Chapter 325: Never compete with pigs

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 325 Never compete with pigs

Cao Yu didn't have the mind to think about the future. He just wanted to get the lunch box now, so he said flatteringly: Haha, do I treat you like a pig? Don't be so sentimental! Do you know the price of pork now?

Do you know what kind of life those strong pigs live? They are fed and raised, they have no worries about food and drink all day long, and they have no worries. They are so comfortable and comfortable. Can you compare to this?

Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting took another breath of anger to her chest and punched her! She yelled and cursed: You are that damn pig! If you want to be a pig, just be a pig. Don't blame me! Do you think everyone else will follow?

You, too, want to be a pig? Where is the free lunch in the world? All generous gifts have been secretly marked with a price. Do you understand the principle of eating and waiting to die?

Cao Yu smiled again and waved away, and continued to stimulate: Hey, why are you angry again? Isn't this all because you said that I treated you like a pig! How could this be possible if I didn't explain to you all the time? You

There is no comparison with it! If you don’t believe me, let me give you an example. Do you often think that your legs are as thick as pig legs?!

When the two women heard this, they both burst out laughing. Zhang Haiyan said, "What's the matter? Everyone loves beauty!"

Cao Yu looked at her blankly and said: Of course you can have it! I didn't say I wouldn't let you have it, right? I just think you are too naive!

Zhang Haiyan said indifferently: What do you mean? Do you think our Tingting is not only thick legs? She has such a good figure! You can get whatever you want, don't you see?

Cao Yu thought to himself: With your brain, it is really a pity to read. You should go see a doctor as soon as possible!

But he still looked up and down her figure fascinatedly and said: Oh, what a pity...

His move shocked both women. Zhang Haiyan hurriedly followed him and looked at her carefully. After looking at her for a long time, she couldn't find any big problem, so she asked curiously: What's such a pity? And what's more?

What's wrong? Why didn't I notice it?

Cao Yu shook his head and sighed: Hey, what a pity I was referring to was you!

Zhang Haiyan hurriedly lowered her head and looked at herself again, but she didn't find anything wrong. Then she asked in confusion: Me? What's wrong with me? Are you saying I'm blind?

Cao Yu nodded and said: That's right! You are called blind with your eyes open! Why are you like her, with neither knowledge nor common sense?

Zhang Haiyan then raised her head and asked in confusion: What do you mean? Where am I blind?

Cao Yu said blankly: You still say you are not blind! She has never seen a pig, how can you still not see it?

Yan Tingting became angry when she heard this. She rushed forward and said: Cao Yu, you bastard! You are treating me like a pig again, right? Let me beat you to death!

Cao Yu quickly smiled and said, "Hey, don't misunderstand me! I'm talking about her! I don't treat you as a pig!"

Yan Tingting shouted angrily: You still say that? Let’s see if I don’t beat you to death!

Cao Yu hurriedly laughed and said: "I mean her observation is not detailed enough. If you don't believe me, ask her, have you never seen pig legs? They are much thinner than you, thin and straight, but a bit short. If you don't like it,

My legs are short, so if you have to compare them with them, they are quite appropriate. Unfortunately, you are generally not willing to compare them like this. Am I right?

The more Yan Tingting listened, the angrier she became, and the angrier she got, the more she hit her! She just hit her harder and harder, but she didn't expect that he was getting harder and harder. She became addicted to the abuse, and kept humming in her ear like a Tang monk.

After a few moments, her true energy was released again. This time, she didn't even have the strength to laugh. All she could do was stamp her feet and beat her chest, gasping for breath, "Ouch, ouch, ouch."

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But Cao Yu's nagging was like the sound of the waves, still like the moaning of mosquitoes, humming and humming in her ears, which was really disturbing...

Just listen to him continue: Hey, let's speak with conscience! Let's talk about it from the chest, hey, that's not right! Let's be honest, can you compare with a pig? Are you worthy of comparing with it? Even if you can compare, what do you plan to do?

What kind of comparison? Aren't these all real real problems? Hey, who said that just now? No matter how good the idea is, as long as it cannot solve real needs, it is naive!

Did you see that he was actually waiting for her here! And what he said was plausible. How about saying that you should never compete with pigs? That is not a matter of rules, but a matter of principle, because you are really competing with him.

Incomparable!

Winning can only mean that you are better than it. Losing means that you are not as good as it! But it is not a human in the first place, so you still have to compete with it? Compare to what? What is there to compare with? You

If you keep joining those who are not human, sooner or later you will become as inhuman as him inside and out. If you don’t believe it, just wait and see!

