Chapter 356: Cannibalism cannot believe in dreams

Author: chopping wood and carrying water

Chapter 356: Cannibalism can’t believe it

Cao Yu argued: That's different. Losing weight means deliberately starving yourself to death. If you die, it's all called a story. Others are all accidental deaths, which are called accidents.

Yan Tingting said annoyedly: What a mess? Can you follow my thoughts? Faith is an obsession, and it is not something you say that you want him to commit suicide.

Cao Yu hurriedly bowed his head and said with a smile: Hehe, then I understand.

Yan Tingting saw him say a little, and then she knew that there was still something bad about him! With his straight manly temperament, how could it be so easy to bend? He couldn't help but feel a little melancholy, and when he heard his dirty smile, he felt the urge to squeeze out acne. He just wanted to help him detoxify, even if he squeezed him into pieces, he would be willing to do so! You understand, so he said: What do you understand?

Cao Yu was waiting for her to get ready, so he said proudly: Faith, obsession, right? Died for faith, it is also the glory of death, and death is the right way! This is called obsession, right? No wonder people say that you are cruel and can be so cruel to yourself. If you do that, then what else do you dare not attack? For the little bit of obsession in your heart, you can do anything! Right?

As he said that, he raised his hand and gestured to wipe his neck, his face filled with a lewd smile!

Yan Tingting was speechless by him again, staring at him hatefully. If she could still have the strength, she would probably jump up and pounce on him without hesitation, tearing him to feed the dog!

Zhang Haiyan was stunned for a while before she recovered from her senses. When she saw her smiling grimly, her eyes were so loud that she hurriedly grabbed her and said: Oh, Cao Yu, I think what you said is wrong!

Cao Yu had already noticed that her condition was a little wrong and didn't know how to show his kindness. He heard her coming to interrupt, and then he breathed a sigh of relief and asked for help, saying: What's wrong with me? You say!

Zhang Haiyan said seriously: I just thought about it and felt that faith is good and bad!

When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed and said: I believe this and that, which one is better and which one is worse, which is so easy to distinguish? Who can tell the difference?

Zhang Haiyan said confidently: Of course, it can be divided! Just like what you said, it is easy to cause disputes, it will definitely be bad! Weight loss is also a kind of faith. Have you seen anyone in the world who fights with others because of losing weight? So losing weight is a good faith!

Cao Yu laughed and said: Haha, if you distinguish between good and bad, you have to have standards! You can’t just rely on subjective assumptions and see that it has never happened before, just assert that it will never happen. Are you right?

Zhang Haiyan decisively said: Of course there are standards! The most important standard is to look at constraints!

Cao Yu was stunned when he heard this: What does it mean?

Zhang Haiyan said calmly: The difference between good and bad faith depends mainly on who it uses to restrain! A good faith is like losing weight. It restrains oneself, and if you die, it is also killing oneself. It requires people to have enough self-discipline and self-reflection, and don’t let greed over-inflate! Isn’t this great! It’s not like those who always want to restrain others’ beliefs, who ask you to do this and do that, and always ask others for it, then it won’t be a fight!

Cao Yu immediately understood and sincerely praised: Hey, what you said is interesting! There is no right or wrong faith. As long as you don’t use it to hinder others from believing, and if you don’t want to force others to believe in it, then it’s a good faith. You can believe it at will! Otherwise, just using it to ask others to believe in this and that is called a dream of cannibalism! This is indeed very reasonable, why didn’t I expect it?

Zhang Haiyan then revealed her key point: It’s not that you didn’t expect it, but that you never thought about it! You two were just quarreling, how could you have time to think about something else? So don’t always make noises. If you think about the problem clearly, the world will naturally become pure. The most fear is that when you get angry, you will fight without any hesitation!

Yan Tingting originally disagreed with her explanation because she knew that Cao Yu didn't want to be restrained, and when she saw the two of them having an affair, she became jealous! But when she thought calmly, she felt something was reasonable, so she rolled her eyes at Cao Yu angrily and said inexplicably: Cao Yu, do you know why fat people are so annoying?

Cao Yu was panicked and was secretly wary, intending to kneel down and beg for mercy immediately when there was any movement! But his hair was not messy at all! The calmness of thinking about a way out of retreat made him shake his head like Zhuge Kongming, which could not blow even the wind, and then he sorted out the hair that could not be messy no matter how hard he made it. He grinned and said with a wicked smile: I don’t know, I know that the meat is delicious! It’s like Yang Guifei likes to eat lychees.

