Chapter 1 In this time travel, I might as well dress up as a dog

Author: 月号号

Chapter 1 In this time travel, I might as well dress up as a dog

Life is impermanent, the large intestine wraps around the small intestine,

Some people want to travel through time, but they can't live or die.

While Shi Chaochao was in the mood to go shopping at Begonia, suddenly everything in front of him went dark.

When I opened my eyes again, there was an unfamiliar voice in my ears.

“If you really like someone, you should be willing to give everything for that person.

What's more, there are many people who like me, and without exception they are prettier, gentler, and richer than you. But I only gave you this opportunity.

Shi Chaochao, you just slept with others, but what I lost was the principle of not falling in love.

I paid such a high price for you, but instead of being moved, you are still hesitating."

"."

How dare you use such rubbish PUA talk to deceive people?

While complaining, a bunch of disorganized information poured into Shi Chaochao's mind.

Ten seconds later,

The face of an old man on the subway.

She, a good young person in the 21st century who has correct thoughts, healthy outlook on life, and resolutely resists gambling and drug abuse, unexpectedly found herself in a refreshing article about the entertainment industry that destroyed her outlook on life.

This book is about the poor heroine Song Mingyue, who was adopted as an adopted daughter by a wealthy family. With a Mary Sue halo comparable to that of a little sun, she took in the male lead, hooked up with the second male lead, and raised a hundred and eighty-year-old children outside.

The story of a fish.

And Shi Chaochao is the real daughter of that wealthy family and the most useful tool of the heroine.

The heroine has a bad background and is abandoned on the roadside.

It doesn't matter, the original owner descended from the sky and took her home.

The heroine lacks family affection and has no solid backing.

It doesn't matter, the original owner happened to have a brother and a father.

The heroine disliked the original owner for blocking things and being an eyesore,

It doesn't matter, the original owner will commit suicide to make way for him.

In the plot, less than ten years after the heroine came to the original owner’s house, she had completely replaced everything about the original owner.

The father and brother held the original owner in the air.

Without family affection, the original owner could only place his spiritual trust on his idol Ding Mu. Unexpectedly, he fell into the trap of the heroine and gradually fell into the abyss of PUA.

The time when Shi Chao Chao crossed over happened to be the day of the unspoken rule,

The original owner, who had been PUA for a long time and had no self-esteem, actually went to the hotel room, met the anti-pornography brigade, and was treated as a special profession and entered the police station.

After it was released, the video in the hotel had already gone viral on the Internet.

The unstoppable verbal abuse, the silent indifference of his family, and Ding Mu's condescending contempt almost caused the original owner to have a mental breakdown.

The heroine is still pretending to come to express condolences,

Knowing that he had been someone else's springboard from the beginning, the original owner collapsed completely and found a remote area to commit suicide by swallowing pills.

This life experience is really worse than that of a dog.

But he wasn't much better.

Recalling the last description he saw, Shi Chaochao clasped his hands together and prayed devoutly:

"Hurry up and shut down your phone, hurry up and leave your innocence in this world."

Impossible~impossible~whatever you think is impossible~

Shichaochao "."

I hate some cell phone ringtones that have no sense of boundaries.

——

Ding Mu's call continued, and the tone on the other side became more and more intense and irritable.

Shi Chaochao ignored him and walked northeast for a while.

When she came to a light sign, she stopped and imitated the original owner's soft tone and replied: "Okay, I will do anything for you."

After hearing what he wanted to hear, the irritation between Ding Mu's brows dissipated a little. He recalled the tutorial and deliberately emphasized his tone: "Three minutes and fifty-seven seconds have passed just now.

What passes is not time, but my love for you. Forget it this time, next time I ask you to do something, you should do it immediately.

I'll send you the address, so hurry up and don't make Director Li and others angry."

Ding dong~

A message pops up from the top,

Shi Chaochao raised the corners of his lips, cut off the call, and waved his phone to the police in front of him: "I'm calling the police. Someone is using mind control to abduct weak and innocent women and engage in hidden rules in exchange for benefits."

Zhang San paused for a moment, then raised his eyes to look at Shi Chaochao. His expression was dazed for a moment, but he soon regained his clarity.

Shi Chaochao continued to speak:

"Ding Mu used PUA means to ask me to go to the hotel to find Li Zhong. There is probably a business chain behind this."

Hearing Li Zhong's familiar name, Zhang San immediately became serious.

This person happened to be involved in a suicide case of an actress.

Shi Chaochao chuckled, "I know you have been suffering from lack of clues before, so you were unable to arrest and interrogate Li Zhong.

But what if he is involved in sex trafficking this time?"

His slender, snow-white fingertips tapped on the screen, which happened to be the hotel address that Ding Mu sent.

When the words reached this point, Zhang San instantly understood the meaning and stood up with surprise on his face: "Thank you for your efforts. The police will definitely do their best to protect your safety."

Shi Chaochao raised his lips and smiled.

"But wouldn't it be a bit cliche to just break through the door? Let's try a different way to make our debut this time."

Zhang San: "What do you mean?"

Shi Chaochao's foxy eyes narrowed slightly and he spoke slowly...

Five minutes later, she walked out of the police station with brisk steps.

My phone has been vibrating from the beginning. When I opened it, I saw that it was filled with missed notifications.

The source is all dingmu.

"How ironic, these five minutes are more than the original owner has received in the past year."

After saying this,

Ding Mu's call came again.

Shi Chaochao took a deep breath and pressed down to answer.

"Shi Chaochao, why haven't you arrived yet? Director Li is already urging you."

Listening to this almost hysterical roar, Shi Chaochao rolled his eyes, then pinched his throat and cried nervously: "I accidentally got off the wrong station just now, and I don't know where I am now."

The anger in Ding Mu's heart became even higher: "Don't you have any brains? Just get off at the wrong station and just take a taxi there."

"But." The weak female voice trailed off instantly, "But I gave all my salary to you, and I can't afford the two hundred taxi fare."

"You idiot, where did you go? The taxi fare is two hundred."

The urging messages from Director Li kept ringing, and Ding Mu became even more irritated. He was too lazy to continue talking nonsense and clicked on the transfer page.

"Hurry over there, I'll lend you the two hundred dollars left!"

"good."

Shi Chaochao looked at the two thousand numbers on the transfer page, his eyes lit up, he immediately collected the money and set up an automatic reply.

Ding Mu: [I added an extra zero, so I quickly returned the extra one thousand and eighty]

Shi Chaochao:【I love you】

Ding Mu: [Why do women need so much money? Give it back to me]

Shi Chaochao:【I love you】

[Don’t you fucking want to pay it back?]

【I love you】

Ding Mu was so furious that he just wanted to throw his phone away when a message came from the top of WeChat, and his ferocious face instantly softened.

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