If you don’t believe in Brother Chun, believe in Chunmeng

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 284 Don’t believe in Brother Chun, believe in Chunmeng

Why is it easy for every young girl to fall in love with Young and Dangerous? Because he can help you fight monsters! Just like she likes the sun but is afraid of being exposed to the sun! Everyone looks forward to seeing the sun rise every day, but not necessarily

Because you love it so much, maybe you just want it to turn into faith to support you to live until tomorrow, and you want it to help you dispel all the darkness and loneliness that is weighing on your heart!

This is called not believing in Brother Chun, but believing in spring dreams! As long as you are willing to think about it, you can definitely do it! Lie in bed and have a good dream! I hope that when you wake up from the dream, you will become very powerful!

Then you will understand why you should not believe in Brother Chun, let alone the principles of Chun Meng!

This is exactly why those young and Dangerous boys who dress up as Sun Wukong can only deceive ignorant girls who are inexperienced and timid! The more afraid you are of those scary monsters, the easier it will be.

Being influenced by those monsters, look at how those sheepdogs herd the sheep. You will understand Little Red Riding Hood's feelings for Grandma Wolf!

Even if a pig is killed by a plague, there will still be people crying, don't you think? Not to mention those people who like small animals to the point where they can't let go. Do you think that is true love? If you believe it

, of course it is! Because you can give 10,000 reasons to prove that it is called true love!

Otherwise, how could there be so many people thinking about you every day? They feed you, drink for you, take care of you, are afraid that you will catch a cold or get sick, are afraid that you will lose weight even if you lose weight, miss you every day, look forward to you, cry and shout to see you.

You! Do you think it can't be true love? But you can also have ten thousand reasons to say that it's not love at all!

If this can be called true love, then what else can't be called true love? So, whether this is called true love depends on what the little animals who are being loved to death think in their hearts! What do you think?

right?

You can't understand their "humming", let alone what they are thinking! But as long as you listen to their "humming", you will know that they live a comfortable life! The name is a lie.

, Shuang cannot deceive people, they should regard it as true love, right?! So, as long as they are confident and believe in themselves, then it should be called true love!

It was under the control of this self-confidence that Yan Tingting felt that her whole body was full of strength. She was tricked into getting into the car by him without knowing it. She was so excited that she had to show an expectant expression as if she was waiting for the car to overturn.

, it was hard to hide the joy in her heart, and she kept giggling and saying: Haha, don’t make trouble! Why don’t you take out any treasures you have! Why have I never heard you say that?

Look, isn't she just hiding treasures in search of treasures? Cao Yu looked at her in a daze as she was making trouble there, and really couldn't let go! He could only look up at himself with dull eyes.

The hands that were raised were held in front of her eyes, and they were grasped twice, looking for that feeling. Fortunately, the feeling of grasping in the void was like nothing!

So Cao Yu could only sigh with a retarded expression: Hey, I didn't hold it, what a pity!

Naturally, Yan Tingting didn't understand what he was talking about! Youzi said excitedly: "You haven't grasped anything? What do you want to grasp? And how do you plan to grasp it? Why is it such a pity?"

Cao Yu was asked why she had no sexual interest at all. His expression was gloomy and extremely depressed. He seemed to have lost his soul and didn't even bother to look at her again. He stared at his hands with a stupid expression and murmured.

:Do you understand movement? Because everything is constantly moving and changing, it is difficult for you to grasp it! Do you understand?

After hearing this, Yan Tingting's eyes flashed with excitement and said: What, what, I don't understand! Wait a minute, are you going to show me the legendary retrieval of objects from the air? That's too magical, right?

?I don’t understand it at all. You have to act slowly for me! Don’t fool me!

When Cao Yu saw her eyes full of admiration, he immediately turned into a butterfly, walked up to him and said: Is there anything strange about this? Some things are engraved in your bones and you don't need to deliberately understand them.

It can be understood!

Yan Tingting's eyes were full of suspicion, and she said with admiration: What do you mean by this?

Cao Yu pretended to be an old monk in trance, and said calmly: What I mean is, even if you want to hide the things in your bones, you cannot hide them. They can follow your eyes, mouth, etc. anytime and anywhere.

Sneaked out! Do you believe it?

Yan Tingting likes to see him be so knowledgeable, elegant, and extraordinary! She has to admit that people pretend to be fashionable and have high standards! This is easy to understand. What everyone wants to pretend to others is the most beautiful version of themselves.

