: Fucking the rabbit

Author: The chef of 300 jin

: Fucking the rabbit

In his "Records of the Grand Historian", the son of Sima Qian recorded that Princess Nangong was the biological daughter of Emperor Jing, the second daughter of the queen, Princess Pingyang's second sister, and Liu Che's second sister. She married twice, and her birth and death year was unknown.

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Yang Chuan, Huo Qubing, and Cao Xiang saw the Han princess deep in the grassland. This made Yang Chuan once again suspect that the "Spring and Autumn Brushing Style" of the red-faced Sima Qian was too outrageous?

Of course, who can tell a lot about the secrets of the royal family?

According to Princess Nangong's intermittent narrative, Yang Chuan and others learned that more than 20 years ago, they married the Xiongnu and became the pearl in the palm of their military minister Shanyu. They were named the Great Han clan of the Huns, which means "the mother of the country".

Later, as Junchen Shanyu grew older, he began to lose control of the tribes, so he thought about passing the throne of the Great Shanyu to his son Yu Dan. As a result, his younger brother Yi Zhixie, together with the Right Xian King, Zuo Guli King and others, a bowl of poisoned wine took over the life of Junchen Shanyu and seized the throne of the Great Shanyu.

Yi Zhixie’s reason is very simple.

That is, Prince Yu Shan is the bone and blood of the military minister Shanyu and the Han daughter. Only half of the pure and noble Xiongnu bloodline is left in his body. He must not be allowed to become the king of the Xiongnu...

...

This meal of mutton is very bitter.

At the same time, I was very happy.

In order to prevent someone from spying on and attacking him, Huo Qubing took the initiative to take on the patrol mission, rode the Yunzhu and took a few stupid eagles out.

Occasionally, a few "decent guests" came, but they were all Han people; at the same time, Yang Chuan, Cao Xiang and Huo Qubing were actually their own "coons"?

Prince Yu Dan was a little autistic and knelt beside Princess Nangong without a sound, with a very lonely expression on his face, nervous and sad.

If his father, the military minister, the Shanyu, was not dead, or if he could ascend to the throne of the Great Shanyu himself, these people, regardless of their closeness, were the great enemies of the Huns. Even if they could not cut off the heads of these Han people, at least they should be able to see the majesty of the Great Shanyu of the Huns?

The problem is, time has changed.

"Yu Dan, why are you so upset?"

Princess Nangong, who had been relating with Yang Chuan and Cao Xiang for a long time, had already noticed his son's strangeness and couldn't help but speak, "Are you still thinking about the throne of the Great Shanyu? Yu Shan, you are so confused.

When did the Huns fight for the throne? When did not the blood flow into a river and corpses spread all over the field?

This time, Uncle Yi Zhixie poisoned your father and seized the throne of the Great Shanyu. The reason why he never killed you and your son was, after all, he still benefited from your uncle's fortune;

If it weren't for the Longcheng Battle and the Battle of Henan, your uncle sent strong generals such as Wei Qing, Li Guang, Li Xi, and Su Jian to beat the Huns to the point of urination, which made Yi Zhixie feel a little scared. Can he tolerate you, my mother and son to survive?

Now, my mother and son are just a chess piece in Yi Zhixie's hand and two hostages.

Look, once your uncle calls us, our mother and son will probably be tied to the wall of Longcheng by Yi Zhixie to threaten and hold the soldiers of the Han Dynasty so that they can be persuaded to throw themselves into the arms of the rat and dare not act rashly;

Then, he found a way to turn defeat into victory..."

Princess Nangong was extremely weak and ate a small bowl of mutton soup. In addition, she suddenly encountered Yang Chuan, Huo Qubing, and Cao Xiang. She was very energetic and even showed a very sharp momentum.

Even Yang Chuan and Cao Xiang secretly dismissed these words.

He is worthy of being a great Han princess. Even though he was blind, abandoned, and placed in a house arrest in this bitter and cold barren land, his analysis of the overall situation of the world is exactly the same...

