Chapter 2 The Fish Take the Bait(1/2)
Chapter 2 The fish takes the bait
Author: Lao Gao lying under your bed
Chapter 2 The fish takes the bait
"666666! I've seen people live streaming eating, and I've seen people live streaming sleeping. This is the first time I've seen someone live streaming fortune telling."
"Brother Hu, go in and take a look. Can you help me calculate my fate with my sister-in-law?"
"If you promote feudal superstition, raising your hand is a report!"
"Anyone who dares to live broadcast fortune telling should have a few brushes, right?"
"What?"
Ah Hu was stunned, and the barrage in the live broadcast room instantly filled the screen.
Obviously, everyone's interest was piqued.
"Okay, since everyone wants to take a look, I'll go in and take a look!"
After Ahu hesitated for a moment, he clicked into this weird live broadcast room.
On the one hand, he was really curious.
On the other hand, he didn't want to reveal his purpose.
Well, you still need to maintain your eating habits!
"Welcome Ahu to the live broadcast room!"
Lu Heng's attire in a Taoist robe and mask, coupled with the somewhat dark room, was really weird.
"Fuck!"
After Ahu entered the live broadcast room, he was instantly shocked.
At the same time, many water friends followed A Hu’s live broadcast and also entered Lu Heng’s live broadcast room.
The popularity, which was still in four digits just now, has skyrocketed in an instant.
"Good guy, I call you good guy!"
"The host's outfit is too scary!"
"Is the anchor in the underworld? Is the internet speed there fast?"
"Can the anchor help me look at the book of life and death in the hand of the King of Hell? It's best to cross out the name for me..."
"I'm counting on my fingers, I'm going to have a bloody disaster today!"
"Fuck! My aunt is here..."
After Ah Hu came back to his senses, he couldn't help but murmur in his heart.
Which live streaming company came up with this stunt?
It's like a heifer stuffed with bombs...
The cow×exploded, okay?
In the past two years, as netizens' tastes have become more and more sophisticated and serious, things have become difficult to deal with.
In order to attract netizens, many anchors become more and more bizarre.
What about staying in a deserted village at night, exploring an ancient tomb at night, breaking into a pigsty at night, kicking in a widow's door at night, etc.
The more bizarre and bizarre it is, the more eye-catching it will be.
So Ahu quickly accepted this kind of online fortune telling.
After pondering for a while, Ahu typed: "Can I really tell fortune tellers?"
"A poor fortune teller is not allowed to ask for money!"
Lu Heng glanced at the barrage, smiled slightly, and deliberately lowered his voice.
"Taoist Priest, if you can really calculate accurately, then I will give you a cloud-piercing arrow!"
Ahu typed again.
The Cloud Piercer Arrow is the most expensive gift in the Tiger Fighting Platform, worth five hundred yuan.
Ordinary people have to think twice before giving such an expensive gift.
But as a well-known anchor on the platform, Ahu's ability to shoot through the clouds is naturally a no-brainer.
"I wonder what my little friend wants to calculate?"
Seeing the fish take the bait, Lu Heng took the initiative to ask.
"Taoist Priest, how do you calculate it here?"
"Is it palmistry, birth date, or fortune teller?"
Ahu asked again.
"It's better to meet each other!"
Lu Heng said, and took the initiative to turn on the continuous microphone function.
Ahu also immediately accepted the invitation.
Soon, Ahu, a handsome man with sharp eyebrows and big eyes, appeared in the live broadcast room.
“My little friend’s face is very good!”
"However, please turn off the beauty function."
"Too much beauty may affect the results of your face."
Lu Heng just glanced at it and saw that Ahu had turned on Beauty.
Good guy, it's a bit outrageous to grind your beard until you can't even see it.
After hearing this, the water friends burst out laughing instantly.
"Huzi, I asked you why you have been looking pretty these past two days. It turns out that you have turned on the beauty function!"
"I've noticed it before, but I didn't feel embarrassed to say it."
"A big man actually uses facial beauty? You want to have a sex change!"
"Brother Tiger, let's be as ugly as possible. At least we must be honest!"
"Turns out I had beauty enabled, I thought beauty was in the eye of the beholder!"
The water friends and fans in the live broadcast room are all people who don't think it's a big deal when people make trouble.
Soon, Ahu’s live broadcast room was once again filled with barrages.
"Ahem..."
Ahu coughed lightly and quickly explained: "My wife did it the day before yesterday. Why am I, a grown man, doing beauty work when I have nothing to do?"
"Taoist Priest, please wait a moment, I will turn off the beauty..."
Ahu fiddled with it for a long time and finally turned off all the beautifiers.
"Brother Hu, why are the dark circles under your eyes so heavy?"
"I know, I know, I should be doing a lot of work when I go home at night!"
"My sister-in-law is pregnant, but she still has such a big appetite?"
"Brother Hu, if you and sister-in-law need anything, I am willing to come to your door and provide service!"
"Brother Hu, the flight ticket has been booked. As long as you say a word, I will parachute!"
"Having been in the industry for fifty years, the old duck has never faced any rivals and is ready to go!"
"The professional man from the island country came uninvited..."
The water friends once again showed their charm of living treasures.
"Okay, okay, brothers, please be quiet for a moment. I want to ask the Taoist Priest to help me tell my fortune!"
Ahu saw that the barrage was getting more and more outrageous and hurriedly changed the subject.
"Taoist Priest, could you please tell me about my past?"
Ahu asked with a smile.
He didn't believe in fortune telling, but for the sake of live broadcast effect, he still had to pretend to be interested.
"Of course you can!"
Lu Heng nodded slightly.
He knew that this was Ahu's test. If it were him, he wouldn't just trust a stranger on the Internet.
What's more, this stranger still practices feudal superstition.
"System, query Ahu's past information!"
To be continued...