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Chapter 657(1/2)

Hope is a must

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Hope is a must

Yang Xiaowei continued quietly: How great would it be if this machine could look at problems from all angles like us?

The old master was confused when he heard it and said: What do you mean? It must be more comprehensive than you!

Yang Xiaowei hurriedly explained to him: Tsk, look! Doesn’t this shit stink?! This is the problem from our perspective! If you can look at it from another angle, what is the situation?

?Maybe it will be different!

Kang Zhongcheng scoffed when he heard it: Tsk, no matter which angle you look at it, it doesn’t smell good!

Yang Xiaowei said disdainfully: That's because the angle you changed is not big enough! If you don't believe it, look at it from the dog's point of view, so what will happen?

When Kang Zhongcheng heard this, he almost spat in his face and said: Bah! Why do you have to learn it if you leave a good person alone? In its eyes, isn't everything fragrant?

Is there anything that doesn't smell good?!

After hearing this, Yang Xiaowei didn't argue with him, and just changed the angle and said: Then let's change the angle again, let's take flowers for example! Is this fragrant enough? But in the eyes of a fly, you

How different is it from shit?

Kang Zhongcheng immediately frowned and said: Hey, can we change it to something else? Don’t always look at it and say it’s disgusting, okay?

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he argued: Hey, isn't this an analogy? I want you to try it from another angle. Maybe the world will be very different from the past! For example, let's say two ants fight.

From their point of view, it's probably because they are competing for food and territory! But in our eyes, what are you two doing? I can't even understand what they are doing for a long time, don't you think?

The old master nodded and said: Well, that’s true! This means standing high and seeing far! In our eyes, the world is big enough! The world, even the world, can accommodate everything! But in the eyes of little ants, it’s just that

It only has this grain of millet in front of it, so it cares about everything it sees. It will fight for, grab, and fight with others! This is the foundation, don’t you think?

Kang Zhongcheng said with a confused look on his face: What are you talking about? What is fundamental?

Yang Xiaowei said quickly: He said, why do you have to force him to praise shit as a flower before you give up?

Kang Zhongcheng was also excited and immediately retorted: Nonsense! If you weren't that flower, would you look good if I stood on it?

When the old man heard this, he was in a daze and said: Hey, what are you talking about? I didn't understand a word! Why did you want to penetrate him?

Cao Yu also laughed and cheered after hearing this: Haha, you just don't understand! What he means is that he always wants to put them together, and the taste must be the same! What does it mean to have similar smells? As long as they are in the same place

If you stay together for a long time, the smell will inevitably cross! Don’t care what it was like before, it will all taste the same in the end! Do you understand?

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he shouted: Hey, what are you talking about? You are off topic!

Cao Yu immediately defended: No! I'm just looking at you two from a higher perspective! Regardless of whether it's flowers or something else, don't they all have the same smell in the end? Since

If both of you are willing to smell it, then everyone will have different feelings after smelling it! Flavor is objective, and preference is subjective! As the saying goes, everyone has their own preferences in radish and cabbage! Are you right? So

If we look at it from a more abstract perspective, then you two should be the same thing! Is there anything wrong with that?

Yang Xiaowei was stunned when he heard this. He held it in for a long time before he finally said this: But that's not what I meant!

Cao Yu immediately said: Then what do you mean?

Yang Xiaowei had no choice but to say: I originally wanted to say that machines should be as considerate as humans!

Cao Yu didn't understand when he heard it: What should I say?

Yang Xiaowei immediately explained to him: I just hope it can be like my girlfriend, that’s fine!

Kang Zhongcheng immediately couldn't help but remind him: Hey, wake up! Stop dreaming! Let me ask first, do you have a girlfriend? No, let's start hoping here? Where is she now? Mother-in-law is fine too.

!

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he despised it and said: Aren't I talking about hope! What's wrong? No, can't we still have hope?

The old master hurriedly came to smooth things over: OK, OK! Just think about it, of course! Go on, what do you want her to look like? Let’s listen!

After hearing this, Yang Xiaowei began to yearn for it again: I hope she can listen to me in the future! What do I say? If I say the briquettes are white, she can say on the side, yes, they are white! And she can also give me something.

You can find a thousand angles to prove that briquettes are indeed white! Do you understand? If I say this thing is good, she will tell me that it is good no matter what it is, and she must be very obedient.

kind!

After listening to this, Kang Zhongcheng immediately expressed his understanding and said: You can't think too much, if you want this, you must do that! Do you understand?

Upon hearing this, Yang Xiaowei said with disdain: What do you mean? I just hope her personality can be better! Isn't this too much?

Kang Zhongcheng immediately explained to him patiently: Well, of course it’s not too much to just ask someone to have a good personality! But in terms of other things, are there any other requirements? For example, appearance, do you have any requirements for this? Or do you?

Just say, it’s just a person?!

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he said with disdain: Nonsense! Of course you have to be good-looking! For girls, appearance is the most basic requirement!

When the old master heard this, he laughed and said: I am very curious about what kind of thing you will find in the future!

Upon hearing this, Kang Zhongcheng said frankly: One thing, I can be sure now! What he is looking for must be a blind person!

