: Going up to the gods to scare Chengren

Author: Chop wood and carry water

: Going up to the gods to scare Chengren

When Sun Xiaobo heard this, his whole face changed, and all his facial features were squeezed together for a meeting in the middle of his face. Just when he was about to speak, Cao Yu impatiently interrupted: Hey, that's all, that's all! Look at your mournful look!

Is your attitude still bad? Don’t think too much about it. My sister is just that human. She has never been friends and is very shy, so she doesn’t know how to treat you. Can you understand this?

Sun Xiaobo nodded repeatedly as if he had found a treasure and said: Of course, of course, I understand this, but she...

Cao Yu interrupted as soon as he heard this: Hey, hey, there's nothing wrong with this! Do you understand? Don't you just feel a little wronged! But what can you do? It doesn't explain anything, do you understand?!

After saying that, he pulled back the stool, stood up, glanced at everyone, and then continued: Hey, look at these brothers, everyone wants to accept the grievance on your behalf, but my sister

She just didn't agree and didn't give these people a chance at all. They all kept it for you, kid! What do you have to complain about? Do you understand?

When everyone heard this, they thought, aren't you just talking about yourself? But when they looked at the two of them again, one was a powerful person, and the other was a late-night snack god of wealth. They couldn't afford to offend either of them, so they were immediately speechless!

He thought to himself: I'm afraid this person is dissatisfied, how can he be like us! A mortal who lacks money and love, can only sneak into the atmosphere group to receive box lunches, and become the laughing stock of others...

Is it really great to be rich? Hey, don’t mention that, being rich is really great! Everyone would rather believe that Zhumen is really drunk and meaty than pay attention to whether there are still those people on the roadside.

Frozen bones, this is the reality! As a god, burping and farting will attract a lot of people to watch, and some people will rush up to smell it to see if it smells good or not, and get a little fairy spirit by the way...

This is called the benefit of a master! Panting and frowning can cause a fishy smell all over your body! Just flick your tail, and a big wave will come out to give you a lot of insights! Especially in fights, watch the master's discussion,

The two of them were quarreling, their faces were red and their necks were thick, they were panting and sweating profusely. It was so dizzying and dazzling to watch that one thought they had magical energy and could never be defeated no matter what!

The result is that I always refuse to eat my pig feed, and suddenly it "clicks". It really comes and goes quickly! Is this the legendary god-like speed? So, you want to go

If you want to be a god, you must not move your mortal mind, let alone your true energy! It is best to be motionless, silent, even burping and farting, and just sit there like a Bodhisattva!

Yes, that is the reason why gods are the same as clay bodhisattvas, because those who are motionless are truly gods! If you blink your eyes for a moment, it means you have moved your mortal heart, and if you raise your butt slightly, you want to go again.

Descend to earth! Do you think the gods really want to come down to earth? How different can gods be from us? I really don’t know this!

As a mortal, life is full of uncertainty! This can bring joy, anger, sorrow, and joy, and let people understand what is bitter and what is sweet! How bitter can bitter be, and how sweet can be? So also

I can’t imagine what could be better than becoming a god. I don’t understand why so many people still want to become a god to this day. The only explanation is that no one has ever been a god. I don’t know what that means.

OK!

Does it sound familiar? Yes, becoming an immortal is the same as dying. It always feels very mysterious and awe-inspiring! But why are everyone willing to become gods but not to die? Compared with death

, what everyone is more afraid of is being forgotten! Loneliness due to loneliness is more terrifying than death! Gods can be remembered for centuries, passed down from generation to generation, and will be enshrined in statues; if you are going to die, it will be over...

Now if I can let you go to the temple again and look at the awe-inspiring and inviolable statue of the god, how will you feel? I didn't dare to think about anything else, but one thing made me suddenly understand why.

It is said that immortals can defeat death? Because all immortals can endure loneliness! They can endure death to death! Until the gods of death are sent away one by one, they can stay there motionless...

Did you see? It’s not as easy to become a god as you think! I have to be a little careful all day long, always worried, for fear that I will fall from the clouds if I am not careful, and I have to compete with you for patience! I will kill you.

, he can be a god! If you want to be admired by others, you must first create a statue for yourself! Then you must do everything possible to maintain that sense of mystery...

Then you will find that this job is actually quite difficult! You may never be a god in this life, not only because you can't imagine the fun of being a god! More importantly, you are not as patient as a god.

