No choice but gangsters

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 315 No choice but gangsters

Cao Yu deliberately didn't say anything because he was afraid that she wouldn't know how to be funny! If you want to play hooligan with a girl, the thing you should avoid is hooliganism! Don't be careless at all times, and don't try to get on others for nothing, even tell a dirty joke.

Pretend to be very subtle, but the key is to remember that you are not a gangster, you are just here to play gangster with her! Do you understand?

Do you know how today's cultural people act like hooligans? They must first try to make you even more hooligan than they do, and then they can let them play hooligans on you! If you hate hooligans by nature, you can let it go

Is he acting like a gangster to you unscrupulously? So, if you are a gangster, then don’t blame others for acting like a gangster on you! Are you right?

What Cao Yu was waiting for was to see which of the two was the more gangster, who would take the initiative to pierce the window paper. Yan Tingting lived up to her expectations and took the initiative to tease the gangster, so she immediately pretended to be surprised and said: Huh?

You can guess this! Could it be that you have thought about similar things before?!

Naturally, Yan Tingting was completely unafraid of his life-threatening behavior! She said with great disdain: Tsk! Do you think everyone is so shameless like you? A stinking gangster!

Zhang Haiyan quickly joked at the side: Haha, why do I hear this line so familiar? If God can give you a chance to start over again, do you still want to realize the remaining wish?!

Is it really true that our Tingting got it right? That’s awesome, my brother! Where can I put this old face of mine in the future? My brother?!

Seeing that both of them were very funny, Cao Yu immediately became energetic and said with a bad smile: Hahaha, am I as boring as you said? If it weren't for making you two happy, I wouldn't choose either one! Do you understand?

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Zhang Haiyan was relieved after hearing this, and immediately asked curiously: Oh? Really? Why do you work so hard to dress yourself up as a gangster? Do you just want us to see how that culture came about?

A hooligan?

Cao Yu said with an innocent face: Yes! If you don't tell me, how can I recognize it? Right?

Yan Tingting was delighted when she heard this: Oh? That's great! What's the difference between the two? First, why do you always want to go to the women's restroom?

When Zhang Haiyan heard this, she retched and pretended to vomit: "Oh, stop talking! That smell is not something ordinary people can bear! You just want to make us sick, right? This sacrifice is too much."

If you are older, then you really lack the virtue!

Cao Yu thought to himself: I just want to pick one with a strong taste! Otherwise, how can I disgust you? Isn’t this laughing fruit very good!

But his face looked particularly sincere, and he quickly waved his hands and explained: No, no! I don’t think as much as you think! I just think that going to the wrong toilet like this may be due to puberty, or it may be due to

Due to lack of knowledge, it seems that everyone has done it to some extent when they were young, and you two should be similar, right? Is there anyone who has never missed it? Please tell me!

As Cao Yu spoke, he used his unique talking eyes to scan the two women's faces back and forth unscrupulously, just to see their reactions after being tricked. Naturally, Zhang Haiyan blushed immediately and lowered her head in a hurry.

He dodged and said: Don't ask me! The conditions there are hard, and it would be nice to have a squatting pit. There are no distinctions between men and women! As a result, I was always embarrassed after I went to school...

Yan Tingting is different. She has been in good condition since she was a child, and she is even more particular about this aspect! But how is it possible for her to not miss a single time? But if you want her to admit it, how is it possible? Of course she understands his little thoughts.

! What do you think she should do? If you meet a gangster, you must stay away! But if you have to face someone who always wants to play gangster, then you have to be more gangster than him! Otherwise, you can only be fooled by him!

Nowadays, uneducated hooligans no longer dare to walk casually on the street with their arms crossed as they did in the past, but there are still many people who always want to play hooligans, leaving you nowhere to hide, because if you hide, they will still do this

Who are you asking him to play with? Besides, today's hooligans are all playing with culture, which is embedded in the gods and pervasive. Where can you hide? Where can you hide?!

So you can only put on a posture of saying that the mountain is collapsing and my heart is still flying, to show that you are even more rogue than him! Even more promiscuous! If you want to be like Zhang Haiyan who failed to hold on and blushed, then

It's equivalent to admitting defeat and admitting that you were fooled by him! Now can you understand why the streets are full of hooligans? Wasn't it because he was fooled by these so-called cultural people?

