Chapter 610 What’s so good about him?

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 610 What’s so good about him?

Have you seen it? Girls are all two-faced! When she sees you looking at beautiful women, she will be very angry! But she will also laugh at you for why you don’t marry an ugly guy...

Naturally, Cao Yu could understand what she was thinking! So he quickly confessed: Because it is simply unsavory! You can ask me to admit that the pig is indeed beautiful and cute!

But if you want me to marry Bajie, I absolutely can't because I can't keep my mouth shut!

Yan Tingting laughed when she heard this and continued teasing: What am I? Do you think it is poor? Or do you think it is ugly?

You see, this is another important proposition! Cao Yu said he was helpless and had to tell the truth: You have to let people have the same idea, right? Even sheep know to find someone with big horns, why do you have to let me fall in love with you?

An old, poor, ugly guy? I guess no one can do the kind of thing you said, right? Because it is simply not something a normal person can do! Are you right?

When the girls heard this, they almost fell under the table without laughing. They all lay down on the table, stamped their feet and patted the table. They finally took a breath. Yan Tingting sighed and said: Ouch, you are laughing so hard.

It hurts! What a beautiful thought you have! You want to marry Zhu Bajie, don’t be so shameless! Ouch, it’s funny just thinking about it, hahaha...

Cao Yu also smiled evilly and said: Yes! The ideas are all very good, but the body is very real! If you don't want it, you can say how beautiful it is, say it is a flower, even if it is

It’s useless if there’s so much hype! Don’t you think so?

Yan Tingting was lying on the table, unable to straighten up for a while, but she just raised her head and said: What do you want to say? Does this mean you are sincere and don't deceive me?

Cao Yu said slyly: "I want to say that this person's ideas are very advanced. I want this and I want that. It's the same as being particular. Once it rises to the level of thought, it will be endless! In his eyes

There's no one left, it's all air!

Yan Tingting smiled and said: What do you mean? Do you mean that at the ideological level, everyone is the same arrogant and arrogant?

Cao Yu nodded: Yes! Otherwise, why is the air in the sky so fresh? How can you compare with others if you are down to earth?

Yan Tingting was not happy when she heard this: Why can't we compare with down-to-earth people? Everyone is competing to see who is more practical!

Cao Yu said disdainfully: "Like us? Everyone is standing on the ground, so how can we compete? Everyone knows how tall you are, and who doesn't know who you are? The difference is only one or two meters!"

How far can it go?

Yan Tingting was delighted when she heard this: Hey, what do you mean, do you mean that everyone has to go to the sky to compete?

Cao Yu nodded and said: Yes! Haven't you heard that the sky is as big as the heart is high? If everyone can go to the sky, the distance will be immediately opened! Then you will know the difference between this person and another person.

How far can time differ? As the saying goes, people are floating in the sky and have different ideas! Because everyone's vision is completely different from before, and the pattern is also opening up! Ah, the vast world, let me be free...

When Wang Xiaoling heard this, she thought it was funny! So she laughed and said: Hey, no wonder people nowadays like to go to heaven so much! She always asks people, do you want to go to heaven? When I ask you to say this,

Then I understand! It turns out that this is all because the air in the sky is fresh, which makes people feel refreshed! Therefore, the minds of the gods are very active, and each has their own opinions, which makes people feel fresh!

Cao Yu nodded and said: Yes! The vision of those gods is an alternative space that you can't imagine at all. It's so big! It's completely different from ours, which is a far cry from the other worlds!

As soon as Zhang Haiyan saw his miraculous appearance, she began to worry, and quickly asked: What should we do if people like us can never go to heaven?

When Cao Yu heard this, he said with disdain: If you can't make progress, how can your ideas not make progress? Don't be afraid, the pattern must be opened up! Just think about it, be bolder!

When Zhang Haiyan heard this, she said with a bitter face: Oh, no, no! I am born with a stupid brain, and what I fear most is that you always make me think! Just thinking about it makes my head hurt, and I dare not think!

When Cao Yu heard this, he said slyly: Hey, you are a cute person! You don’t like to use your brain, so you just wait for others to make arrangements! This is really the cutest person in the world, I like it!

Wang Xiaoling laughed again when she heard this and hurriedly said: Hey, what are you talking about? You mean she is easy to fool, right? Just waiting for you to lie to her? It really ruins your outlook! I asked you to say that, now let me hear it

Thinking about this word, you will immediately feel like you are going to get addicted!

