Chapter 670 Conservation of variables is the law

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Chapter 670 Conservation of variables is the law

Yang Xiaowei said disdainfully: What are you talking about gallstones? How can those people in our village be so rich? They don’t even know what illness is! Everyone earns while living, and then they die! It’s not like you people in the city,

We don’t have to worry about food or drink all day long, but we always feel that we have no energy, for fear that we have something wrong! Just like those diseases of wealth and wealth you mentioned, they will never come to us!

When Cao Yu heard this, he immediately stopped and said: Damn it, I can't save you then, you just wait here to die!

You see, during the whole process, no one mentioned the money! Cao Yu thought that if it was only 80 cents, it was definitely not a problem! Only Kang Zhongcheng and the old master would think of raising money, but can they mention it?

?Owing a small amount of money is actually the most troublesome! Because it will most likely not be repaid, so whoever mentions it will have trouble thinking about it! The best response now is to run away quickly, the sooner the better, don’t be left behind...

So the two of them didn't dare to say a word at all, and jumped out in a hurry! There were only three people left in the room, and Cao Yu could never point them out, so the only ones Yang Xiaowei could count on were the three people left in the room.

I lost a rich man! I originally wanted to count on him, but he never answered the call, so I didn’t have a chance to talk to him directly! Now I see that all these people are about to run away! Who else will watch if I keep pretending?…

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So he immediately put aside the script he had planned before and said: Hey, rich man, how about you bring me a copy when you come back? Is it convenient?

You see, all the calculations can't keep up with the rapid change of the situation, right? No matter how clever your prediction is, or how exquisite the makeup is, once you go out and encounter a pouring rain, you will be shocked.

All your previous efforts have been wasted and your prototype has been revealed immediately! Yang Xiaowei knew at a glance that the situation was compelling and he couldn't wait any longer! So he quickly shamelessly made his shameless request...

Helping with a meal, something as small as this, you must have encountered it a lot when you were a student, right? The experience was quite bad! Not to mention the errand fees, you can rarely even get the meal money back! At most

Just when he was immersed in cooking, he gave you an ambiguous praise, "Hey, this rice is so delicious, thank you! Listen, how perfunctory can this be? It will only make people feel more deeply what a piece of shit is."

answer……

Now everyone should just order takeout, right? Cross-border innovation has casually plugged this loophole that can capsize the boat of friendship! Isn’t it amazing to think about it?

As a junior in college, Sun Xiaobo would naturally not be trapped by this little bug! There was no need to be polite to him at all, and he refused bluntly: If you want to eat, get up quickly! I will ask for more later.

I have something to do when I go out, so I don’t have time to take care of it for you!

After saying that, he went out without looking back. Now they were the only two people in the room. Yang Xiaowei naturally would not expect Cao Yu to help him, and Cao Yu would not take the initiative to think about it on his own.

!Tell me, does this atmosphere seem a little awkward? Fortunately, Cao Yu didn't show any embarrassment and urged: Why don't you get up quickly? Aren't you going to sell watches later?

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As soon as Yang Xiaowei heard this, he knew that he was helping him find the stairs! But now he was suffering from angina pectoris, so how could he be willing to get out of bed! So he had to say angrily: Hey, are you going to talk to him later?

Tingting is going out for a walk?!

When Cao Yu heard this, he stared and shouted: Damn it! When will it be your turn to take care of my affairs?!

Look, Cao Yu just misunderstood! He actually had several meanings when he said this. First, he wanted to relieve his embarrassment, and he also wanted to ask for proof that there was a reason why he didn't bring himself food!

And isn’t this also trying to find a way out for the other party? Cao Yu has really wronged him this time! Because in Cao Yu’s view, if I don’t bring you food, do you still need a reason?

Yang Xiaowei became even more embarrassed when he heard this, and quickly explained: Hey, boss, you may have misunderstood me! What I mean is, look at this weekend, who with a lot of money like you would stay on campus?

Ah? I’m not just taking the kids out to fool around! If you ask me to set up a stall now, who can I sell to?

Hey, look, is his explanation clear and logical? On weekends, the campus is usually relatively deserted! Most students go out together, especially during lunch, and only a few people go to the cafeteria.

