Chapter 343: You will know when you smell it and ask

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 343: You will know when you smell it and ask

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After the three of them got on the bus, Zhang Haiyan immediately asked Yan Tingting impatiently: Hey, how are you? Tell me quickly!

Yan Tingting was so embarrassed that she dared to turn around, looked out the window and said: What's going on? Are you finished yet?!

Zhang Haiyan naturally refused to give up, and continued to poke her with his arm, teasing her with a look that you know: Hey, I said your trip was not in vain, right? Look at this prodigal, he looks like a different person.

Yes, did you give him any medicine? Or did you ask the Bodhisattva to cast a spell on him? Why don’t you explain it honestly!

When Yan Tingting heard this, her face turned red, and she immediately lowered her voice shyly and said: Stop talking, it would be bad if people heard it! When Zhang Haiyan heard this, she deliberately winked and shouted in a loud voice: Haha, look at the big change.

Yes, he said there was no magic!

Yan Tingting lowered her head in embarrassment and murmured softly: That's nonsense! What changes have happened to me?!

Cao Yu couldn't sit still in the front at this time. He quickly turned his head in embarrassment and said: Haha, you can see all this? Then tell me, how has she changed? Why do I feel that she is still the same as before?

How charming and willful!

Seeing that he was clearly trying to add insult to injury, Yan Tingting immediately glared angrily and said: Cao Yu, what are you going to do? Are you taking advantage of the situation?

Cao Yu was so frightened that he quickly retracted his head. Upon seeing this, Zhang Haiyan immediately laughed happily and said: Hahaha, look at your coward, isn't this change obvious?!

Cao Yu didn't look back and muttered: Where can I find it?! Isn't it the same as before?

Zhang Haiyan immediately smiled and scolded with a weird expression: "Tch, you are still being harsh? Then why don't you dare to look back? Are you afraid of meeting her eyes? Before we even got in the car, I noticed that your eyes were wrong. She looked at you

At one glance, don’t you know who is at fault? Isn’t this an earth-shaking change? What have you two done in such a short time?

Although Cao Yu didn't dare to look back, he still said firmly: What can such a large crowd do? It's just a chat.

Zhang Haiyan also smiled reluctantly and said: Hehe, what did you two talk about? Let me learn more!

Cao Yu still didn't give up and said with a bad smile: Hey, tell me, what's wrong with her eyes? Is she sick again like you?

Before Yan Tingting could answer, Zhang Haiyan glared at him and said without any pretense: You are the only one who is sick! I found out from the way she looked at you! Before we separated, she always looked at you with evasive eyes.

, as if she knew she was wrong just by looking at you. Now that she looks at you again, don’t you know who was wrong?!

When the two of them heard this, they couldn't help laughing together, but Zhang Haiyan's face dropped, and she said seriously: "Hey, look at how excited you two are! You can even laugh together, don't tell me

This is the Bodhisattva’s manifestation! I have sharp eyes and golden eyes. Don’t try to hide anything from me. Why don’t you tell me, what were you two talking about?

Yan Tingting was afraid that Cao Yu would say that they were talking about love! She hoped that the discussion about love would be limited to the two of them, so she hurriedly spoke first and said with a smile: Haha, we are just chatting casually, no

What are you talking about!

Zhang Haiyan immediately turned cold upon hearing this, turned her head and looked her up and down and continued to ask: What are you not talking about? Send me away, right?

Yan Tingting hurriedly poked her waist with her arm and said shyly: I hate it! We really didn’t have anything to talk about, we were just trying to reason with him!

Cao Yu is also smart. He knows that if he doesn't reveal some information this time, it will definitely be difficult to pass the test!

So he hurriedly pretended to be careless, and followed her all the way to complain: You can pull me down! She wanted to reason with me, but when I wanted to reason with her, she just told me science.

; If I want to talk to her about science, she will talk to me about culture; when I talk to her about culture, she will talk about philosophy to me; when I talk to her about philosophy, she will talk to me about theology, metaphysics, and string playing.

