Chapter 105: Human face and dog body, reunion dinner

Author: dreamcatcher

Chapter 105: Human face and dog body, reunion dinner

"Fuck!"

Li Xian swooped over, grabbed the big yellow dog's head, and opened its mouth with force, trying to dig out the human elixir.

But they found that the dog's mouth was already empty, and the dog almost swallowed the human pill on the spot.

At this time, the big yellow dog thought Li Xian was playing with him, so he immediately stuck out his tongue and licked his hand, wagging his tail back and forth like an electric fan, and was extremely happy.

"Silly dog!" Li Xian slapped the dog's head. He grabbed the dog's paws with some worry and began to check its body, wanting to see if there was anything wrong with this thing.

Should I perform gastric lavage on him?

What if this human elixir is poisonous?

Or maybe it couldn't be digested at all and was pulled out immediately?

Li Xian was just thinking when he heard the big yellow dog suddenly extended its tongue, rolled its eyes and started coughing crazily!

He quickly patted the dog's back hard, but the pat was in vain. The big yellow dog scurried out and wandered around the room. Then he stood up on his hind legs and stood up, shouting

A strange woman's voice:

"I died so miserably...the great monk of Xu Lianxu...senior brother...senior brother..."

This voice was quite familiar to Li Xian. It was one of the female cultivators who was sucked into the Immortal Refining Vase in the Taoshan Forbidden Land before!

At that time, the female cultivator claimed to be a Void Refining Monk from the Qianyuan Realm. After hiding in the forbidden area and sneaking across, she also reached the state of becoming a god. In the end, she was unexpectedly sucked into the Immortal Refining Vase and refined into a human elixir.

Li Xian's eyes widened, he quietly picked up a stool in his hand, and slowly moved towards the big yellow dog, ready to give it a stool at any time.

Unexpectedly, the big yellow dog turned out to be very well-behaved. Even though he was standing on both legs, he still came over and swayed in Li Xian's arms, sticking out his tongue to lick his hand, and his big dog head shook wildly.

But then, the voice just now appeared again:

"When the body dies and the Tao disappears, hate, hate, hate!... I am very lucky to be with my senior brother today..."

Li Xian and the big yellow dog looked at each other for a few seconds, then immediately brushed away the dog hair on his head and found a human face the size of a palm on top of its head.

It's the face of the female nun from before!

At this time, the face had no expression at all, and his eyes were also pale, giving him the appearance of a dead person. However, his lips were opening and closing unconsciously, making weird sounds from time to time.

Those words just now were spoken by this face.

However, it can be clearly seen that this face has no consciousness. It is similar to the previous human sword, more like an out-of-control Tmall elf.

Is this a side effect of Rendan?

Li Xian patted the still confused big yellow dog with some sadness and said:

"Dahuang, it's hard for you to find a wife..."

A dog with a human face on its head is considered extremely ugly in the dog world, and is obviously at a disadvantage when it comes to choosing a mate.

Just as he was talking, he saw the big yellow dog suddenly looking out the door, leaping up, leaving an afterimage behind, leaping out more than ten meters away, jumping seven or eight meters high, and bit a sparrow in mid-air.

He stopped, landed steadily, and ran towards Li Xian happily.

There are actually spiritual energy fluctuations coming out of this guy's body!

Li Xian's eyes widened, and he could clearly feel that Dahuang's spiritual energy fluctuations had at least reached the level of Qi training!

This guy is practicing!

This is obviously also the function of human elixir.

The rumors about the Qianyuan world that Yin Ruoxi mentioned before are not wrong. The human elixir poured out of the Immortal Refining Bottle can allow ordinary people without spiritual roots to obtain spiritual roots and practice on the spot.

And it’s not only effective for people, it’s also effective for dogs.

Li Xian couldn't help but think of the grocery store spirit root that he had worked so hard to obtain, and the big yellow dog at home just ate personal pills and refined his energy on the spot. It looked like he was much more powerful than his master.

Speechless.

People are more irritating than humans, and humans are even more irritating than dogs!

Just as he was thinking about it, Dahuang had already picked up the sparrow and placed it in front of Li Xian, wagging his tail as if asking for praise.

There was indescribable pride in his eyes.

Li Xian touched the dog's head, but accidentally touched the face on the back of Dahuang's head. He felt a chill, then patted the dog's crotch and said:

"You can eat it yourself. You don't have to give it to me. I've already eaten it."

Dahuang understood, immediately opened his mouth to bite the sparrow, and began to devour it.

It usually lies on the ground and stares at the sparrows on trees and eaves. Now that it is finally able to hunt, it is not very happy.

