Chapter 28 [The live broadcast industry cannot lose the Abstract Emperor, just like the West cannot lose Jerusalem!] Please follow up

Author: Eating donuts today

Chapter 28 [The live broadcast industry cannot lose the Abstract Emperor, just like the West cannot lose Jerusalem!] Please follow up

Ignoring the confusion of several maids, Shen Jingbing continued to play the guitar, changing his slender voice to create the feeling of a male and female duet, and sang passionately:

"It's not that I want to drive you away, drive you away!"

"When my husband sees it, he will do it!"

"You are small and he is big!"

"Fighting is like fighting a dog!"

"..."

For a moment, the maids were stunned.

But soon, this confusion turned into a kind of shock.

They combined the stories Shen Jingbing told before and chewed the lyrics of this song in their hearts.

It didn't take long for Yaya and Manman to react first, suppressing laughter and blushing.

Xianzi beside Manman was still a little confused, so he asked her softly:

"Sister Manman, why are you laughing so hard?"

Manman tried hard to suppress the smile in her heart and said to Xianzi:

"With the lyrics of this song, I suddenly understood the meaning of the story the boss just told."

Xianzi's clear and stupid eyes suddenly widened, and she asked curiously:

"Sister Manman, please tell me in detail!"

Manman came closer and explained:

"Didn't the boss say before that he had a girl he liked...it would be more appropriate to say she is a woman."

Hearing this, Xianzi nodded immediately.

At this point in Shen Jingbing's story, she still understood.

Manman continued:

"Then do you know who the man the boss is holding is holding when he sees the woman he likes?"

A trace of confusion flashed in Xianzi's eyes and he asked:

"who is it?"

Manman laughed again, leaning back and forth and said:

"That's her husband!"

Xianzi's pupils suddenly dilated and he asked quietly:

"Then the boss is the third party?"

Seeing Manman nodding, Xianzi couldn't help but cover his head.

Can she really hear this shocking secret?

You won't be silenced by your boss, right?

Immediately, she looked at the maids beside her who were all suppressing laughter, recalled the lyrics, and realized it belatedly——

"Coax me to your house" is why.

What is the reason for "you drive me away at midnight"?

Isn't this just... an affair?

Xianzi's face turned red, and he felt a great shock in his heart.

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room became more and more happy when they heard this:

"Hahahaha, I'm so damn funny!"

"It's so interesting! The ladies are already laughing so hard!"

"What kind of folk song is this?"

"You can't listen to it too much, it's too devilish, it's so addictive, the first time I heard it I laughed so much that it hurt my urine!"

“If you don’t understand, just ask, what is a urine bag?”

"Bladder!"

"Eat it in conjunction with the affectionate story the anchor just told, the effect will be even better!"

"You can't think deeply, it's too scary to think about it!"

"I just want to know, is this a true story, or is it made up by the anchor to make a living?"

"Abstract, so abstract!"

"The live streaming industry cannot lose the Abstract Emperor, just like the West cannot lose Jerusalem!"

"Thank you to the host for allowing a simpleton like me to appreciate elegant art!"

"As a native of Yunnan, I say that we have won too much in the trend field!"

"Listening to this is just fun. To really talk about artistic depth, you have to listen to "Old Driver Take Me"!"

"Put it up upstairs!"

"..."

At this moment, the live broadcast room was filled with barrage, and gifts and rewards never stopped.

This is the reason why Shen Jingbing did not sing "Onion" but chose "Pinch Your Big Hip".

Compared with the system rewards, it is obviously to the reader's grandfather...ah, no! It is to bring joy to the audience's grandfather, and the benefits obtained are higher.

Moreover, the system did not explicitly state that there would be no reward for making the ladies laugh!

Pattern, open!

Thinking of this, Shen Jingbing sang even more unrestrainedly:

"Since I dare to come to your home, come to your home!"

"I'm not afraid of your husband!"

"He doesn't wait for him to make the first move!!"

"I'll just fuck his mouth!!!"

"..."

Hearing this, Manman and Yaya couldn't bear it any longer. They couldn't care less about Sister Jing's reminding eyes, and laughed while hugging their bellies on the sofa.

As for Xianzi and Xiao Wei, both of them had suppressed their laughter until their faces turned red, and they were not far away from being able to hold back any longer.

"Smile, smile, smile!"

"The anchor is really brave. He goes to someone's house to have an affair and then wants to beat her husband?"

"My eldest brother knows how to strike first to gain advantage and to strike later will suffer disaster."

"Please change the square dance aunt's music to this one. I'm going to repeat it for a month. It's too crazy!"

"If it is really changed, what will happen?"

"..."

Shen Jingbing noticed the state of several maids and decided to increase his efforts.

He stood up, and the guitar strap on his shoulder bore most of the weight of the guitar. He walked off the stage, plucked the strings quickly, and sang:

"I think you are a little stupid, a little silly!"

"I came to my door in the middle of the night to ask for a beating!"

“My husband is great!!”

"Pinch your big crotch!!!"

"..."

Seeing Shen Jingbing walking off the stage and getting closer and closer to her, the maids laughed even harder.

Especially when I hear the phrase "Pinch your big crotch."

Manman and Yaya almost fainted with laughter. They had long lost their usual goddess elegance, and their pretty faces looked like ripe prawns with red clouds all over them.

Xianzi and Xiaowei took it one step further and couldn't help laughing.

Only Sister Jing was still looking at her maid expressionlessly and shook her head.

But attentive netizens discovered that the corners of her mouth were also twitching, and couldn't help but launch a barrage:
To be continued...