Chapter 585: Who will you play with the ridiculous tune?

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 585: Who will you play with the ridiculous tune?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she shouted to her proudly: Mom, look, what I said is right, right? He doesn't care at all! Dancing is to enhance the expressiveness of music. In order to impress you, it should show the music as intuitively as possible.

Come out, do you understand?

When Chen Ruoshui heard this, he immediately denied it and said: "You want to impress me? Then why don't I feel anything?"

When Yan Tingting heard this, she ridiculed: Weren't you still commenting on it just now? This is called being impressed! Just like buying something, picking means wanting. You can't deny this, right? Otherwise, why would you go with him?

What about theory? Right? The same goes for music. If you don’t have any reaction after watching it, it can only mean two things, either you are old or the music is outdated!

Chen Ruoshui knew that what she said was right, otherwise why would she be so warm-hearted and hot-tempered? She secretly sighed that maybe it was because she had been alone for a long time, her personality had become introverted and peaceful, she always acted politely when meeting people, and she was no longer like before.

, just like Lao Yan, always wanting to fool around with my daughter! Is this a sign of getting old? Even she herself doesn’t know...

Yan Tingting saw that she was silent, so she turned around to deal with Cao Yu and said: Hey, Cao Yu, am I right?

As soon as Cao Yu heard this, he hurriedly answered: Yes! Auntie, I think she is right! He just felt that the music was here, so he had to express his respect for it with every move! This action, you

Look, coupled with the sound of "ouch", the tense body and mind immediately relaxed, is that right?

Yan Tingting was immediately amused by him, and hurriedly said: What? Is this how you understand him? What's wrong with it? Why do you have to shake and shake to express respect? Are you making a mistake?

?Really annoying!

Cao Yu was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then murmured: I mean, do you feel that your whole body is smooth at this moment?...

You see, he has a deep understanding of music, right? After such an explanation, everyone was relieved! Moreover, it was said to Yan Tingting's heart in a mysterious way, which made her roll her eyes and immediately complained: Oh, you...

Man! I really don’t know what you are thinking about in your little head all day long. It’s hard to figure out!

Cao Yu pretended to be confused and said: What's wrong? Is there something wrong with me?

Yan Tingting immediately stared at him with the look of "Come on, I know what you want to say!" and said bitterly: What does it mean to show respect? You have to do that action! Do you know what it means? Just

You are talking nonsense here! You are also showing respect! Come on, just don’t talk nonsense if you don’t understand! Okay?

Cao Yuxin said: What's the matter? It seems that you have other ideas? Apart from being a gangster, does that gesture have any other meaning?

So he pretended to be innocent and said: I don't know! Isn't dancing just to look good? Does it still make sense if I try to be cool by the way?

Yan Tingting immediately affirmed upon hearing this: Of course, every action has its own specific meaning, I know this better than you!

When Cao Yu heard this, he quickly flattered him and said: Haha, of course! You are a professional at dancing! You must know better than me!

Faced with such an obvious compliment, Yan Tingting naturally would not pay attention to him! She just said lightly: Hey, let me ask you, do you know why they all like to dress up like this? Is it just for the sake of getting married?

Does it look good?

You see, this casual comment made Cao Yu grasp the key point! So he stopped beating around the bush and said directly: Are you talking about those pants? In order to highlight the key point, it has to be nailed with a row of nails. It doesn’t work.

The shiny thing that doesn’t work?

Yan Tingting also didn't expect that he would be so direct this time. He hit the nail on the head without any hesitation. She was also surprised and said: Hey, why are you smart again this time? Do you know I'm talking about pants?

How could Cao Yu tell her? I'm just waiting for you to ask! So he said calmly: Haha, because I really know this time! Who of us doesn't want to be a hero? Defend the earth and save all mankind! That is our dream

, do you think that’s right?

Yan Tingting's eyes were blurred as soon as she heard this. She looked at him with admiration and said: What? To protect the earth and save all mankind? Then you need to dress like this?

Cao Yu nodded and said: Yes! Foreigners like us, they also like to worship heroes! It’s just that the objects are different. What we like is the Supreme Treasure, and what they want is superhuman beings! Haven’t you seen those superhumans? They are all dressed like this.

, wearing underwear outside, looks like a super human, mighty and majestic, Dora!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she almost spit it out. She hurriedly drooled and wondered: What? Do you think he is also pretending to be Superman?

Cao Yu nodded and said seriously: Yes! Didn't you see what he was wearing? There were two bright bullet bags slung on his shoulders. That was the costume of a god who was preparing to fight with others! This time he had nails on his pants.

A few nails are not an exaggeration!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she exclaimed: What? Isn’t this an exaggeration? Then what is an exaggeration?

Cao Yu said disdainfully: I remember he also wore underwear outside! Just like Superman, there must be a reason for wearing underwear over long johns! If you don't wear it like this, who will know that you are the one who is here to save the earth when you walk on the street?

A great hero? You must be different from ordinary people in terms of clothing, so that you can be eye-catching! Look at Arthur, once he puts on the uniform, he looks so cool on the street! All the bad guys run away!

Yan Tingting immediately giggled and nodded quickly: Well, yes, yes! It's quite cool if you wear it like that! If you wear long johns and underwear, others will probably have to walk around when they see you!

When Chen Ruoshui heard this, she almost stopped spraying, and quickly stopped and said: Oh, that's enough! You are becoming more and more outrageous the more you talk, can you say something serious? It's so annoying to listen to it!

Yan Tingting was now trying to popularize science for them, so she immediately said coquettishly: Oh, Mom, everything I said is serious! If you don’t believe it, just keep listening! You’ll understand after listening to it!

