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Chapter 243 Wang Mazi became a guinea pig

"Stop."

Wang Mazi had just returned home when his wife Zhu Lanhua came out of the house yawning.

"You lazy bitch, what time did you get up now? The children are about to finish school, why don't you hurry up and cook."

As soon as he saw the Zhulanhua, Wang Mazi couldn't help it anymore, and his anger rose to his forehead.

"Okay, Wang Mazi, tell me quickly, did you go to a big hotel for a big meal behind my back?"

The first thing Zhu Lanhua saw was Wang Mazi's big belly. How could Zhu Lanhua be so kind to him?

"Zhu Lanhua, you...!"

Wang Mazi was about to curse, but then he thought of something and raised the corner of his mouth.

"Hey, I didn't go to the big hotel, but I did eat the big meal. If you don't believe me, go and ask on the street. I just came back from the village chief's house, and the village chief treated me to good wine and delicious food."

"What? Damn, you, Wang Mazi, don't take a piss to show yourself. The village chief will treat you to a big meal when he's full. Go and cook for me, I'm hungry."

How could Zhu Lanhua believe his lies and slap him on the head?

"You damn fat bitch, you hit me again. As a man, don't you want to lose face? I'll fight you."

Wang Mazi's eyes were so angry that he punched out with his fist.

Zhu Lanhua curled her lips and laughed: "Just because of you, you think you are a scoundrel, I will slap you to death."

Zhu Lanhua once again rushed forward with the Nine Yin White Bone Claws and the bulldozer, and again pushed Wang Mazi to the ground and scratched him.

Wang Mazi protected his face and kept yelling.

Zhu Lanhua once again used her trump card, and the whole big meat mound weighed heavily and squatted directly on Wang Mazi's belly.

Phew…plop…!

"What's the sound? What's the smell?"

Zhu Lanhua looked down and pinched her nose with a look of disgust on her face. She stood up numbly and moved aside.

How could one imagine that a thousand-jin weight could knock out all the things in Wang Mazi's intestines?

"Ah...! Zhu Lanhua, I have no fun with you!"

Wang Mazi crossed his legs and jumped three times, and went to the latrine in a hurry.

the next day.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I can’t stand it anymore!”

As soon as Wang Mazi stepped into the courtyard of Yang Donglai's house, he cried so hard that he couldn't bear to die!

Even the big yellow dog felt incredible when he saw it. A pair of dog eyes looked at him stupidly, forgetting his duty as a housekeeper.

"Damn it, Wang Mazi, you're crying in mourning, please stop it."

Seeing Wang Mazi wailing and crying again, especially his face, which was full of pockmarks and covered with bruises, redness and swelling, it looked really miserable.

"Okay, okay, look at your worthless look. If you had practiced more with the bastards, how could you have turned into such a coward?"

"Village chief, how can I have time to practice kung fu! Every day in order to raise two children, I have an older one and a younger one. The fat woman at home is still making trouble for me all day long. It's hard for me, I'm sad, and I'm full of bitterness.

You haven’t debuted yet!”

"Stop, stop, stop!" Yang Donglai made a blocking gesture, which made his head hurt.

"Okay, okay, when the time comes when you have spiritual roots and can cultivate immortality, I guarantee that you will be a real pure man, and you will no longer have to be afraid of your wife. As I said, I will let you be the master of the house and sing."

Yang Donglai patted Wang Mazi on the shoulder and directly encouraged him with a smile.

Wang Mazi's face was full of excitement, and he took Yang Donglai's hand: "Well, village chief, I believe you, let's start today. I haven't eaten since morning. I guarantee that I will take more pills today than yesterday." ωωw

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"Well done. In order to have spiritual roots and cultivate immortality, you are not afraid of hardship and have courage. I believe that the final success will definitely belong to you. Come on, let's go to the back mountain."

"Hey, thank you village chief for the compliment. Well, that's not right, village chief, why are we going to the back mountain?" Wang Mazi scratched his head with questions on his face.

