Chapter 306? Lovesickness is painful in the heart

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 306: Lovesickness is inherently painful

Yan Tingting looked at his absent-minded look and said angrily: Oh, look at that fake bitch look! You feel great when your hands are wet with lust, right?

Cao Yu was not polite and said: Of course! As long as someone praises you, even if you pee or pee, you can hold it while it's hot! Do you believe it or not?

Yan Tingting glared at him bitterly and said mockingly: Does that mean you are invincible if you are humble? I finally learned the lesson today! For someone like you who can read a large car rollover scene as if it were a book, that's all now

You are an educated person, right? Others are frightened when they see you reading, but you yourself don’t feel anything at all, your face doesn’t turn red and your heart doesn’t beat. How do you do this?

Cao Yu was naturally shameless. He waved his hand and said casually with a snap of his fingers: Hey, that's all in the past. What else can you do if you don't read the article? Do you want to take advantage of this hard-won good?

Is the situation ruined?

Yan Tingting said lightly: Science must not only be confirmed, but also falsified. If you only want a good situation and not a bad situation, it is not scientific in itself. Moreover, to maintain a good situation, it should be inclusive, rather than comparing it with the secular world.

Isolated from the hustle and bustle, which divine song is not baptized by all kinds of noise in the square? The only way to listen to the natural sound is to stay in the temple and listen quietly! Right?

When Cao Yu heard this, he sighed and said: Hey, no wonder I can't tease you! I don't even know if I should be embarrassed if I ask you to say this!

Yan Tingting was delighted when she heard this: What do you mean? Is it because the stinky hooligans don't know whether they should lose face?

When Cao Yu heard that, how could it be possible? He quickly explained: I mean you have subverted my understanding of beautiful things. However, it is right to think about it. Who is happy when you are alone or when everyone is happy?

Yan Tingting immediately became serious and asked curiously: What do you mean?

Cao Yu said lightly: I always thought that those who hide in small dark rooms and dare not come out to meet people are not good people, at least they are things that cannot be described in words. But you used music as a metaphor,

I can't even tell which one is the temple and which one is the bedroom! Do you think it's evil or not?

Yan Tingting was so angry that her face turned red. Just when she didn't know what to do, she heard Cao Yu continue: But when I thought about it later, you were right! Anyone who was locked in a small dark room would definitely be

It's a good thing. It often walks back and forth on the street. We can't just say it's not good. Maybe it sneaked out of some small dark room! Are you right?

Yan Tingting frowned when she heard this and said: What do you want to say?

Cao Yu said slyly: Pop music! Anything that is popular on the street has a very strong vitality. You can't just say that it is definitely bad! Only after you study it with a scientific attitude can you understand

The real reason why it is popular. Regardless of whether it is good or bad, we should study it. Popularity itself is a powerful vitality that can make it good or evil!

Only then did Yan Tingting come back to her senses. She saw the cultural man blatantly acting like a hooligan. What could she do? She could only glare at him hatefully, and suddenly sighed: Hey, I originally wanted to say that because evil is not suppressed,

Right, so you can't tease me. But if you mess with me like this, I don't know what to say. My shoes really don't keep up with my feet, so I can only run away!

Cao Yu felt embarrassed when he heard this, and quickly flattered: Hey, are you looking for a reason? Do you want to get rid of me? If you don't follow me, then you are still a pair of leather shoes! How can you just throw it away? Do you still want it?

Hard and simple? I will stick with you now! Follow step by step, don’t miss a step, see if you can pull me away! Don’t try to find a reason to dump me, that will never happen

Successful!

You see, his confession is so weird, right? It makes Yan Tingting so happy that she almost bursts into laughter! She curses in her heart that he always likes to tease people like this! But why doesn't she? This shows you how reserved I am.

, I understand your evil intentions. Isn’t that what the two of them are doing! That’s why she won’t let his conspiracy succeed! Because she likes to see his disappointed look when he attempts to be a gangster!

This is really true, the love is so intense that it makes me silly, sweating like rain, regardless of the cold, standing proudly in the spring breeze, and the fragrance is wafting, just for the mandarin ducks and not the immortals!

Isn’t this what life should be like? The two of them each have what they need and have their own feelings, so naturally they have a lot of fun!

I heard Yan Tingting laugh and curse: Haha, you still have leather shoes, you are really naughty! Look at that virtue, you are so shameless, right? What do you mean by following me? You really think you are a pair of shoes

Have you? It seems that you have evil intentions at first sight! Treating yourself as a shoe is really evil!

