Author: Chop wood and carry water

Have you seen it? Cao Yu has the ability to lead a discussion about civilization to the next level! Naturally, Yan Tingting is not a vegetarian and a believer. His flirtation made her feel a little frightened inexplicably, and she couldn't help but think about it.

That indescribable scene appeared. But she was a girl after all. How could she openly admit to something like this that could only be understood in front of others?

After all, everyone was interested in this topic, so she didn't care about what she had just discussed. She blushed, smiled shyly and jumped into the pit prepared by Cao Yu, pretending to be disgusted and said: Huh?

What a funny person you are! It’s obviously what you want to see, but everyone must be as nasty as you! Only a person like you can have such disgusting thoughts in your mind!

When Cao Yu saw her excitedly jumping into the urn, he was indescribably happy. He quickly showed up and said seriously: Food and sex are also good, what is there to be embarrassed to admit? Who would do this to a beautiful girl like you?

Don’t you want to take another look?!

Yan Tingting was waiting for him to praise her, but she was afraid that he would openly act like a hooligan like now! So her pretty face sank, and she pretended to be angry and shouted: Cao Yu, what nonsense are you talking about again! You can say whatever you want with this foul mouth.

Say it, regardless of the occasion! It’s really annoying! Is this the issue we are discussing now?

Cao Yu pretended to be aggrieved and muttered: What's the point? Do you look better with clothes or without clothes? This is because everyone has different aesthetics. If you want to see, you can see. If you don't want to see, just close your eyes.

Come on! If someone doesn’t wear clothes and you don’t want to see someone naked, it’s your personal right. This has nothing to do with others. Why do you have to keep your eyes open and not shut your mouth?!

Yan Tingting glared at him fiercely and snorted in disgust: "Is it a matter of whether you look good or not if you don't wear clothes in public? Do you think everyone is as shameless as you? Can you still look good if you don't wear anything?"

?!

Without thinking, Cao Yu raised the monkey banner and sneered: Haha, what kind of old calendar are you talking about?! Who wouldn't read those world-famous paintings and praise them?! Do you know what human body art is?

You have to first distort everyone's thoughts, and then encourage everyone to say something that goes against their will. Do you think this kind of lying with your eyes open is interesting?

Yan Tingting was so angry with him that she could only sneer with a blushing face: Haha, what is against one's will, and what is a good thing? I really don't know what you are thinking! Can you put it aside?

Are you telling everyone to listen?

Cao Yu didn't answer and directly asked: What am I thinking? Don't you still understand what I am thinking?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she thought he was embarrassed, so she sneered: Haha, what? This is embarrassing? So you also know what it means to be ashamed? Is it because you are so embarrassed in your heart?!

Cao Yu licked his lips subconsciously and said slyly: What shameful things could I do?! If you don't think about it yourself, how would you know that I must be thinking that way?

Yan Tingting glanced at him indifferently and didn't bother to play charades with him. She nodded lightly and said: Well, I think you only have a few hobbies besides eating. This is what you do all day long.

Is it a beautiful thing to think about? Are you tired?

Cao Yu put on a very embarrassed look and said coquettishly: Look, what you said is so unclear, and it makes people think again, doesn't it?

Yan Tingting was very happy to see him pretending to be dead. She quickly smiled and said to her heart: Oh, no, I was wrong! In addition to eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, there should be other things like laziness, cunning, and you also have those hobbies.

Nothing is missing, right? This is the beautiful thing you want, right?!

When Cao Yu saw her killing her, he immediately acted like a rogue and said: Yes! Just as you said you would, this is what I want! I dare to admit that I want to see beautiful women! It's not like some people who clearly want to see her lips.

But I’m embarrassed to admit it!

Seeing his shameless rogue appearance, Yan Tingting immediately laughed angrily and said: Hehe, get out of the way! Who is like you?! Look at your little potential! What can I say about you?

Cao Yu then said calmly: That's right! Isn't it true that people live just to follow their own hearts and be happy? Isn't this what the old man has been saying for a long time?

Yan Tingting rolled her eyes at him angrily and said: What's right! Is that what you mean by the uncle? He means that if this person lives without restraint, he will sooner or later be overwhelmed by his own desires! And!

