Chapter 387: Plastic siblings are also in love

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 387 Plastic siblings are also in love

Yan Tingting laughed when she heard this and said: Oh, if I ask you to say that, then you must not recognize you, a pig with hair, if you have never eaten pork?

Zhang Haiyan was happy when she heard this, and quickly interrupted: Haha, how indifferent do you have to be to think of eating that pig with hair on it?

Yan Tingting said happily when she heard it: Yes, yes, you are right, I just want to eat him!

Cao Yu was unhappy when he heard this and said: Haiyan, why are you talking? Are you still my sister?

Zhang Haiyan also said naughtily: You said this yourself! Only people who have never eaten pork can taste the slightest bit of meaty smell hidden in the mud!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately realized something: Hey, what you understand is quite interesting! In other words, only those indifferent Clay Bodhisattvas would ask everyone to serve them with a pure heart and few desires.

!Are you right?

The two women were stunned again after hearing this. Zhang Haiyan looked at him blankly. After a while, he quietly said to her: Look, you don't know what you are doing at first glance, right? He looks like a pig.

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Yan Tingting was naturally not happy after hearing this! She immediately said anxiously: Hey, I said Haiyan! Who are you helping? I wish I could eat him alive! But you still insist on asking me to get to know him

?I don’t want it!

As soon as Cao Yu heard that someone was coming to help him, he immediately cheered up and quickly said: Hey, hey, who is she helping? Can you please find out the situation first? She is me

Sister! Of course you want to help me! How can you not be like you? You want to swallow me whole even with hair and bones. You are so cruel!

Zhang Haiyan was here to make jokes. When she heard that he was trying to force her to join his gang, she quickly put on a show of wanting to draw a clear line with him and said: Hey, hey, don't lean on me, okay? You need to figure out the situation first.

It's you! Who told you we were in the same group?

Cao Yu was also stunned when he heard this, and said in embarrassment: No, aren't we brother and sister? How can such good brothers and sisters be separated just by saying they are good?!

Zhang Haiyan quickly pretended to uphold justice and never take sides. She said, "Hey, I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you! It's true that we are brothers and sisters. Whether we are close or not is still up to us."

Class distinction! I believe I can still make a clear distinction on these big issues of right and wrong, don’t you think so?

When the two of them saw that she was speaking with great righteousness and no fear, they couldn't help but laugh. Yan Tingting just smiled and said nothing, looking calm and calm; Cao Yu had a smile on his face.

He smiled sarcastically and said as if he was trying to please and comfort him: Hey, tell me, how should we divide this?

Zhang Haiyan smiled mischievously at him and said: Don't you understand? When you don't have hair, you don't look like a person! After you grow hair, it's really hard to say, maybe you are really a pig.

!That’s possible, don’t you think?

Cao Yu's face turned darker when he heard this, while Yan Tingting laughed loudly and slapped the table happily. After a while, she opened her mouth in feigned surprise, looked at her, and then looked at him and said: What? Then you

What could he be like now?

Seeing her startled look and looking at the little monster, Zhang Haiyan couldn't help laughing and said: Hahaha, why do you still need to ask? With the way he is now, he is no better than a pig or a dog! You can still do it like this

Go mouth off? I don’t even know what to say to you! Hey, who of you two has the heavier taste?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, her worries immediately disappeared, and she quickly retorted: Then you still want me to keep him? I really regret how I met him in the first place! Hey, it seems that you have more taste than me!

Zhang Haiyan was trembling with joy at what she said, and giggled: Hey, you don't understand this! You don't even recognize him, and you just think about how to eat him, isn't that called uneducated?

Yan Tingting knew there was something in her words as soon as she heard it, and she immediately smiled and said: Hahaha, then please explain to me what kind of culture is hidden in this, right?!

When Zhang Haiyan heard this, she immediately said proudly: Hey, don't say that! When I was in the countryside, I used to eat all day long, and I didn't realize that this food had anything to do with culture. It wasn't until now that I discovered that there is something in this food.

There is so much culture hidden away. You city dwellers are really good at playing and are really cultured!

The two of them were all interested as soon as they heard it. Cao Yu couldn't care less about the shame and quickly asked out of curiosity: "What do you mean? Come on, tell me!"

Zhang Haiyan rolled her eyes at him and said with a serious face: Didn't I tell you already! We country people don't even know each other, but we just know how to eat! That means we are uneducated! How are you like city people? You need to eat before you eat.