When Cao Yu heard this, he was not angry at all. Instead, he beat the snake and followed it with the stick. He then said deliberately: Hey, I am the pair of shoes you are looking for! I am destined to hold your stinky feet all my life.

Eating is life!

When Yan Tingting heard that he could say such rogue words, she wished she could take off her shoes immediately and throw them on his face. She also didn't forget to smile and say with disdain: Hehe, get out of here, I

I don’t want to wear these shabby shoes of yours! They’re so ugly and they don’t fit on your feet! They’re really annoying!

Once Cao Yu bites him, he will never let go so easily! He smiled evilly and said: Hehe, how can I be as ugly as you said? If you don't try, how can you do it?

Do you know if he is following or not?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately rolled her eyes, then looked him up and down, and said seriously: You just want to be a shoe, don't you? Then you have to think about it!

Cao Yu saw that her tone of voice was full of provocation, thinking that if she was a head taller than him, she wouldn't be able to pick up his chin with her hand and talk to him?! But who told him that he would like to be abused by her now?

!So he said with great interest: Yes, you have always said that I am evil! Then why do I have the nerve to always reject you? Are you right?!

Yan Tingting raised her head and stared at him, her eyes full of cunning, and she said with a slight chin: Well, since you have already said so, I will reluctantly help you! I think your shoes are pretty good.

They are really evil, beautiful shoes! Once they are on my feet, they are my shoes. From now on, you must remember to listen to me and follow me!

Cao Yu quit as soon as he heard this! He originally wanted to ask for some advantage from her, but he didn't expect that he would become a shoe when he made a mistake. No wonder she suddenly changed her attitude and agreed so happily! This made him a little bit

Depressedly said: Hey, I only said that I would come here to caress you, but I didn’t promise to let you walk all over the floor! If you get happy and ask me to die, then I will die, right?

!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she pretended to be angry and said: Huh! You can't bear the slightest grievance, so why should I wear your shabby shoes?

Cao Yu replied without thinking: Then your feet are cold, aren't you?

Yan Tingting also said angrily: It's cold, I can wear a pair of thick socks! Who wants to wear your stinky shoes?!

Cao Yu couldn't help laughing after hearing this, and quickly swayed from side to side in a coquettish way: "That's because I'm beautiful!"

Yan Tingting was so frightened that she almost spit out a mouthful of blood! She quickly beat her chest and laughed and cursed: Bah! No matter how beautiful your shoes are, they are just a pair of shoes! The purpose of wearing shoes is to walk. No matter how beautiful you are, no one will treat you.

Think of it as a hat! Right? If you walk in shoes, you still have to listen to your feet!

Cao Yu was dumbfounded when he saw her triumphant look and wanted to fly. He just heard her rapping fiercely like she was stepping on a drum: I ask you to step on shit, so you have to step on shit for me! I let you

If I want to wade in the mud, then you have to wade in the mud for me! This is called shoes that don’t press your feet! Do you think that’s right?

Cao Yu finally understood what she meant, so he had to pretend to be stupid and said: Haha, so that's what you were talking about! Shoes don't press on the feet? I've only heard that evil doesn't press on the righteous, and it's true that these shoes don't press on the feet.

This is the first time I heard that this shoe is not the evil one. You are indeed more evil than me! Hehehehe...

Yan Tingting didn't even look at him, and kept talking about what she wanted to say: Haha, you have to listen to your feet where you want to go! Only your feet have the final say!

Do you understand this?

Cao Yu nodded and said: I understand this, but do you dare to walk without shoes? Aren't you afraid of stepping on stones and pricking your feet?!

Yan Tingting glanced at him and thought that this monkey is really hypocritical! But she said calmly: Then these shoes are only suitable for following the feet and wrapping the feet. No matter how smelly or dirty they are, they have to hold the feet.

!You still have to rub your feet on the ground and eat dirt. What do you think is so arrogant about these shoes?

Cao Yu was left speechless by her ridicule and said at a loss for words: Uh, well...

Yan Tingting continued to glance at him coldly and said: She wrapped her body and mind around someone else's smelly feet and rubbed her face against the ground. Except for the slightest sense of existence when it rubbed against the earth.

, the rest of the time is just looking for shit! What do you think?...

Cao Yu's face turned blue and white after being buried by her, and then turned black with red inside, and then purple with black inside. He stubbornly said with embarrassment: "I know what evil does not suppress good. I have never heard of you."