Cao Yu nodded as soon as he heard this and said: Yes! Thinking about words is very advanced! Can you just think about it?

Yan Tingting rolled her eyes when she heard this and said: What's wrong? Now it's no longer enough to even make people think about it? Is it still illegal?

Cao Yu said disdainfully: Didn't you listen? Thinking about it makes people happy! That's why you always say, I want this, I want that! You didn't realize that when you said this,

From the moment I wrote the word, I got high! As soon as we heard it, we immediately felt like our heads were getting big. Oh my god! How dare you even think about this? It felt like we were about to be raped by you again.

It’s a senior one!

When Zhang Haiyan heard this, she was so amused that she laughed again! She quickly asked: Hey, what do you mean? Why is it so advanced?

Wang Xiaoling also laughed and said: What he meant was that he felt like he was going to be taken to the sky by you again, so he regarded it as advanced!

Zhang Haiyan said cheerfully: Oh, so you understand it this way! If you can go to heaven, you are really a senior person! No wonder so many people are always willing to think about it! Once you think about it, you can go to heaven. From then on, you can see

Everything feels so fresh! Just thinking about it makes me so beautiful, I feel like I am really high-end! So I feel very happy, don’t you think so? Isn’t this the feeling?

When everyone heard this, they all laughed again. Yan Tingting quickly stopped and said: Oh, that's it! It's okay, let's not just think about it here! We'll come up with other troublesome things later.

, I also distorted the idea of ​​​​words. After people listen to it, they will misunderstand us and think that we are all crazy! That is terrible, hahaha...

After hearing this, Zhang Haiyan quickly retracted her mind that had already gone to heaven, and then fell to the ground and started thinking. It always felt a bit inexplicable and unreal! So she asked again: What's wrong? What are you guys doing? Why can't I listen to every word?

I don’t understand! Hey, by the way, Tingting, what did you say about him just now? Why did you get so angry when he asked me if he could do it?

When Yan Tingting thought about just now, she felt angry again! People are like this, they always can't remember the kindness others have done to her, they only know how to hold grudges! So she immediately put on a look of disgust and said in a cold voice: He was just like that

I want to ask you, how was his performance in the last show? Was it good? Do you understand?

Zhang Haiyan nodded quickly and said: I know! What's wrong?

Yan Tingting saw the innocence on her face, so she had to translate it into vernacular for her: Why don't you understand? He just wanted to hear your compliment. He performed very well! Very well! It's really special.

Okay! Do you understand? Just pick one of these sentences for him and deal with it, do you understand?

You see, what she said is straightforward, right? When Zhang Haiyan heard this, she quickly nodded like a chicken pecking at rice and said: Oh, then I understand! But let's be honest, his performance is indeed good! It's really good.

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When Cao Yu heard this, he laughed awkwardly, hahaha, his face was filled with an unspeakable smile, which almost drove people crazy! It's a pity that his hair is short, it's really nothing

But go and catch him! He has seen a lot, and his brain is still good enough, but his expression management has not been able to keep up for a while. This is very distressing! It is really distressing! ...

As soon as Zhang Haiyan saw his painful look, she immediately felt guilty! She quickly stared at him, her attitude became extremely serious, and reiterated: Hey, what's wrong with you? Everything I said is true, you performed very well!

Really, don’t suffer anymore! I promise God, all these things I said are true! I lied to you like a puppy! Really, that’s what I think, and I think you are great! What? You still don’t believe it?

Cao Yu laughed even more when he heard this. He didn't hate Yan Tingting because he knew she was just like that. It was natural! Who made him like this? It just reminds me of MJ's God of War look. Trust me, it's natural.

Eternal life! If you don’t believe it, come and try, my sincerity, my love! Give me a chance to show it all to you! As soon as he thought of this, he couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

Already...

It didn't matter that he smiled. Yan Tingting and Wang Xiaoling also laughed together. Yan Tingting should know a little bit about the reason. What on earth was he laughing at? But Wang Xiaoling had no idea.

I was simply moved by Zhang Haiyan's superb acting skills, and she burst into laughter, hahaha...

Unexpectedly, their laughter annoyed Zhang Haiyan. She immediately drooped her face and questioned: Hey, what are you all laughing at? I'm telling you the truth! He is really good! Stop smiling like that.

Alright! Okay? Are you stupid? You guys!

As he said that, he laughed with them both! Laughter is like a virus, whether you know why or not, it is easily infected...