…

Zhang Haiyan was confused when she heard this, and expressed doubts: "This totally different person surrendered you? How come I don't believe it so much? Listen, you two are just chatting with God! Is this also chatting with God? You can also talk with each other."

Together? Can we still chat for that long?

When Cao Yu heard this, he couldn't help laughing and said: Of course! Haven't you seen that the most fashionable pastime nowadays is to watch the gods chatting?

Zhang Haiyan said suspiciously: Is chatting with gods called chatting with gods? This is really the first time I have heard of it. I have only seen gods fight before! Then what did you talk to the gods?

With the help of Cao Yuyi's ramblings, Yan Tingting had already restored it to the factory settings. At this time, she freed up her mind and calmly said: Hahaha, don't listen to his nonsense! Where are the gods?!

In order to show his intelligence in front of Yan Tingting, Cao Yu quickly retorted without looking back: Who said there are no gods? Didn't you have a great time chatting with that beggar?

Upon hearing this, Zhang Haiyan quickly answered with a smile: Yes, yes! I see you were very excited talking to that uncle! He must be that living god who can turn his hands into clouds and turn his hands into rain! Right?

This is exactly what Cao Yu wants to talk about! Because it will not only allow Zhang Haiyan to shift the direction of his main attack, so that he can get rid of the common embarrassment with Yan Tingting, but also trap Yan Tingting in injustice again. Don't let this revenge come too soon.

! How could he let it go? He quickly took the opportunity to turn his head, with a smile on his face, and said to Yan Tingting with lingering fear: "Yes, Tingting! Didn't you have fun chatting with that beggar?"

Yan Tingting saw that he had mentioned it once before getting into the car, and now she mentioned it again? She was obviously full of jealousy and resentment! She felt even happier in her heart. She looked at the scenery outside the window and asked naughtily without answering: Do you know why that beggar is like that?

Are you happy?

Cao Yu said disapprovingly: Needless to say, I met a beautiful Silly Baitian, gave him ten yuan, and was willing to chat with him. Who do you think you should let go of this matter? Who would be unhappy? If you are willing to give me ten yuan

Qian, I am also happy to praise you for five minutes.

Before Yan Tingting could speak, Zhang Haiyan couldn't stand it anymore and cursed: Cao Yu, you heartless person, didn't Tingting give you enough? Can't you talk back to her properly?!

Yan Tingting hurriedly pulled her and signaled her to stop talking with a charming look, and then asked Cao Yu with a smile: "That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm asking is, do you know why he didn't sympathize with him when he saw me? I pitied him, but instead

Are you happier?

When Yan Tingting asked this question, she originally hoped that he would follow the train of thought just now, because he is a Bodhisattva, and this broken body is just a prop for mortals to see.

But unexpectedly, Cao Yu said: Because he knows that it is useless for you to pity him, why can you take him back? If he really thinks that you will take him home, he will definitely hold your lap and cry.

It goes on and on, if you don’t believe it, go and try it!

Look, this monkey is naughty and out of the circle again?! Yan Tingting frowned slightly, and had to continue to be patient and inspired: Is that all? Is there any other reason? For example, he didn't feel it himself

How much pain do you feel? He doesn't need others to sympathize with him when he looks like this?

Cao Yu immediately woke up and said: That's natural! Every poor person has a arrogant heart. The most taboo is that others look down on him. There is a cross talk that says that at that time, everyone was poor, but the family was poor.

You have a piece of pig skin hanging on your back, rub it on your mouth before going out, so that others will think you have just eaten meat! Who is willing to openly admit that he is poor? You can't help him solve practical difficulties.

Why do you have to have him hold you and cry?

Zhang Haiyan's heart skipped a beat when she heard this, and she quickly responded: Yes, that's what Wang Lina is thinking! If we can't help her, how can we ask her to open her heart to you? The people who are truly worthy of our help are all

Just like her, no matter how poor or miserable she is, she will never say a word to you. She just grits her teeth and hopes she can survive it!