What are you thinking, monkey? Why do you still need to wear clothes? It's not a shameful thing! Why don't you just run around the street with your butt naked?

Cao Yu hurriedly smiled evilly and said: Hey, you are asking the right question! Do you know why everyone wears clothes?

Yan Tingting also followed him and smiled and said: Hey, that's right! I only know that I am too shy to go out if I'm not dressed neatly! Who is as thick-skinned as you? I really don't know how someone like you can do it.

Do you know how to dress when you go out? I really want to hear this!

Cao Yu was waiting for her to compare with him! He quickly put on a completely mean look and said with a ferocious smile: Hahaha! Can you still not understand this? I am wearing clothes just for you!

Yan Tingting was stunned and said: For me? Are you wearing clothes for me? Why does it sound so fresh? Do you wear nice clothes to make me feel good? Come on, stop being so pretty, who do you think you are?

Why do I treat you so much?

Cao Yu quickly said shyly: That's not true, I'm just afraid of being molested by someone like you!

Yan Tingting almost spit out a mouthful of old blood on the ground! She spat: Bah! Who cares about you! With your virtues, who would want to molest you?! Do you have fewer arms or more legs than others? In addition to attracting people to hate you,

Apart from the fact that you stand out, is there anything else?

Cao Yu smiled evilly and explained: Look, let me explain to you slowly! What I mean is that everyone wants to hide the really good things and is unwilling to take them out and share them with others.

Take this money, for example. Who is willing to take out his own money and share it with others? Let’s talk about this wish. You said that you hide your thoughts because you are shameful, but I think that what is hidden in your heart is the real thing.

It’s a good thing that you want, don’t you think? Let’s talk about happiness again, forget it, let’s not mention it for now…

Yan Tingting's interest was aroused by him again, and she quickly said: Hey, hey, don't stop talking in the middle of what you said! The wish in your heart is a wish, which is understandable, but this happiness

Isn’t it only when you share it with everyone that you are happy? How can you not mention it? You are trying to whet everyone’s appetite again, right?

Cao Yu said with a bad smile: Hey, why am I trying to whet everyone's appetite? You think, you have something good, you want to share it with everyone, and you want everyone to be happy with you, right?

Yan Tingting nodded and said: Yes! Is there anything wrong with this?

Cao Yu said calmly: There is nothing wrong with sharing, but there is something important about sharing. If you get it wrong, it will not only be wrong, but even sinful! Do you believe it?

Yan Tingting shook her head and said: I don’t understand, what do you mean? Tell me quickly! Why are you breathing!

Cao Yu said with a bad smile: Whether everyone is happy or not depends on what you share! If you have money, share it with everyone, and everyone will be happy. If you have delicious food, share it with everyone, and everyone will be happy too.

!Are you happy?

Yan Tingting said in confusion: It's just a bite to eat, what's the point?

Cao Yu saw that she didn't understand, so he had to continue: Let me tell you this, I have a girlfriend, and I want to take her out and share her with my brothers. Are you willing?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she stared and said: You are stupid! Can your girlfriend share it with you? I asked you, are you stupid?

Cao Yu said calmly: Yes! I got a lot of money today, so I will tell you to make you happy. Will you be happy after hearing this?

Yan Tingting immediately frowned and said: This...

Cao Yu didn't wait for her answer, and continued: I had a big abalone meal today, not to mention how delicious it was. Oh, by the way, I even took a photo for you. Look, this thing looks good.

It's delicious, what do you think...

Yan Tingting immediately interrupted: Hey, stop it, you are just coveting me! Who would be happy to hear this?

Cao Yu quickly retorted: Hey, don’t say that, there is still that person, he will feel very happy when he sees others enjoying the hot food!

Yan Tingting immediately said with disdain: Tsk! Then he must be stupid!

Cao Yu said slyly: Hey, then I have to say that there are really some people who are very proud when they see others using their own money to spend the day and night. Do you believe it or not?

Yan Tingting rolled her eyes and immediately gave the answer: Haha, can there be such a person in this world? Does it have anything to do with you when others are living and drinking? If he is not heartless, then he must be your parents.

!Is my guess right?!

Cao Yu looked at her cunning and eccentric appearance and sighed: Hey! If there were people like you in the world, what would happen to the liars?!