Yan Tingting was cured by him in his own way, and she was so angry that her chest was blocked and she was so congested!

Zhang Haiyan couldn't stand it anymore, so she quickly stood up and said: Hey, Cao Yu, what you said is too outrageous, right?! Our Tingting still had a little bit of money in you just now.

My good impressions are all gone now that you have caused such a disaster! What do you mean?

Cao Yu was stunned when he heard this, and quickly pretended to be stupid and said: Hey, why don't you understand me? Didn't you understand? Let me explain it to you!

Yan Tingting laughed when she heard this and said: Okay, please explain it? I just want to hear your nonsense explanation!

When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed awkwardly and said: Haha, what do you mean you like to listen to my nonsense explanations?

Yan Tingting raised her eyebrows and said, "Yeah, it's better if you don't explain. This explanation is better than not explaining! I might make some trouble for you! Do you think you are causing trouble?!"

After hearing this, Cao Yu laughed and said: Hahaha, how can I tell you so that you can understand? Why do I feel like I can’t explain it to you? How can I tell you so that you can understand?

His words may seem incoherent, but in fact he just wants to heighten the atmosphere. In order to express the sincerity that is indescribable even if he breaks his head, he does not forget to add drama to himself while being nervous, reaching out and scratching his head.

Pi, he wanted to make a snowflake dance (full house), but unfortunately, except for the slight pain on his scalp from being scratched by him, everything else was also left behind. This is really fatal!

But this really saved their lives! Because even though he tried his best to perform Cai'erlai, his own conditions were limited and his strength didn't allow it, so it didn't hurt him no matter what he did.

It didn't really disgust them, but his unbearable look made people think he had swallowed a fly. It was really disgusting!

I saw him acting alone, intoxicated, and said sincerely: Hey, don't worry! Let me think about it, what should I tell you? Hey, by the way, let me ask you, I

What would you think if I said you were worse off than that pig? Do you think I was insulting you?

Zhang Haiyan said decisively without thinking: Of course I will! You are insulting my IQ!

Cao Yu nodded and said: Then if I say that you live better than a pig, will you think that I am praising you?

Zhang Haiyan still replied without thinking: Of course not! Where can anyone praise others like you? Are you just scolding me?

Cao Yu said with an innocent face: Yes! Then why do you still have to say something disrespectful about me?!

Seeing his attitude of not admitting his mistakes, Zhang Haiyan became unhappy and said: "Isn't that true? You don't know what's going on in your mind? Is it appropriate to treat people as pigs?"

Cao Yu was happy when he heard this: Yes! I said it was inappropriate, but she insisted on comparing like this! I said there was no way to compare, because they are two different species, but she insisted on me.

Put them together and compare them, how do you think they compare? Is she thinking too much, and her thoughts are quite beautiful?! Do you think what I said is right? What's the problem?

As Cao Yu spoke, he traced her rising and falling chest, couldn't help but take a sip of saliva, and continued to stimulate: Happiness has nothing to do with the one with more flesh and less flesh! No matter it fell from the body.

Okay, whatever you put in your mouth, isn’t it all meat? It took a lot of effort to get it close to your body, and what a pity it is to just watch it disappear! It’s all grain essence, and it’s shameful to waste grain!

Yan Tingting had long disliked him. His scorching eyes wandered back and forth on her body, giving her goosebumps all over her body. It was really disgusting! Now that she heard what he said, she became even more angry.

Why are you still willing to give up? The punches rained down, mixed with laughter and curses: It’s none of your business whether I have some flesh on my body? You bastard! Do you want to take care of it? Let’s see if I don’t beat you to death! You bastard!

Cao Yu hurriedly parried with a bad smile: Hey, I asked you, why are you like this? You were fine just now! You said you wanted to be tied to me, why are you regretting it now? You started to dislike me again, and you started to get angry at every turn.

You have to do it, and you have to use foul language, even more violent than a violent club! What kind of trouble are you trying to make? Did the Bodhisattva just pour water into your head?

Yan Tingting was beating vigorously, she was so excited! While beating and cursing, she said with a trembling voice: Go to hell! You are the only one with water in your head!

Cao Yu is also good and bad! He raised his eyebrows and said: Haha, you said there is no water in your head! You speak with a watery tone! No wonder others say you speak with water!

Zhang Haiyan became happy when she heard this, and cursed: Go to hell! You can say that to others! It’s getting more and more outrageous!

