Author: Chop wood and carry water

(I have to cry twice before continuing. I know it’s not easy for everyone right now, and I probably don’t have the heart to read this book. But life still has to go on, right? So I will still write the book. I hope everyone

Can you give me some good advice! I also wish everyone can get through the current difficulties. I believe everything will get better slowly... Please spread the word more!)

As soon as Yang Xiaowei saw it, he knew how he got the word "beautiful" we mentioned before! The boys don't know why, but they all like to show off their toughness in front of girls! They always have the illusion that brutality is mistaken for being manly.

!And most girls like to laugh, especially when she thinks you are childish, she will be overflowing with maternal instincts and giggle non-stop...

Children usually interpret their mother's kind ridicule as encouragement, so that they will work harder when playing tricks! She smiles so beautifully, with crimson cheeks, shallow dimples, and a refreshing sweet fragrance.

Anyone would be fascinated! You always think that it is your good luck to find a girl who can smile like this! But in the end you will find that those girls who love to laugh are not fuel-efficient lamps!

In our place, most of the time, pleasure comes from the feeling of having sex for free! The bag you are carrying costs 20,000, and the bag I am carrying is only 20, which may make me feel very uncomfortable! But I have to put the words in this bag

If you add the word "medicine" to the end, the situation will be different, and it will most likely help you regain that feeling of pleasure! Your pack of medicine costs 20,000, and my pack of medicine is only 20, who of us will feel better?

Not necessarily!

I always feel that someone here must be seriously ill! Spending money is very uncomfortable in the first place! Especially when you have to spend money to read a book, even a fool knows that it is not worth it! It is not like taking drugs to make you stronger.

, makes you happy, and can cure all your problems! If you can get a wife at any time like taking drugs, wouldn't it be great? If you can do it without spending money...

Are you already feeling excited after seeing this? It’s like dreaming! No, it’s like reading a book! So, what kind of books everyone likes to read now has already appeared on the page! Everything that can

If it brings you a feeling of pleasure, it is called a good book! The only requirement everyone has for a book is that it should make people feel happy! Everyone wants to look for a paradise in books, but in fact they all hope to have free sex!

Becoming strong is effortless, marrying a wife is free of charge, except for dreams, it can only be found in books! If this book does not cost money, wouldn't it be very cool? Is this called free prostitution? Paying money to read a book, then it is definitely not

It’s worth it! Because dreaming is free, why does your book about dreams cost money? Right? Only medical treatment costs money! That’s what everyone thinks from the bottom of their hearts...

And people who take medicine that costs 20,000 yuan don’t seem to be in the mood to look down on those who take medicine that only costs 20 yuan! People who take medicine that costs 20 yuan don’t seem to envy those who take medicine that costs 20,000 yuan! You see

, no matter how expensive the medicine is, it can't build a chain of contempt between each other. No one will jump out and show off: Look, I take more than 20,000 yuan per meal of light medicine. Isn't it amazing? No one seems to know this.

To envy him...

Because taking drugs is not worth showing off, otherwise you will only get ridiculed by everyone! Although a smile is free, it is worth showing off! Everyone is also happy to pay for a smile, which is commonly known as buying a smile! If someone buys it, someone will laugh, so everyone

When we don’t know whether the other person is sick, we usually look at each other silently and then give each other a sweet smile to prove that there is nothing wrong with me!…

By the way, you should also observe, is the other person also smiling? Is the smile natural enough? Use this to judge whether he is sick! Because no one is embarrassed to ask someone when they meet, hey, are you sick?

Sick? Right? So, we can only observe. Generally, sick people don’t like to smile. Even if they do smile, it must be very unnatural!…

If you are sick and can still smile! Then I would like to congratulate you first, because at least it means that your heart is still very healthy! At the same time, I also want to bless you here, because your smile,

It will definitely get everyone’s blessings, including God, who will wish you a speedy recovery! Of course, this cannot be regarded as a truth, it can only be regarded as a good wish...

I here sincerely hope that everyone can survive the current difficulties and that life can get better day by day! No matter what you go through, you must remember and keep smiling! Because no one likes to see you crying all day long.

A face, in a sea of ​​people, the years are also rushing, we can only move forward! With your smile, even if there are tears on the face, we still have to move forward, move forward!...

