: I’m so fooled

Author: ah ok ok ok

: I’m so fooled

"Brother, you didn't commit the same old habit and reported me again, did you?"

After saying these words, the neighbor's expression changed, and the joystick straightened instantly: "No...no!"

"That's good." Chen Yu put the bone chopping knife into his waist and patted his neighbor on the shoulder: "I couldn't sleep well last night because I was afraid that I would be arrested again and I would have to be locked up for at least a month or two."

"No... not anymore. Whoever reports the crime will have a grandson in the future." Hearing the threat in Chen Yu's words, the neighbor buried his head and moved his last box of "treasures" into Chen Yu's home.

"Is the move finished?" Chen Yu leaned on the door frame and glanced at his neighbor's empty house.

"It's... it's over."

"Is there anything else you want to throw?" Chen Yu rubbed his hands: "You can throw it all to me."

The fat neighbor looked back at his home and almost cried: "All that's left is the load-bearing wall."

"Oh, I don't want the load-bearing wall." Stretching out his arms and hugging his neighbor, Chen Yu said, "Let's go, I've been working for so long, I'll treat you to breakfast."

"No!" the neighbor hurriedly refused: "I'll just take a bite..."

"I didn't discuss it with you." Chen Yu interrupted the neighbor, hugged him and walked into the elevator forcefully: "You must eat."

"Then...then...then I'll put on a hat."

Seeing the fat neighbor coming back to the house and covering his head with the title [waste house] with a hat, Chen Yu narrowed his eyes slightly: "Don't you like your title very much?"

The fat neighbor raised his head and glanced at Chen Yu's title of "Waste House": "Do you like the word 'Waste House' very much?"

"Me." Chen Yu touched his head: "I'm okay."

His previous titles were "dead corpse", "murderer", "terrorist" and the like.

In comparison, the title "Waste Mansion" couldn't be more kind...

"Since you don't like your title very much." Chen Yu smacked his lips and his eyes flashed: "Then as a friend, I will help you change it."

"Ah?" The fat neighbor was stunned.

…

"Help...help...help!"

Qingcheng, Central Park.

On a snowy sidewalk, two men were engaged in a chase.

The former is a fat neighbor who is running desperately and is about to go into shock from exhaustion.

The latter was Chen Yu, who was holding a bone chopping knife and followed slowly behind.

"More speed." Chen Yu waved the sharp tip of the knife and aimed at the neighbor's swaying fat butt: "Otherwise, it will be stabbed in the butt again."

"Big...brother...ancestor...please spare me." The fat neighbor was panting like a dead dog: "I really...really...can't run anymore."

"You've just circled the park twelve times and you can't hold on anymore?" Chen Yu chased after him and taunted: "You are indeed a loser, you are such a loser. Your ex-girlfriend broke up with you because you were too short-lived, right?"

"I can't do it anymore...I really can't run anymore."

In the face of absolute exhaustion, no matter how hard you push, it will be useless. When the fat neighbor exhausted the last bit of energy in his body and ran to the twelfth and a half laps, he finally somersaulted and fell to the ground. He groaned and stopped getting up: "

Otherwise...just kill me...just kill me..."

Stopping, Chen Yu saw that his neighbor had indeed reached his limit, so he put away the bone chopping knife and said, "Okay. You have synovitis. Let's stop here for the first morning run today."

"You... how do you... know so many of my secrets?" The fat neighbor turned his head with difficulty and looked at Chen Yu with fear in his eyes: "Even... I even have synovitis..."

"I've been following you for a long time." Chen Yu smiled mysteriously.

Fat neighbor: "..."

He felt worse and worse.

I also regretted my stupid behavior of "reporting" more and more.

"Damn, I deserve to die!"

The fat neighbor looked up to the sky and screamed.

"Huh?" Chen Yu was surprised: "You still have the energy to shout? Then let's run another lap."

Half an hour later.

The morning is getting brighter.

The first ray of sunlight dyed the white snow with a layer of reddish brown.

Taking his neighbor who was leaning left and right to a breakfast shop on the street, Chen Yu waved his hand: "Here are three drawers of steamed buns and a cup of soy milk."