Li Xian stroked Dahuang's back, feeling very pleased.

He has had this dog since he was in college, and he has kept it for seven or eight years. It is still quite well-behaved. At least when he has something good for him, he knows how to give it to his owner first, and he does not love it in vain.

But the side effects of this human pill are really worrying...

Li Xian looked carefully at the back of Dahuang's head. Under the layers of dog hair, the strange woman's face had closed her eyes and mouth, as if she was asleep.

If you don’t remove the dog hair and take a closer look, you can hardly tell that it is a human face. It is more like dog skin folds caused by obesity.

However, Li Xian will never take this lightly.

Who knows when this thing will wake up and what other side effects it will have.

Judging from the artifacts left by these powerful demons that we have come into contact with so far, whether it is the tablet of the Pole Star Demon King or the human sword, there should be something more weird and evil.

From now on, this dog must be taken with you and observed carefully.

Otherwise, if one day the goddess-incarnation girl comes to borrow a dog's phantom soul, it will be troublesome.

Do you want to refine rhubarb into dog elixir? You can't bear to do it.

But if this guy really has no other side effects, and just grows a human face on the back of his head, and occasionally complains and talks nonsense, then the meaning of the human elixir will instantly become different.

Just because of this level of side effects, it is estimated that many people will desperately want to take the human elixir and gain the ability to practice.

Li Xian picked up the rhubarb and carefully inspected it inside and out, making sure that there were no other problems with it for the time being, and then he felt relieved.

Still have to observe.

The parents soon came back from a visit to visit relatives. Both of their faces were glowing. They beamed when they saw Li Xian. It was obvious that this son had given them great marks and gained a lot of face. They didn't know how he was praised by relatives and neighbors.

After taking the elixir given by Li Xian yesterday, the two of them had also changed very obviously. They looked at least ten years younger, and all kinds of ailments caused by years of hard work had been greatly relieved.

At this time, I looked at my son and saw how he looked at me.

In the evening, the support team led by Ling Ning also returned to the small courtyard and immediately reported the investigation situation to Li Xian.

Most villages and towns throughout Linchuan County and surrounding counties have been deeply affected by Luofu Gate, and hundreds of thousands of people have become followers of Luofu Gate.

The Luofu Sect also recruited tens of thousands of handyman disciples, hundreds of outer disciples, dozens of inner disciples, and several true disciples.

It is said that the outer sect, inner sect and true disciples are all practitioners who can practice.

Among them are a mixture of fish and dragons, including practitioners who have awakened in this world, as well as reincarnations of some small sects and casual practitioners.

The current leader of the Luofu Sect, Luo Laowai, has changed his name to Luo Yunlong. It is said that he is an alchemy monk.

In recent days, the originally low-key Luofu Sect has become very arrogant and domineering. Various disciples within the sect have had many conflicts with the surrounding people, and even criminal cases have occurred, attracting the attention of the local Public Security Bureau.

However, Luofumen's energy was so huge that it suppressed all these things.

After listening to the report from Ling Ning and others, Li Xian nodded slightly to indicate that he understood.

He didn't want to have anything to do with this Luofumen and didn't bother to care about it at all.

After all, this kind of thing is definitely happening in Zhongzhou and all over the world, and it is impossible to control it.

Anyway, after celebrating the New Year, I will take my parents away from here and go to Qingcheng. It is better to have less to do than to do more. I will have a good New Year first.

What kind of threat does this Luofumen really pose? It is also suppressed by the transfer management bureau system.

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye it’s New Year’s Eve the next day.

According to local tradition, the whole family gathers together for a reunion dinner at noon on New Year's Eve.

Li Xian's grandma left early. Everyone has always returned to their hometown during the Chinese New Year and ate with the elderly at his grandfather's house to celebrate the New Year.

His parents went over early to help and refused to let Li Xian go over to work.

After Li Xian got up, he gave Ling Ning and the others a day off, allowing them to move around freely today. After saying thank you for their hard work, he practiced Kung Fu in the yard for a while. At almost noon, he took the big yellow dog and wandered to Grandpa's house.

at home.

At this time, the old man's small courtyard was much livelier than usual, and most of his relatives had returned.

Li Xian's father, Li Guozhong, has a total of five brothers and sisters, four boys and one girl. Li Guozhong ranks third.

Li Xian's father and uncle have been staying in the village to take care of his grandfather, while his second uncle and brother-in-law are working in the county town.

The younger brother-in-law runs a small supermarket, and the second uncle is a clerk in the Housing and Urban-Rural Development Bureau.
To be continued...