"Abang, it's okay," Yu Shan sighed sadly, "The child has given up on the throne of the Great Shanyu and no longer thinks about it."

Princess Nangong nodded and said, "It's so great. When my mother and son return to Chang'an City, your uncle will definitely grant you a Guannei Marquis. This is a blessing in disguise."

Yu Dan nodded silently.

Cao Xiang also quickly smiled and said, "Yes, cousin Yu Dan, when he returns to the big man, I will take you to the Tianfu and play. Oh, you don't know that the figure, grace and appearance of those little dancers are simply lingering and lingering..."

As soon as this guy spoke, he made Princess Nangong laugh: "Why are you a dead child like your uncle?"

Several people laughed happily.

At this time, Yang Chuan, who had not spoken much, suddenly said: "In fact, after returning to the Han Dynasty, Yu Dan's cousin will not only be granted the title of marquis, but also enjoy the endless glory and wealth."

He paused, and then continued, "And the emperor might even sign him a great khan of the Huns, which is OK..."

Yang Chuan's words were, on the one hand, to "tempt" Prince Dan, and on the other hand, they actually had some of his little thoughts.

Under the several fierce attacks of Wei Qing and Huo Qubing, the Xiongnu royal court would sooner or later fall apart, and it would be divided into two parts: South and North; among them, the Southern Xiongnu gradually became a vassal of the Central Plains dynasty;

The most joyful jumping and the most harmful one is the "Northern Xiongnu" who moved westward, which will become a major concern of the Han Empire and must find a way to completely eliminate it!

Then, finding a way to support a Great Shanyu who is "his own people" as a Huns can be said to be a wonderful move.

However, Liu Che was deeply thoughtful, who knew what he was thinking?

He could foresee that in the court, no matter who proposed to be the Grand Chanyu, who became the Huns, would inevitably be suspicious of the emperor.

Yang Chuan felt that it would be better to let Princess Nangong come forward in such a thing...

Princess Nangong heard Yang Chuan's words and just nodded slightly and said calmly: "It's a good idea."

Prince Yu Dan immediately felt energetic. Little stars began to appear in his eyes. He looked at Yang Chuan with great gratitude: "Cousin Yang Chuan, if this is true, I will gather all the old subordinates of my father, surrender to the Han Dynasty forever, and swear blood with the Han Emperor to be a good neighbor forever!"

Yang Chuan sneered in his heart: "Forget it if you give up blood and swear, forget it if you want to be a good neighbor forever. For a hundred years, which generation of great sanguines have not sweared to marry the Central Plains emperor?'

Just think about the matter of begging for wolves.

"Auntie, cousin Yu Dan, these are all funerals. It's not too late to discuss it slowly when we return to Chang'an City," Yang Chuan said seriously: "At present, the most important thing is to find a way to escape from the tiger's mouth. Don't let Yi Zhi notice it. If you kill someone and destroy the corpse, that would be extremely bad."

Princess Nangong nodded: "Since you three boys can touch it, you can take me, my mother and son out. Everything depends on you."

Prince Yu Dan also quickly said, "Angang's words are reasonable."

Yang Chuan was finally relieved.

As long as they are allowed to leave the Huns and return to the heart of the Han Dynasty, the subsequent things will be easier.

Yang Chuan pondered for a few moments and suddenly asked: "Auntie, are the remaining old people in the tribe all their own?"

Princess Nangong did not answer Yang Chuan's words, but turned to Prince Yu Shan: "Yu Shan, you can do this matter."

Yu Dan hesitated for a moment, but stood up and walked out of the tent with great strides.

"Your name is Yang Chuan, right?" As Yu Dan's steps gradually drifted away, Princess Nangong suddenly said: "The people outside, except for the four palace maids who followed me to marry the Huns, no one else could be kept;

You, go and take the lead later.”

