Chapter 29 The top yin and yang, as expected of you, Su Han!(1/2)
Chapter 29 The top yin and yang is worthy of you, Su Han!
Author: stay up late code slave
Chapter 29 The top yin and yang is worthy of you, Su Han!
At this time, the debate in the live broadcast room became increasingly fierce.
Some have even escalated to personal attacks.
Countless female netizens hope that Su Han will stand up immediately.
Beat up the ordinary men in the live broadcast room who look at people through their nostrils.
But Su Han still looked calm.
Just when the female netizens hate the iron in their hearts and feel very aggrieved.
Su Han spoke slowly.
"Seeing how excited some of the brothers were in the live broadcast room, I guess many of them are fans."
"As fans, I think you also had football dreams when you were young."
As soon as Su Han said these words.
The tense atmosphere in the live broadcast room quickly subsided.
Because, after hearing what Su Han said.
Male trolls feel that Su Han does not refute them like other female water friends.
Even this beautiful anchor cared about their dreams.
Indeed, most men have had a football dream.
On the green field, he showed his heroic appearance and sweated vividly.
Some male water friends also began to recall in the barrage area how handsome they were when they were playing football in their school days.
Some are on the school team, and some are even captains of the football team.
Seeing this, Su Han just smiled.
"You guys, I think many of you meet the standards of male football players!"
Su Han's words immediately received support from all the male friends in the live broadcast room!
After all, what men lack most is blind confidence!
"I am very happy to see that many brothers agree with what I said, because you have a very clear understanding of yourself."
"As for why I say that many irons meet the requirements of male football players?"
"The reason is very simple."
"Although you are bald and have a big belly, these are not problems!"
"Because there is really no difference between you and the Dragon Kingdom men's football team!"
"First of all, you can't get along with others."
"Second, you all use your eyes to defend."
"Third, you all can't pass the ball accurately."
"Fourth, none of you can score a goal."
"Fifth, you can't stop the ball."
"Sixth, after losing, you can all be nonchalant and continue to dance in nightclubs at night!"
"Also, what makes you better than the Dragon Kingdom men's football team is that you can score goals with your mouth!"
"So, I think you meet all the criteria of a football player!"
Su Han listed seven reasons in one breath.
Many male netizens in front of the screen were stunned as if there was thunder in their ears!
Everyone looked at Su Han with horrified eyes.
Some male netizens want to type, but when the words come to their lips, they just can’t come out!
Because what Su Han said is indeed the current situation of most boys playing football in their teenage years!
After all, they are not professional players.
Oh no, it should be said that after all, professional Rulong national men's football players are indeed like this!
The female netizens who reacted burst into laughter instantly!
"What Sister Han said is so realistic! My ex-boyfriend has such good qualities in playing football!"
"At first glance, I feel that the anchor is connoting it, but when I think about it carefully, I feel that she is telling the truth!"
"I think there's one thing the host hasn't said yet, that is, they all love to eat sea cucumbers!"
"The sisters upstairs are going to laugh me to death! There's nothing wrong with me!"
"Sister Han, if you are so good at talking, the literary world of Long Country needs you!"
"The host is really capable and will never let us down!"
"Hahahaha, brilliant, absolutely brilliant!"
Before everyone could come to their senses.
Su Han's voice sounded again.
"I know you all have football dreams in your hearts, but if there are too many people competing for the men's football position."
"I think it would be great if you could step back and be a commentator. After all, from the beginning to the end, there are no more than five lines."
Su Han finished speaking.
Some netizens couldn't help but asked out of curiosity.
"Five sentences? Which five sentences?"
When the male netizen finished asking, he subconsciously felt something was wrong.
Su Han seemed to be connoting them just now.
Why couldn't I help myself from asking questions again?
Although this male netizen had to admit that what Su Han said was quite insightful.
But doesn’t this give her another chance to express her inner meaning?
After asking the question, the male netizen couldn't help but want to slap himself.
I am completely incapable of opening and lifting the pot.
It's like shooting yourself in the foot.
And after this male netizen asked.
Some other netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but become curious.
"Sister Han, what are the five lines?"
"Hahaha, I always feel that these five lines are not good lines."
"Anchor, tell me now, I'm going to be mad at you!"
"Watching Sister Han's live broadcast is just like watching a cross talk. Oh no, the cross talk is not as good as her!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room kept urging Su Han.
When Su Han saw this, she stopped talking.
Answer immediately and decisively.
"The first sentence: There is not much time left for the national football team!"
"Second sentence: It is only theoretically possible for the national football team to qualify!"
"The third sentence: Although we lost, we saw progress and hope!"
"Fourth sentence: The national football team underestimates the enemy!"
"Fifth sentence: Good shot, solo, oops, the ball flew away!"
Although Su Han has never watched a complete game of the Dragon Kingdom men's football team.
But as a person of two generations, I have watched many short videos edited by netizens about the Dragon Kingdom men’s football team.
When these five lines are said that can be heard in almost every Dragon Country men's football game.
Many netizens burst into laughter in front of their mobile phones.
There are many male netizens among them.
Obviously, football commentary is certainly not as simple as Su Han said.
To be continued...