Get to know it so that you can understand why you should eat it, why it should be eaten, and what is delicious about it. Isn’t this called culture?

When they heard this, they were both stunned, and then they both burst into laughter as if they suddenly realized something. They laughed so much that even the plate of beef on the table felt a little resentful, as if being eaten was a very honorable thing!

There is a saying that is true! The dining table is always full of joy and laughter, and even the dishes are as joyful as the holidays! Therefore, you have to find your own on the dining table

As for the location, then gratefully look for it on the menu, there will always be something suitable for you! Just be happy, who eats whom, does that matter?...

Cao Yu laughed loudly at Yan Tingting and said: You see, this food is really profound! Or else you, a cultured person, are more sophisticated than a barbarian like me! In the past, I didn’t care whether it liked it or not and just ate it, I guess.

It doesn’t have anything to say! It’s a good thing now, regardless of whether it likes it or not, you still have to tell it a lot of reasons why you should eat it before eating it. Isn’t this the progress of civilization?!

Seeing that the atmosphere was finally on the right track, Zhang Haiyan said in a waning mood: All jokes aside, I still think it would be better to explain everything clearly before eating! This is a responsibility for everyone.

attitude, are you right? Let’s take what he said. If you have never tasted MSG, how can you know that it must taste like MSG? This makes sense! How did you know?

Yan Tingting saw that she was talking about this, so she had to explain to her seriously: Do you know the feeling of panic? It's the kind of sour and greasy feeling in the throat as soon as you eat it?

It's so sticky that I can't even swallow it, it's so uncomfortable!

Zhang Haiyan was curious when she heard this: Haha, I understand this, but why do you feel that way?

Yan Tingting had no choice but to confess honestly: In order to lose weight, I ate less and always ate relatively lightly. I never touched MSG, so I could taste the taste of MSG at once, just like when I was sick.

It doesn’t use any antibiotics or other drugs, so once it is used, it will be very effective. Is there anything surprising about this?

Cao Yu was shocked when he heard this and said in amazement: Is it true? You don't take medicine even when you are sick? How can you do this? Are you just carrying it alive?

Upon hearing this, Yan Tingting naturally said proudly: Of course! We are not as delicate as you! You don't have this experience, do you?

What Yan Tingting said is right, some girls can resist it! When they are sick, they will only go to the infirmary to prescribe medicine, but when they get it, they just throw it there and continue to eat snacks! Prescribing medicine is just for comfort, not unlike

It's Cao Yu. He looks tall and mighty, but when he gets a headache or a fever, he becomes bedridden. He takes all kinds of medicine indiscriminately, so that you don't even know whose body is cured!

This was the first time he heard this, and he was very speechless and said: "Can you be so cruel to yourself? Who are these people? I can't compare with you!"

Yan Tingting laughed when she heard this and said: Hahaha, don't you understand this? That's because we know there will be a catastrophe, so we can't take medicine randomly!

Cao Yu naturally didn't understand what she was talking about! He was full of doubts and said: Heavenly tribulation? What is heavenly tribulation?

Zhang Haiyan certainly knew what she was talking about! Giving birth to a child is a disaster for a woman. For the sake of the child, what else do you think she can't do? So she laughed and said: Haha, I don't understand.

Really? Don't be anxious, think slowly! Calm down and think carefully, time flies by, everything is chaotic, and everything will eventually return to peace. By then, maybe you will be able to understand the greatness of our Tingting!

Cao Yu became depressed when he heard this, and said disdainfully: What the hell? Can you become great without taking medicine? Then you can't become an immortal without eating? This is all a mess!

When Zhang Haiyan heard this, she glared at him and said: What is a mess? Don't you understand now why she doesn't eat MSG? With your impetuous attitude, how can you understand that women are soft by nature and steel by mothers?

What about the artistic conception! Only when your mind is as still as water, can you feel the slight ripples caused by the falling flowers. If you are strong without desire, you can see the scenery that others turn a blind eye to. Is this what Tingting means?

Otherwise, only women understand women! You may say that she is planning for a rainy day or worrying about the future! Anyway, she is always worried and sad about things that don’t exist. For those beasts who just pick up their pants and run away,

Isn't that just a disease? But this is exactly the topic Yan Tingting wanted to bring up! Seeing that she said it, her heart surged: Yes! How could he understand what you said?

Cao Yu sat there blankly, with a blank expression on his face to show that I really didn’t understand! He was muttering secretly: Isn’t this sick? Who can say what will happen in the future?