"Haha, you will know when the time comes. Wang Mazi, do you want to try the feeling of flying in the sky? How about I take you there."

Wang Mazi's eyes opened sharply and he nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay, hehe, village chief, I, Wang Mazi, have never flown in the sky in my life since I was a child. What does it feel like to fly in the sky?"

"Hey, you'll know after you experience it. Let's go."

Yang Donglai directly grabbed his shoulder, swooped into the air, and flew towards the back mountain.

"Ah...! Oh my god, my dad, haha, my king, Mazi, is flying!"

One of the locations in the back mountain.

Yang Donglai threw Wang Mazi directly to the ground.

"Village Chief, why do I suddenly feel a little dizzy?"

As soon as Wang Mazi finished speaking, he bent over and vomited on the spot.

Yang Donglai ignored him and directly arranged a super spirit gathering array here.

In an instant, a large amount of thick spiritual energy from heaven and earth gathered where the two of them were.

At the center of the last two people, the thick spiritual energy can be seen in their hands.

"Hey, village chief, everything was fine just now. Why is there such a heavy fog all of a sudden? But it's not right. When I inhale the fog into my nose, I suddenly feel energetic all over the body. It's so refreshing!"

Wang Mazi looked at the mist with curiosity and confusion on his face.

"Wang Mazi, come here and take off your clothes."

"What? Village Chief, you want me to take off my clothes? Village Chief, it's not summer, why do you want me to take off my clothes? It won't be good if I get a minor illness or disaster!"

"Fuck, a grown man is still afraid of the cold. I've never seen anyone as stubborn as you."

Yang Donglai stretched out his hand and popped it out, and a burst of magic power entered Wang Mazi's body.

"Village Chief, why do I suddenly feel so hot? It's so hot!"

There is no need for Yang Dong to talk nonsense this time.

Wang Mazi felt that his whole body was like a furnace, and his upper body was numb and golden.

"I want you to take off your clothes and draw formation runes on your body to help you acquire the qualifications for cultivating immortals with spiritual roots. Please stop talking nonsense, otherwise I will dig a hole here and bury you alive."

When Wang Mazi heard this, he was so frightened that he immediately shivered, his mouth tightened, and he remained motionless.

Yang Donglai took out the brush, cinnabar, and all the necessary items from the storage ring.

This method was naturally something he came up with.

If you want to try to pass, use the formation runes on Wang Mazi to see if you can absorb and activate the spiritual root seeds more quickly.

"Stand still, don't move."

Yang Donglai used the inkstone in his left hand and the brush in his right hand to draw strokes one by one. He did not dare to be distracted and careless, and concentrated on drawing the rune patterns on Wang Mazi's body.

Wang Mazi also didn't dare to fart again.

As the last stroke fell, Wang Mazi's entire upper body, with dense formation patterns, was finally completed.

Buzz buzz...!

Then I saw.

There seemed to be some powerful attraction on Wang Mazi.

Within the entire spirit gathering array, the misty spiritual energy penetrated through the pores of his sweat and entered his body at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Yang Donglai used his magic power to sense the changes in the spiritual root seeds in Wang Mazi's body.

All the thick and large amount of spiritual energy that seeped into his body was sucked away by the spiritual root seeds.

"Well, that's good. This method seems to be more direct than taking the elixir yesterday, and it's not too slow either."

"Alas! It's just this spiritual root seed, but I don't know how much spiritual energy it needs to absorb to activate the spiritual root."

Wang Mazi looked at Yang Donglai and muttered, and his mind was full of questions: "Village chief, what are you talking about? Your voice is too soft."

"Nothing, Wang Mazi, what do you think? Is there anything uncomfortable on your body?"

"No, village chief. Hehe, not only do I not feel uncomfortable anywhere, but my whole body seems to be full of energy and warmth. I feel that if there is a tiger in front of me at this time, I can punch him down.

Well, village chief, can I become an immortal?"

Yang Donglai glared at him angrily: "You think eating is so simple. Do you understand that you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry?"
Chapter completed!
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