Chapter 34(1/2)
: No moral character
Author: Ah, Yes
: No moral character
This is a weird picture.
In the huge factory, hundreds of people bowed in unison, facing Chen Yu on the stage.
Chen Yu on the stage carefully prying the factory window behind him while speaking carelessly.
"The story starts with Pangu's creation of the world."
"Once upon the past, the heaven and earth were in chaos. There was no heaven above and no earth below. Note that the chaos I mentioned here is not the kind that I eat."
"Then it's in this chaos..."
The bald man couldn't listen anymore and wanted to straighten his back: "Your boss..."
"Bang!"
Chen Yu quickly looked fast, and immediately stepped forward and pressed the bald man down: "Have you interrupted? Listen to me."
"...Okay." The bald man gritted his teeth and bent down again.
"Where did I say?"
"The world is in chaos." The long man bowed his head, his face turned bitter, and he felt his waist hurt more and more.
"Oh yes, it's a piece of chaos. Speaking of chaos, the most authentic way is to add white pepper." Chen Yu slowly retreated and began to pry up the window: "Because Chaos food is different from dumplings. One is dipping sauce and the other is non-stick sauce. So one has a salty and light flavor, and the other has no salty and light flavor. But in order to maintain the original taste of the meat filling, you can't put too much salty salt in the meat filling. Big grains of salt, rock salt, and pink rock salt, so what should you use to season? Oh, yes. Just use pepper..."
"Crack." The glass was pried a corner.
"What sound?" The bald man stood up in confusion.
"Bang!"
Soon!
Chen Yu pressed his palm again: "Have you got up?"
"Gang... the leader, there seems to be some noise."
"I have been struggling all my life and finally become the leader of the gang. Can't I fart in public?"
"Ah... the fart sound. That... that's fine." The bald man's body began to tremble: "But leader, I... I have a herniated waist disc and can't last for a long time..."
"I can't bear this pain?" Chen Yu's voice suddenly became stern: "Do you think I made you bend all the time, I was pretending to be? To embarrass you? Farting! None! I taught you my first lesson!"
"Party!"
"Be patient with your current status."
"Be patient with what I'm going on now."
"Be patient with your temporary humility."
"Horse your unbearable torture!"
"No one in this world can succeed casually! Perseverance and perseverance are always our most rare qualities."
"Now I can't stand the pain of bent for a while. Then, how can you bear the pain of losing your head and sprinkling blood in the future? How can you survive it?"
Some words are as thunderous as the ears.
The bald man's face sterned and immediately bent his waist lower: "Gangmaster! What you taught me is your lesson!"
"Do you still remember our slogan?" Chen Yu raised his left hand high and his right hand accelerated to pry the window: "Eliminate human tyranny, the world belongs to the Three Body!"
Hundreds of gang members were inspired, and they spoke in unison, hoarsely, "Eliminate human tyranny! The world belongs to the Three Body!"
"This great cause is not easy. So, what are we going to do?"
"Participate!" everyone yelled.
"Okay! You guys can be taught!" Chen Yu's voice revealed relief: "There is nothing in this world that can be obtained simply. So, now, I will bend down with you too! Let you feel the responsibility and patience of being the leader of the gang! Don't look up, you are a puppy."
"Also, where did I just talk about it? Forget it, let's tell it from the beginning. The story starts when Pangu created the world."
"Once upon a time, there was a person whose surname was Pan Gu and he liked playing basketball very much. One day, his father asked him..."
"Ba"
Accompanied by a slight and uncheckable sound, the factory's dilapidated window was finally pried off by Chen Yu with his fingers.
Blood rushes into the brain!
Chen Yu suppressed the "crazy" excitement in his mind, carefully put down the glass window, and continued in a trembling voice: "So...so, playing basketball does not conflict with eating Chaos at all."
"Why can Pangu eat Chaos without dipping it in soy sauce?"
"Just because the pepper on basketball is the most delicious seasoning..."
“…”
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“…”
The voice stopped.
The factory fell into silence again.
The bald man still kept his bowing posture and his ears moved: "..."
The eldest son's legs were shaking, trying to endure the severe pain from his waist: "..."
The gang members in the audience began to look at each other with their heads down, but none of them dared to lift them up.
As for the leading actress of the Iron Blood Gang, the cousin, she seemed to have fallen asleep bent down. She was shaking but still maintaining a strange balance.
She was quite used to this posture.
“…”
“…”
"Hey, take a look at the new leader." After a long minute, the bald man whispered to the captain.
"Look at it." The horn leader was holding on.
"...Cousin, take a look. The gang leader will not be as knowledgeable as a woman." The bald man looked at his cousin next to him again.
Cousin: “…zzZ”
"Gangmaster?" After hesitating for a while, the bald man decided to do it himself. He shouted tentatively a few times, but received no response. Then he slowly, softly, silently raised his head quietly.
“…”
A gust of cold wind passed through the window frame and "sprayed" coldly on his scalp.
The blow made him feel cold all over his body and he suffered a stroke in his brain.
Gradually, the wind dissipated.
The clouds fade.
The bald man standing alone in the same place finally became clear again. He understood that there was no one in front of him...
After a brief silence, he gradually understood everything.
“…”
"Chen Yu!!"
"I*y mother!!!"
...
"Your mom..."
"mom……"
“…”
The echoes in the distance were like echoes, constantly echoing behind Chen Yu's ears.
Chen Yu was in a panic and quickly accelerated his running speed, gradually reaching the same speed as his usual running speed.
"Oh shit."
"What kind of factory is this?"
"It turned out to be built on the mountain! You deserve to be fucking bankrupt!"
The scenery on both sides of the body quickly retreated, and Chen Yu was almost exerting his energy.
At this moment, he really wanted to turn into a ball.
Just rolled down like that, rolling all the way to the bottom of the mountain.
“Wait a minute…”
To be continued...