Cao Yu immediately heard that she felt the same way, and quickly added: Haiyan is right! Go and see those people who cry in front of you every day and say how miserable and pitiful they are.

Who are these people?!

Yan Tingting said disapprovingly: Tsk, who do you think those people are? If they were not poor, why would they have to sacrifice their faces to cry with you? Isn’t that sick?

At this time, the driver on the side couldn't help but interjected: Hey, there are really a lot of people like this! I think you are students, maybe I have never seen him before, or he is pretending to be poor, or he wants to borrow money from you

, or he is afraid that you will control his borrowing money. I have seen a lot of them!

When Cao Yu heard this, he burst into laughter and said: Just like those people who rely on their old age to sell their old age, they all want to take advantage of the opportunity to make money! What do you think is the difference between that and a beggar? Don't look at him here caring about you asking for money, go back

The family is now arrogant and well-dressed. Now everyone can compare themselves with how high their buildings are. Who cares where the rice in the bowl comes from?

When Zhang Haiyan heard this, she smiled and said sarcastically: Just like you! When you see someone who is powerful, you will rush to flatter someone, but when you see someone who is a coward, you can't hold back your anger, right? What's the difference between that and a beggar?

When Cao Yu heard this, he naturally wouldn't think about himself! He also pointed out: Hey, everyone is the same! In fact, everyone is the same, no one can blame anyone! They only want to please.

Don't others just want to stand up and sing songs as soon as they gain power? If they can tolerate it, they must have a plan! Otherwise, who is born to like to serve others? Tingting, are you right?

Before Yan Tingting could answer, Zhang Haiyan turned to her with a frown, and said with disappointment and suspicion: Is this the result of your chat? Then you have to be careful, it really seems like you are talking to God. Look at the way he talks.

It doesn't look like I've been tamed by you! I think your trip here was in vain, and you will inevitably suffer in the future!

Yan Tingting smiled and said: Why?

Zhang Haiyan glanced at him with disgust at her, and said with great sympathy: Look at how restless he is! He always wants to go from a slave to a general, can he treat you well in the future?!

Yan Tingting laughed loudly when she heard this and said: Hahaha, if you look like a despicable slave, wouldn't you dream of becoming a master? You still have to have dreams. If you don't want to be a slave in this world, then

He must not be a good flatterer!

Zhang Haiyan looked at her with eyes full of sympathy and said slyly: So you have to expect that the person who has become a master from a slave will treat you better. Are you thinking too much? Even if he has that intention, it doesn't matter.

What a power! Because he is just like the brick you mentioned. Apart from his mouth, he has no other abilities.

Cao Yu was embarrassed when he heard this, and blamed him without looking back: Hey, how do you talk? Is there anyone as helpful as you?! There are only three kinds of people in this world, slaves, slaves and masters, and no one wants to be

Slave, everyone wants to be a master, how do you want her to choose?!

Yan Tingting smiled and answered without thinking: Of course I choose a slave! Because only a slave will think about his master!

Zhang Haiyan also laughed loudly and said: I heard it! Although everyone knows that this meal is delicious, the dog still can't change its bad habit of eating shit! This is called one who is willing to fight and the other who is willing to suffer. No one cares

No!

Cao Yu was unhappy when he heard this and said: What do you mean by this?

Zhang Haiyan smiled and said: Haha, don’t get me wrong! I mean in my hometown, when I see a dog eating shit, I can’t help but beat it, but that dog just can’t change this bad habit. If you don’t watch it, it will start again.

I ran to eat shit, which shows how delicious the shit is in its eyes! I'm not talking about you, I just suddenly felt something. Don't misunderstand me! Hahaha...

Yan Tingting also laughed together and said: Haha, didn't you mean him? Then I would have misunderstood him!

As she spoke, she stretched out her hand to fight. Zhang Haiyan quickly reached out and said with a smile: Oh my god, don't hit me yet! I mean, it's not that the dog can't tell the difference between good and bad, it just can't change its habit of eating shit.

You can still distinguish this clearly, right?
To be continued...