Chapter 287: Drinking and sex harms the body, but just quit drinking

Author: The cat’s voice remains

Chapter 287: Drinking and sex harms the body, but just quit drinking

February 8th, New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Eve.

"It's crooked..."

"The left side is lower..."

"Okay, perfect."

Under the command of Gao Yuanyuan, Lu Bu posted a couplet written by himself on both sides of the courtyard door, "Welcome the new year with beautiful scenery, bid farewell to the old year with great prosperity".

"I didn't expect your calligraphy to be so good." Gao Yuanyuan discovered another advantage of his.

Although she doesn't know calligraphy, the eighteen characters on the upper and lower couplets of the Spring Festival couplets, with the pens moving like dragons and snakes, and the iron strokes with silver hooks, are pleasing to the eye and are much better than those printed in print.

"At my level, I can barely read." Lu Bu was not modest. He was definitely incomparable to calligraphers.

"Young man, did you write this couplet yourself?" A passing man overheard the conversation between the two.

"Yeah." Lu Bu nodded and got off the ladder.

"The strokes of the pen are vigorous and powerful, and one stroke down, like a runaway horse flying into the sky and flying away from the dust, or like a dragon flying into the sky, moving around and coming out of nothing, what a good word, what a good word!" The uncle was full of praise.

"Thank you, sir." Lu Bu didn't see what was good about it. He had always written it like this and never practiced it deliberately.

"Young man, could you please write one for me too?" The uncle liked this word more and more.

"This..." Lu Bu was a little embarrassed, not because he didn't want to do it, but because he ran out of paper. He immediately said: "I only bought this set of couplet paper."

"I have red paper at home. I'm going to get it right now. Wait a moment. It's at the end of the alley." The uncle trotted away happily.

"Sir, slow down, the road is slippery." Lu Bu warned.

"It's okay!" The uncle didn't look back, he just raised his hand and waved.

"Look, what I said is right, your handwriting is good." Gao Yuanyuan said proudly.

"Go and polish the ink and wait for the uncle to bring the red paper." Lu Bu entered the courtyard carrying the ladder.

The weather is very good today, the sun is shining warmly, and the snow in the yard has almost melted.

Lu Bu brought a table out and taught Gao Yuanyuan how to polish ink.

"There is something ancient about a man writing and a woman grinding ink," Gao Yuanyuan said with emotion.

"If we put on a set of Hanfu and wait for the uncle to come over, will we think we have traveled through time?" Lu Bu joked.

"Haha, it's possible." Gao Yuanyuan laughed.

The uncle was very quick and came within a few minutes. The red paper he brought was cut from a large sheet.

Lu Bu picked up his pen and asked, "Uncle, do you have any Spring Festival couplets you want to write?"

The uncle thought for a moment and said: "Just write [The family is full of auspicious light and wealth is prosperous, and the family is full of auspiciousness and fortune are coming], and horizontally write [One Yuan Returns to the Beginning]."

Lu Bu nodded, then started writing, finishing in one go.

The uncle nodded and applauded.

"Thank you, young man. I wish you a happy new year and all the best."

"Happy New Year to you, uncle. Walk slowly."

However, the old man, who had left not long ago, came over with another bag of fruit and told Lu Bu to accept it.

Unexpectedly, the uncle is a person who loves to show off.

I took the Spring Festival couplets and played them with some old friends who live here.

As a result, everyone came to Lu Bu to ask for words.

Seeing that they were all neighbors and it was not a difficult matter, he helped write it, and in the end he tactfully expressed that the matter was over.

After seeing these men off, Gao Yuanyuan closed the door, turned to Lu Bu Yingying and said with a smile: "I always thought that only girls would like you, but I never thought that men also love you so much."

Lu Bu sighed and said seriously: "I can't help it, the charm is too great."

Gao Yuanyuan laughed and cursed: "Smelly."

Lu Bu hugged her and said, "Let's go cook, it took a lot of time."

Today's New Year's Eve dinner, the two of them have to do it themselves.

Just like before, Lu Bu took action.

"Help me cut the green onion and ginger..."

"I need a big plate..."

"Oh, don't make trouble."

The warmth in the kitchen adds a touch of warmth to the deserted courtyard.

Yanjing people are very particular about their New Year’s Eve dinner, including cold, hot, meat and soup.

Gao Yuanyuan is from Yanjing, but she doesn't know these things.

Lu Bu is now half Chongqing and half Baotou, so he doesn't care about these things.

The two of them cooked a variety of dishes, including braised chicken, beer duck, braised pork, egg rolls, Sixi meatballs, steamed seabass... a whole table was filled.