They don’t have the longevity of immortals! If you can’t survive the winter, you’ll fall in love with love, so how can you survive as an immortal?…

Looking at it this way, we don’t know the benefits, but the difficulties are obvious. You have to endure loneliness and survive death! You are not an ordinary person! You have been sitting like this for thousands of years, unable to move despite the wind and rain.

This is probably the most difficult part of being a god, right? The most painful thing is the unbearable loneliness, which is not something ordinary people can endure. No wonder gods can also be moved by mortal hearts and want to come down to earth to feel the suffering of the world!

If you always want to go down to earth, you are destined not to become a god! Even if you do, you will fall to the mortal world sooner or later! You always want to stretch out your little feet from the bed, who can't see that you want to show off your skills? But

Do you know how big the difference is between the quilt and the outside? If you want to be comfortable in the quilt, don't kick the quilt all the time! Want to challenge the resurrection competition just by posing?...

Do you really think you are a god? Do you believe that you really can't shit? What's the result? It doesn't prove that you are overthinking! You are just looking for shit! Remember, according to the principle of aerodynamics, gods

Going down to earth is all a mess (pose)! That is, falling headfirst! Do you want to take the opportunity to hit the hot search? The result is that you go up to the gods and scare yourself into benevolence! You want to be a mortal, but in the end you know how difficult it is to become a god!

After being stripped clean and torn to pieces, I realized that there really is a way to die in this world other than in movies, which is called going (interesting) but never returning (regret)! This is a new world that God has never seen before

, in the play, the gods always think that they are omnipotent and have super powers. Even if they really die, they can still be resurrected! So he will live towards death without fear...

But the new world is not like this! You will realize this only after you descend to the mortal world, and it will be too late to regret! What makes the gods more enlightened is that there is another way of living in the mortal world, which is called life is worse than death.

! What’s even more sad is that before he could understand these two things, he stepped on the air and fell from heaven to the human world. This feeling is worse than death, but he can never go back to heaven. How do you think he should live?

Naturally, Cao Yu didn't want his good brother to come down to earth like this! In his opinion, it wouldn't be a big deal if he fell to pieces! But the problem is that this already involves picking up girls, and picking up girls is pointless.

Small things require a thick skin! How can you always have a dead look on your face and just say that you will die? You must say that it's okay, I'm fine with her! Do you understand?

Hurry up and put your own label on her. There are many benefits in this. What does it mean to make it come true just by saying it? You might as well think about it for yourself! Otherwise, it will be bad. You will have to publicize it everywhere.

It sounds like there is no benefit at all, and it only adds to the laughing stock! And that is not the case, at least her impression of him is not bad, you can think about it yourself!

Therefore, not all poses can show your face! It is inevitable to show your face on the road. How can you not know what you did to get down to earth? Why do you want to run out and shake off? You are embarrassed and conspicuous.

, and it will also affect others! After all, he was the one who started it, so he can’t come out and admit that it was because of his incompetence, right? Besides, he likes his brother-in-law quite a lot, and I believe her sister will also like it!

So she raised her hand and poked his chest with her finger, as if torturing him: Hey, touch your heart! Do you still have any conscience? What has my sister done to you? Why don't you hurry up?

Shut up! Why are you complaining here?!

When everyone heard this, they all took it for granted! So they nodded frequently and turned on the melon-eating mode. What kind of fight between gods? Isn't it just a basin of pearl emerald and white jade soup? Everyone covered their faces and noses, peeked at each other, and commented and commented.

I raise my thumb; I want to encourage myself, but I feel shy about speaking out; I can’t hide my joy, but I also hide my struggle; I think about myself when I see things, and it’s even more complicated! At least some people are still suffering, and some are crying!

If you look at yourself again, you don’t even have anyone to take warning from! You’ve been watching people cry when they say goodbye, which makes you feel so sad, forget about it! People are tearing your heart out, but you bow your head

At first glance, there was nothing there! Tears couldn't stop flowing down the corners of my mouth, mainly because I didn't have a partner! Money and love don't exist, I can only hope that you two will work harder!

This was the thought of everyone. Wangcai naturally didn't know it. He only felt the pain in his chest from being poked by him! He couldn't breathe "dong dong". He tried desperately to breathe, but almost suffocated! The same was true for the words.

