Chapter Twelve: Please Call Me Meow Zetian (12)
The day after taking a bath, which was May 1st, Qu Jie's lunch was much richer than before.
There is more lecithin, fish oil, etc.
There is also some more chicken and a little fresh fish.
At the same time, Gao Ting and Chi Xia's lunches became healthier and more unpalatable. They were still filled with foods that were said to be good for hair growth and weight loss. There was no way around it. Being healthy and delicious was really difficult most of the time.
Draw an equal sign, especially for people who are used to eating in school cafeterias and various takeaways.
During lunch, even if the two of them didn't say a word, Qu Jie beside them could feel their inner struggle between choosing healthy or delicious food.
I struggle with eating foods I don’t like.
Is there any point in living a few more years?
Then when she looked at their table at night, Qu Jie knew that they had come to a conclusion, because the dishes on their table at night were obviously much more delicious and hearty, instead of the extremely healthy boiled salad series at noon.
It can be seen that they at least compromised a little bit.
Taking into account both deliciousness and health.
Of course, none of this is important. What is important is that Qu Jie is preparing to do something big, bringing a perfect end to Chi Xia's series of Jubao Exercise Revenge videos.
So that night, after both Gao Ting and Chi Xia fell asleep, Qu Jie quickly left home and found the big gray beaver in a remote part of the community. She told the big gray beaver to arrive at her house on time tomorrow morning, and then
Two cats perform a scene under the pet room surveillance camera.
Act out a scene where the orange treasure beats up the big gray raccoon.
Accept it as your little brother's play.
In order to perform this scene well, Qu Jie specially took the big gray fox and practiced it back and forth several times in a remote corner to ensure that there would be no mistakes in the whole process and there would be no traces of the performance. After that, Qu Jie was not
I was very relieved and asked to go back several times.
Then it's time to sleep peacefully and wait.
Waiting for the big gray raccoon to come to your door, the two cats have sex on the spot.
At noon the next day, Gao Ting and Chi Xia just entered the house after getting off work. They saw the pet room which was a little messy and almost covered with cat hair. There were also some small scars clearly visible on their bodies. At this time, they respectfully followed their orange pet.
Behind Bao's butt, as if Li Lianying was serving Lafayette Cixi, was the stray big civet cat.
"Uh...what's going on?"
"Then why did the civet cat come to the door again!"
"But it seems that our orange baby didn't suffer at all. On the contrary, it was the civet cat that suffered."
"The emotional orange treasure is really training and preparing for revenge."
Gao Ting and Chi Xia discussed for a while, then one went to check whether there were any injuries on Ju Bao's body and cleaned up while the other checked the surveillance camera. Not long after, Chi Xia, who went to check the surveillance camera, hurriedly greeted:
"Honey, come here, come here, our Orange Baby is really promising. Sure enough, that civet cat came here to cause trouble for Orange Baby again, but this time Orange Baby is not as cowardly as last time. He behaves bravely.
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"The absolute hero among women..."
Gao Ting, who had already discovered that her Jubao had no wounds except for some hair loss. After hearing Chi Xia's greeting, she grabbed the Jubao lying next to her and took her to the sofa in the living room to watch the surveillance together.
video.
The core content of the video is not long.
The plot is also very simple.
The big gray beaver opened the window and came in, meowing at Qu Jie, and Qu Jie responded with a few words.
It feels a bit like martial arts movies reciprocating family relationships.
Then the two sides started fighting.
The Big Gray Fox, which has practiced the weakened version of the Tiger and Leopard Thunder Technique, is now much more powerful than a month ago, and its physical fitness and flexibility have also improved a lot. Coupled with Qu Jie's teaching, it is really moving forward.
When he pounces, he has the momentum of a tiger or leopard, which is quite majestic.
Of course, Qu Jie herself is not weak either.
She can even easily crush the big gray beaver at this time.
However, in order to ensure the length of the surveillance video and the fun of the entire fight, and to give Chi Xia enough room to play when editing the video, and add appropriate dubbing and explanation, Qu Jie did not directly suppress the big gray raccoon, but
He started to fight with it back and forth, a kind of fighting with a rather violent aesthetic.
It is somewhat different from a real tiger and leopard fight, but because of the addition of some more aesthetic movements, their fighting process is really as exciting as a battle between martial arts knights.
And they fought for more than twenty rounds in a row.
It ended with Qu Jie's victory.
Immediately afterwards, Qu Jie stepped on the head of the big gray raccoon with her right front paw, pressed its head to the ground, and started to meow a lesson. During the process, the big gray raccoon also meowed a few times, and even wanted to resist, but nothing happened.
After being suppressed, they walked like this for a few more minutes before the scene that Gao Ting and Chi Xia saw later, that is, the big gray raccoon respectfully became Ju Bao's younger brother.
"Turn off the sound. I always feel like I'm watching a martial arts movie. How did Ju Bao do it? It's so camera-like. At first glance, it doesn't look like it's from a surveillance video. Instead, it looks like it was specially shot.
feature film."
In the past month, Qu Jie has clearly seen the surveillance cameras in the house. In order to reduce Chi Xia's editing workload, and because she felt that the videos he edited were indeed not exciting enough, Qu Jie specially used the surveillance cameras to
The camera's perspective and specific movements and positions are specially designed, making the images shown in the surveillance video quite exciting.
So after Gao Ting watched the surveillance video.
It's normal to feel this way.
"Anyway, this surveillance video is really amazing. I feel so inspired right now, and I'm sure this video will definitely go viral if uploaded.
If only there were wonderful voice-over commentary and the like.
No, if you add in the scene of Ju Bao being beaten violently and the scene of hard training in the middle, it will be a complete micro-movie, and it is also a micro-movie with domestic pets as the protagonist!
Oh my god, wife, don’t call me for lunch, I won’t eat it. I’m so inspired now that I have to create quickly...
I'm going back to the house first, don't disturb me!"
Chi Xia, who also watched the entire surveillance video, was much more excited than Gao Ting. At this moment, he felt like his thoughts were flowing. He murmured a few words about creative inspiration, and immediately hugged the laptop in his hand.
I quickly went back home and started recreating.
It is based on the existing surveillance video, appropriate editing, dubbing, subtitles, etc., to edit the meowing cat language into words that others can understand, so as to form a complete story.
He understands and imagines the story.
At the same time, Gao Ting was a little worried about another thing, that is, the stray civet cat. Now there is no sign of leaving. When she fed Jubao cat food just now, Jubao was still very loyal.
He gave some cat food to the civet cat, and confidently knocked on the cat's food bowl, asking for more cat food.
Although she doesn't understand the language of cats, it is quite obvious now that Jubao has adopted a little brother, and they will probably have to raise this little brother in the future. After all, Jubao cannot be expected to work part-time.
Simply buying more cat food doesn't really matter to Gao Ting. What she worries about is that you have to be responsible for raising a cat, and you can't just give it a stutter and then let it starve to death.
In her opinion, having more cats is a big hassle.
Chapter completed!