Chapter 352 ?
I’ve only seen it but never played with it
Author: Chop wood and carry water
Chapter 352 I’ve only seen it but never played with it
Cao Yu seemed to suddenly wake up from an epiphany and said: What kind of cannon? Do you mean there are other cannons? Oh, by the way, do you know how this cannon is used?
When Yan Tingting heard this, she asked angrily: How to use it? How do you want to use it?
Seeing that she was angry, Cao Yu immediately flattered her and said: Hehe, what I mean is that since you know the power of this cannon, you must also know the value of each chess piece in the chess game, right? What is the specific meaning of their existence?
You know how to move, right? For example, the queen. Oh, by the way! Have you noticed? There is a queen in this chess set, but not in ours!
Look at him, he has been talking for a long time just because he wants to act like a gangster! This is the point!
Yan Tingting understood what he meant as soon as she heard it, and couldn't help snorting coldly: Oh, after going around for a long time, that's what it was for! Just say what you want, what a waste of time!
Cao Yu pretended to be puzzled and said: Why am I wasting my time? Do you understand the game? In order to be able to determine the winner, you have to follow the rules and know the purpose of each move.
Do you understand? You don’t understand anything and you just act blindly. That’s called uneducated! Do you understand?!
Yan Tingting is naturally very disdainful of his attitude of having to decide whether to win or lose every step he takes! In her opinion, there is no such thing as winning or losing in life? As long as she can live a peaceful life, she will definitely win! This is what she
The reason why you don’t like this kind of game in life is that you can’t stand the excitement! So he said contemptuously: Tsk, you praise the Queen for her great ability, don’t you just want her to escort you, right?
After hearing this, Cao Yu immediately laughed and said: Hehe, you are overthinking this, right? Who said that the emperor pointed at the queen to save his life? Which piece on this chessboard is not to protect the emperor? There are so many people surrounding it all day long.
He may not be able to keep it even if he changes it! Can a queen alone be able to keep it? How capable must she be? Are you too naive to think so?
When Yan Tingting heard this, she became angry and said: What do you mean? Don't you think one queen is not enough?!
When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed and said: Haha, what I mean is that even if you are capable, don't be too naive! Do you understand?
Zhang Haiyan was obviously more interested in his chess culture, so she hurriedly came out to change the topic on the right track and said: Hey, I said you two should stop arguing! Cao Yu, I don’t know anything about chess, please tell me quickly.
, what kind of culture is hidden here? Why do you think this queen is more capable than the emperor? Why didn't Tingting say that the emperor had to rely on others to protect her? It caused you two to quarrel like this!
Seeing that she was so naive, Cao Yu was helpless and said: Hey, what should I say? If you can't even play chess, how can I explain it to you? Don't get me wrong! What I mean is
I don’t know where to start! It’s like you are trying to explain to an illiterate person how to write the word “good”. Do you understand?
Zhang Haiyan misunderstood the moment she heard it! Wasn't he just bullying her because she didn't understand anything? But a woman's nature made her very accustomed to pretending to be a weakling, and she didn't mind being looked down upon by him at all, so she begged coquettishly: What? Look down on me?
Really? I came here to ask you for advice humbly because I don’t understand! Besides, it’s not like I’ve never seen it before. I still know its general meaning, but I’ve just never played it before!
Cao Yu then breathed a sigh of relief and said with relief: Oh, that's it! Since you know our chess, you should know what the Chu-Han dispute is about, right?
Zhang Haiyan shook her head pitifully and said: I know the realm of Chu, He and Han, but I don’t know what you are fighting for?
Cao Yu said firmly: Culture! This is what we are fighting for? This chess is a kind of cultural dispute! There are many underhanded tricks in it, such as beating the cow across the mountain, lying on the horse, and messing with the horse's legs. They are all underhanded.
Move, there is a hidden murderous intention in the horse, do you understand?
Zhang Haiyan looked at him and shook her head pitifully again and said: I don't understand, it sounds scary. Isn't there something good here?
Cao Yu nodded and said: Of course! The advantage is that every chess piece has its own role, so every chess piece has its own way of moving on the chessboard. You can't move blindly. Do you know what that means?
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Zhang Haiyan shook her head and said: I don’t know.
Yan Tingting put on a "I don't know you yet" attitude and said: He wants you to obey the overall situation. Not only must you follow the routine and move forward bravely, but you must also be prepared to be sacrificed! In this game of chess, except for the emperor, everyone is willing to do it at any time.
It is possible to become an outcast at that moment, Cao Yu, am I right? This is what you call a benefit, right?
