Chapter 135 Damn it! I’m so sore!

Author: Lao Gao lying under your bed

Chapter 135 Damn it! I’m so sore!

The little fat man continued: "I originally thought I would marry a wife who was neither familiar nor unfamiliar, but it wasn't until three months ago that I met her!"

"At the Comic Con, I drank a little too much water and wanted to go to the toilet."

"But this is my first time attending this comic show, and I'm not very familiar with the venue. Plus, I'm a bit of a wanderlust, so I asked several people but couldn't figure out where the restrooms are."

"At this moment, she appeared in front of me like an angel."

"She was not impatient at all and showed me the way in detail. And when she learned that I was a road addict, she even took me to the toilet herself."

"At that moment, I felt my heart beat!"

Listening to the little fat man's story, water friends can completely imagine the scene at that time.

The little fat boy was alone in a comic exhibition. He couldn't find the toilet because he had to urinate urgently, and his whole body showed a sense of embarrassment.

At this moment, a lively and cheerful girl with long hair shawl suddenly appeared.

Like a savior, she took the fat boy who was about to wet his pants to the toilet.

Although this story is somewhat touching, it also makes people laugh uncontrollably.

"Wow... I was so moved that I cried. How could there be such a good girl? I decided to call her 'Guiding Angel'!"

"That's too much! It would be better to call her 'Toilet Angel'!"

"Fat brother, I can see that you are so in need of love!"

"Alas! Such a beautiful girl is not worthy of me, unless she is willing to hand over her salary after marriage."

"This kind of person is really not worthy of big brother! As a big brother, he should come to 298!"

"298? Then we are not allowed to take off?"

"Brother said, this is the only thing I'm good at. I'm a professional tank driver. The younger ones are boring!"

"It's not going to work anymore, call the emergency number quickly, my brother is frothing from the pressure!"

"Generally speaking, the COS circle is quite chaotic, and there are all kinds of monsters and monsters. I suggest that Fat Brother do more research before taking action, and don't get any cauliflower for yourself."

"Ai, if you have a relationship with Mei, nothing will happen to you. The probability is very high!"

"Don't scare fat brother, okay? It's not easy for me to be moved."

"It took me a long time to get excited, but you made me lose so completely? Zhuo!"

Seeing these ridiculing comments from water friends, the little fat man couldn't help but laugh or cry.

He shook his head and said with a smile: "I haven't even written these horoscopes yet, and everyone is already thinking wildly."

Then, he picked up the previous topic and said: "To express my gratitude, I bought her a cup of milk tea."

"Originally, I was planning to invite her out for a meal, but after thinking about it carefully, we have just met, so inviting her out to dinner seems a bit too abrupt."

"She didn't say no like the other girls, but happily accepted it."

"During the chat with her, I learned her name, which is 'Ling Ling'!"

"Although I don't like to go out, I occasionally go out to attend drinking parties with my parents."

"My mother often encouraged me and asked me to chat with some girls and make friends."

"I know what my situation is. I don't have any topics to talk about with those girls at all. They only talk about clothes, shoes, cosmetics, idol stars, etc."

"And what about me? I only know how to play games and watch anime. How can I talk to others?"

"But Ling Ling is different. She is completely different from those girls. She doesn't like those messy brand-name things. Instead, like me, she likes games and animation very much."

"During the time I have been in contact with her, I have become more and more convinced that she is my rightful daughter!"

"And because we had a common topic, the two of us quickly became good friends."

"It's just that the closer I get to her, the more I find that she seems to be deliberately keeping a certain distance from me..."

As he said that, the little fat man showed a look of distress on his face.

After listening to it, water friends also felt a little strange.

"Little brother, this girl is not a senior sea queen who specializes in fishing for you, right?"

"Fat man, I've been here before. Listen to my advice. If you can get anywhere, get out as soon as you can! Don't be a licking dog!"

“No house for licking dogs!”

"I am most familiar with this kind of woman, she is just using you as a spare tire!"

"Mad! My goddess in college kept chasing me, and finally married a fifty-year-old CEO of a listed company."

"Don't scare the little fat guy. Maybe the girl is really not ready?"

"A girlfriend who is willing to play games with you, watch anime with you, and show you all kinds of COS... Are you sure you're not not dreaming?"

"This Ling Ling is so scheming! All the characteristics she shows are just to suit her. No wonder our fat brother fell into a trap and couldn't extricate himself!"

"Fat man, retreat in time and stop your losses! If you continue to sink like this, you will really be taken advantage of!"

"What a joke! Haven't they already been taken advantage of by others?"

Seeing the barrage of water friends, the little fat man shook his head.

He retorted: "Although I have not experienced the kind of girl everyone is talking about, my friends have."

"That kind of girl likes to ask for red envelopes from others every time it's a birthday or Valentine's Day."

"Otherwise, I just want some brand-name bags, shoes, clothes, etc."

"But Ling Ling is different..."

Speaking of this, the little fat man seemed to recall some good memories and said sweetly: "Every time she and I go out to play, she takes the initiative to pay the bill."

"And when I invite her to dinner, she never chooses those expensive restaurants. Instead, she takes the initiative to take me to some fly restaurants with good reputations."

"Even an ordinary Burger King meal can make her smile so happily!"

After hearing these words, the water friends were a little dumbfounded.

This...why does this not match up with what everyone analyzed before?

"Fuck! I'm sore!"

"I'm also upset. How can there be a girl who is so easily satisfied?"

"Oh, I'm so jealous! My new girlfriend must go to a restaurant with a per capita price of more than RMB 500."

"More than 500 per capita? You are also a rich man!"

"If someone invites me, let alone Burger King, even Wallace will make me laugh happily!"

"Brother, aren't you afraid of running away?"

"What are you afraid of? Just treat it as an enema!"

"6! I am really experienced!"

"Fat brother, you can't control a girl like this! Give me her prestige and let me control her!"

"Fat, you are still young and you still have opportunities in the future! Why don't you first introduce to me this beautiful girl who likes to play games, watch anime, and play COS, and is willing to pay for the bill instead of going to high-end restaurants!"

"No more words to say. Fatty, just cherish it! If you miss a girl like this, I guarantee you will regret it for the rest of your life!"

"To be honest, with our fat brother's family situation, he might want to marry another rich man. If he can't guarantee the girl's happiness, it's better not to flirt with her!"

"In order to prevent my fat brother from letting down such a good girl, I am willing to take over the offer..."
Chapter completed!