his apology without any sincerity?! So she refused directly and said: Oh, what do you mean?
I'm blind, can't I see those stupid things you do?!
Upon hearing this, Cao Yu quickly smiled and said flatteringly: Look at what you said, how dare I say you are blind! There are no moths in the sky, and those moths are not hidden in everyone.
What's in your eyes, whether you can see or not, doesn't depend on how blind your eyes are, but whether there are any moths in your eyes, and how many moths can be allowed to fly, don't you think?
Bar?!
Yan Tingting saw that there was a cunning light flashing in his eyes, as if the stars were turning into moths flying around at this moment, and he seemed to be desperately trying to
It seemed as if it was coming out of his eyes, and there was a wave of nausea in her heart. This damn monkey! It made her scalp numb, frightened, and straightened! It made her angry!
At this moment, she wished she could immediately pounce on him and cut open his heart to see how many moths were hidden in it, so as to prevent them from popping out one by one and harming others! She could only sigh helplessly: Oh, really
I have nothing to do with you! We agreed to transform into butterflies together, but why do we all turn into moths? What is going on? How did you do it? Is this really a person who can lie down?
Win?
Cao Yu saw that she was so depressed, so he persuaded her nicely: Hey, hey, what do you want to do? Don't cry like a fool, okay?! I haven't said anything yet, why are you sad?
How exciting?!
As soon as Yan Tingting heard this, she had the idea of transforming into a butterfly with him, so she immediately said coquettishly: Tsk, are you talking funny? Oh! If you don't feel sad, can't I be sad? Do you think you are?
Who is it?! Why do you want others to be sad with you?! Besides, with your heartless look, what else can make you feel sad?!
Chapter completed!