Before Cao Yu could answer, Zhang Haiyan interrupted out of curiosity: Why isn't the emperor an abandoned son? Wouldn't he also be eaten?
Yan Tingting looked at Cao Yu and said resentfully: If the emperor is to be eaten, then the game is over! The pieces on this whole chess game are either to protect the emperor or to kill the emperor. This is the value of its existence. If the emperor is gone,
Even if he is still on the chessboard, it is meaningless. For the emperor, it is worth dying! This is the so-called game, Cao Yu, am I right?
After hearing this, Cao Yu couldn't help but said in surprise: Haha, look at what you said, I didn't think so! I just meant that in our chess culture, everyone must go their own way and abide by the rules, especially Emperor Li
The closer the people are, the less they can mess around. Look at that elephant. Not only is his ability limited, but he can't go out of his way. This is our traditional culture! Isn't this bad? Are you thinking too much again?
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Yan Tingting was stunned after hearing this, while Zhang Haiyan asked curiously: Do you mean that the emperor is surrounded by trash? Why doesn't he surround himself with capable people? Isn't that safer?
Cao Yu explained calmly: It depends on what you think. Do you feel safe around capable people? What does it mean to accompany a king like a tiger? The people who stay by your side must be obedient, sensible, and
Follow the rules and don't move too much! That's much safer than the one with greater ability, isn't it? The one with greater ability should be allowed to kill everyone, only then can he win! This is the gap in understanding, don't you think?
Zhang Haiyan was excited when she heard it and said: Oh, I understand this! Then tell me what is different about this chess game!
Cao Yu also said with satisfaction: The two kinds of chess represent their respective cultures, and of course they are very different! First of all, ours is the general, and naturally there is no role for women. The foreigner’s is the emperor, so naturally he cannot be alone! From the bottom
From a legal point of view, although the two are very similar, they also have their own merits. There is not much difference in the abilities of the foreign chess pieces, but the way they move is different. But for the supreme commander, the difference is huge!
Zhang Haiyan said excitedly: Tell me, what's the difference?
Cao Yu explained calmly: Our generals all live in the city and are surrounded by ministers. I can only walk slowly step by step. I am very disciplined and can't get out of the circle! Although the emperor of the foreigners is also a step by step
District 1, but he can take his wife around the world, there are no restrictions!
Zhang Haiyan listened with great interest and suddenly realized: Oh, then I understand! No wonder Tingting said she can protect you. It turns out that it is because she is standing next to you and can take you out for walks all day long! It seems that she is
Pretty awesome! Right? Tingting!
When Cao Yu saw her nonsense, he couldn't help but said with a weird expression: I'm afraid your imagination is a little too big, right? How could you tell that she was so powerful? I don't even know what you were thinking!
Zhang Haiyan knew as soon as she heard that she had misunderstood him, but even though she didn't know what was going on, wasn't she trying to help Yan Tingting? Naturally, a teacher with a reputation has to be confident: What? You don't admit it now? It's not you who just said that about her
Is it awesome?!
Cao Yu hurriedly defended: I didn't say I didn't admit it! It's just that I haven't mentioned the awesomeness yet, how could you think of it? It seems that you are better than me!
The two women were relieved upon hearing this, and Zhang Haiyan said: Haha, that's good! Don't be impatient, okay?! Come on, then go on, I also want to know what is so great about her.
?Speak quickly!
Cao Yu looked at her blankly, then rolled his eyes to look at her again. Seeing that one of the two women was looking forward to it, while the other had no reaction at all, he pretended to have a dull expression and explained: Then
Let’s start with the way she moves. Women, you know!
The two women burst into laughter upon hearing this. Zhang Haiyan said excitedly, "Really? How did she leave? Come and learn from me! Don't lie to me!"
Cao Yu pretended to be surprised and said: Do you still need me to learn from you? Don't you know how you usually walk? Look at your steps of not recognizing your relatives, you can see how willful you are! Do you think you are good at it?
Both women laughed, and Yan Tingting couldn't help but said coquettishly: Fuck you! You're talking nonsense again! You can even see the walking posture of the chess pieces, how can you think so? Are you crazy?
That’s it!
Cao Yu didn't even look at the two of them. Without even raising his eyelids, he said with a serious face: A person who has never been willing to take the ordinary path will still care where it goes? Look at her position on the chessboard!
She always stands by the emperor's side, not only walking sideways, but also walking casually. If God blocks God, kill God, Buddha blocks Buddha, no one can stop her. Do you think she is the most powerful player in this game?
