Chapter 588: Miserly and picky, startling all the way to folk music
Chapter 588 Stingy and stingy, shocked all the way to folk music
Author: Biantang Wushi
Chapter 588 Stingy and stingy, shocked all the way to folk music
No, no, I mean, look, I have at least ten days on business trips a month, which takes up almost half of the time. This is the house that has been empty for half a month, but I spend one month of rent every month. Tell me, isn’t it a bit too wasteful?
Damn, this kid’s idea is really weird. For a moment, I didn’t know how to answer his words. My two-bedroom and one living room is only 450 yuan a month. Your one-bedroom and one living room will probably not exceed 350 yuan at most. Isn’t that too much? I smiled speechlessly, and finally I could only say, if it really doesn’t work, you can post a notice to see if there are people in similar situations to you. In this way, everyone lives for half a month, will it just solve your troubles?
The guy's eyes lit up, but he quickly scratched his head and said, "It's probably not easy to find, but I'll try it tomorrow."
Ah? Actually, I just said casually and wanted to tease him. I didn't expect this guy to take it seriously. I hurriedly told him, Rocky, you are so good, you are too stingy, right? You have to look big, OK? Don't just stare at this little money all day long, have you never calculated it? Every time you go on a business trip, of course, it's very hard, but just make some money and rent it back? What a simple thing, don't you pretend to be simple in front of me and say you haven't done it, do you have to pay for that dick?
Hahaha, Arthur, I found that you are really proficient in everything. If you don’t do anything, who is so diligent and running out all day long? By the way, let’s communicate, what are you doing?
This guy is so lucky today. He is definitely the top one who has gained the most. I guess he is really happy. This one has caught up with his nearly four months' salary, so his small treasury is really full. In short, people are so happy when they are happy. He let go of drinking. He rarely holds the cup and holds many colleagues for the first time and touches the cup. It is completely different from the usual timidity. He is like a different person. When the show is about to end around 11:30, his eyes are already blurred, and he is whispering some unknown nonsense in his mouth. His steps are a little staggering when he goes downstairs.
It seemed that he had no way to go back. Dave knew that I lived with him, so he asked me to take care of him. I agreed and said there was no problem, so he pulled him downstairs. When he arrived on the side of the road, he stopped several taxis one after another. When he saw this guy's mouth was quack, drunk, and he looked like he was "uh uh uh" and he was afraid that he would vomit into the car and would not want to take this job. Damn, it was really annoying.
Yuki came down just now, and I asked her for a plastic bag, stopped another taxi, and promised that we would not vomit, so we brought the plastic bag. Only then did they reluctantly agree.
I opened the door and asked Rocky to go up first. Unexpectedly, this kid would never go in. I was so angry that I pushed him into the car, then closed the door and went up from the other side. Zitong had already become the front passenger. I quickly took out the plastic and supported it with both hands and placed it under his mouth, just in case, be prepared for any trouble.
But this kid didn't appreciate it. He pushed it away for a while, pushed it away for me, and sprayed feces all over his mouth. At the end, he started crying, saying that his wife looked down on him, his old mother forced him, and his brothers wanted to take advantage of him, and his daughter ignored him, etc.
But no matter how you say it, he still makes "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Fortunately, there was no traffic jam at this point. I quickly entered Minle Village, but the cost was very high, 43 yuan. Zitong paid to get off the car, and I also opened the door, but the kid moved for a long time. I went to the other side to open the car door. When I saw this guy sitting there and was rude, I pulled him out and asked where he lived. I took you back.
I heard him say before that he lives next to Minle Primary School, but there are so many houses, which one is it? I asked for a long time, but he didn't say that he was "Yeah, yeah," he didn't say that he was ugly. Damn, what kind of bird man is this? You said you can't drink, what kind of hero do you take? I owe you so much. If it weren't for you, we would have been home long ago. Otherwise, let him wake up first.
I lifted him up to a stone bench on the side of the road and sat down, and asked Zitong to go to the shop next to buy a bottle of water. Zitong thought I was thirsty and wanted to drink it, so she hurriedly said that she had it in her bag, so she opened the bag and took it out and handed it to me.
I took a big sip, then half squatted down, and sprayed it with a "pop" sound on Rocky's face. Hey, this move is really effective. I saw the boy sensation and finally opened his eyes, but he was still very confused. I just kept doing it. I squirted again, and he finally woke up a lot. At this time, I asked again, and he could finally tell me his address stutteringly.
I asked Zitong to go back first, but she said no, and she had to follow her, so I drove one of Rocky's arm on her shoulder, like a dead pig, and dragged him to the house, and finally almost carried him to the third floor.
When I arrived at the door of Room 304, I asked him to ask for the key, so it would be easy to open the door, but the boy touched his pocket for a long time and didn't take it out. I went to touch it, but I didn't expect that the boy was still very tickled and laughed "giggled" and twisted his whole body. No, I asked Zitong to open his bag again and checked it, but it still didn't.
Damn, what are you doing? I reached out to pinch his chin and asked, Hey, hey, do you have the key? Do you live here? Look carefully, this is 304.
He frowned, squinted his eyes and looked at it. He suddenly felt excited and broke free from me. He rushed to the door and stretched out his fist and smashed the door with a "bang bang". This scared Zitong and I, thinking to myself, is this kid sick? You don't have a key, why are you smashing the door? If I really can't enter the door today, then I can't take you to live in my house, right?
Actually, I have already thought about it. If it really doesn't work, I will send him to a small hotel at the entrance of the village, help him open a room first, and ask him to pay back the money tomorrow. All of these are easy to deal with. In fact, what worries me the most is that if you smash the door so randomly, if it affects the rest of the neighbor next door, everyone will have to go to work tomorrow. If there are two young men coming out, they will beat you up with you, then you have to beside you.
Chapter completed!