"Three drawers...I can't eat so much." The fat neighbor waved his hands tiredly.

"Who said it was for you?" Taking the plate from the waiter, Chen Yu placed the single cup of soy milk in front of his neighbor: "You only drink this."

Fat neighbor: "..."

"To lose weight, you must not only exercise, but also control your diet." Chen Yu grabbed a beef patty, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed vaguely: "Today...you can't eat...meat."

"Who said I want to lose weight!" The fat neighbor was stunned for a moment, then slammed the table: "Who said I want to lose weight?!"

"Don't you like your title of [waste house]?" After swallowing the food, Chen Yu patted his neighbor's shoulder with his greasy hands: "I'm helping you change, brother."

"I don't have to! I don't want to change..."

"Crack."

Before he finished speaking, Chen Yu slammed the bone chopping knife on the table and continued to eat the meat buns.

The fat neighbor shut up immediately and drank the soy milk silently.

After breakfast, the neighbor still couldn't let go, so he was "coerced" by Chen Yu into a fitness club.

Then I applied for two monthly passes and went to the equipment area on the second floor of the gym.

"Can a 500 kilogram barbell move?" Chen Yu asked.

Fat neighbor: "..."

Chen Yu: "Then let's start with the fifty kilograms."

The fat neighbor had tears in his eyes: "Brother, I beg you, please let me go."

Hearing this familiar line, Chen Yu couldn't help but think of his beautiful memories in the "Police Station" and "Security Bureau"...

"Brother." He smacked his lips, his face became serious, and he said seriously to his neighbor: "If I let you go, who will let you go?"

"……ah?"

"Listen to me, brother, I'm doing this for your own good." Putting his mouth to his neighbor's ear, Chen Yu spoke quickly: "Think about it, who brought it to you now."

Neighbor: "You."

"What words! What words are these?" Chen Yu corrected: "The pain you are experiencing today is all caused by yourself. Think about it, as a citizen, is it wrong for you to report a criminal?"

"I was wrong." The fat neighbor lowered his head and said, "I don't dare to report it anymore."

"Are you really promising? What's wrong with you?" Chen Yu raised his voice: "When a rat crosses the street, everyone shouts to beat him! It's only natural! There are criminals around, so it's reasonable for you to take the initiative to report them! You have virtue and ambition! You are right!"

"...I'm not wrong." The fat neighbor's face darkened: "I am indeed right."

"But the actual result is that you are so unlucky." Chen Yu said angrily: "Is this fair?"

"Unfair!" The fat neighbor looked at Chen Yu bitterly.

"Why is it unfair?" Chen Yu snapped his fingers: "Just because you are not strong enough. You are such a waste. Even a criminal would dare to retaliate against you. Think about it, if you are a muscular man,

You are a pillar of the country, or even a leader of young people, would anyone dare to retaliate against you?"

"That won't happen for sure!" The fat neighbor puffed up his chest.

"So, how should I put it?" Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction: "When sin sees a glimmer of light, it just wants to put out the light quickly. But if what it sees is the sun, let alone revenge, it will instantly

They will all be destroyed by the irradiation."

"You're right..." The neighbor nodded heavily.

"So, all the unfairness in this world comes from you not being strong enough."

"You're right!"

"So do you know why I tormented you yesterday?" Chen Yu Xu Shan said: "It's because you make me admire you very much."

"Admire? Me?" The neighbor was stunned.

"That's right." Chen Yu nodded and waved his hand: "It's been almost a year, and no one in the entire residential building has dared to report me. How sad is this? If you don't stop a crime when you see it, you won't stop it if you see someone falling into the water.

Go rescue, see the old man falls and refuse to help him... degenerate, too degenerate. The coldness of reality and the loss of morals make people gradually lose the bottom line they should have. But..."

After a slight pause, Chen Yu firmly grasped the fat neighbor's shoulders with both hands: "But only you! Only you dare to report me without hesitation."

The fat neighbor was lost in thought: "It's just me..."
To be continued...