One child, right?
Zhang Haiyan looked surprised when she heard this, and pushed Yan Tingting excitedly and said: Is it true? Tingting, do you think what he said is true? Could he be lying to us?
How do you want Yan Tingting to answer this? Not to mention that she really doesn’t know how the queen left. Even if she knows, she can’t admit it. Some things can only be understood but cannot be expressed! Don’t you think so?
Seeing that she was in trouble, Cao Yu immediately said slyly and proudly: "What I said is all true. If you don't believe it, you can ask others and find out! Or go to the library to find a book and look through it. How could I possibly
I lied to you! Are you right?
Zhang Haiyan was excited when she heard it: Haha, I believe it! It can be seen that foreigners are smarter than our ancestors. They have long realized our power, right?
Cao Yu nodded and said: Of course! No matter on the chessboard or in life, you are invincible! You can do anything and everything! It seems that it is not surprising that we are lagging behind and being beaten, don’t you think?
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Look at how clever his explanation was. The two women's faces were red, their eyes were shining, and they wanted to blow out the snot bubbles from their noses! Zhang Haiyan shouted excitedly: What about the end? Tell me quickly! What happens after the end?
Alright? Go on, keep talking!
Cao Yu was stunned by her urging, and asked doubtfully: After all? What after? After playing, it’s over! There’s no more after!
Zhang Haiyan glanced at Yan Tingting, and reminded angrily: It's over after all the fun! Don't you admit that she is great, then why do you say that she must not be too naive? Could it be that she is too talented?
Lord Gai, you bully the weak and do whatever you want, right?
Cao Yu understood what she meant as soon as he heard it, and laughed heartily and said: Haha, then you are thinking too much! I don't mean that, didn't Yan Tingting say it all! Any piece on this chessboard can be eaten
, including the emperor and the queen, but if the emperor is gone, you have to start over. This is called changing dynasties! This is why all the pieces on the chessboard must revolve around protecting the emperor and killing the emperor!
The two women had no intention of listening to him anymore! It was enough to know that they were powerful! Who would care about such a small thing as whether they could be killed at any time? It was like a meteor that only cares about shining when it streaks across the night sky.
When it gets hot, who would think about what it would look like when it hits the ground? In the end, whether it touches a dusty nose or falls to pieces, that is all your own business and none of other people's business.
Yan Tingting looked at his mean look and suddenly said calmly: "What do you mean? Don't our ancestors know how powerful we are?"
When Cao Yu heard that she was about to wake up, he quickly showed his duty as a chess piece and said: That's not true, it's just that we don't want to admit it! It's like playing cannon, we prefer to fight against a cow from across the mountain, scratching the itch from behind!
But foreigners just know how to do it! Go straight and don't shy away! We like to drive, but foreigners prefer to let women charge for him!
Zhang Haiyan was confused and asked: What do you mean?
Cao Yu smiled slyly and said: "It's not interesting! I mean, when our ancestors gained power, they were all heroes, number one in the world! But once they lose their power, it will be a disaster for beauty, and we will take all the blame."
The blame is on you. If you have that ability, shouldn’t you also have a share of the credit for the country you conquered?!
Look at his sacrificial spirit, people have to praise him! Yan Tingting saw that he knew what he was doing, and said with satisfaction: Haha, you are awesome!
Seeing this, Cao Yu quickly said humbly: Where, where! What I said is not modesty! Then if we really talk about it, I think you are more powerful!
Yan Tingting was also moved by his sincerity and said with interest: Oh, really? Do you really think so?
How could Cao Yu begrudge those kind words at this time? He spoke out in one breath: Of course! I am speaking from the bottom of my heart. I never flinch when facing the rights and interests I want to protect, and I even have to say
Lead us to fight together. Tell us how powerful you are!
As soon as Zhang Haiyan heard this, she winked at Yan Tingting and said: Be specific! Don't always talk about things with the chessboard in hand, we don't like to hear it!
Cao Yu was stunned for a moment and explained without thinking: Let's take the matter of going to the toilet as an example. If this can be passed, then the majority of people must be in favor of it, right? I guess your efforts are indispensable there.
They are pushing people, right? Do you think they are all stupid? Still don’t understand? This clearly shows that they will suffer losses and be fooled. Why are there so many people flocking to it?
Yan Tingting was quite happy at first, but seeing that he was disgusting her again, she immediately said with a black face: Cao Yu, please listen clearly! I don't want to fight with you to use the toilet! I won't let you suffer this kind of injustice.
opportunity!
Chapter completed!