!That’s so handsome! He feels so good-looking, like a divine help! Especially the stinky gangster in front of her, but she just likes to see this, so good! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

When Yan Tingting saw that he was about to dress up, her eyes immediately lit up, and many little stars flew in front of her eyes. She was waiting for him to pretend to be cool and said: Oh, is this true? Come on, give me a shot.

Let me study, how can it slip out of the eyes and mouth consciously or unconsciously? Is it the same as in Versailles?

Seeing that she clearly wanted to rush here to die, Cao Yu couldn't help but play tricks on her and said, "Have you never heard of this? There are differences between men and women, do you understand?"

When Yan Tingting heard that he actually wanted to talk to her about the differences between men and women, this was even more right. She quickly pretended to be silly and curious, and urged anxiously: Hey, I don't understand, I don't understand.

Please tell me quickly! What do you mean by the difference between men and women?!

When Cao Yu saw that she had finally taken the bait, he immediately cheered up and said seriously: The so-called difference between men and women is that things themselves are ordinary, let alone conspiracy, there is no hair at all! It's called no problem.

, can you understand this?

Yan Tingting frowned when she heard this and said: What do you mean? What on earth do you want to say?

Cao Yu saw that she seemed to have made a mistake, so he hurriedly guided her: I mean, these things that seem to me to be ordinary, I don’t know why, but they become so interesting as soon as they come into your mouth.

I'm sorry, but the point I want to emphasize here is that the change I refer to simply means a change of taste! Maybe this is called the difference between men and women?!

Yan Tingting immediately felt something was wrong when he emphasized it like this! She couldn't help but frowned and said: Eh~~ It's so disgusting! What do you mean? Is this the difference between men and women? Why do I feel that it is because of you?

Emphasis, overemphasis? Oh, I understand, you boys are not what we think, right? You don’t know what to think all day long! All of them are stinkers! Right?

!

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu quickly smiled and shook his head and said: No, no, what I mean is that we all think the same thing, but we express it in different ways. You are really better than us.

Cover up! Duplicity, I’m talking about you, right?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she said anxiously: Who do you think is duplicitous? Who is better at covering up? I've always been the same on the outside, okay?

When Cao Yu saw her rushing towards her and grabbing the hook, he immediately put on a posture of swinging the pole to pick up the goods. He said disdainfully: "Isn't it just what you say on the outside? It's not just what you say. Do you think that's right?"

Yan Tingting smiled disdainfully and said: Haha, what do you want? Do you want me to take out my heart and show it to you?!

Cao Yu said slyly: Haha, that's not necessary! Who is the more gangster among us? We won't know if we just take a test?!

Yan Tingting knew that he was going to be a demon again just by looking at his behavior! She couldn't help but wonder: Oh? Is it that simple? How do you plan to test it? Think about it carefully, be careful with your tongue! Believe it or not, I'll cut it off?!

snort!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately stuck out his tongue and said with a smile: Haha, why are you always so bloody? It's scary. I'm just saying that you can't just rely on your own words. Learn to say a word with me. Look.

You can tell whether you are telling the truth by looking at whose tongue you listen to! Believe it or not?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she became interested again and said: Haha, what are you talking about? It's so magical! Is it a tongue twister?

Cao Yu nodded and said excitedly: Even so? Do you dare to try it?!

Yan Tingting said disdainfully: Okay! Just come, who is afraid of whom! You know, we are more talented in language than you! I don’t believe it and I can’t explain it to you, a clumsy tongue! You say it! Hurry up!

Say it!

Yan Tingting was about to open her mouth when she saw him, but she quickly interrupted: Hey, hey, wait a minute, then we have to make an agreement first, and whoever loses has to play the role of a puppy! How dare you

Don’t you dare to come?!

When Cao Yu heard this, he knew that she was deliberately creating panic for him so that he could make mistakes, so he was dissatisfied and said, "Aren't you trying to be difficult on purpose? I'm so handsome, no matter how much I dress up, I don't look like a puppy."

!Is it okay to act cool?

Naturally, Yan Tingting has never seen anyone more shameless than him! She couldn't help but smile and rolled her eyes at him and said: Hey, you still want to be shameless?! I've never seen anyone like you, so just pretend

Handsome puppy, okay?! Oh, by the way, you can imitate a dog bark first and let me hear it, and I’ll see if it looks like it!

