Chapter 192 Matcha Sister

Author: Lao Gao lying under your bed

Chapter 192 Matcha Sister

"Ahem!"

Looking at this group of sand sculpture friends who habitually crooked their buildings, Lu Heng coughed slightly, attracting everyone's attention.

"Good evening, kids!"

"We are still doing live fortune telling tonight."

"Still the old rules, draw two lucky water friends..."

The water friends in the live broadcast room are all old fans.

As soon as Lu Heng finished speaking, everyone began to give away gifts.

Soon, five minutes are up.

After Lu Heng shouted stop, he clicked the lottery button.

In the blink of an eye, tonight's two lucky water friends have been drawn out.

After he glanced at the two people, he smiled and said: "Let us congratulate 'Matcha Sister' and 'Unlucky Bear' for becoming tonight's lucky water friends!"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room saw this, they immediately followed suit and started making noises.

"Let us congratulate these two lucky water friends who became the victims tonight!"

"I'm ready to laugh, but I don't know what kind of hard work these two can give us?"

"Alas! As Taoist Master's reputation grows, there are fewer and fewer water friends who dare to live a healthy life!"

"Family scandals should not be made public! Even those who suspect that they are cuckolds would not dare to blow themselves up in front of so many people, right?"

"It's normal. After all, in the beginning, everyone didn't know the Taoist priest's abilities, so they were mostly just joking."

"Yes, if everyone doesn't restrain themselves after everyone understands the old Taoist master's abilities, won't he become a laughing stock on the Internet?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I just rely on these good water friends to survive!"

"Don't worry, no matter whether you have the courage to live a good life or not, the victims who are picked by the Taoist priest will bring us happiness in the end!"

"Brothers and sisters, I feel a little depressed recently! I found out that my son is probably the son of my wife's ex-boyfriend."

"Damn it! I just said there was no self-destructing truck, isn't this coming?"

"Really or not? Brother, don't make your brothers happy!"

"More than half a month ago, I heard my wife making a voice call asking my son to call another person daddy. And that person was my wife's ex-boyfriend."

"Let's take a paternity test to see if we are biological. If not, then divorce."

"Even if we are biological, we still have to divorce! My wife always thinks about outsiders, who can bear this?"

"I really don't want to go for a paternity test, for fear of hurting the relationship between the two of them. And I actually know her ex-boyfriend, who is barely my friend. He often comes to my store, and when we play cards, he always

Lose money to me."

"No, brother, you don't want to give up on this? Do you have a hobby of hats?"

"I've been thinking recently, if I were serious, this family might be gone. But if I turned a blind eye, I could take his money, sleep with his wife, and beat him

My son. After all, it seems like it’s not a loss!”

"Brother, you live a really transparent life!"

"It's so cool! But it just feels like one joke after another..."

"The appetizers are finished, now I announce...tonight's fun conference has officially begun!"

Lu Heng looked at the barrage on the screen and was speechless.

This bunch of sand sculpture friends always get off track while chatting.

“Let’s welcome tonight’s first lucky water friend—Matcha Sister!”

After saying that, he sent a continuous wheat invitation to this "Matcha Sister".

After a while, Lian Mai's invitation was accepted.

As the screen shook slightly, a girl with long black hair and straight hair appeared in the live broadcast room.

The girl has a childish face and looks like she is less than twenty years old.

He has long black hair hanging down on his shoulders like a waterfall, a face with a bit of baby fat, delicate facial features, deep and bright eyes, and a smile as warm as the spring breeze blowing on his face.

At first glance, although it is not amazing, it is very comfortable.

"Taoist priest, good evening!"

"I really didn't expect that I would be chosen!"

The girl smiled sweetly, revealing her two dimples.

She pressed her chest gently with both hands, with excitement and excitement in her eyes.

It's like those groupies meeting their idols.

This scene immediately made the LSPs in the live broadcast room howl like wolves and once again started the wife-calling mode.

"After waiting for twenty-five years, I finally see you! Please allow me to call you...wife!"

"Aren't you cheap? Can you please stop calling my girlfriend wife, thank you!"

"Daughter-in-law, I am the husband you have never met and I have never met you!"

"I was walking on the road carrying a bag of oysters. As I was walking, the bag containing the oysters broke and the oysters fell into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud..."

"If it fell into the soil, is it possible that it was mud?"

"Little sister, I see why you are a bit dark? Why don't you leave your contact information and let me help you figure it out."

"Don't forget it, all the abacus beads have hit me in the face!"

"Very early in the morning, when I wanted to utter crazy words, I looked at the IP. I was afraid that I would lose money and have a lot of points deducted. The temperature would be so hot in the sky on the 9th and as cold as the winter in the extreme north. I was even more afraid that the admission score would be high and thousands of students would be rejected.

I hope and stop, but my heart is unwilling."

"Humph! It just started to cool down, so I'll let you go!"

"You old perverts are too disgusting, aren't you? But I also like a girl like this, please give her a Jihui!"

"Little sister, the first time I saw you, I couldn't help but fall in love!"

"Fuck! Every time a beautiful woman appears, you fall in love. How come it doesn't drown you?"

Lu Heng responded with a smile: "My friend, you have a good night!"

"I wonder what my little friend wants to count tonight?"

Upon hearing this, Sister Matcha's face with baby fat instantly became filled with a light blush.

Make her look even cuter.

It also made the Lao Se Pi water friends start beating their chests and stamping their feet.

A girl suddenly blushes, and you know what's going on!

As expected, Sister Matcha looked shy and said: "Taoist Priest, I would like to invite you to help calculate your marriage tonight."

As she spoke, she lowered her red face slightly and whispered: "I just graduated from high school this year and was admitted to a university of my choice."

"On the first day of school, I accidentally lost my mobile phone. I was already crying."

"But not long after, a junior came over and said he found my mobile phone in the cafeteria."

"Although senior, he is not handsome, but he is very masculine, and he is also very gentle and considerate."

"I wanted to treat him to a meal as a way of expressing my gratitude, but unfortunately he declined."

"I felt that he met my requirements for a boyfriend, so I tried to actively pursue him."

"It didn't take long for me to add his authority."

"We chatted happily and got along well with each other. At the same time, he was also very considerate and always cared about me."

"But I don't know why, in reality, there is always a strange feeling of strangeness and alienation between him and me..."
Chapter completed!