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Chapter Fifteen: Please Call Me Meow Zetian (15)

"It actually had the nerve to complain, and I didn't do anything to it. I just got excited and kissed it a little longer in order to thank the biggest contributor to our family.

Besides, wife, you must enforce the law impartially.

It didn't suffer any injuries, but look at my face, oh my god, it is indeed a well-trained orange cat. This kick made me think I was slapped by my father. I felt

My left cheek is a little numb.

It seemed like he was injured by it.

This is too cruel..."

Chi Xia really complained with aggrieved expression. As she spoke, she didn't forget to rub her left cheek, which hurt a lot.

Qu Jie, who has practiced the Tiger and Leopard Thunder Technique, although her strength is not as strong as that of a real tiger and leopard, or can break mountains and crack rocks, it is several times stronger than an average cat.

Basically comparable to an adult.

In addition, cat claws are smaller than those of adults and the force-bearing area is smaller. With the same applied force, it will inevitably cause more pain to the person being hit.

Moreover, Qu Jie has already restrained himself from this. If he had not restrained himself, to put it bluntly, he would have kicked a few of his teeth out and let him experience the joy of filling his teeth in advance.

"It seems that you are indeed injured. The cat paw prints are quite clear on your face. But what did you do to Ju Bao? Ju Bao has such a good temper. It is impossible for him to get angry for no reason. Don't bully Ju Bao because he can't speak.

If you don’t tell me, I’ll go check out the surveillance..."

Although Chi Xia was injured, Gao Ting didn't feel sorry for him. After all, it was nothing serious. Besides, Ju Bao's temper has been much better in the past few months, so she was really curious about what Chi Xia had just done.

?

Only then can he annoy the gentle-tempered Orange Treasure.

Then Chi Xia looked a little embarrassed and hesitated when speaking: "That's nothing.

It's completely normal play. At most, the frequency of kissing it is a little bit higher...but it's definitely not too much. How to describe it? Oh, yes, by the way, you have done similar things to your nephew. How can you do this to someone?

If you do something you love to do to a cat, it’s not too much.”

Speaking of this, Chi Xia felt that she was much more righteous: "I think Ju Bao has seen less of the world.

Some cats on the Internet love to play like that, and some even do more bizarre things. Compared with the more perverted cats on the Internet, I can be considered quite satisfactory."

"Just hearing what you said, I thought you were playing a perverted game. Wait, you just said that I did something similar to my little nephew. Don't spread rumors."

Gao Ting, who grasped the key point of Chi Xia's words, couldn't help but shrink her pupils, and Dang even asked dissatisfiedly.

Who knows what unspeakable things Chi Xia did to Ju Bao before, and he even used her as a raft, saying that she had done it to her nephew as well. Is she that perverted?

The most she could do was kiss her nephew's cheek or something.

He probably hasn't done anything perverted.

Gao Ting is quite confident about this. She has never done anything excessive to her little nephew.

"Why haven't you done it? I have proof."

Chi Xia was also very stubborn. She immediately took out her mobile phone and opened the gallery, found the photo she wanted, and showed it to Gao Ting. The screen of her mobile phone clearly showed a picture of Gao Ting with her mouth wide open and smiling lightly at the camera.

The photo of the cheek of my little nephew who is still under one year old and is cute and soft while he is sleeping is really impressive.

"So this is what you were talking about..."

"Wait a minute, is this how you kiss Ju Bao?"

At this point, Gao Ting felt that she understood what Chi Xia had done to Ju Bao, and looked at him with disgust: "Although, don't you think it will make your mouth full of cat hair? Ju Bao is losing quite a lot of hair.

of!"

"Well, my kiss will be more exaggerated. After all, Ju Bao's head is much smaller than your nephew's, and my mouth seems to be a little bigger than yours. If it's cat hair, it's not bad.

I don’t seem to feel any hair loss…”

Although Chi Xia said this, she quickly licked the inside of her mouth with her tongue to check if there were any foreign objects. No cat hair was found, so she felt relieved.

At the same time, Gao Ting could already tell through Chi Xia's description what he had done to Ju Bao. She first looked at Ju Bao with sympathy, then looked at Chi Xia with disgust.

Finally he said:

"You've gone too far.

If I guessed correctly, you swallowed half of Jubao’s little head. Let’s find someone who is several times bigger than you. He swallowed half of your head and held it in his mouth. Are you scared? I’ll bite it gently.

A small mouthful of cheeks is the same concept as swallowing half of a person's head.

wrong……

It's not okay to swallow half of a cat's head.

You are not the pet grandma in the living area.

You really deserve to be beaten..."

After saying this, Gao Ting bent down to pick up Ju Bao, reached out and hit Chi Xia's arm a few times, and said something like, "Don't be afraid, Ju Bao, your mother has taught you a lesson."

Mostly just like coaxing children.

Although Qu Jie was not that easy to fool, it was obviously impossible for her to cause any further trouble, so she could only go along with the flow and pretend that she had been successfully fooled. Taking advantage of the opportunity of being held by Gao Ting, she tried to straighten her body and stretched out her paw to pat her.

Chi Xia touched his head and touched his hair, making a gesture as if I would forgive you.

Then he broke free from Gao Ting's arms with satisfaction.

Walking proud little steps back to the cat's nest.

"Is this cat a sperm?"

"Just now Ju Bao actually stretched out his paw to touch my head. Why does this scene always feel a little strangely familiar?"

Chi Xia felt a little strange being touched by the cat's paw.

Gao Ting instantly remembered the origin of the famous scene where Ju Bao stretched out her paw to touch her head, and said while laughing:

"Did you forget it?

After Jubao beat the civet cat, and after the civet cat agreed to be its little brother, it touched the head of the civet cat just like he did just now, so what Jubao probably means is that he is willing to accept you, the defeated general, as his little brother.

Hahahaha, my God, it’s so funny.

That civet cat is younger brother number one.

Even if you are the younger brother, you can only be ranked number two."

"Honey, I think it's necessary for Ju Bao to know its status in the family. Is it a pet that wants to turn over and take charge and climb on my head?"

Hearing what Gao Ting said, Chi Xia immediately wanted to understand why he felt familiar. The clip of Ju Bao stretching out his paw to touch the head of the civet cat was specially edited and dubbed by him yesterday. Can it not feel familiar?

Then he got a little frustrated.

So irritating.

If he doesn't deduct some food later, his surname will not be Chi.

"Okay, okay, it's not embarrassing for you to argue with a cat all by yourself. Besides, even if you argue, it's you who are at fault first. Who asked you to use your bloody mouth to stain our orange tree in the first place?

Treasure?"

"You can go clean the house if you have nothing to do. The house hasn't been cleaned for several days. I'll cook two more dishes."
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