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he raised his head, grabbed the pillow, pretended to throw it at it, and cursed angrily: Get out of here! Are you cursing me?!

When Kang Zhongcheng heard this, he smiled evilly and said: Hey, you said this all! You have to be good-looking and have a gentle personality, so how could she fall in love with you? You must not be happy to say that she is a fool.

Yes, right? So I had no choice but to conclude that she must be blind! This is only reasonable!

When Cao Yu heard this, he cheered: Hey, this is a good question! If there is such a good girl, why would she fall in love with you? This makes sense! How can I ask a question like yours?

Yes, those are all sensible people!...

Yang Xiaowei immediately expressed his dissatisfaction: Hey, how can you say that? I don’t believe that you can’t find a good girl in this world!

Kang Zhongcheng immediately curled his lips and said: Didn’t I already say it! There must be some! It’s just that she is either blind or her brain is not working well!

As soon as the old master heard this, he quickly advised: Hey, don’t hit people like this! We are all good brothers, and everyone has said that it happened in the dream!

When Kang Zhongcheng heard this, he pretended to be surprised and said: What? Does the dream count? There is nothing in it?!

As soon as the old master heard this, he waved his hand and interrupted: Forget it, forget it! Of course it does! Everything you dream about also counts! Dreams are what people think about, and they will come true if they think about it! We don’t want to attack him, do you understand?!

Kang Zhongcheng said with disdain: But the problem is that someone like him can't tell who is the big king, will he be able to have a girlfriend in the future?

Yang Xiaowei yelled: "Get out of here! I will bring one back to you today, so you can see who is the king!"

Kang Zhongcheng was also unambiguous and immediately followed up: Hey, if you dream about it, forget it! If it is inflatable, you can’t count it!

When everyone heard this, they all screamed again...

Cao Yu laughed out of breath and said: Hey, why can't it be counted? Isn't it the same since the ejaculation?!

Sun Xiaobo was confused after hearing this, and naturally he was very curious: What's the matter? Why are they the same? How can they be the same?

Cao Yu immediately laughed and said: Idiot, why can't you see the difference? Go ask them and see if they are the same!

The old master said calmly: Aren't they all the same obedient people?

Sun Xiaobo was puzzled and asked quickly: What's the matter?

The old master explained: Look, let’s not talk about the inflatable ones, right? It’s up to you to do what you want. You must be obedient! You can do whatever you ask it to do! The same goes for dreams. Who would give others a chance in a dream?

To be a dog licker? Then you must become a serf and sing! To be obscene and lustful, you must be so rampant that I can do whatever I want, and you must do whatever I want you to do for me.

That kind of obedience...

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he nodded quickly and said: Yes, this is what I want! Otherwise, who would have the heart to have an erotic dream? If you do, it will be a nightmare! If you have to be at the mercy of you in the dream, it will be a nightmare.

If I have to comply with your request, then I won’t be exhausted!

When Cao Yu heard this, he hurriedly said: Hey, don't interrupt! Is there anything else the same? Let's talk about it!

Not to mention that this person is small! He also has a ceiling in terms of knowledge. I heard Yang Xiaowei mutter: Besides, it’s time to turn on the light!

Although Kang Zhongcheng looked down on him, he still had to admit that he was inferior to him in terms of knowledge in this field! So he hurriedly asked out of curiosity: Hey, what is the ** moment?

The old master hurriedly explained to him: It’s dark, please close your eyes! Isn’t this just turning on the lights! The following content is not allowed to be read! Do you understand?

Kang Zhongcheng became anxious when he heard this and hurriedly said: That won't work! Why don't you let people see you when the critical moment comes?

The old master thought to himself, Tsk, you are really a pig! So he said disdainfully: He didn't mean not to let you see! It's just that when someone pulls the light, you can't see anything! Do you understand? His eyes darkened and he closed them.

It's like being blind if you close your eyes! That's it, they're all the same! Do you understand? There is actually only one dream between waiting and closing your eyes. If you can open your eyes, it's a dream. If you can't, it's the same.

Got it!

After hearing this, Yang Xiaowei couldn't help but secretly admire: Sure enough, the art industry still requires specialization! Look at this old master, you just pick up a beginning, he can follow it for you, and he can explain it more clearly and understandably than you.

!Unless it’s a machine, humans definitely can’t compare to him! This is called professionalism!…

Kang Zhongcheng was about to argue as soon as he heard this, otherwise he would have to admit that he was unprofessional! So he quickly said: Hey, those are two different things! One is talking about ideals, and the other is actually talking about reality! You are here

When you open your eyes and close your eyes, you actually go to two worlds. Can they be the same?

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he was about to argue: After all, didn’t you just want her to be obedient? Why is it different?

Kang Zhongcheng said disdainfully: One is obedient to you, but the other doesn't even know what you are here for! Can the feeling be the same?

Yes! Of course it can! I think it’s almost the same! Yang Xiaowei was naturally unconvinced.

Kang Zhongcheng immediately turned his head in disgust and said: That's you! I can't do it anyway, I'm not interested in dead people!

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he cursed: Damn it! What was that dream called? A soul?
To be continued...
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