Face life with a smile, face difficulties with a smile, swallow all the dissatisfaction with the wine, and silently recite blessings to yourself in the bottom of your heart: Come on, you can do it! Even if you can’t do it, you have to do it.

!……

Do these words sound funny? Do you think they are funny? If they are funny, just smile more! If they are funny, just laugh hard!

Most girls like to laugh. They want to laugh at everything they see. They laugh easily when someone teases them, and they giggle non-stop! They can make you laugh out of your soul, and you thought she was interested in you! So,

He starts to act silly again, just to make her smile! You see, one is smiling, the other is silly, and the two parties have formed a positive interaction, making others envious, and they both feel beautiful!

But what if the person who made you happy was a bad old man? I wonder if you could still laugh at that time? Or you would still yell in annoyance, why is it you? You are a bad old man, very bad! That kind of free prostitution

The comfort it brought has disappeared! All that's left is disgust! Damn it! You stinking hooligan! Oh, it's so disgusting, what the hell!

Why don't you say it was a free prostitute now? If you can still be beautiful there, then I'm going to ask: Hehe, you prostituted a bad old man for free, what's so beautiful about that?

Writing a book is like begging for food, and taking medicine is like being sick. Do you think the world is crazy?!...

So before they realized it, they just hid aside, screaming and giggling hard! They just watched a group of hornless and brainless boys rushing around, and everyone was having fun.

There is an inexplicable excitement in my heart! The most beautiful thing is when both sexes are happy and everyone is happy! If you are just there to entertain yourself and you still feel that you are beautiful, then you are stinking beautiful!

If you see this kind of chaotic scene, you will immediately realize that this is an opportunity, and that is shameless! It is the same as those people who always think that when someone smiles at you, they are attracted to you.

You're shameless! If you don't believe me, let's ask, who would fall in love with those stupid boys who just rush around? People just think you are funny, and you are just being sentimental, so who is to blame?

Yang Xiaowei was like this now. When he saw the chaotic scene in front of him, he knew that his opportunity had come! So he rushed over, raised his arms, and roared: Hey, what are you doing here? Bullying.

Is it a girl?

When everyone looked at him, they didn't know where he was. He was a stinky gangster who came out of nowhere. They were all shocked by him! The scene suddenly became quiet, and no one dared to breathe again, let alone breathe.

He moved, but he didn’t dare to move at all! He just stared at him blankly, not daring to move!

Look, can you see the difference between this person now? Some people just want to watch the excitement, and some people just want to express it! But it is the same expression, and everyone expresses it differently.

! Some people can only show their incompetence and their incompetence! And some people just enjoy themselves there, not knowing that they are not showing off at all, but adding food to others!

And Yang Xiaowei understood at a glance that this was not a dish! So he shouted loudly: Why are you all crowding there? Don’t you know you have to follow the command? Stop talking now! Listen to me quietly!

Hey, what about you? Are you still squeezing in there? Have I given you any shame? Listen, stop squeezing everyone! Everyone, listen to the instructions of these two junior sisters and wait here quietly for a while!

You see, maybe everyone has grown up being scolded by the teacher, so they like to be scolded! They are not used to listening to others' explanations at all! Now that they are being scolded like this by him, they are all obedient. They were so wild just now.

, has disappeared without a trace, they all stood there waiting honestly...

Yang Xiaowei immediately felt proud and looked at the two beauties with a smile. What he meant was: Look, am I awesome?

The two beauties also smiled gratefully at him, and without thinking of talking, Zhang Jing directly ordered the senior brother next to him: Hey, Chairman, you hurry up and organize it in the classroom, so that after everyone has finished reading, they will start from

Go out through the door over there and don’t come back here again! This will save everyone from fighting in and out...

The eldest brother glanced at him coldly. The look in his eyes couldn't be said to be resentful or melancholy, but he just didn't feel like a threat! They probably didn't like the gangster either! So they agreed readily: Okay! Then you can

If we keep an eye on it here, there shouldn’t be any big problems now! I’ll go over there and have a look. It’s probably going to be chaotic when the show is over, and there won’t be anyone to direct it!

Look, he said such beautiful words, and even ran away with such grace! As if he was a hero about to die, he adjusted the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and looked at it coldly.

Yang Xiaowei glanced at him and then reluctantly turned away! Fortunately, everyone didn't have time to watch his performance now. They were all busy maintaining order, and no one would notice his chic moves...

