Happy Night

Author: Si Wu

Happy Night

"It's over now!"

In the wing room, Cui Shexi was pacing around the room while rubbing his wrists. The corners of his eyebrows were lowered and he made an "eight" wrinkle. His steps were getting faster and faster. I don't know whether he was sad or nervous or anxious.

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"If you don't run when you have the chance, it's even more difficult to get out of a bandit's den now."

Cui Shexi stopped being particular. He lifted up his robe and sat on the floor, "It's better now. My innocence is almost gone!"

He muttered: "I finally escaped, but who would have thought that there would be an ambush on the way back? It's just a matter of time and fate. If the fate is bad, why bother?"

Cui Shexi muttered to himself for a long time, but no one answered him, and he couldn't help but feel frustrated.

"I said, aren't you surprised? I have said so many words and revealed so much information in and out of my words, and you still don't ask me?"

Zhan Shuyun finally gave some reaction, "Aren't you the one who can't sit still now? If you want to say something, you can tell it without asking, so why should we waste time asking."

Cui Shexi jumped up, "No, aren't you nervous at all? Time is running out!"

He clapped his hands anxiously, "Listen to what's happening outside. Do you know what they are doing?"

No one cooperated with the inquiry.

Cui Shexi clapped her palms hard again, "They are holding a wedding ceremony. Do you know why they are holding a wedding ceremony? It is to get married, do you understand? Brother, our innocence is almost at stake!"

"Do you know who the bandit leader is? She is a dominatrix. She is ugly but looks pretty. She specializes in catching young talents and going to the mountains to get married. As far as I know, the dominatrix is ​​already married. No, she is married.

According to her own statement, her thirteenth husband is a concubine, and the principal husband must be a man with both political integrity, talent, and good looks."

Cui Shexi chuckled, "Unfortunately, when I was going to Qin'an, I passed by and she took a fancy to me. She caught me and said she wanted me to be the first wife."

Zhan Shuyun glanced at Cui Shexi casually, "I see you are quite proud."

Cui Shexi cleared her throat and looked solemn, "How can I do that? Of course I will fight to the death, but people have to bow their heads under the eaves..."

Zhan Shuyun answered: "So you still agreed in the end?"

Cui Shexi stared. He didn't answer when he should answer, and he talked nonsense when he shouldn't. It was all the same. Although the female bandit leader's standards of a proper husband were consistent with his, he was a man of integrity!

"So I coaxed her with sweet words to let me go down the mountain."

Ember answered: "So you were caught again, and your sweet talk won't work this time."

Zhan Shuyun echoed: "It's quite smart to still be caught if you are vigilant and on guard. After all, ordinary people can't do it."

Cui Shexi slapped the table with a "thud", and stopped jumping around in the next second, "Oh, it hurts me to death. It hurts me to death."

Zhan Shuyun took a second look and added: "... He is smart. He has a little cleverness, but not much."

Cui Shexi said with a bitter look on her face, "You two, please stop making fun of me. Now we are brothers and sisters in distress. We are all in the same situation. Let's figure out a way to escape together."

"You tell me why I go to Qin'an to see Duan Yulin's sister. She has to come back sooner or later. I can just wait until I come back to see her. Not only have I not seen her, but I have entered a den of thieves and my innocence is not guaranteed. I am afraid that resisting will end in danger."

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"Huh? I think I rhymed with it!"

Zhan Shuyun raised his forehead and shook his head. Maybe he had applied the wrong fertilizer, otherwise he really couldn't figure out how the Qinghe Cui family raised such a strange flower as Cui Shexi. I can't tell if the bones are surprised or not, but the thinking is quite surprising.

"What are you doing with Duan Yulin's sister?" Yu Jin suddenly asked.

"Why?" Cui Shexi said without hesitation: "It's not because Duan Yulin is younger than me, but he is better at learning and doing better than me. He is so favored by grandpa that he can't even compare with me, his own grandson!"

Cui Shexi curled her lips and continued: "I asked him how he could please his grandfather, but he said, 'I was born and never wanted to please'. Do you think he was angry or not?"

"What's wrong with being born? Doesn't he have a rumored twin sister who grew up in Qin'an? When I please his sister, marry Duan Qingwu, and then have a fat baby, isn't it just 'natural'!

If we are related by blood, my grandfather will definitely like me and my children more!"

Zhan Shuyun put his fist to his lips and coughed twice. He glanced at Yu Ember calmly and said, "You're doing a pretty good job with your abacus."

"Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty smart!"

"It's just..." Zhan Shu Yunchi asked: "Aren't you afraid that Duan Qingwu is a Yaksha just like the female bandit leader?"

Cui Shexi waved her hands and said it was impossible, "As for Duan Yulin's appearance, she is definitely the same as his twin sister from the same mother!"

"Hey? I asked you, sister, why did you wear your hood so tightly after entering the room? I didn't take a closer look because of the bumps on the road, and I still don't remember what my sister looks like."

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"What does it look like?"

A stalwart woman is sitting boldly in front of the dressing mirror. She is wearing a bright red lining. Two little girls dressed as maids are standing behind the woman, combing her hair and bun, and the other is standing in front of the woman and tracing her eyebrows.

The woman in the mirror, with dark red lips and a rather large face, has an ordinary appearance, but her voice is graceful. It sounds like an oriole, clear and pleasant, but the voice is far different from her body shape.

At the door, a man stood there reporting today's situation.

"Eyes are eyes, nose is nose, mouth is mouth..."

The woman interrupted, laughed and cursed: "What the hell are you describing? Don't all people look like this?"

The man sneered, "Master, I haven't read and I can't read. I really can't describe what that man looks like. I just think he looks better than others. He looks good everywhere."

He’s even prettier than that young master!”

"Better looking than Cui Xiaolang?"

"Yes, yes, I'm not the only one who thinks so, everyone says so!"

The woman smiled tenderly, and after a moment she ordered: "Since everyone said so, he must be a very good-looking man... Then prepare an extra set of wedding clothes, and simply do it together tonight, so that I can enjoy it too."

The blessing of all the people."

“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha big boss, I guarantee that everything will be done properly for you!”

"Well, I can rest assured that you can do things."

Looking through the mirror, she saw that the man hadn't gone out yet, so she couldn't help but raise her eyebrows, "Let's talk about anything else. As long as it doesn't go too far, we can consider it as appropriate."

The man chuckled and rubbed his hands: "The boss, didn't I say I brought a little lady along with me? Look..."

The woman smiled. She stood up holding the golden phoenix crown inlaid with pearls, agate and other precious stones. She was helped to put on the wedding robe. There was obvious joy in the corners of her eyes and eyebrows: "I wonder what a big event it is. What do you think?

Just like that, it’s up to you to do whatever you want, but I’m very happy tonight, and I’m afraid that you might kill me today and ruin my happy event, so don’t touch her today. After tonight, you can do whatever you want... Ah, don’t we still have folk marriage customs?

Is it a tradition for my brother to get married? Just let the young lady get married as a member of her mother-in-law!"

The light voice spoke light words, and arranged the fate of the three people lightly, just like a feather is light, but they don't know how important it is.
Chapter completed!