Yan Tingting is one of them. If you ask her like this, she will naturally not recognize it, so she yells and asks: What are you doing! Is it an honor to be a gangster? Do you still need to find someone to keep you company? Do you want to

Do you want everyone to accompany you on stage to receive the award?

Cao Yu was used to being hurt by her head-on critical attack! Moreover, he was prepared for it. He waved his hands quickly and pretended to be very sorry and said: No, no! I want to get something that everyone can share.

I'll give examples of things I've experienced, which will help you both understand better! Unfortunately, you haven't experienced it, so how can you ask me to go on? Do you understand?

When Yan Tingting saw his mean and bad look, she felt angry! So she communicated with him with her eyes first: Understand? What do you want me to understand? I understand that you have no good intentions! You want me to

Even if you admit it, you will miss it, right? Humph! What a beautiful idea! Stop being so cute!

As soon as she thought about this, a smile that was curvier than the moon and sweeter than honey appeared on her face. That smile was so sweet! Cao Yu's hair stood up because of her smile.

He hurriedly held the back of the chair and stepped back, waving his hands and saying: "What are you going to do? It's scary, I mean what I said!"

Yan Tingting raised her hand and grasped it, as if she had burst a piece of grass out of thin air. She smiled sweetly and said: Oh? Really? Are you serious? Then I'm not kidding you either? You can continue!

Please continue your performance!

Cao Yu was so frightened that he stamped his feet and beat his chest: I'm a weirdo, do you want to see me perform? Or do you want me to close my eyes?! You've never been to anything, how can you let me continue?

Go on?

You see, this is what a gangster is like. Regardless of whether you see through his little tricks or not, he only thinks about how to proceed! No matter whether the wind blows from east to west, my heart remains unmoved!

Yan Tingting is not a cover-up. If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move. If the enemy moves, I will move around. If you want to watch a show, you must have a good eye and know how to support, who to support, and who are you supporting?

scene! So he immediately raised his eyebrows and smiled coquettishly: Do you have any professional qualities? Did I say cut? You can’t stop until I say cut! Then continue your routine!

Cao Yu was stunned by her scolding. He was just in a daze and didn't know what to say! He heard Yan Tingting help him out at this moment and said: Oh? You are still blaming me for not cooperating! Really? That's okay.

! Just think that we have all been to the women's bathroom just like you! This should be enough, right? Now can you continue the performance? Then stop talking nonsense and please continue!

Did you see that? You have only seen gangsters playing tricks on everyone, but you have never seen anyone playing gangsters, right? When she is willing to be fooled by gangsters, she will definitely behave even more gangsters than gangsters. This is exactly what those gangsters like to see.

Something happened! Everyone urged each other, and gangsters were everywhere! Cao Yu looked at Yan Tingting, who was as bright as a mountain flower, and his eyes were dazzled with excitement! What do you mean we have all been to the women's restroom?!

Director Yan Tingting is so sensational! When he was about to cry but had no tears, the director handed him eye drops, but Yan Tingting was so good, he wished he could hand him a knife, or pepper water! I never thought that she would be better than

Those directors were still going rogue, so he was so moved that he said, "Are you too harsh on my eyes? I don't know what to do now! Who is at fault here? Are you doing this?"

Which road should I go to in the future?

Seeing that he was crying even more unjustly than Dou E, Yan Tingting smiled and immediately felt compassion and said: "Yes, yes, you are not happy anymore! It seems like you have been wronged so much, look at your unlucky state"

That's it! Then why do you always take the wrong path on purpose? Don't you know there is a saying that dreams come true?!

When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed awkwardly and said: Hahaha, what are you thinking about day and night? This really doesn’t happen! Otherwise, without a common experience, it is impossible to have any empathy, especially in the face of suffering, empathy is nothing.

Are you singing a hymn to suffering? If you have never experienced suffering, how would you know what suffering is? There is a kind of suffering called wanting to cry without tears, do you understand?!

Yan Tingting looked into his eyes, raised her eyebrows and teased: Oh, that's right! Now I can see from your eyes that you want to cry without tears, but I still really don't know where you are suffering? Where does the suffering come from? Is it because now?

It makes you miserable that you can't go to the toilet in the car? Don't you just want to go to the toilet? At worst, ask the master to pull over and you can just go down and find a place to solve the problem! As for holding back the pain here?

