Chapter 167 You go back and get a dog(1/2)
Chapter 167 You go back and raise a dog
Author: The chef of 300 jin
Chapter 167 You go back and raise a dog
Liu Che stepped out of the wooden door of the kitchen suite, but Narentoya picked up a kitchen knife, blocked it with a fierce breast, and insisted that he apologize to 'Brother Yang Chuan and Sister Xiaoman'...
It's simply!
The man outside is the emperor, who is nothing more than an ancient beast. He can kill a person even if he farts. How could he be threatened by a little girl with a kitchen knife?
This time, the calculation was miscalculated.
First, Liu Man rushed up and bit and scolded him. Then, Narentoya is so dead child, so why are you carrying a kitchen knife?
Yang Chuan felt his scalp numbness, and pushed Liu Man away, and wanted to run out to rescue Liu Che, so as not to be stuck in the little girl by the angry emperor.
Unexpectedly, Liu Che was just stunned for a moment and asked: "Are you protecting your sister Xiaoman?"
Narentoya ignored his words, waved the kitchen knife a few times, and cursed fiercely: "Yes, this stinky man, why don't you apologize to my brother Yang Chuan and sister Xiaoman!"
Liu Che smiled bitterly and said without looking back: "Yang Chuan, Liu Man, I'm wrong."
After saying that, he carefully bypassed the fierce Narentoya and walked away...
...
Listening to Liu Che's footsteps, he finally couldn't hear it after a few breaths. Yang Chuan secretly breathed a sigh of relief and fell on the wooden bench: "Narentoya, why don't you put down the kitchen knife!"
He just felt that the clothes on his back were almost wet with cold sweat.
Narentoya reached into a small head, and saw Yang Chuan and Liu Man and both were fine, so she felt relieved: "Brother Yang Chuan, Sister Xiaoman, is Narentoya amazing?"
Yang Chuan smiled bitterly: "Well, it's very awesome."
Liu Man was still sad. He squatted on the ground and cried more and more. He was covered in tears and snot, and he was muttering and cursing, but he was just a few "scumbags", "stinky people", "stinky people", "stinky
Words like face'.
Narentoya ran over and rubbed Liu Man's spine with her two little hands, and comforted her very considerately: "Sister Xiaoman doesn't cry. My dad said that the proud oriole bird has broken its wings, and there will always be a mad dog to pounce.
Come up and bite it, and wait until the next time I see the stinky man, let’s go up together and grab his face!”
Liu Man nodded vigorously: "Well, let's go together next time!"
Yang Chuan was so angry that he couldn't help but curse: "Next time I see Lao Liu, I'm not allowed to bite me again... Well, I'm not allowed to curse and swear."
Narentoya refused to accept it, opened her eyes wide, and asked seriously: "No, Brother Yangchuan, don't you tell us often that when your friends come, there are wine and meat, and when your jackal comes, there are steel guns and irons.
A knife?
Those adults are shameless and specialize in bullying children. Are they not jackals?"
Yang Chuan felt tired, waved his hand and said powerlessly: "Anyway, you are not allowed to beat and scold Lao Liu..."
...
Liu Che ran out of Yang's kitchen and walked straight towards Princess Pingyang's attic. In the darkness, dozens of shadows also moved and followed closely.
Walking down the attic, Liu Che stopped, shook his clothes, and processed several strands of hair that were scratched by Liu Man, and then slowly climbed the stairs.
The wounds on her face, neck and back of her hands were helpless. That dead girl was so cruel that she was exactly the same as her aunt Princess Pingyang when she was a child. It made people itchy when she thinks about it!
"emperor!"
"His Majesty!"
“…”
Liu Che just walked into the attic. A group of civil and military ministers and palace ladies stood up and bowed to salute. Huo Qubing also wanted to step forward to salute and greet him, but Cao Xiang pulled him behind, hid behind a huge bookshelf, and squat quietly.
Got down.
"You are looking for death. I didn't see my uncle's face being caught!" Cao Xiang cursed quietly.
"Ah? No, who did it?" Huo Qubing, the silly man, was about to run out, but was pulled tightly by Cao Xiang, and finally failed.
"Everyone is waiting to be hungry," Liu Che walked to his embroidery bed without changing his face, waved his hand lazily, "Everyone sits down, and stands and speaks with a pain in his waist."
Everyone looked at each other for a breath or two and sat down silently.
Everyone can see that the emperor went out to "hammer the man" this time, but it seemed that someone had a hammered back. Not only did he have obvious scratches on his face and neck, but he seemed to have been bitten by someone on the back of his hand?
What's particularly outrageous is that the cotton robe that the emperor borrowed from Ji An, which made people tear several holes.
In this case, who would dare to provoke him...
Of course, there are also people who are not afraid of death. For example, the beautiful Li next to Liu Che, who saw that the emperor was scratched on his face and bitten on the back of his hand, but he still looked indifferent, and immediately felt a little sad.
