Chapter 346 So It Was All Infernal Affairs
Chapter 346 It turns out it’s all about Infernal Affairs
Author: Chop wood and carry water
Chapter 346 It turns out it’s all about Infernal Affairs
Yan Tingting couldn't hold it back. In such a hurry, how could she care about the right measures?! Naturally, she hit him on the head with a "dang" sound. Waiting for the sound to reverberate from the top of his head.
Only then did she realize that she might have used too much force, and then she began to regret it...
Cao Yu was in pain. He held his head and howled miserably. His face suddenly turned ugly. He turned around and yelled at her angrily, "Oh, hey, are you crazy? You! This is going to happen."
Murdering your husband? Nothing serious or serious!
Yan Tingting had already leaned over and picked up his skull, and kept saying: Oh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I made a mistake, who told you to bully others all the time?!
It all hurts!
At this moment, Cao Yu would give her a good look again! He opened the little hand that she stretched out, rubbed his head and muttered: Do you know the pain? Such a cruel attack! Haiyan, you can judge me, this is what I am doing
Bullying her? Or is she violent towards me?
Zhang Haiyan hurriedly came out to smooth things over and said: Haha, if it hits you, it hurts her heart, so you can't blame her entirely!
Cao Yu rubbed his head and said angrily: If you don’t blame her, why should you blame me? What kind of logic is this? I’m really afraid of you!
Zhang Haiyan complained: Of course I have to blame you first! Who told you to speak without restraint, otherwise she wouldn't be so excited!
Cao Yu muttered: What did I say? Was it wrong?
Zhang Haiyan scolded from the side: You said that we Tingting people are not beautiful, that is your fault!
Cao Yu was very unconvinced and said: Tsk, who do I think I am? As for that? Do you need someone to tell you whether you are beautiful or not? Don’t you have any idea in your own mind? Only people who think they are really ugly
, she’s just afraid of people saying it! As beautiful as she is, how can she not let people say something so vicious? Look at me, I’m not angry at anyone who says I’m ugly. I’m not as petty as you!
Yan Tingting saw that he was much calmer at this time, and when she heard him praising her beauty in a roundabout way, she immediately waved her hands shyly and said angrily: "Oh, who is like you? You have no face, no skin, no idea of beauty and ugliness, what a nuisance."
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Zhang Haiyan hurriedly stood aside and said: Hey, yes, yes, that's almost enough! I said you forgot about the pain? Or were you knocked unconscious by her? Do you think I don't exist? You started to show off again.
!I really don’t want to care about you, it’s so disgusting!
Cao Yu was speechless by what she said. He immediately wiped his face and reprimanded in a deep voice: Tingting, you have been tormenting me for most of the day. Now is it my turn?! Tell me the truth. These days
Have I ever offended you?
When Yan Tingting saw that he was still brooding over her, she immediately recalled the ecstasy scene just now, and her mood became even better! When she saw someone she disliked being deflated in public, she would feel an inexplicable relief in her heart.
Is this understandable? So he quickly put away his happy mood, pretended to be full of grievances, and said sweetly like a pitiful little boy: No, you are very good to me.
Without turning his head, Cao Yu could imagine the cunning look on her face, and knew that she was holding back her bad intentions! He immediately asked seriously: "Really? Then why do you hate me so much?!"
Yan Tingting was already feeling guilty, but now that he stopped her, her heart skipped a beat, and she immediately started acting like a fool and said, "What are you doing? You! You scared me so much! Is there something you can't talk about properly? You're just pretending to be a bluff."
What are people doing?!
After being scolded by her, Cao Yu's tone immediately softened, but he still said coldly: If you haven't done anything wrong, you won't be afraid of ghosts calling you! What are you afraid of? When did you become so timid?
Yan Tingting is both happy and guilty now! To be honest, even she admits that what she just did was indeed a bit too much. With his nature, it is reasonable to seek revenge, so she can only say coquettishly: Hey
Hey, why are you making such a big fuss? It’s not your fault! What’s wrong? You, why don’t I hate you? It’s just that you are too worried!
Cao Yu suddenly turned around, looked at her guilty look, and said with a sinister smile: Am I too worried? Am I too worried? Or have you not done anything good?
Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting hurriedly counterattacked, pretending to be calm: Who has done nothing good?! You have already asked this, so isn't that called being careless?
Cao Yu stared at her and said slyly: Hey, look at your hidden excitement, can you avoid making people suspicious?!