, basically all of them are people who haven’t found anyone yet, or they have no friends, and more importantly, they have no money in their pockets!…

So after hearing this, Cao Yu immediately raised his eyebrows and said: Ha, you can do it! You are quite thoughtful!

When Yang Xiaowei heard someone complimenting him, he didn't care about being hungry, and immediately said proudly: Of course! Do you think I just lie there all day long and just dream? I actually want to take all the nutrients

Gather it together, and then transport it into the head! Do you know?

When Cao Yu heard this, he was surprised and praised: Hey, are you just asking the legendary people to gather together to do something big?

When Yang Xiaowei heard this, he hurriedly said: Yes! The first step in this method is to find a way to gather them all together! It’s a great achievement!

Cao Yu immediately praised: Damn it, then just think about it alone on this bed! Don't make sure that everything is wet!

After saying that, he waved to him and said goodbye to you! He went out without looking back...

Now that he was the only one left in the room, he could really calm down and think, but why did he suddenly feel that his mind was empty? It was as if he couldn't remember anything at all! Oh, no, it seemed like

He really forgot something! Let me think about it carefully, so he racked his brains and thought for a long time. After a lot of effort, he finally remembered something, that is, he was indeed a little hungry...

As for what he should be thinking about, he really just can't remember it! I wonder if you still remember it for him. Did someone want to invite him to dinner yesterday? How could he forget this? That really can't be the case.

Forgot, but I’m embarrassed to say it! I can only lie in bed and wait, understand? I really hope that the phone will ring suddenly, but he also knows that the woman can just think about it...

It’s just that the time now happens to be at a subtle point. If you want to have breakfast, it is definitely late! If you want to have lunch, it may be early! Because there are only a few people going there, the canteen’s business hours are also limited.

It took a little longer than usual. After all, it would not close the stall until almost everything was sold. It was obviously still early! He had plenty of time and could wait patiently...

But if you just wait in this room, will she definitely come? Just like if you just think about it, will the phone definitely ring? Especially when they are two girls, let’s put aside the question of whether talking counts.

, it is difficult for you to guess just the thoughts of one girl, not to mention that it is two girls added together, which is equivalent to asking for: X+Y=1 or 0, one of the variables X

solution...

The sum of two variables is equal to 1 or 0. What will one of the variables be equal to? What is the answer to a question like this? It is not quantum entanglement, but it is very likely that there are some inexhaustible (values) and values.

Uncertain, entangled with unfinished thoughts! So he had no choice but to lie on the bed and wait stupidly. This gave him another insight: don't date two girls at the same time, the result will be unpredictable!

Let’s talk about Cao Yu again. Naturally, he went straight to the downstairs of the girls’ dormitory when he went out. Because it was still early, many girls were still standing in front of the window, waiting for their sweetheart. I don’t know if it was Tang Hongyu who had sharp eyes or because he was too eye-catching. As soon as he appeared in the square

When I got up, I saw her turning around and saying hello: Hey, Tingting, here comes the person looking for you! Hurry, hurry up!

At this time, Sun Xiaomei couldn't help but come closer, holding her waist to look down...

Her subconscious move immediately aroused Tang Hongyu's disgust. While twisting her waist to get rid of it, she laughed and said: Oh, that's it! Don't you already have everything in the bowl? Are you still here?

Are you thinking about what’s in the pot?!

You see, before she finished her words, she turned her hug into a pinch and scratched her waist fiercely. We didn’t know whether it hurt or not, but she immediately said "Oh my god"

She screamed and hurriedly twisted her waist to dodge with a giggle. When Sun Xiaomei saw it, her scratching immediately turned into scratching, and she suddenly revealed her original shape. She couldn't help but laugh wildly: Oh, don't

What a fuss! It’s so itchy!

Sun Xiaomei sternly scolded: What? You are scared, aren't you? Who told you to talk to me first! Come and see, she has been lying here by herself for a long time, and she still has the nerve to talk to me?!

While struggling, Tang Hongyu tried her best to resist: I'm waiting for someone! Who is like you? You get excited when you hear a handsome guy, and you're still the same as before. You have to be careful! ...

Look, this is so embarrassing! Sun Xiaomei's pretty face turned red, and she put even more strength on her hands, squeaking tightly! Now it wasn't just Tang Hongyu who couldn't bear it anymore, she was gradually losing it.