When Chen Ruoshui heard this, she could only shut her mouth and said in her heart: Let me see what you are going to say!

Yan Tingting saw that Cao Yu was looking at her with a half-smile, so she said with an indifferent expression: If I want to explain the ins and outs of this whole thing clearly to you two, then I will start with the cultural differences between us and the West.

!

When Cao Yu heard this, he grinned and said: Hey, you can really speak! I just talked about how we must defend the earth and save all mankind now! It's better for you to start talking to me about culture. This is about ancient and modern times, China and foreign countries, spanning several countries.

Thousands of years?!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she yelled: Fuck you! It’s not that far, I just don’t mention culture, I’m afraid I won’t be able to explain it clearly!

Cao Yu immediately understood and said: Well, I understand, you are a cultural person! If you don’t involve culture, then you will become a businessman who only knows how to talk nonsense! Right? Okay, you say it!

Yan Tingting glared at him bitterly again, and then continued: You know how to swear, right? How do we do it? Do we have to swear to God at every turn? If you betray me, then let God strike five thunders.

I'll blow you to death! Right?

I saw Cao Yu just looking at her blankly, without saying a word! He didn't even have an expression, which was very unpleasant! So he couldn't help but ask: Hey, I'm asking you! Is that right?

?Give me a word! Cooperate and don’t just stand there in a daze!

Cao Yu then said faintly: If you don't always think about hitting me with thunder from the sky, then I will reluctantly cooperate with you!

Yan Tingting was not happy when she heard this, and immediately complained: I'm just making an analogy! Why should you take it seriously?

Cao Yu looked at the flash of murderous intent in her eyes and said seriously: Are you making an analogy? It doesn't look like it to me either!

When Yan Tingting heard this, she quickly put away her murderous intention and comforted him: Haha, in fact, we all know in our hearts, how can there be any thunder? That thing is just talking about it, and then it will not be counted anymore, who will?

Take it seriously, right? So, who is not Todoroki? Don’t be so stingy!

But Cao Yu was still worried and said: You said this, and you did it in front of your uncle and aunt, but I didn’t say anything!

Yan Tingting immediately became angry when she heard this, and said angrily: Hey, do you want to regret it now? That's fine! Just pretend that I didn't say anything, get out!

When Yan Zhendong heard this, he hurriedly came to smooth things over and said: Hey, you're kidding, you're kidding! Xiao Cao, don't take it seriously! Tingting is a girl with a bad temper and has been pampered since she was a child. Please bear with it! For my sake,

Don't argue with her!

Chen Ruoshui also quickly complained: "That's right! Look, she's been used to it, it's getting more and more outrageous! It's all your fault!"

Yan Tingting gave up as soon as she heard this, and immediately said: Hey, why are you two talking about me? Not talking about him either!

Chen Ruoshui complained: What's wrong with me? You always bully me, why should I talk to him?

Yan Tingting immediately pointed at him and shouted: Hey, look at him! He always makes a bad face to me, don’t you know I’m kidding?

When Cao Yu heard this, he couldn't hold back any longer. He grinned and said, "Hey, you are joking. Why don't you know that I am also teasing you on purpose?"

Yan Tingting immediately grabbed the towel on the table and pretended to throw it in his face: Haha, do you admit it now? You did it on purpose!

Cao Yu was also startled by her crazy move and hurriedly reached out to pick it up, only to catch the air. Then he immediately showed a wicked smile after succeeding, which made people even more angry when he saw it!

So he yelled again: Mom, look at him! He always makes me angry, how annoying!

The couple looked at it and felt relieved. Chen Ruoshui complained: Oh, you are allowed to joke with others, but you are not allowed to talk about you? How can this be possible? Xiaoyu, don't be angry! I'll talk to her later.

, pay attention next time!

Cao Yu hurriedly smiled and said: Hey, no need! Auntie, I think she is very good like this, she is very frank!

After hearing this, Yan Tingting felt so beautiful in her heart! But she said angrily: Tsk, so you always come to make me angry? You just like to see me angry, right?

Yan Zhendong hurriedly said: Although everyone knows that you two are joking, don't do this again if you can! Too much will hurt your feelings!

Chen Ruoshui then complained: Especially you! Don't always joke about swearing, it makes people feel disgusted just by looking at it! Do you hear me?!

Yan Tingting just wanted to argue: It's all his fault! He came to tease me on purpose. I wasn't like this before. If you don't believe me, ask him!

But then he thought about it, and he immediately said cheerfully: Hey, when it comes to talking about how to deal with people, that is our unique skill! Do you know?

When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed and said: Haha, are you talking about the method of spiritual victory? I have never won a fight, and I have never lost a scolding battle! Just talk for fun! Right?

Yan Tingting was delighted when she heard it: Hahaha, yes, yes! That’s what it means!

Cao Yu immediately put on a grasshopper face and said: We are not the only ones who have this, the foreigners are the same! Don’t they also swear in the name of God? What’s the difference between them and us?

Yan Tingting hurriedly said: The difference is whether you believe it or not! Then we will see how you implement it, do you understand?

Cao Yu became interested as soon as he heard this, and quickly said: What should I say? Hurry up!

Seeing that he was anxious, Yan Tingting immediately deliberately slowed down her speech and said quietly: Hey, you want to say that he believes it? But we never use it in court, because we know that it is useless, and only foreigners are stupid enough to use it.

Swear on the Bible! Are you going to say that we don’t believe it? But even children know that they have to swear to God when something happens, and the sky will strike them with thunder and lightning at every turn. Why is this?

When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed and said: Then you still don't believe it! Even a child knows that there will never be a thunderbolt, so he dares to swear by it, right?
To be continued...