Chapter 683 Why Love Thinks Wrong

Author: Chop wood and carry water

Haha, of course! It’s useless to be afraid! It will only make you timid and tie your hands and feet...

Haha, you are really good! So you are waiting for me here! Really? Look at this excuse, you have been struggling to find it?!

Of course, didn't you see that I was so anxious that I got angry?!

Oh, where did you get angry? Why didn't I see it?

Hey, do you think it's easy for me? Didn't you see that my mouth was so dry that I spent a long time spitting and my throat was on fire?

Haha, let me tell you! No wonder you are always trying to persuade others to drink soup. It turns out you are angry! Come on, take another sip to moisten your throat, and don’t look back and spit out that anger again!

It’s the servant’s fault!

Hehe, now you know it’s not easy for me, right?! Does that count as me passing the test?

Pass the test? What test did you pass? This test does not exist at all. Where have you been?

So what do I have spent a long time working on? Is it all in vain?

You are awesome! Come on, come and have another drink of soup! Stop talking!

Hey, what do you mean, stop talking? I think you are still a little dissatisfied!

Tsk, what else do you want from me? Do you want me to come and help you right away?! This little girl is being polite! Can you please surrender?

It doesn’t matter whether you accept it or not! As long as it can cure your heart disease, then I will be satisfied!

Tsk, let me ask you, is there something wrong with you? Just like this bowl of soup, you can't lift it up at all, you can only pour it on the wall!

Wrong! You haven’t even helped me yet! How do you know I can’t get up?!

Tch, you’re here again?!

how?

Hey, why are you so weird? Besides, I really want to leave!

Hey, what’s so weird about this? You’re just very curious! So you’ll feel weird about everything you see, right?

Tsk, who said that?! What does that have to do with me? Why should I feel weird about them?

Hey, then I'll be surprised again!

how?

You said there are so many strange things in this world, along with unsolved mysteries! But you are not surprised at all. Why do you just think I am strange?!

Tsk, what are you thinking about? Are you thinking too much again?!

Hey, look, why are things always so unsatisfactory?!

Hahaha, who made you think about it all day long? If you don’t want to, wouldn’t you have so many worries?!

Hey, who said that? If you don’t want to, you won’t have any troubles. I’m afraid it’s all because you haven’t been able to figure it out yet!

How to say?

Hey, think about it! Why do people always say "The plan for a year begins in spring, and the day begins in the morning"? What does this mean?

What's the meaning of that? Just to sound good, rhyme, and get a good start! The plan for the year lies in spring. Literally, spring is the beginning of the year. We must seize the time and make plans for the whole year in advance.

Good foundation! This year's harvest depends on planting in spring, otherwise there will be no good harvest after autumn, or even no harvest. Isn't that what it means! What else don't you understand about this?!

Hey, but have you ever thought about it, with the arrival of spring, although everything is revived and the earth is full of vitality again, there will also be troubles!

Is there any trouble? What trouble is there?

Haven't you heard that sentence? Spring is here, everything revives, and it's that season again on the prairie...

Hahahaha, you are really good! I can imagine this...

Shhh, don’t interrupt! Listen calmly and feel that kind of artistic conception... The rainy season has passed again, and it’s that season again. That one is lying on that thing, the sea breeze is blowing to its heart’s content, and the waves are gently shaking...

…Doesn’t it sound nice?…

Hahaha, go aside! What a mess, don’t be annoying here!

Hey, didn't you hear something from it? I think it's very sensational, right?

Doorway? What doorway? Don’t talk nonsense to me!

Hey, how dare I talk nonsense! Hey, I noticed that you are very happy now! What were you upset about just now? Why are you upset and why are you happy? Shouldn't you figure this out?

Otherwise this kind of thing will be inevitable in the future!

Hahaha, don’t be so enthusiastic! The more you talk, the more vulgar you are!…

Hehe, let me ask you again, why does the day have to start in the morning?

Because if you don’t hurry up in the morning, the whole day will be wasted!

They are both time, so why does it have to start in the morning? Why can’t it be counted from noon or evening? Doesn’t it mean that the time between noon and evening is not called time? Or is it time?

It's so cheap, can it just be wasted?

Tsk, what do you know! People start counting from the moment they wake up. Do you want to sleep and never wake up?!

Hey, it would be even more wrong to ask you to say that!

how?

Do you know when is the best time to get up?

I don’t know! What do you want to do?!

Hey, I just want to tell you that according to my research, getting up at four o'clock in the afternoon is actually the most cost-effective!

Hahaha, what’s the matter? You’ve even done research on this?! And you’re so smart about it, why is that?

Hehe, because when you get up at four o'clock in the afternoon, you only have to go to have dinner! Then play with it all night, until the morning, and then go back to sleep, sleep with it during the day, and then get up to have dinner! This way

I only need to eat one meal every day. Compared with those who get up at 6 or 7 o'clock in the morning just to eat three meals, I can save two meals, as well as the money and time to eat!...

Hahaha, according to what you say, those people who insist on getting up every morning are just to be able to eat three meals?

Yes! Otherwise, why would he get up so early?

Tsk, you are so smart! Do you think that everyone else is a fool, a loser, and a loser?! Don’t you know how to save money and time?

Hey, that’s not because I’m smart! There are precedents, but I’m just standing on the shoulders of my ancestors and surpassing them just a little bit!

Oh? How to say?

Didn’t you hear what people said? It’s not that I’m smart, I just spend all the time other people drink coffee thinking!…

Hahaha, what a pity!

What's the matter? What are you regretting?

Hehe, I feel sorry for how smart you are! Don’t you think it’s a pity that you saved so much money and spent so much effort to come up with something like this?!

Hehe, what's the point? Haven't you heard what people say? Therefore, if you don't accumulate small steps, you won't reach a thousand miles. Everything must have a beginning. You can't do it because you are small, because it is not suitable for children! Ah, no! It's because you are small.

Take (marry), do you think that’s right?

Tsk tsk, it’s the same thing again! It seems that you really learned a lot of ancient prose when you were a child, it’s amazing!

Of course! What we pay attention to here is these, the hometown of the saints!

Hahaha, it’s time to return to the hometown of the saint! What about you? When are you going to start?

What? Are you saying you want me to be a saint? It’s still early! This has to be done step by step, don’t be in a hurry!

Hey, I'm asking you, why do you get up so early?

You don’t need to go to class! I usually sleep until noon on weekends, so I have to do this step by step!

Do you want to become an immortal? Do you have to do it step by step?! It seems that this noon is more suitable for you!

how?

Because for people like you, something will happen sooner or later! Only noon is more suitable for you!

Hahaha, if I have to say, you are smarter! Just explain it in one point, and it will be in place as soon as you say it!

No, no, you are smarter! I can't compare?

how?

Because we are not the same people! How can we compare together? Do you think that’s right?

What's the matter? We all drink soup from the same pot, why can't we be together?

People like you will have to ascend to immortality sooner or later! In addition to admiration, I just admire you! I don’t dare to think about that road anymore! ...

Hahaha, how could you do this? You are so young and you can’t think about it anymore!

What? Say it again? Why am I confused? Are you cursing me?!

Ahem, hey, no! I mean, you have to learn from me! Don’t let fear block your thoughts, think boldly!
To be continued...