When Cao Yu heard this, he quickly laughed and said: Oh, no, no! I'm not laughing at you! I'm just a little curious, why didn't you say it was a thunderbolt? You had to pretend to be a puppy?

When Yan Tingting heard this, she realized that this was the joke! So her laughter became even more wild, and she almost lost her voice! But Wang Xiaoling simply thought that the act of pretending to be a puppy was very funny! So she just laughed.

The flowers were trembling, and I couldn’t stop laughing! Only Zhang Haiyan was still confused and didn’t understand where everyone was laughing, so she became even more curious: What are you all laughing at?

Wang Xiaoling laughed and said: We are laughing at why you like to pretend to be a puppy so much? Oh, this is really funny!

Zhang Haiyan said seriously as soon as she heard it: Hey, I just like it! Why do you have to be struck by lightning? Can't you just pretend to be a puppy? What's so funny about this?

Cao Yu was also gasping for breath at this moment. After hearing what she said, he quickly stopped laughing and only gasped: "Okay! Of course! As long as you are willing, you can pretend to be anything you want!"

Of course you can pretend to be a puppy! We don’t have any objections! It’s just that everyone thinks that five thunderbolts from the sky are more in line with our national conditions? That way of death may be more perfect! Do you think it’s right?

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The two women nodded desperately. Yan Tingting laughed and gasped: Yes, yes! You are going to die anyway, and that way of death may be more in line with our cultural traditions!

Zhang Haiyan's face collapsed as soon as she heard this, and she cried: But I don't want to be struck by lightning! That would make her die very ugly! Wuwuwu...

Have you seen it? Do you think she is exquisite? She is so beautiful that she would die!...

Cao Yu immediately answered in a bad way: Is the puppy good-looking? Isn’t it also ugly?

Zhang Haiyan couldn't think of the idea of ​​​​differentiating opinions for a moment, and just argued: At least it is cute, right? I think it is quite cute anyway!

When Cao Yu heard this, he hurriedly said: OK, OK! If you say it looks good, then it looks good! If you say it’s cute, then it’s cute! That’s all right now!

Although Zhang Haiyan has suffered a lot and has always been bullied by others, she has never been wronged like today! Being suspected and laughed at by others, he is her brother! She still always wants to go

She helps him, but what she gets in return is his indifferent ridicule! Do you understand the grievance? Suffering means that she grew up in a bad environment, and those who bully her are also bad people! Grief means not being understood by her relatives!

You give love, but you don’t get anything in return! So you feel aggrieved. Do you know what it means to feel uncomfortable? It means that you feel uncomfortable and you can’t tell others! That kind of unspeakable pain is called

It was uncomfortable! So she could only say: What's wrong with you? Now you can't even hear the truth? I really think he is great! That's what I thought, and I said it, what's wrong?

What everyone was laughing at was actually that with the foreshadowing just now, no one would believe what she said now. They all thought she was acting! That's why Cao Yu laughed at her mercilessly,

Because he simply would not believe that what she said was all the truth! It came from the sincerity and from the heart! Do you think this person's thoughts are terrible? Once he is educated, he will...

Yan Tingting was also afraid that the joke would go too far and it would really hurt her later! So she didn’t care whether she believed it or not, and hurriedly interjected: Hey, no! We are just curious, what do you think is so great about him? Say it and let him

Shall we listen too?

Zhang Haiyan was laughed at by everyone. For a moment, her brain was short-circuited and she couldn't think of anything, so she quickly explained: I can't tell you the specific details at the moment. Anyway, I just think he is great! What's wrong?

Wang Xiaoling smiled heartlessly and said: Look, she can't tell, right? She still thinks he's great! Isn't this funny?

Zhang Haiyan was so upset by her that she couldn't remember what was so good about him for a moment! So she had to turn around and ask Yan Tingting: Hey, what do you think is so good about him? Why?

Just like him so much!

Hey, you see, this question really stopped her again! She was speechless for a moment, and she couldn't even answer...

Yes, what's so good about him? As long as you don't see him, you'll immediately want to die! But as soon as you see him, you'll immediately be annoyed to death. It's really annoying.

We can't let him die right now! It's you who wants you, and you also hate him, so I wish you could die soon so that I don't have to worry about you here! Is this what it means to say that only eternal death can make people feel better?

We can't let go and we can't forget. Only through death can we all be able to put things to rest and recall his good deeds again...
Chapter completed!