A video of a song is not very long, so I added some highlights from their other MVs. It only lasts about thirty minutes in total. It was almost coming to an end just now, and now people are starting to ask for it one after another.

As we walked outside, the team here began to slowly move forward, and we could see people starting to walk inside...

At this time, Yang Xiaowei had already unnoticed the two of them and helped to maintain order: Hey, everyone, please don't crowd! Come on, come on, line up, four people in a row, everyone can see

Come on, don’t worry! Please line up to enter...

At this time, some students who had finished reading were walking towards me. Although there were two doors, the corridors were all open. Do you understand?

So some students in line asked the people coming towards them: Hey, how are you doing?

The kid who read it first immediately had the right to pout: Oh, that’s it! Just so-so! Not good!

Can you understand this, right? Those two pig feet are all men, they don’t look very good, and their dancing was completely beyond everyone’s understanding at the time! It’s like eating lotus flowers for the first time, the taste is amazing

How is it? It's definitely not delicious! Just like this book, it's definitely not good-looking! But once you hear that it can cure your disease, your feeling will be completely different immediately.

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Everyone didn’t know that he was showing off? It was really not that good! So everyone became more calm and lined up doubtfully, but they still wanted to see! Even if you are just looking at the air, as long as someone takes the lead to go there

Looking up from the sky, there will definitely be a lot of people looking up after him! After watching it, he is dissatisfied and complains, that is also his right! Isn't it? If you don't believe it, just go watch football...

There are always people who are happy, and there are bound to be people who are dissatisfied! It’s hard to agree with everyone, it’s God’s will! At this time, everyone began to consciously abide by the rules, lined up, and waited silently to enter the venue! Yang Xiaowei and the others also

There isn't much to do, I just watch quietly...

With her free time, she became interested in chatting again. Zhang Jing looked at Yang Xiaowei's sweaty look and couldn't help but said: Hey, it was thanks to you being here just now! Thank you!

Naturally, Yang Xiaowei had already expected such an incident, so he also used the lines he had prepared and said:

Oh, it’s okay! Why are you so polite to me? Isn’t that what it should be?!

As soon as Shen Jun heard this, he playfully interjected: Haha, it should be! But we also want to thank you! Isn't that also what we should do!

Upon hearing this, Zhang Jing hurriedly said politely: That's right, that's right! You have indeed done us a big favor! We will treat you to dinner later!

Yang Xiaowei lost his composure upon hearing this, his eyes gleamed, and he said slyly: Hey, I love hearing this! When will that happen?

When Zhang Jing heard this, why was this person so stupid? He didn't even know how to be polite, so he just followed the rules?! So he had to vaguely say: Let's find another time later! Today is really too busy!

Of course, Yang Xiaowei knew that she was trying to push the envelope! But he couldn't resist his shamelessness! Hearing the bursts of music and noise coming from the classroom, he rolled his eyes and hurriedly came forward, shamelessly.

Hua Zhaohua said: Hey, have you both watched this video? How do you feel?

When Jun Shen heard this, he was disgusted and said: Oh, you are still talking about it! That Cao Yu man of yours is really annoying! He comes at the time he says, without any advance notice! By the time he comes, the scene has already happened

It was like this now. We were afraid that something would happen if we turned back, so we all ran out quickly without even bothering to watch!

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he seemed a little regretful and said: Oh, that's right! Then why didn't he follow you out? This shouldn't be the case!

Neither of the two girls knew that he was showing off his high level of consciousness! He was much stronger than that guy Cao Yu!

When Zhang Jing heard this, she said angrily: Who knows! He was busy tinkering with the video recorder at that time! I don’t know where he went after that!

She just felt that Cao Yu was embarrassed to go out with them because Yan Tingting was around, so she was very angry! What she didn't know was that Cao Yu didn't think about it at all! What he was focusing on now was everyone's reaction to

How could anyone think of helping them maintain order in response to this video?

This is the sorrow that a girl experiences when she is in unrequited love. She always struggles with whether this boy loves her enough? Does he care about her? But she never expected that people don't think about it at all!

Can you understand this? Just like a boy, if you bart your teeth at him, people will think you are interested in him! In fact, it is a truth, which will be discussed later. You go back and think for yourself first...
Chapter completed!