Clear? Why should you suffer now? Torturing yourself with the unknown and making yourself anxious every day?

Zhang Haiyan sighed and said a lot: Hey, I can make you eat this, it is really amazing! It seems that I really want to invite you to be a shareholder now, don't

The money will directly occupy the dry shares!

Yan Tingting had a look of pity on her face. She looked at Cao Yu and laughed proudly and said: Haha, how can that be done? Didn't we already agree!

When Cao Yu heard that he was making money, he immediately became happy and said with a smile: Hey, is such a good thing? Count me in, too?!

Yan Tingting was annoyed when she heard this. Look, I can just hold the shares! What's yours and mine? Why are you so clear about it? Aren't all yours mine? So she rolled her eyes at him and frowned:

Look, I knew he would say that! He has to have a hand in everything. This is a matter between the two of us. What does it have to do with you?!

Cao Yu became anxious when he heard this, so he quickly said: What's the matter between you two? How can you leave me behind with such a good thing? Are you still loyal?!

Naturally, Yan Tingting refused to let him go easily! She rolled her eyes at him and said sarcastically: Do you want to become a shareholder? Well, let me ask you first, can you make any contribution to opening a restaurant?

Cao Yu immediately acted like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water, and said shamelessly and flatteringly: I don't know how to eat.

How could Yan Tingting give him such face? She immediately said with disdain: Tsk, you still have the nerve to say you can eat? People who know how to eat human tofu all the time, how can you call it good at eating? It can only be called eating, not

It’s called knowing how to eat! It’s like a baby that’s still in the oral stage. It wants to go up to everything and try to understand the situation first. It can’t even figure out what can be eaten, what should be eaten, and what’s delicious. That’s called knowing how to eat.

eat?

When she saw Cao Yu open his mouth and hesitate to speak, she immediately stopped and said: Hey, don't tell me that you can play the piano! The restaurant Haiyan is going to open is a high-end restaurant.

But they are all private rooms, not a bar! Don’t tell me that you want to bring friends to eat here. The food there is very expensive, and the friends you know don’t have the spending power, right?

Seeing that Cao Yu only had the rest of the bar and swallowed, he couldn't help but chuckle and said: Hey, if you always bring them here to eat, either you will go bankrupt or this restaurant will go bankrupt. Tell me, you can still do it.

What?

Cao Yu thought it right, but he still refused to give up. He shamelessly licked his face and said with a smile: "Then I don't want it in vain, so why not give me money?"

Yan Tingting stared at him in surprise, as if she had seen a ghost, and opened her mouth in surprise: What? It seems that I really blamed you wrongly! It turns out that you still thought that you wanted it in vain!

Only then did Cao Yu feel a little guilty. He shrugged his shoulders calmly and tried to make things right. Hey, don't, don't, don't, I wasn't kidding! How can I not give you money?

Give me money! Can’t we just give you money?!

Yan Tingting said with disdain: Tsk, where did you get the money? Show it to me and let me see?

Naturally, Cao Yu couldn't understand why she disliked her! But he knew that as long as he could make her happy, everything would be fine! So he hurriedly looked around, not forgetting to smile carefully with her on his face.

Said: Hehe, do you want money? Okay! Oh, by the way, don’t all my money belong to you? Why are you asking me for money now? Isn’t this a bit too much?

You see, financial power means sovereignty! The most humiliating thing for a boy is to give up his financial power to others! The most proud thing for a girl is that the boy she likes bows to her! Especially announcing that she has lost her autonomy in public is equivalent to

Yu declared her ownership over him! Jurisdiction! Disposal power! Such a posture of losing power and entering the pot, otherwise you would be embarrassed to cook it until the meat is cooked to pieces!

Yan Tingting couldn't help but laugh, and said deliberately: Oh, really? What we are talking about now are shares! Isn't all your money earned from my investment? From the perspective of shares, there is no

Your share!

Upon hearing this, Cao Yu immediately smiled evilly and said: Hehe, you are going too far, right? If you want to say that, then we have to make it clear! Who said I didn't pay for it in the first place? I didn't give all the money

I leave it to you! Don’t forget, that’s all my belongings!

Yan Tingting likes to talk to him about the revolutionary family history! What is Versailles? Isn't it just telling the public about your love history that you want to show off in a very disgusting way? It can be seen in her heart

He was happy, but his face was full of contempt and he said: Hey, if you didn't say it, then I would really have forgotten it!
Chapter completed!