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Chapter 509: Sure enough, it's still that monkey

Chapter 509 Sure enough, he’s still that aggressive monkey

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 509 Sure enough, he’s still that aggressive monkey

Those who can say such things are not ordinary people! He is not simple, not as simple as she thought before! No wonder she felt bad when she heard him say where he was going just now! It turned out that

He was not a good person! What she least expected to see was about to become reality in a blink of an eye, which made her feel very disappointed and desperate! So the more she looked at him, the more unpleasant she felt!

It’s really annoying! So he immediately snorted: What? Who told you that you don’t need to wear clothes when you go to dinner? Do you still think these words are human?!

When Cao Yu heard this, he knew that she was confused by anger, but he still didn't know why! So he pretended not to care and continued to die: "Isn't it just to have a meal? Not at all."

Go to work! As for dressing so seriously? So I think it doesn’t matter whether you wear something or not!

Although Yan Tingting didn't know what she was talking about, she really heard every word he said, so she became even more angry! What did he want to do? He was still angry with me! As soon as he turned over, he gave up.

Did he come back to life? Isn't he still dead? Tang Seng is not Tang Seng's meat! How can people eat happily like this? Looking at it carefully, hey, why is there still hair? It's obviously not that

What a monkey!

The Pork Monkey is not Tang Monk, let alone Tang Monk meat! It’s old and firewood, and when you bite it, your mouth is full of hair! It pricks your mouth and stuffs your teeth, and there’s such a smell of urine that it makes people feel disgusting and uncomfortable just thinking about it.

After swallowing, I couldn't help but frown...

What? Say it again? I didn’t hear you clearly! Yan Tingting bit her lips tightly and spoke every word, with a hint of murderous intent!...

Did you see it? As his image declined, the smile slowly condensed on her face, and even the eyes looking at him were quietly changing. Although there was still a hint of something like that on the corner of her mouth,

He was smiling without a smile, but as soon as he was soaked in the drool that gradually appeared, he almost lost his ability to hold on. As his face drooped to the ground, he knew he was really angry...

He was so awe-struck that he hurriedly explained with a smile: Hey, don't misunderstand me! I mean, with your figure and your looks, do you need any additional embellishments? Any embellishments are enough.

Everything on you will become a burden! Believe it or not? In my eyes, it doesn’t matter whether you are wearing something or not! They are all beautiful, there is no big difference!

Look, he dared to use words to irritate her! Those flirtations just now sounded so harsh that it made her teeth itch unbearably, and she quickly swallowed her saliva. It is said that children are very sensitive when their teeth grow.

She drools easily! First, she is afraid that she will not be able to help but want to pounce on him and bite him. She doesn’t care whether he tastes good, has fur or not, or whether it makes people sick when he looks at it. Anyway, she just wants to grind her teeth at the moment!

Secondly, she was also afraid that if she got very angry and talked too much, she would spit even more! She would accidentally spray him in the face, and then turn around and choke herself! That would be bad! Anyway, she just wanted to pounce on him right now.

After eating him alive, the smile froze on his face, and it was quietly turning into a substantial murderous intention! His face was so cold that it was about to freeze with water, but unfortunately the skin was too thick, and the water could not seep out, so only

It can be hidden inside and drooped, making the whole face grow longer and longer...

Even the tone of his voice was stretched out, and he said word by word: What? Say it to me again?!

As she finished speaking, the atmosphere immediately became so dull that it was almost boiling. Cao Yu suddenly realized that the situation was not good and it was going to rain! So he quickly pretended to be surprised, offered a flattering look, and asked to come up to help collect the clothes.

Said: Haha, I didn’t say anything else? I just said I was going to eat! What do you think?

Look, this scene is familiar, right? It’s still the same old recipe, the same old scene! He’s still so alluring, but still so irritating! Everything seems to be back to where it started! If you don’t do something, you won’t die.

, a smile was written all over his face, but in his heart he was looking forward to his early death! It’s a pity that his death was imminent, and he didn’t even know why he died!

Isn't this the case before? Why is she so angry? Isn't it because he just knows how to play football! He just knows how to play football! Do you think it's annoying or not? Now thinking back to Wang Xiaoling's mediation just now, I feel like

She was even more angry! Originally, she wanted to forget it and stop going with him to vent her anger. It wasn't worth it! Could it be that just for a hair, her good mood of coming to have dinner was ruined? No way!