Cao Yu finally met the gangster now! His head was about to explode from her trick! He quickly held his head and said in pain: Hey, what should I tell you if you haven't been there? People who know that they go to the wrong toilet are all

How do you feel? The first reaction is either embarrassment or disgust, oh, I'm so unlucky! This is a normal reaction, understand? Who would think like you do?

Only then did Yan Tingting realize that this gangster is indeed a bit cultured. It turns out that going to the wrong toilet is actually not scary. He is just afraid that boring others will always guess why you went to the wrong toilet! Use the culture he knows to guess your thoughts.

, do you think this is terrible? Thinking of this, Yan Tingting quickly apologized sincerely: Oh, it seems that I wrongly blamed you, I apologize!

Cao Yu saw that her expression was sincere and her attitude was sincere, not like she was fooling him! So he concluded that her reaction was an instinctive reaction after she no longer regarded him as a gangster, so he immediately acted like a gangster openly and said: Haha, now you know who I am.

Right? Do you think you can open your eyes just by going to the toilet? That's a eyesore, isn't it? I'm not as stupid as you!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately reacted with boredom. She opened her mouth wide and said in surprise, "Oh! So you still want to see us take a shower, but you just deliberately made it look like we were going to the toilet, right?!"

Did you see that? If the two hooligans are playing well, they can at least give the judges two more meals, right?

Seeing her cooperation, Cao Yu quickly admitted happily: Haha, of course! I just missed this toilet and never thought about it! Taking a bath is different. I really thought about it, but it was true.

I've never done it before! If you say that I am a gangster, then ask everyone, who hasn't thought about it? Please raise your hand! Let me see if you have a strange appearance and no beard?

Have you seen it? A gangster can just be like him, making mistakes, making mistakes again after knowing them, and adding mistakes after mistakes. If he keeps making mistakes all the way, I believe that sooner or later, he will be able to defeat your edges! Yan Tingting will just follow it.

He’s been fooling around all this time! I heard: So you just admit that you want to go to the women’s room just to disgust me!

Cao Yu now has no taboos, so he simply admitted: Of course! If I had just said that I wanted to peek at you two taking a shower, then I guess we wouldn't be able to talk here now, you

The reaction between the two must be much more intense than now, right?!

Yan Tingting became angry when she heard this. She opened her mouth wide and said in surprise: Hey, you stinky hooligan! You deliberately went to the wrong toilet because you wanted to chat with us and peek in the shower? You are so shameless! You stinky hooligan! Bah!

Cao Yu looked calm and said: "Look what I said? This must be this reaction! How can we talk about it? Can't you be so excited? Didn't I tell you that peeking at others in the shower is stinky?"

Where's the gangster! At best, I'm just trying to be a gangster! Do you understand? Remember the difference between the two, and make sure you don't make a mistake! Don't think about it all day long. It would be bad if it makes others think too!

Do you see what he said is clear? Do you know how to tease others in the future? If you want to use something to disgust people, you must think about it in advance! Don’t make others disgusted by the time, but you will offend them instead.

You're back looking so sexy! Do you know what to choose from now on? Next time if you go to the wrong place again and turn your head and blame me! I'll see if I don't kill you, you stinky gangster!

But Yan Tingting just heard something wrong at this moment, because she really loves him! So she wants to know whether he will really dislike her in the future! This should be a question that every normal woman who wants to fall into your arms will struggle with.

?Have you noticed? Even if everyone loves to do something, both of them can do it with their own minds. If you want everyone to give up themselves for a purpose, how difficult would it be?

So sharing is not a matter of a few words, not to mention that everyone can get the understanding they want when listening to the same person saying the same sentence, and sometimes the meaning is even full of twists!

Isn't this what Yan Tingting is like now? I heard her complaining there: Cao Yu, are you tired of living? What do you want me to remember? You want me not to care about you taking the wrong path in the future.

Are you still reminding me that I have to be wary of you peeking at other people taking a shower? Then I really can’t be wary of you. You should still fall in love wherever you go. Just go and do what you love! Get away!

You see, her hard-to-get game is slipping away, right? What she keeps saying is that I am too lazy to pay attention to you, but the implication is that you listen carefully! If Cao Yu doesn't understand, he will really believe that she will not care about him in the future.

, then the misunderstanding is huge, don’t you think so? What if I blurt out another sentence: That’s right! From now on, just rest at home and stop worrying about me!

So what do you think will happen?
Chapter completed!