This is clearly because I ran out to steal fishy fish and was scratched by another woman?
"Your Majesty, the wound on your face, oh, what's going on with the wound on your back? Come on, I'll rub it for you..." Meiren Li looked like silk, pointed to the orchid, and pinched a silk scarf.
You have to wipe the blood on the back of your hand.
Unexpectedly, the emperor, who had always been kind to her, suddenly turned gloomy and said lightly: "Get out."
"Your Majesty, I will wipe the blood on the back of your hands..."
"roll."
"Your Majesty, whose dog bites it? Do you feel pain?"
"roll!"
With a loud bang, Liu Che entered the violent mode instantly and kicked the desk in front of him for seven or eight steps. The fruit glass cups, golden wine vessels, bamboo slips and other items on it were spilled all over the floor.
.
Meiren Li was shocked and was about to speak, but Liu Che kicked her in the heart. With a scream of pain, she rushed back and took several steps straight.
"His Majesty calms down."
"Your Majesty takes care of the dragon body!"
The ministers quickly left the seat, bowed and bowed, saying "death crime". They were all silent, and they felt that there was a danger of a disaster.
"Come on, drag this bitch to me and send it back to Chang'an City overnight!"
"There is that Li Yannian, why don't you get out for me!"
Two fat palace ladies appeared quietly, mentioned the life-and-death beauty Li, and made a big stride out of the attic, and naturally sent him to Chang'an City.
Li Yannian had already looked like earth, his whole body was shaking like a sieve. He walked up tremblingly, and collapsed to the ground with a thud: "Your Majesty..."
After venting this, he finally let out a breath of anger that was blocked in his heart. Liu Che immediately regained his previous indifference and calmness, waved his hand casually, and said warmly: "Everyone can sit down, sit down and talk."
Then, he looked at Zhang Tang: "Zhang Tang, come here and try it in front of everyone, ask, and make me a delicious appetizer."
Zhang Tang bowed to accept the order, walked to Li Yannian with a blank expression, and said coldly: "Shishou, tell me, who is instructed by you to go to Yang's kitchen privately?"
Li Yannian peeked at Liu Che, suddenly sighed, and said, "Zhang Tang, I was wrong, you can convict me of death."
Zhang Tang ignored his words and asked coldly again: "Who is instructed by you to enter Yang's kitchen privately?"
"No one is instructed, Zhang Tang, you should convict me of death," Li Yannian spoke again and said wailingly: "As the Minister of the Condor, I care about the safety of the Emperor. I can't sleep all day and night, and I dare not let myself go.
When my mind was a little relaxed, I committed such an unforgivable sin;
Zhang Tang, please let me die Li Yannian.
Only when I die, my heart can be free from the emperor's daily life, joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness, and every drink and food..."
When he said this, Li Yannian looked very sad, crying bitterly, and grabbed his hair with one hand, pinched his fist with the other hand, and beat the left chest and heart-mouthed position, as if
It hurts so much there.
If Yang Chuan was here, he would definitely exclaim: "Wucao, the great Han actor is the best actor!"
Sure enough, under Li Yannian's grief, Liu Che's face gradually calmed down. Before Zhang Tang could continue to interrogate, he waved his hand impatiently: "Goungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungungung
After bowing and showing his salute, Zhang Tang rolled back to his seat and said nothing.
Li Yannian rushed forward with tears in his face, stretching out his arms very hard, as if the dying man wanted to catch something, and cried: "Emperor, after I leave, the emperor must take care of the dragon.
If you eat well and sleep well, and when you are in a bad mood, listen more to the magnificent sound of the bells and tripods, which will increase your ambitions…”
Liu Che was irritated and waved his hand hard: "Gogun, go back to the Quantai Palace to raise a dog for me!"
Li Yannian shouted sadly, "Prince, take care of yourself," then he got up from the ground, limped, walked out in a silence, and whispered: "There is a beautiful woman in the north, a peerless one."
And independence; look at the city, look at the country again; rather than knowing that the city is beautiful or the country is beautiful? It is hard to get a beautiful woman..."
As Li Yannian's heavy steps gradually faded away, the singing gradually became quiet and unheard, and finally dissipated in the cold night wind, which became very sad and confused.
Liu Che looked at the door, thoughtfully, and gently tapped his thighs with two slender fingers.
"Your Majesty, Yang's tofu is ready. Do you want to have a meal?" Cui Jiu walked into the attic and asked with his hands as everyone was silent.
The atmosphere suddenly relaxed.
"Well, I heard that Yang's tofu tastes delicious and is a top-notch food in the world. I really want to taste it."
Liu Che moved his muscles and yawned loudly, and scolded with anger: "In order to have a tofu banquet, the little thief of Yangchuan actually asked me to wait for more than two hours, which is really hateful;
To be continued...