For this reason, they also dressed up specially, and it was all because the person they were going to eat was Tang Seng! In her mind, Tang Seng was not just ordinary tall, but quite tall!

That's why she had to dress up carefully and prepare to greet him with a joyful smile! As a result, she saw it all! It fulfilled the paradox again: whenever you want to be happy, remember, never forget

Don't be too happy too soon, because he will make you angry soon! But if you are feeling particularly uncomfortable, don't forget that it's not yet time! Because he will make you even more uncomfortable soon!

Anyway, he will never make you feel better, because only in that way will he feel happy! Do you think this is very irritating? Is this true? Tell me, how can he be so hated?

?It’s really hateful!

Thinking of this, she bit her lip subconsciously, and couldn't help but lick the painful area with her tongue, just to test the bite force to see how hard she would have to use to bite her.

The bite hurt him. It seems that if you want to let someone know the pain, it still takes a lot of effort, or at least some effort. Otherwise, he won't know what pain is at all!

Of course, I also wanted to give him some color by the way! In order to let him know that he is not easy to mess with, it is difficult to deal with if he pisses me off! So I just stared at him, with a smile on the corner of my mouth.

There was such a faint smile, and it was hot and cold. As time went by, it became a bit unbearable, because there was even some water stains on it, so I couldn't help but hurry up and take a breath...

That smile became even more weird! This move did not disappoint her. He immediately saw the trick, and was so frightened that he shrank into a ball. While dodging, he raised his arms and came from

Wei, that clearly means: Don't come here! I'm still young! I'm not worthy of your cruel words! Please, take away your magical powers!

Yan Tingting became even more angry when she saw him! You see, he's annoying, right? Does he think he's too thin? She makes her want to vomit when she sees him. That's because she feels tired! If she thinks he's fat, she can't open her mouth at all, and she can't even swallow.

I couldn't stand it anymore, I felt unappetized! So I didn't bother to talk to him, so I turned around and complained to Zhang Haiyan: Hey, why do you think I feel so uncomfortable when I see him? I feel nauseous and want to vomit! I feel inexplicably irritable.



Zhang Haiyan didn’t know what she was talking about at all! Let alone why she suddenly came to ask her? As for being annoying, you know it, she knew it, so she could only speculate based on common sense: Haha, some people don’t

Is that what it is like? When I think about it when I am away, I don’t know what she is thinking when I get close to Fan!

Yan Tingting knew that she had misunderstood as soon as she heard this, and quickly corrected her: Hey, I want you to help. Look at him like that, isn't he very annoying?

Can Zhang Haiyan still not understand when she hears this? What does she mean by this? Isn’t it just that she wants to issue a bid but can’t find a gun stand? How can it be done? She is a principled person and will not do it without reason.

Even if you lose your temper with someone, you can't just let her give out bids. You always have to give a reason to get angry first, right? Then he laughed again and said: Haha, no? Isn't my brother a very nice person? How can he be annoying?

?!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately gave her a big smile, and the corners of his mouth were so curled up that they almost reached the corners of his eyes!

When Yan Tingting looked at it, she almost vomited again! There is a kind of discomfort that is so disgusting that it makes you embarrassed to say it! When you were about to open your mouth to speak, you saw a fly fly in with a "kick".

The irritated reaction made you shut up quickly and swallow it alive. Then you could only stare wide-eyed, close your mouth tightly, and just shake your head, unable to say a word...

She was in such a situation now, it was so unspeakable that she couldn't even explain it to them!...

A nameless disgust arose from her heart, from her stomach upwards, making her feel sick as soon as she saw that playful smiling face! She felt like vomiting, and the joy she felt earlier in looking forward to seeing him suddenly disappeared.

For nothing! I can’t be happy anymore. Is it really better to not see each other than to see each other? The joy that took so much effort to accumulate for most of the day disappeared in the blink of an eye and disappeared without a trace...

What's left is just hatred! Thinking about yesterday again, the new sorrow brought back the old hatred! This is really the lingering anger, adding new hatred! The old and new are mixed together, so that she doesn't know where to come from.

Got up! The look in his eyes has also changed! He stood there alone, saying "hehe" sillyly, as if to say: Come on! Hit me! She doesn't understand anything, let's see how you come to them

Explanation, hey hey hey...

You mean light fire? She originally wanted to hand out bids, but handing out bids should be a very serious matter. There must be a ceremony, right?