If you are not allowed to speak, you will want to speak more, otherwise you will have to hold it back again. This is a pain worse than death! Wangcai is in this situation now, he can't breathe, but he still wants to speak...

So she put on a sad face that was even uglier than death, and said sadly: I know this! But today she is so...

Remember, you must think clearly before doing anything! Not everything in this world can be returned to you if you want! Especially when you go down to earth, do you understand?

Cao Yu was afraid that he would miss the ground and fall down, and then fall into the mud! So he immediately interrupted and said: Hey, OK, OK! How dare you say such embarrassing things? Let's not embarrass ourselves here!

Okay? Let me tell you! You have to think for the best in everything! Do you understand? Doesn’t she care about you asking for money? What does that mean? Think about it!

Of course Wangcai understands what he is talking about. Doesn’t that mean that he is one of his own? But he still wants to talk, because there is a kind of complaint in this world called showing off. He just wants you to be envious after listening to it.

I'm so ashamed that I don't need you to comfort me! But it's really not showing off, it's just a little uncertain! I need you to confirm it! So he said: What does that mean? Don't you just want to be separated from me!

Now Cao Yu is so heartbroken and so annoyed with him! No wonder he didn’t want to listen to his nagging before! In his opinion, it’s cheap and good! So when he heard it, he shook his head and said: Hey, you

Stop talking nonsense there! Can you eat for free if you earn a living? Look at this big place, all the people sitting there are strangers! If you follow your logic, then she has to pay with her life? Yes?

wrong?!

You see, this eliminates the possibility of biological separation, but if you have to say that this is shortening the distance, it seems a little uncertain! Wangcai naturally understands the truth of this, and he also knows what will happen next.

, but he still wanted to hear it with his own ears before he was reassured, so he said: Then what do you mean by this? Am I hopeless?

You see, now you should be able to know where all these idiots came from, right? This is called being infatuated without seeing the brain and being paralyzed!

When Cao Yu saw that he only cared about his wife and didn't care about his appearance, he knew that he was hopeless! Fortunately, all the brothers in this group were the same, that is, his wife was the biggest! He still wanted to have face when he wanted a wife.

Faced with a dilemma, everyone can unanimously ignore such shameless little details, thereby affirming their righteousness and still want a wife!...

Kang Zhongcheng said: Hey, doesn't this just mean that we still have hope? I think Haiyan just wants to help you save money! Do you understand?

Wangcai always felt that his comfort was not enough, so he asked again: But isn't that all her money? I can't bear to part with it either!

Everyone almost burst out laughing when they heard this, and reluctantly held it back, because they had the faith to say silently in their hearts: Hold it! You must hold it back! Don't make yourself laugh! Otherwise, you don't know where you will be reincarnated.

Went to beg for food, understand?!

Cao Yu waved his hand disdainfully and immediately corrected: Everything becomes hers? Doesn’t it all belong to the mother-in-law? Don’t forget, she still has two brothers! Do you understand? You know how to raise children?

What do you mean by a daughter with three thieves? She just wants to help you save money! Otherwise, she will definitely be more concerned about you asking for money, do you understand?

Of course Wangcai knows that he is talking nonsense! No matter how much you talk about it, if she tries her best to ask him for money, he will say that she has already fallen in love with you and is afraid that you will spend money blindly.

I want to save it for you first! But what he is confused about is: what does she mean? Her smiling face is easy to guess, but her face has been drooping all day, which is puzzling, especially since he is still the one in the game...

Wangcai felt bitter in his heart, secretly thinking that you really know how to think! But everyone had the same idea as Cao Yu, and they all thought that this matter was not a big problem! So they all got up and wanted to say hello to her. After all,

This meal was considered a treat, but she had long since disappeared. Cao Yu felt a little disappointed, so he could only shake his head helplessly, and followed the brothers...

It's almost eleven o'clock now, and many of the diners in the stalls have dispersed. They are sparse and no longer lively. Zhang Haiyan hid in the corner and watched him leave: I'll send you away, take my

miss……

I feel unbearable in my heart! Thinking back to just now, what kind of attitude did I have? Now thinking about it, I feel a little disgusted with myself. It made him, a tall man, follow Cao Cao like a pug.

Behind Yu's butt, that obedient look is so docile and docile. Just looking at it makes people want to burst out laughing! Just think about it and you can guess what he is begging for! This idiot!...
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