"Can you have a drink with me?" Gao Yuanyuan brought the remaining half bottle of red wine from last time.

"Of course." Lu Bu smiled and nodded.

"You are the most self-disciplined person I have ever seen. If you say you don't drink or smoke, you won't drink or smoke." Gao Yuanyuan said while pouring the wine.

"Once you get used to it, you can control it freely." In fact, even Lu Bu himself did not expect to be able to quit drinking so completely. In the past, he was addicted to alcohol. Whenever he started drinking, he would get drunk. But then

The sentence "I have been hurt by drinking and sex, and I am so haggard. From today on, I will give up drinking!" It is not a joke. Back then, he issued a ban on alcohol in Xuzhou City.

Gao Yuanyuan can drink, but not bad. He only drinks red wine occasionally.

After enjoying the New Year's Eve dinner beautifully, the two of them cuddled up on the sofa, waiting for the Spring Festival Gala to begin.

This has also become a habit. Whether it looks good or not, the Spring Festival Gala has become a part of the Chinese New Year, completing an annual ritual amidst praise and complaints.

"Hey, the host has changed. Ni Ping is gone?"

"You have to promote new people."

"Yeah, she's pretty good-looking."

Ni Ping hosted the Spring Festival Gala for 13 years from 1991 to 2004, except for being absent in 2001 for some reason. She was absent again this year and was replaced by a new face. CCTV host Dong Qing appeared on the stage for the first time.

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, Zhu Jun, Zhou Yu, and Li Yong formed a new Spring Festival Gala hosting lineup.

The opening of this year's Spring Festival Gala was quite creative, with fireworks, colored paper, lanterns, loud gongs and drums, and two huge cartoon roosters holding four gilded characters "Happy New Year", leading to the words "2005 Spring Festival Gala".

The song program, in addition to Liu Dehua's "Gong Xi Fa Cai" and Han Hong's "Heavenly Road", also brought many popular songs last year, including A Duo's "Goodbye, Carmen", Yang Chengang's "Mouse Loves Rice", "Shui Mu Nian Hua"

"With You in My Life", Cai Yilin's "Thirty-Six Strategies for Love".

The dance program is a standout. "Thousand-Hand Guanyin" brings a shocking visual feast. 21 girls with hearing and dyslexia tug at the heartstrings of the viewers every song and dance.

Language programs are even better than last year.

Zhao Benshan and Fan Wei brought "Kung Fu", the last work of the "Trafficking Trilogy", but unfortunately Gao Xiumin, one of the iron triangle, was missing.

Zhao Benshan played the role of the liar uncle, portraying the liar very well, and tried every means to deceive Fan Wei, but Fan Wei finally learned that "the devil is as good as the devil, and the truth is as good as the truth", but he refused to be fooled, and finally won once, with the "this

What kind of shape is it? It's very unique. It's very six plus seven!", "Congratulations on your correct answer, the pig thought so too!", "The pig hit the tree, you hit the pig, didn't you rear-end it?

"Every line, every sentence can hit the point of laughter.

What brought an unexpected surprise was the sketch "Decoration" starring Gong Hanlin, Huang Hong and Lin Yongjian.

Huang Hong was hired to smash the walls of Gong Hanlin's new house. He smashed the ninth floor and finally turned it into the sixth floor, which made people laugh and cry. "The east wind blows, the war drums beat, and the decoration is inseparable from Huang's sledgehammer. He smashed this house and smashed that house," Huang Hong said.

I'll hit whoever you ask me to hit.", "A big hammer is eighty, a small hammer is forty!", "My face is so disfigured, you know?" These lines are also impressive.

When the familiar "Unforgettable Tonight" plays, it also means the end of the Spring Festival Gala and the arrival of the New Year.

On the sofa, Lu Bu and Gao Yuanyuan looked at each other and slowly became entangled.

The sound of heavy breathing was masked by the sound of fireworks and firecrackers.

He really implemented "drinking and sex harms the body, quit drinking" to the fullest extent.

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After the year, Gao Yuanyuan stopped working for the time being, so he followed Lu Bu to Xiangjiang.

On the first day I arrived here, I went to pay New Year's greetings to Yuan Heping.

He has been out of the country for the past two years. He finished filming "The Matrix 3" in 2003, and then served as action director for Quentin Quentin's "Kill Bill" and "Kill Bill 2", both of which achieved good box office success.

and reputation.

He was very happy to see that his apprentice was developing so well, and said that he would recommend Lu Bu to go to Hollywood if he had the opportunity.

The next day, I went to visit Zhang Guorong, Yang Yinghuang, Louis Koo, Zhou Suichi and others.

After this circle, it was time to start work on "Myth".
Chapter completed!