Cao Yu laughed and said: Haha, that's what it is! It's a nice piece of meat, but she doesn't mind it being dirty, so she just wants to pour water into it! She insists on pouring the dirty water on her body, and she even says it's in her head.

No water? I see there is a lot of water in your head right now. Even if all the flesh on your body falls off, it still won’t be drained cleanly! Others call it sick, but I’m afraid you can only carry it with you in the future.

water……

As soon as Cao Yu started talking nonsense, Yan Tingting started talking furiously, and she kept shouting: Where is this all going? What nonsense, I let you talk nonsense! Let you say it again! I make you deserve a beating...

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The beating made Cao Yu scream and beg for mercy: Ouch, it hurts! Ouch, it hurts! It hurts, it hurts! Okay, okay, I won't say anything anymore, isn't it? It's almost done.

Come on, you really want to beat me to death? Hey, I'm warning you! If I die, then all your flesh will be in vain!

Yan Tingting was beating vigorously at the moment, panting repeatedly, and wanted to wave her hands, but when she heard what he said, she had to clench her white teeth again, pursed her lips, and endured the pain coming from the pink fist.

Feeling soreness, I continued to pound hard...

He muttered words in his mouth: I let you talk nonsense without caring about it! I let you talk nonsense and spit nonsense...

Cao Yu held his head, waved his arms, and parried again and again, and said with a bad smile: Hey, where is this? If this continues, then you can't say that I am framed by a good person?

When the two women heard this, they almost fainted from laughter. Yan Tingting kept beating her hands and cursed: I won't let you talk nonsense again! I won't let you dare to frame me again!

Cao Yu grabbed her with a pink fist and said seriously: Hey, this is your fault! I'm doing this for your own good! I'm afraid that your body is too thin and it will affect your health. Don't you know that card?

How did Ponte die? How can you say that I am framed by a good person? Why can’t you say that I am framed by a good pig?!

Yan Tingting was originally grateful for his words, but after hearing the last sentence, she immediately overturned again. Regardless of her physical strength, her pink fists fell like raindrops again, hitting Cao Yu in a panic.

He hugged his head but had nowhere to go, and gritted his teeth and said: "Don't let you talk nonsense anymore! I'm beating you for your own sake. I want you to have a good memory, and it's also for your own sake!"

What Cao Yu said just now was all true. When he heard that she wanted to lose weight, his heart immediately "thumped"! So he said: I don't understand, why are you clamoring to lose weight all day long? Thinking of being thin.

Beauty, that’s all self-consolation! You don’t know whether you are beautiful or not? Good-looking has nothing to do with whether you are fat or thin. Being too fat is not good, but would it be good to be too thin? Isn’t being moderate the best!

Yan Tingting was unhappy when she heard this and said: "What do you know? If this person is thin, he will look good in anything he wears! Haven't you seen those models on the catwalk? They are called clothes racks, versatile!"

Cao Yu really hadn't seen much of the model show on the catwalk. It wasn't that he didn't have the chance to watch it, but that he really couldn't appreciate it, so he blurted out: Oh, you learned from those swordsmen?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she burst out laughing again, frowned and cursed: Go to hell! How are you talking? It's so ugly! It's so annoying!

Cao Yu said with a bad smile: Hehe, doesn't it sound good? It's better than ugly, right? Each one looks like a ghost, so can it still be read?

Yan Tingting immediately protested: Why can’t we watch it? It’s so beautiful! It’s so corny!

Zhang Haiyan looked confused and said: What is Daolang? Is it the mantis we call there? Now that you put it like that, I really want to see what those models look like!

Cao Yu said with a bad smile: "Just think about it, they are exactly the same as that praying mantis! She is as thin as a shadow puppet. She is as ugly as you want. To see her, it's better to go to a shadow puppet show. It's scary."

Got it!

After hearing this, Yan Tingting laughed loudly and said: Get out of here! Who is like a shadow puppet? Have you ever said that to others? How annoying!

Cao Yu said slyly: No! He looks as thin as a photo, how can he still see it? Is it a clothes rack? If the clothes look good just hanging on the rack, then it will cost money, trouble, and waste time.

, why are you asking for trouble and asking for a wife? Why don't you just buy some clothes and hang them in the house? It's so easy! Don't think about what we usually like to see. Who cares about seeing you wearing clothes?

Yan Tingting became angry when she heard this and shouted: I hate you! What nonsense are you talking about? You are acting like a gangster again, right?!
Chapter completed!