Yan Tingting knew that he wanted to be beaten when she saw his slutty look. Everyone deserved to be beaten? In fact, he knew it in his heart. As the saying goes, there is God's will in the dark! He couldn't help but smile and said: What is Yang Guifei? She still eats lychees! She is talking nonsense again, right? Are you trying to ask for a beating? Don't worry, I really have no strength now, I just want to reason with you!

According to the law of "If you have the strength, who will make efforts to reason with you?", Cao Yu absolutely believes that what she said is true! But he will never relax his vigilance, because he must always beware of her sneak attack, you understand! So he put on a slutty smile with a look of slutty face that I understand you, and said slutty: Hehe, I understand this! I have known you for a long time! It’s tender and juicy!

Yan Tingting ignored what he understood and sighed with anger and weak voice: That's all the things in the past. Everyone had no food to eat at that time. Everyone was hungry and had their skin wrapped around their bones. That would make them look beautiful! It's different now. After everyone has no worries about food and clothing, they naturally start to pay attention to health care! Do you know? Many diseases are related to obesity now, and if you don't pay attention, you will really die...

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately interrupted disapprovingly: Hey, don’t tell me about health preservation! That’s our traditional culture! I’ll ask you, do you know why in our Chinese characters, the five organs of the body, the skin, liver, brain, chest, intestines, gallbladder and lungs, all like the characters “fat” and “fat”, with a radical “moon”?

Such a childish problem is naturally not a problem for her! I just heard her say disdain: Tell, don’t you just want to say that obesity is normal!

Cao Yu nodded and said: Yes! On the contrary, those related to diseases, such as crazy rash and scars, are just like "thin", and stick to the edges of the word "disease"! So, "fat" is normal, but "thin" is not healthy! All the sayings that thinness is beautiful are called sickness!

Look at this fat man who hates it? He doesn't think he is ashamed but proud, making her forget what she should say! All fat men seem to have a confusing self-confidence, which makes people feel disgusted! Yan Tingting glared at him hatefully and said coldly: Tsk! What are you saying? What messy! This is too far-fetched, right? Then explain to me, why are you full of mind and fat all used to describe bad people?

Cao Yu laughed at the sound of his ears and said: Who said that? Didn’t you go in to pay homage to that Maitreya Buddha just now? He has a fat head, big ears, big belly, and a smile. It looks so festive! A blessed person doesn’t have to be busy, so he looks fat! That’s called a blessing, do you understand? Even if he can eat, be greedy, is he guilty? If he doesn’t eat, he is guilty! At least he has no conscience!

Yan Tingting glanced at him again and couldn't help but scold: Bah! Eat, you just know how to eat!

Cao Yu smirked with gloating: What's wrong? Why don't you let me eat when you are hungry? Oh, is it because I'm afraid that I will get sick if I get fat, so I have to starve myself to death first?

Yan Tingting was angry when she heard this: Don’t mess with me, okay? I mean that? People are fat because they can’t control their mouths and legs, and they can’t even control themselves, and they indulge themselves without restraint. What else can they have? Being an official is greedy for power, doing business and doing money, and a fat man like you who has no power and no money, who knows that you have greed and sleep all day, dares to think about being greedy and lustful! Do you think you still have any help?

Cao Yu didn't expect that she would go around and run up here again, and immediately said embarrassedly: Why did you turn around and turn on me again? It's like I'm very fat, can't you see it? I don't call it fat, that's strong! OK? And I'm just expressing my own little preferences, whether it's listening to you, anyway, I just like you now, which is just right!

Alas, look at how dirty he is, a hooligan? Yan Tingting originally planned to beat him up and vent her anger, but now she is so sad that she almost fainted by his flirting for no reason! The blood in her body poured into her heart, making her feel warm in her heart, and her brain immediately became blank...

There is only so much blood in a person. If the heart is bleeding, it will naturally be warm. But the brain will also become dementia due to excessive blood loss. Is this a scientific explanation? Anyway, Yan Tingting is now all the blood is left in her heart, which is so warm! But her head starts to feel dizzy and said: What do you want to say?