With all the strength to resist, I raised my head and smiled hard. The girls in the room also became excited and burst into laughter...

This provoked even the girl in the corridor to rush over, push open the door, and peek into the room...

I just saw everyone holding their bellies and laughing, but didn't know what they were doing? So I couldn't help but curiously asked: What are you all laughing at here? What happened to make it so funny?

Zhang Haiyan hurriedly laughed and ran over to explain to everyone: No, no! We just simply want to laugh! In fact, there is really nothing worth laughing about. We just want to use this to vent and laugh. Ten years later

!Don’t you think this is funny? I’m really sorry that you all came here in vain, I made you laugh!

Look, is there anything unsatisfactory in her explanation?! But happiness is contagious, and the same goes for laughter. When everyone saw them smiling so happily, they all laughed along with them and said: Haha, what’s the matter?

Isn’t it funny? This really makes people laugh! Is your point of laughter too low? It’s still so inexplicable that it makes people feel a little vulgar and cute!

You see, should this person have the right to be vulgar? Just like now, they have the right to smile silly like this, don’t you think? People have the right to be silly, and even more fun to laugh silly.

I wonder if it will have a machine? When it knows that everyone has it and finds that it does not, I don’t know if it will be jealous of this, or will it be extremely envious?...

This is obviously not a topic that girls are interested in. They never worry about what the machine will think about in the future! To say that this is the fundamental reason why the two sexes dislike each other for being naive, don’t ask me why!

If you want to ask, I can only say that you are too sheepish, too naive, and don’t even understand this! If you insist on telling me that you can talk to the opposite sex, then I will envy you...

In fact, sometimes, when everyone can find a common topic, it may not be something worth celebrating! It is actually a very painful thing for everyone to accommodate each other and chat when they have nothing to say, especially when talking about friends.

, we must face reality and admit the existence of differences! It may last longer. On the contrary, those who share a common hobby, for example, football...

We are encountering this situation now. The girls in the corridor are despising the girls in their dormitory, and they are laughing a little inexplicably. The girls in their dormitory are in turn laughing at the girls in the corridor, and they run away inexplicably.

Come here, it’s just because they are too vulgar and love gossip! So the girls on both sides laughed together amidst such mutual dislike...

Zhang Haiyan hurriedly smiled and rushed over to explain to them that there was really nothing interesting to see, let alone funny! She bowed and apologized, which made everyone laugh! So everyone started to laugh even more, because they thought their laughing point was low and they didn't laugh.

She still laughed, it was so cute! Then everyone burst into laughter...

At this time, Yan Tingting had already dressed up. She took advantage of the chaos and sat in front of the mirror, carefully looking at herself from head to head, now it seems to be called end to end, in front of the mirror.

One slip is enough! We can no longer use the number of times to measure it here, because

She frowned and smiled, looking around, until she was satisfied, then she stood up, picked up the small satchel, turned around, and got ready. Do you know what step-waving is? Yes! That's the feeling, swaying in the wind, swaying step by step, with a dignified manner.

, and a little bit shy, Xiao He showed her sharp corners for the first time, with saliva in her mouth and a smile! Yes, it’s that green feeling, and the little white teeth that can’t be hidden...

Little White Teeth, Little White Teeth! Everyone knew who she was going to eat with at a glance! There was cotton under her feet, and it bounced with the wind along the way, so it floated over like this.

Knowing that it must be a big meal! So he quickly took the initiative to separate to the two sides to make way for her to ascend to immortality: Your Majesty, please! Please go all the way! Your Majesty must eat well this time! Do the same for me.

Take two bites!

She was so angry that her face was so red that it almost glowed! She yelled and cursed in a sweet voice: Damn it! Stop messing around with me here! Do you hear me!

Everyone thought they didn't hear it! They continued to joke with her: "Hey, it's so cruel! Be careful not to spread the word! Oh, by the way, believe it or not, I'll tell him right now!"

After saying that, he threw himself in front of the window and shouted loudly downstairs: Hey, Cao Yu, come here and take a look! Your wife may have gone crazy today and will come to beat us at every turn. You have to be careful.

La!
Chapter completed!