When Yan Tingting heard this, she couldn't help but stretched out her hand to straighten her hair, which was slightly messy due to the slapstick. She straightened her posture, put on a calm posture and retorted: "If you do it, you will do it, if you don't do it, you will do it."
That means I didn’t do it. Why should I lie to you? Am I really afraid of you? Besides, you haven’t offended me, so why should I harm you? Am I just free? Really?
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Cao Yu still said reluctantly: Really? Do you really think I haven't offended you?
Yan Tingting immediately had a weird expression on her face and said: "You have never offended me, don't you have no idea in your heart? And you have learned to pretend to accuse me? I think you have a guilty conscience!"
Seeing that Cao Yu could no longer resist, he quickly turned his head around pretending to be disappointed, and murmured in a desperate manner: "It would be strange if you didn't hurt me."
Seeing him turn his head back, Yan Tingting immediately let out a sigh of relief, turned around and stuck out her tongue at Zhang Haiyan beside her, making a naughty face. Zhang Haiyan almost laughed out loud, and Yan Tingting hurriedly put her hands on it.
They made a silent gesture on their lips to prevent their snickering from being noticed by Cao Yu.
But Cao Yu interrupted uninterestedly and said: What are you two trying to do with me?
Yan Tingting was so amused that she couldn't help but laugh "puff", and pretended to be nonchalant at Zhang Haiyan and said forcefully: Tsk, which eye of yours saw us messing with you? Do you have eyes on the back of your head? It's like how much we love you.
Like! Bah!
Cao Yu said with strong words: Of course! Don't think that if I don't look back, just think that I can't see you!
Yan Tingting immediately winked at Zhang Haiyan and said: Hehe, what happened to you today? You are so sensitive, just ask if there is anything strange. Don't be so suspicious, you always think that we are harming you!
Zhang Haiyan also hurriedly put her words on the right track and said: "Yes, yes, yes, did you just say that something strange happened?"
When Cao Yu saw her walking on the road, he said quietly: When I was waiting for you outside just now, something very strange indeed happened.
Yan Tingting suddenly had a premonition that she was going to be happy from the sky. She hurriedly asked curiously: What's something strange? Tell me, did the beggar tell you something before?
Cao Yu was also surprised and said: No! I have never spoken to him before, why do you ask like this?
Yan Tingting's golden eyes suddenly dimmed, and she said in disappointment: "What else do I think? Is there anything else that you should be surprised about? Could it be that you met another beautiful little girl and ran over to follow me?"
Did you say hello? This is not strange at all to you!
When Cao Yu heard this, he sneered and said: Hehe, look what you said, who are you arresting and chatting with? Do you think I am you?!
Yan Tingting's face darkened when she heard this, and she said in a cold voice: Who is like you? I can't move when I see a girl. I'll chat with whoever I catch!
Cao Yu hurriedly explained in a flattering manner: Haha, aren't I just praising you? You can chat with a beggar for a long time. Anyone who can do this is not an ordinary person! What about you?
Where did your thoughts go? Your imagination is too rich, right? Why did you get involved in that? Can you be any more boring?!
Zhang Haiyan quickly interjected and comforted her: Yes, yes, what he said is right! Didn't you chat with the Bodhisattva for a long time just now? You are so envious of others. I wonder where you came from such words.
Yeah, what are you talking about here and there?
Yan Tingting saw that he was interested, but was afraid that she would continue to interrupt, so she immediately snorted: Stop talking nonsense there! Tell me, what strange thing happened to you just now?!
Cao Yu then said calmly: It's not a big deal. I just stood there and sneezed several times out of nowhere. I don't know how. Do you think it's strange?
Zhang Haiyan didn't know, and wondered: Just sneezed? What's so strange about that? Maybe it was blown by the wind? Or maybe it was smoked by the cigarette!
Cao Yu said faintly: We have a saying here that sneezing is because someone is thinking about you! Did one of you just talk about me?
Zhang Haiyan opened her mouth wide in surprise, turned to look at Yan Tingting with confusion on her face, and blurted out: Ah? So that's it!
Yan Tingting said with a shy face: Really? Did you really sneeze many times? I didn't expect it to be so effective!
Cao Yu immediately turned his head from the passenger seat and stared at the excited Yan Tingting. His face was full of insidiousness and he said with a bad smile: Hehe, I knew it was you who were causing trouble there! Now I have finally caught him.
Right? Why don't you tell me quickly, how did you guys trick me over there?!
Yan Tingting knew as soon as she heard that she was careless! She hurriedly denied it shyly: Where is it! Who missed you? Why do you have to blame us? How annoying!