He just giggled like that and didn't come to cooperate. How do you ask her to issue the bid? Who should the bid be sent to? He did something that should have a strong sense of ritual, but the starting gun hadn't even fired yet.

, the person lay down first! How can we continue to act like this? How can she explain it? It can only be Qiannu. His smile disappeared and he said: Humph, you just know how to giggle there, don’t think I don’t know.

!

After saying that, he turned around and complained to them: Look at him! Isn't he irritating enough?!

You see, you are so arrogant, right? Why do you need to explain your cheating life? Just retaliate! Let me see how you respond!

The two women looked at him and then at her, wondering what kind of riddle they were playing.

Wang Xiaoling looked quite embarrassed, because she had said a lot of nice things about him, and now when she asked him this question, it was clear that there was some implicit complaint! So she didn't know what to say...

Zhang Haiyan smiled and said: Hey, what are you two doing? Weren't you fine just now? I saw you two talking and laughing and fooling around, why did you suddenly start fighting again?

?

Yan Tingting was in trouble as soon as she heard that. When looking for someone to treat her illness, she had to tell them the cause of the illness, right? But the root cause of her illness could not be explained for a while, and some of it was difficult to talk about! She could only talk to the one she hated the most, so she felt bad.

:Didn’t you hear what he just said?

Zhang Haiyan became interested as soon as she heard this, and immediately smiled and said: I didn't hear that! You two are so sneaky, what did he say? I just heard him ask, where are we going?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she immediately felt disgusted and said: Yes! Ask him! Where does he think we are going?

Zhang Haiyan immediately turned around and asked Cao Yu: Haha, where do you think we are going?

Cao Yu had long expected that she was feeling uncomfortable, but he was too embarrassed to say it! So he became even more careless and pretended to be stupid: I thought you were all going to work! Then she became inexplicably anxious. I don’t know.

What is this for? That’s why I came to you two to comment!

Zhang Haiyan naturally didn't know what the hell was going on at work! So she didn't think he had offended her in some way to make her so angry! Anyway, her dislike had been going on for a long time, so she didn't take it seriously.

He smiled and comforted him and said: Haha, this is nothing. You are dressed so beautifully, but he misunderstood that you were going to work! Just explain it clearly! There is no need to be so angry!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she knew that she couldn't explain it to her! So she could only pretend to be angry and said: You have to be careful! His dog mouth can never spit out ivory! He didn't say a good word.

How disappointing! Humph!

Cao Yu sneered quickly and said: Hehe, aren't I complimenting you? You are so beautifully dressed, don't you think it would be a pity just to go to dinner?

Yan Tingting's eyes widened immediately and she said: What? How dare you say that? Don't think that I don't know what you are talking about! I ignore you because I am afraid that you will lead them both to bad things. Do you understand?

You see, this was originally a normal conversation, but her words "I'm afraid I'm going to lead you astray" immediately evoked endless associations among people!...

Zhang Haiyan's eyes lit up, and she immediately showed her curious nature. She came forward and said happily: What? What? Are there any jokes hidden at work? Please explain to me, what does this all mean?

Yan Tingting looked at her innocent look and was naturally very depressed! She thought to herself: Why do I need to know so much? Isn't it good to be as silly and innocent as she is? That would save a lot of troubles.

Ah? Is this what they say, stupid people have more joy? You can be immersed in joy all day long and enjoy the meaning of life. Such a life is really annoying!

So he scolded him angrily: I don't understand either! Ask him yourself!...

But he suddenly realized in his heart: Yes! Even I understand things, how can he still not understand? In this vast world, there are dye vats everywhere! He is just a mortal, how can he be exempt from vulgarity? Although

She didn't want to see him become a social person, but how could he become an adult if he didn't join the society? If he stayed like this all the time, he would never grow up, and that would still be annoying!

Although Zhang Haiyan has not grown up yet, she is still sensible! Seeing that he smiled and said nothing, she knew that she could not tell the truth! So she turned to Wang Xiaoling and asked: Hey, do you know? What he said

What does that mean?

Wang Xiaoling naturally didn't understand either, so she had no choice but to shake her head and said: "I don't know either! It just doesn't feel like a good thing to say!"

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately looked up to the sky and laughed and said: Hahaha, I just like to bully ignorant girls like you!

When the girls heard this, they were all angry! They immediately shouted in unison and asked: What? Say it again?
Chapter completed!
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