Yan Tingting laughed proudly and said: Hahaha, a liar like you shouldn't live in this world! I understand what you mean. What you share must be your own things, not your mood. You don't want to go when you are sad.

Tell people that you should consider other people's feelings when you are happy, otherwise you may be causing hatred. You think this person is really tired of living!

Cao Yu was very proud now, and quickly comforted him with a smile: Hey, it is inevitable to complain a little. You said that everyone has never had enough food to eat, no clothes to cover their body, and a group of lions chasing monkeys all over the world all day long. Development

Today, when you don’t have to worry about food and drink, and you can reach the sky, it doesn’t matter. How can you be satisfied just by visiting an alien planet? Which progress is not worthy of everyone’s happiness? But...

Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting immediately interrupted excitedly: You are right, this person is the kind of animal who never knows what it means to be satisfied! He has never lacked complaints, because happiness is always momentary! But have you ever thought about it?

However, every progress of human beings has nothing to do with the emotion of happiness. Everyone seems to be quietly changing the world while constantly complaining...

Cao Yu immediately understood what she meant. She was not going to change the world! She was obviously complaining about changing him!

Yan Tingting continued as if she didn't know herself: I think what people should be happy about now is that they have never been satisfied by anything, and what should be shared most should actually be complaints rather than happiness, because everyone can only keep complaining.

Only by complaining can we find a common language, and only by complaining can we make progress! Hey, Cao Yu, do you think what I said is right?

If Cao Yu couldn't understand what she meant by this moment, then he must be stupid! He just stared at her blankly for a while, then his face darkened, and he said a little depressed: Hey, with someone like you

Chatting is really tiring! If you don't pay attention, your brain will be burned out. It is indeed quite tiring! How about we forget it and stop here? Let's talk about something else in the future.

This kind of thankless thing is annoying to you, but it's annoying to me, and these gentlemen are also annoyed to see it.

Yan Tingting really didn't know what he was talking about, but in the confusion, Ming Ming felt a little proud, so she quickly smiled and said coquettishly: Hey, hey, why are you like this? Why are you so inexplicable?

Are you tired all of a sudden? Forget it? You always get discouraged without knowing why. What is this for?

Cao Yu had a bitter look on his face and said aggrievedly: That's right! When I talk to people like you, I always get spoiled, which makes me feel bored. Could you please pretend to be stupid so that I can have a sense of accomplishment?! Be a quickie

Isn't it good to be happy and silly? You will understand it as soon as you explain it. Once you understand it, you will continue to do it. It will show that you can do it! Only when you sit there quietly and listen to me tell the story, can I be in the mood to tell it.

This story goes on!

Yan Tingting was so amused by his textbook-like serious criticism that she had no choice but to pull his trousers and act coquettishly and beg: "Okay, okay, I just listen to you. I will pay attention next time! You calm down first."

, I promise to cooperate and let you continue editing. You should be satisfied now, right?!

When Cao Yu saw her surrender, he immediately said: What kind of humanity do you have?! You just care about being in the limelight and base your own happiness on the pain of others. A so-called smart person like you shouldn't

Live in this world! If you want to live, you must live tiredly! Forget it if you are exhausted! You don’t have to harm people everywhere! Forget it, I’d better not get angry with people like you!

After saying that, she turned around and pretended to leave. Yan Tingting was so happy to be complimented by him so coldly and carelessly! She quickly reached out and grabbed the hem of her trousers and laughed loudly: Hahaha! Don't leave in a hurry yet.

!Hey, hey, why do you say you really have to leave? What I said is true, I still have something to ask! What does what you have been saying for a long time have to do with whether you are wearing clothes or not?

Cao Yu never thought about leaving, he was just pretending to make her happy! Hearing what she said, he immediately smiled evilly and said: That's what you're talking about, why can't you understand it? Think about it, who doesn't?

Seeing other people naked? But who is willing to let others see themselves walking around naked on the street? Everyone hopes that other people’s wives wear less clothes, and everyone thinks that their own wives wear less clothes. The reason for this

Don't you understand?

Yan Tingting quickly pretended to be well-behaved, shook her head and said: I don’t understand, I don’t understand, I really don’t understand, would you like to hear the details?
Chapter completed!