How could Cao Yu be willing to let go! He said reluctantly: Why do you mean I have to rely on you?! If you didn't trick me, why would you say it was effective?! What would it be like? You were all conspiring inside.
What's going on? Why don't you recruit people from the real situation?!
Naturally, Yan Tingting resisted stubbornly and said: What do you mean, I'm plotting against you? I was just saying it casually, it didn't mean anything else. If you don't believe me, just ask Haiyan to say, what are we plotting against you? Don't be plotting all the time.
I know the conspiracy theory! In fact, there is no conspiracy. Haiyan, do you believe in the conspiracy theory?
Zhang Haiyan immediately shook her head knowingly and said: I really don’t believe this, because there are no secrets between two or more people! If you insist on talking about it, then I really have to say something fair for her. Tingting has never thought about it.
She's plotting against you! She won't play any tricks with you! If she talks about it, it's all for your own good! I can really testify to this with my conscience!
Cao Yu naturally didn't believe it, and immediately said with disdain: You can pull her down! If you say that, you really don't understand her yet! She thinks of me well, I believe it! But it is because she thinks of me well.
, I will keep sneezing there, then I really don’t believe it! Tingting, why don’t you tell me honestly, are you saying bad things about me again behind my back?!
Yan Tingting thought to herself: Haiyan has already said it, there is no secret for more than two people! But Bodhisattva is not a human being! I really don’t believe what I said to Bodhisattva can be heard by you! Then why should I admit it?
?When you sneeze, that’s because the Bodhisattva wants to teach you a lesson for me. I should go and thank the Bodhisattva! As for you, you deserve to sneeze! Yes! Why don’t I sneeze to kill you? What a nuisance!
She was thinking about something she was proud of, and her eyes became even clearer. Suddenly she found that he was staring at her with a sinister look on his face. She was a little flustered, her heart was racing, and her expression became very strange.
Shaking his head like a rattle, he quickly denied it: No, no, I didn't say anything, it's none of my business.
Cao Yu smiled evilly and said: It's none of your business? Then why did you say something bad about me just now? You clearly said something bad about me in front of the Bodhisattva!
Yan Tingting was pressed hard by him, so she had no choice but to continue to deny it, while asking Zhang Haiyan for help: What's the matter? I just felt that the weather was a bit cold inside, and I was afraid that you would catch a cold if you waited outside for a long time.
So I urged Zhang Haiyan to hurry up and worship quickly. If you don’t believe me, you can ask her! She can prove that I am not lying, right? Haiyan.
After saying that, he hurriedly kicked her twice under the seat. Seeing that what he just said was in vain, Zhang Haiyan immediately complained: What are you doing? You just said it, what's wrong with saying bad things about him?!
What are you afraid of what he will do? Why are you kicking me?
Yan Tingting hurriedly winked at her, pretending to be aggrieved and said: No, no! Haiyan, I'm not afraid of him, it's just that I didn't say anything bad about him in the first place. What do you want me to admit now?!
Zhang Haiyan pretended to be confused and said, "What are you doing? You're looking at me with eyebrows all over your face. Oh, are you asking me to act with you?! When you need me, just let me go on stage to sing. If you don't need me anymore, just let me do it."
I kicked me aside and didn't let anyone talk. What do you think I am? You have to wait until I stand up to lie for you and say you are fine, then you will listen to me and let me speak, right?
How much space can there be in the back seat of this taxi? How could those little movements under her feet escape Cao Yu's eyes? He looked at their every move with a sinister smile on his face, as if
He's saying, let's see how you can fulfill this lie!
Seeing that he had figured it out, Yan Tingting had no choice but to bar her beautiful white teeth at him, and said with a smile: Haha, I did this just to remind him.
Her! If you want her to dare to tell the truth in front of you, if you don’t believe me, just ask her. It seems to have a good effect, right?!
Then she turned around and rushed towards Zhang Haiyan, pleading with a long-awaited look: Right? Haiyan, what I just said is correct, right? You have understood it, right? Please tell the truth, please.
Don't be angry, just help me this time!
As she said that, a cold light burst out from her eyes! Although the cold light disappeared in a flash and was undetectable, Zhang Haiyan was such a smart person, how could she not get it? She had understood it a long time ago
The reason why she wants to act out this drama of Infernal Affairs is because she is afraid of being seen through again! Since she is going to act, she must act in a complete way, otherwise, who would fall for it so easily!
Chapter completed!