When Cao Yu saw her treacherous look, he didn't want to be fooled, so he frowned and said aggrievedly: "How do you call a handsome puppy? I have never even seen a handsome puppy, how can I know how it barks?"

?!How about you learn it for me first?!

Seeing that he refused to take the bait, Yan Tingting didn't want to waste any more time with him, and urged: Don't talk nonsense! Why don't you say it?! Don't say it, right? Well, if you don't say it, then I can

Even if you lose?! If you lose, you have to accept the punishment. You have to pretend to be a puppy for me. Come on, let me bark like a dog!

Cao Yu saw that she was messing around again and was stalking her, so he pretended to be very reluctant and said: Hey, just accept the punishment! Well, this is what you said! Right? If anyone wants to cheat,

Then who is the puppy! I’m going to say it now, listen carefully, and repeat it loudly to me later. If you learn enough, even if I lose, then I will pretend to be a puppy for you! ...

Yan Tingting only wanted to win now, and she also wanted to lie down and watch him turn into a puppy! So without thinking, she quickly urged: Okay, okay, stop talking so much nonsense! Hurry up and say it, I

I'm still waiting to hear your scream! Hurry up! Don't be so impatient!

Cao Yu then said word by word: Well, listen to me, the male of the red chicken has a gray tail, and the male of the gray chicken has a red tail.

Yan Tingting couldn't help but wonder: Is this the end? Did you finish it? I can remember it!

Cao Yu repeated it again: Yes, just two sentences, the male of the red chicken has a gray tail, and the male of the gray chicken has a red tail. What do you think?!

Yan Tingting asked suspiciously again: Just two sentences? I thought the bench was long, the bed was wide, the bench wanted to lie on the bed, and the bed didn't want the bench to get on the bed, the bench insisted on getting on the bed, and then they both

The fight started... That sounds so difficult! Why do you have to give me such a difficult fight! This makes me feel a little defeated, how embarrassing that is!

When Cao Yu heard this, he smiled slyly and said: Hey hey hey, why do you talk so much! What kind of bed is a bench, do you still want to lie down and win?! I tell you, this is not simple, you have to learn it

, speak louder, as long as you can learn it word for word without breaking the habit, then you will lose to me! What do you think? Do you dare to come?

Yan Tingting immediately rolled her eyes at him and said coquettishly: "What do you mean, even if you are my uncle?! You just know how to pick up the slack, how annoying!"

What is about to happen next is simply shocking! It is not an exaggeration to say that it will make Yan Tingting doubt her life! Do you believe in "turning back time"? Well, this just happened! With such a simple sentence, a person

Yan Tingting was so tortured that she went back to her childhood, holding a milk bottle in her mouth and babbling.

Yan Tingting just repeated it over and over again, I don’t know how many times she repeated it, she tried her best, and even used all her strength to suck milk, but she couldn’t say a complete human sentence, and the more she spoke, the worse she got.

It’s so unbelievable that you even feel embarrassed in the end! If you don’t believe it, just secretly find a place where no one is around and try it for yourself to see how powerful it is, especially for girls.

You see, is recalling life the same as doubting life? Just remembering it will easily make you doubt life! So don’t forget to recall your childhood, the embarrassing things you did when you were a child.

In the eyes of adults, those are called the good old days, so if you have that spare time, you might as well go and see more of the embarrassments of those grandchildren!

Otherwise, she would have the same regrets as Yan Tingting! Because she just said it back and forth no matter how many times, kept repeating it, tried back and forth, and the result was just like that! Until even she herself

I feel like I can’t hold my face, and I can’t explain this simple human sentence fluently. And the more anxious I am, the more mistakes I make...

After repeated attempts without success, Yan Tingting finally reluctantly chose to give up. In order not to let it still hang on her face, but there was just a little bit of face that was barely sticking to her face, so she wouldn't let it fall out of her face like this in embarrassment.

On the ground, she had to find cover for herself. She turned around with her face flushed and said angrily: Isn’t this too difficult?! I don’t believe you can say it to me again!

Cao Yu was like Newton, staring blankly at the red apple in front of him that couldn't be seen clearly because it was dark, but it seemed to be ripe and he wished it could fall from the tree and hit him on the head.

, with a calm face, he recited: The male of the red chicken has a gray tail, and the male of the gray chicken has a red tail; the male of the red chicken has a gray tail, and the male of the gray chicken has a red tail; the male of the red chicken has a gray tail, and the male of the gray chicken has a red tail...
Chapter completed!