Seeing that her pretty face was slightly pale, she pursed her lips tightly, and her eyelashes trembled slightly, she immediately felt her heart swayed, and she secretly screamed, and she quickly added another knife: Hey, don’t get me wrong! I just borrowed you to make an example, I’m really not talking about you on purpose, don’t think too much! You are indeed quite fat! If you should reduce it, don’t change your belief because of me! I can’t afford it!

Yan Tingting immediately woke up as soon as she heard this. Before she could get angry, Zhang Haiyan stopped working and asked angrily: Hey, I said Cao Yu, what do you mean? I said you like to be fat, and then I think that they are fat again, so I can't stand it anymore! Is there anyone who is irresponsible for you to speak like this? What do you want to do? Can you explain it clearly in person?!

Naturally, I can't explain this alone. Cao Yu was forced to be desperate by her, so he had to raise his hand and surrender: Hey, you really leave me speechless! I just want to flatter her, and I didn't think of anything else!

Zhang Haiyan was even more angry when she heard this: What was the result? Did you take a photo?

Cao Yu said bitterly: You have seen this result! I know that it will definitely be a death against her, so I just follow her, are you right? I didn’t expect that it was wrong! She was a death on both sides, so she refused to give me a way to live. What should you do if you ask me to do?!

Zhang Haiyan laughed and said, "Oh, look at you who's wronged you! That's because you didn't take the right shot, who made you careless?!"

Cao Yu said helplessly: That's it! Any mistake that can be made will not be like this now, and it will be able to pat her horse's hooves every time, which will make her unhappy!

When Zhang Haiyan heard this, she turned her head and persuaded Yan Tingting: Look at his little look! I met such a master when I was a child. He could answer all the questions that were right or wrong. What would you do if you were a teacher?

Yan Tingting had never heard of such a weird thing before, and couldn't help but murmur curiously: Is this true? Being able to successfully avoid all the right options, such a child who is naturally insulated from "right" must be a talent, right? Then what happened to him later?

Zhang Haiyan was stunned when she heard this: Later? Then there was no future! Fortunately, he still has the strength to do it, so he probably won’t be hungry at our place. Alas, that’s not the point, don’t worry about him!

Yan Tingting was stunned when she heard this: What is the point?

Zhang Haiyan said frankly: The point is that if you were that teacher, would you still have the heart to criticize him again?

As he said that, he didn't forget to squint Cao Yu, his eyes full of sympathy, but Yan Tingting didn't buy it at all. He immediately put away his sympathy for the unlucky child, and said with a disgust: He is not stupid at all! He is bad! It's not worthy of sympathy!

Cao Yu said with a embarrassed look: Look at what you said, it makes people speechless! Isn’t that all out of kindness!

Yan Tingting said disdainfully: Are you out of kindness? Why didn’t I see you having any kindness? Do you want to flatter, right? Then don’t you talk well! Is there anyone who flatters like this? Is it that you just flatters you and you slapped on the horse’s hooves?!

Cao Yu also said helplessly: Then teach me how to speak! Say you are fat, you are unhappy! Say you are thin, you are unhappy! Anyway, you are unhappy, what should you do if you ask me to do? People say that fat people are broad-minded and easy to deal with. I see that your appearance as thin as a cock is really hard to handle! You must be sincerely praising you for losing weight, right?!

Zhang Haiyan was so funny that she laughed: Hehe, now you must know that she is petty, right?! You already know that she is petty, so you are serving her accidentally? You dare to praise her so blatantly! That's just trying to die! I think you are just doing your own fault! No one can save you, and it is indeed not worthy of sympathy!

Who is Yan Tingting? He will revenge! Hearing that Cao Yu dared to praise her like this, he had already had the urge to let him taste the freshly baked pink fist. But when he saw her use of the help of the fist, he temporarily held it back. Now when he heard it, the fist that was about to move immediately turned direction and pounded Zhang Haiyan's shoulder with a smile and said: Who told you that I was a little cautious? Are you helping me?!

Cao Yu also took advantage of the situation and said: Look, what am I talking about? She looks like this and never starts fighting without any discrimination!

Yan Tingting was so angry that she stomped her feet and shouted: OK, you two! Let’s bully me together!

Zhang Haiyan hurriedly hugged her in her arms and comforted her with a smile: Haha, where do I have it? I’ve been helping you all the time! Don’t think about it anymore!
Chapter completed!