There is a myth that these shoes do not press on your feet. Besides, when shoes also had their glory, you have never seen them displayed together with hats in store windows. There is no distinction between high and low!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she knew that he was in a panic. She immediately laughed and said: Hahaha, isn't that all because you haven't been stepped on yet? Of course, when you haven't been stepped on, you can't tell which one is the head and which one is the other.

It's your feet! Yes, this is called being unruly! Just like you, you are always joking, and people can't tell which of your sentences is true and which is false!

Cao Yu said with a smile: Isn't that great! This is called Gu Bu Mi Yun. Even if it is chaos, it will only disrupt the enemy! What do you have to worry about?

Yan Tingting smiled and joked: You are out of breath, can you still tell the difference between the enemy and the enemy? I think you are not only fooling everyone who believes in you, but also losing sight of the enemy.

You were so frightened that you couldn't sleep or eat. As a result, you couldn't tell the difference between friend and foe. Everyone was thinking about how to destroy you...

Naturally, Cao Yu would not scold her, so he shamelessly analyzed it with her: Tsk, do you know why that is?

Seeing that he dared to come over to help her count the money, Yan Tingting quickly smiled and shook her head: I don't know! Why?

Cao Yu said disdainfully: How can you kill your own inner demons with your own Tao? In the end, it's all in vain! What does it mean that the Tao is higher than the demon? It doesn't mean that you can't use your own Tao.

Go ahead and kill the demon in your heart! The devil lives in your heart and has always been with you, sharing weal and woe. Unless you die, he will not die!

Cao Yu paused as he spoke, then turned around to see that she was listening attentively, so he continued: It's the same as those things. Do you think people encounter more troubles in their lives? Or do they have more happy things?

Woolen cloth?

Yan Tingting didn't bother to ask him why he was involved in the matter again. She thought about it: It seems that there are more annoying things, right? Happiness is always short-lived, and troubles always accompany you! Those bad things seem to be as long as they are

Once it is spread out, it will never be over. Only then will everyone have the illusion of letting it go. They can only think about it. Like the moon in the mirror and the flowers in the water, they are all unrealistic dreams.

Cao Yu said with a smile: Everything is troublesome, and spring comes again when the flowers bloom, so what is there to worry about? As long as a person lives for one day, something will happen one day, and this is the trouble of living. Keep cutting.

The rationale is still confusing. As long as you want to live, you will have troubles. Only death can solve it. But why is no one willing to die? Why don't you say that you are troubled by living? Are you really stupid or just pretending to be stupid?

Yan Tingting was stunned after hearing this. She looked at him blankly and sighed in her heart: Hey, I already knew you were my inner demon!

But he said with a "giggle" smile: Haha, that's it! If you are like you, you are already a devil, then there is not a big devil hiding in your heart! Then you have to be careful, sooner or later

One day, I will pull out the devil in your heart and see how I can cut it into pieces!

As he said that, he waved his hand fiercely in the air, as if he wanted to cut off the thousands of troubles...

When Cao Yu saw it, he smiled and said: Haha, if you have the ability, just force it out. I won't bother you to kill it yourself.

Yan Tingting wondered: Why? Look down on me? Are you worried that I won’t see blood?

Cao Yu smiled and said: How can you do that! If you dare to eat raw, how can you be afraid of blood?

Cao Yu was such a virtuous man. He first made her very angry for no apparent reason, and then when he saw that she was really angry, he came to coax her, which was like taking her life!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she said anxiously: You are so good, Cao Yu! I haven't even taken a bite, and you've made me so horny! Stretch your arm over and let me take a bite!

When Cao Yu heard this, he quickly retracted his arms, put away the evil spirit all over his body, put his tail between his legs, and confessed honestly: Hey, don't be impulsive! That's not what I meant. You heard that there is a saying called seeing.

Do you want to die by light? Everyone has the devil, just like a virus in the human body, but no matter how powerful it is, it cannot be seen in the light! So if you have nothing to do, take more sunshine, and you will not get sick!

Yan Tingting was naturally dissatisfied after hearing this, so she said bitterly: You are the only one who is sick! Who is like you, full of poison, and you are still here spreading poison, I don’t think you are really sick?

Damn it, why don’t you go to the hospital for treatment quickly? You’ll save yourself the trouble of harming others!

Cao Yu looked at her and sighed mischievously: Hey, longing for lovesickness is already painful in my heart. Lonely souls and wild ghosts are all worried. I dare to ask the fairy for a cup of wine to relieve my worries with the clouds and rain. Who knows who is sick? Let me have a cup of wine to relieve my worries.

Worry!
Chapter completed!