Yang Chuan nodded and smiled warmly, "I'm not very good at fighting and killing, but there should be nothing big about Huo Qubing guarding outside."

Princess Nangong sighed, stood up tremblingly, stretched out an arm, and said calmly: "Let's go."

"I haven't been basking in this pig's nest for more than half a year."

"At this moment, Chang'an City should be a scene with willows, flowers blooming, and tourists everywhere? It's nostalgic to think about it."

Cao Xiang quickly stepped forward and helped His Highness walk outside the tent...

...

One and a half later, three lords with simple tents were slowly walking in an inconspicuous slanting valley area; there were also several lords following closely, with more than twenty elderly people and children sitting on it, looking very sad.

According to Princess Nangong's intention, she wanted to kill all the Huns.

However, Yang Chuan had another idea. He just asked Huo Qubing to kill the dangerous Huns and kept these old men and children.

From the surface, such a dilapidated team is more like a small tribe that has lost cattle, sheep, animals and pastures and has no way to survive. It is not easy to arouse suspicion.

In addition, since you are going to return to Han, you can't just take over Princess Nangong and Prince Yu Dan, at least you need some witnesses.

He asked too much that these twenty old men were basically important officials of the military minister Shanyu. The Great Shanyu, who had followed them, fought south and north, and made suggestions, were almost the "main team" of the old Xiongnu royal court.

One is "Uncle Wang", one is the King of Youguli, two generals, and several great commanders, and the great masters, the Marquis of Gudu, who thinks about it, is a little bit awesome.

Now, these people have lost their power and are in a downturn. If they don’t make good use of it once, it would be a loss!

Huo Qubing rode his cloud pedal, carrying a horse lance, and followed the team far away in case someone escaped midway and leaked the news.

Cao Xiang sat in a Lele car, talking with Princess Nangong, taking care of her aunt's daily life, and at the same time, he was also monitoring Prince Shan's every move.

Yang Chuan and Sister Bao were riding a horse at the forefront of the team. Through a few stupid eagles, they issued a series of orders to Tang Yifu and others. At the same time, they shouldered the important task of exploring the way.

At dusk, they set up camp on a hillside in Xiangyang.

Just as Yangchuan was cooking mutton for everyone, Tang Yi's father and thirty and half-old boys arrived.

They looked extremely tired, and had just rolled over from the horse's back and could hardly even walk. Everyone looked messy and wearing Hun sheepskin robes, covered with mud and grass chips.

"Young Master!"

"I've seen the young master!"

Tang Yifu and his party walked to Yangchuan, and after saying hello, they lay flat on the grass. Some teenagers fell asleep in an instant.

Yang Chuan nodded and asked with a smile: "Are you happy?"

"It's great, but I'm almost exhausted," said the oldest Ajiu, who rushed to answer, "Young master, hurry up and get some food. The mutton cooked by Uncle Tangyi's father is too unpalatable."

All the boys grinned, revealing their white teeth, like a group of little wolves.

Tang Yi's father also laughed and said in a muffled voice: "Young Master, can you still kill me?"

"Kill, why not kill?" Yang Chuan smiled, "When you have eaten mutton, you can hurry up and clean it for two hours before you set off;

Uncle Tangyi's father took away fifteen boys and continued to kill and grab around Longcheng to attract firepower. It is best to make them suspicious and fight each other;

Remember, you must not face the enemy head-on. Fifteen and a half-year-old sons, including your father and uncle, will not be allowed to drop a single hair for me. You must come back with all your tails.

Don’t be greedy for money. If you can grab a war horse, you can grab it. It doesn’t matter if you can’t. Don’t lose the big picture because of small things.

I will take fifteen boys all the way south, give them a bunny to pick up grass and beat them up, destroy dozens of small tribes, and get thousands of war horses!"

[Cook said] Princess Nangong's plot consumes too much energy and time, and the chef has been experiencing a lot of energy and time these days, so he can't stand it anymore...
Chapter completed!