Chapter 54 How Much Money Durex Gives You, I, Jissbon, Will Give You Twice
Chapter 54: How much money Durex will give you, I, Jiesbon, will give you twice as much.
Author: 月号号
"What!"
Yuan Ming's voice was a little louder, and now he didn't care about anything else, and hurriedly led Song Mingyue into the narrow path in front of him.
[I am convinced, does Shi Chaochao still have any conscience, he actually left his teammates and left alone]
[Yes, our family has a girl named Ming Yue, how can she bear it? 】
[Fortunately, Yuan Ming is here, little brother is really warm, and I can kowtow again. 】
[Are you okay? I am being hunted. Are you going to run away and wait for death? 】
[No, no, no, they think Shi Chaochao should fight the hunter alone in front, so as to give their idol a good place to fall in love]
[One thing to say, I feel that Song Mingyue is really useless. She is so delicate that she gasps for breath after taking only two steps. She needs someone to protect her along the way. Why are the other two female guests not like her? 】
[Our family Ming Yue is not in good health, can’t she take more care of her? Besides, the grapes upstairs are sour because she can’t eat them.]
[Yes, yes, I am still participating in this event when I am not in good health, and I don’t let anyone tell me if I don’t perform well.]
【Is it true that no one speaks out for Ding Mu? 】
[Wait a minute, look over there at Shi Chao Chao, I feel like that resurrection card is going to be used.]
The words woke up the quarrelsome people, and netizens hurriedly cut to the live broadcast room of Shi Chaochao,
on the screen,
The two of them ran in front, followed by six hunters.
The distance between the two teams is getting smaller and smaller,
The chase ended with the fleeing duo stopping.
One step forward is eight gun ports, one step back is an abyss.
Shi Chaochao stood on the edge of the cliff and swallowed: "Thank you, Best Actor, flowers are not as bright as a hundred days. Our invincible team is destined to end today.
For the sake of our shared life and death, why don't you tell us your bank card password and the location of the small vault?
Those unspent money, after I die, I will possess someone else to help you spend it."
Xie Shiyu rubbed his eyebrows and said helplessly, "...don't go crazy."
"Okay, then I can only take out my secret weapon."
Shi Chaochao sighed quietly.
The pupils of the eight hunters dilated, and they couldn't help but tighten their weapons and prepare for the attack.
Then, they saw Shi Chaochao take out a shiny box from his trouser pocket.
Familiar brand, familiar English letters of sex.
[Pfft, pfft, I’m laughing like crazy. Can anyone tell me why I took out a condom? 】
[Hunter, the atmosphere has been set up, but you actually acted like this]
[How much Durex will give you, I will give you twice as much as James Bond.]
The barrage burst into laughter, and the hunters did not hide their laughter. In the end, this is just a variety show, and for the sake of the variety show effect, they will let loose symbolically.
Just like now, in a certain death situation, they don't mind giving their prey a little more time.
"Don't forget, there is more than one way to God."
After saying that, Shi Chaochao held the small box in front of his chest with both hands.
"True love is to let the blood
Boiling to the last moment, no matter how tortuous the process is, it will definitely reach its peak in the end.
in addition,
The more you observe your surroundings, the more knowledge you can acquire (four tones).”
Not wanting to waste time, the leader of the hunters picked up his gun and said fiercely: "Have you finished your last words?"
"That's it." Shi Chaochao nodded and arched his eyebrows, "Thank you for listening to me for so long.
In return, I would like to give you a friendly reminder to protect your face."
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The hunter ignored these words and walked towards the prescribed shooting range with his gun in hand. He took a step forward without thinking.
A force came from the calf position, the center of gravity shifted downwards, and the whole person fell uncontrollably.
Seeing that I will soon be intimate with Mother Earth,
Some people stabilized their center of gravity and stood still, but before their bodies could stand firmly, there was a roaring sound.
With a loud noise, several people fell directly into the crack and were stuck inside, unable to get up or down.
Hunters and guests have different death mechanisms. As long as they are shot, they will die.
Resolutely not giving up until the last moment, the hunter is ready to fight back with weapons.
However, before some of them even touched the gun, Xie Shiyu's bullets came.
Some people managed to get hold of the gun, but in the end they were like a nimble loach, with every shot being perfectly missed.
With no hope of counterattack, the leader of the hunter gave up the struggle and shouted to the sky: "When did you set the trap?"
"If I don't tell you, you will be curious all day long."
"It's not a whole day, it's a lifetime." Another hunter was so curious that he spoke eagerly.
Shi Chaochao raised the corners of his lips: "Then I won't say anything. It would be great if people could remember me for free for the rest of my life."
hunter:"."
Silence, silence is today's island.
Xie Shiyu glanced at her and explained slowly: "I happened to come here when I was escaping before, and I pulled a rope. Why did the ground collapse? It just exceeded its own load. As for the reason, I went back to the mainland to find the reason.
You’ll understand if you read the book on the internal structure of matter.”
[Hahahaha, thank you for being awesome]
[You are all praising Xie Shiyu’s knowledge, but I am different.
My focus is entirely on that pair of advertising slogans.]
[Yes, yes, the wheels of the car really hit my face. I give full marks to this copywriting]
[By the way, through the scene just now, I have concluded a truth: villains die because they talk too much, so don’t talk when you take action. 】
[Hunter: That’s very well said, but it’s a pity that it was a few minutes late]
As the staff took the hunter away, the cliff returned to its former tranquility. Shi Chaochao pushed Xie Shiyu carefully around the collapse area.
Although I knew that his legs were not disabled, I always felt something was wrong when I saw the wheelchair not being pushed.
"By the way, do you think Yuan Ming and the others are gone, as well as Kong Xia and Yuan Wang?
These two people never showed up from the beginning."
"Perhaps there is an ambush hidden somewhere."
A low-pitched male voice sounded in his ears. Shi Chaochao thought for a moment, but unexpectedly, a sound broke through the air from the side,
Before I had time to dodge, there was a dampness on my shoulders, and the light yellow coat was dyed red by the paint.
"."
She was shot, and the enemy's direction and location were unknown.
Shi Chaochao did not dare to stay, and immediately ran to the nearby grass, squatted down, pulled the corner of Xie Shiyu's clothes, and breathed heavily at the tip of his nose: "Xie Best Actor, you must be happy.
You want to be happy,
Even if you don't have me in your world, you must live happily."
Xie Shiyu frowned enough to kill a mosquito.
"So, this is why you use me as a shield."
Shi Chaochao chuckled and waved his hand: "The word "shield" is so vulgar. We call this friendship within the team. I'll play with you, and the main thing is fairness."
He caught a glimpse of the man squatting like a quail behind him,
Xie Shiyu pursed his lips, lowered his eyebrows, raised his hand to unbutton his suit,
"Wait a minute, Mr. Xie, what are you doing!
Don't let this worldly flesh destroy our stronger revolutionary friendship,
I'm a serious person. Even if you ask me to touch your abdominal muscles, you won't volunteer to be a human shield.
Unless you let me touch other parts."
Chapter completed!