Chapter 43 Get to know him, impress him, sleep with him
Chapter 43 Understand him, impress him, and sleep with him
Author: Nanfengyu
Chapter 43 Understand him, impress him, and sleep with him
"I think you're brain-related!"
Tang Wenlan, who rushed over, learned the whole story of the matter and slapped the table in anger.
"You said such ugly and hurtful words. Xiaohe doesn't care about you, but she still endured the grievances to give you a way!" Tang Wenlan shook her hands, "Do you actually think she is brain-sick?"
Wei Zhaolin: "She gives me a way?"
Mi He: "His he said something hurtful?"
The two of them spoke in unison, and their eyes were full of doubts.
Tang Wenlan: “…”
She patted her chest and looked at Mi He apologetically: "Xiaohe, I didn't teach him well. If you want to blame this, I have to blame me. However, he has been sick for several years and has had too little contact with people. Gradually, he will not speak human language. You don't have to endure it next time. You are a couple, not a subordinate. If he speaks too hurtfully, you can scold him! Let him change it!"
Mi He really didn't understand the situation: "Ah? I really think he is very powerful. Crying is really annoying and will cause many bad consequences."
For example, crying to death, or crying blindly.
These consequences are very serious.
Tang Wenlan's eyes became more and more distressed: "You kid are so sensible."
She gently patted Mi He on the shoulder: "I know you were concerned about Zhao Lin's body and deliberately gave in to him before saying that. I understand your hard work. Oh, what a good child."
The question mark above the alien good child Mi He is almost figurative.
Are human brain circuits so complicated?
She was really just praising Wei Zhaolin sincerely, why did Tang Wenlan have the impression that she endured humiliation and compromised?
Wei Zhaolin, who was standing beside him, gradually frowned when he saw this.
Tang Wenlan turned her head and looked at her own son: "Zhaolin, think about it more before speaking in the future. Not everyone is as considerate and sensible as Xiaohe."
"That was the conclusion I came to after careful consideration." Wei Zhaolin didn't raise his eyelids, his tone was flat and mechanical. "She was emotionally unstable and his behavioral logic was weird. To sum up, she had an 80% chance of getting mental illness. Judging from her status, the 90% chance of being in the early stage. If she intervened early, the possibility of recovery was infinitely close to 100%. On the contrary, if she let it go, the possibility of deterioration was almost 100%.
Tang Wenlan: "..." This disease caused him to generate a calculator or a database? Since his condition improved, his behavior became more and more strange.
After a moment of brewing, Tang Wenlan tried hard to remain appropriate: "Zhaolin, you..."
"It's better to go and have a look." Wei Zhaolin insisted on his attitude and was undeniable. "This time, she went to the hospital for treatment and it would be time-consuming and labor-intensive. It took up to 5 hours and at least 2 hours. The expense of a consultation ranged from 200-1,000 yuan. If she really had a mental illness and intervened early, the time and money would be saved dozens of times that of now. Based on this, it would be more beneficial than disadvantages to going to the hospital at this moment."
Tang Wenlan almost fainted from anger: "Not only do you know how to speak human words, but you also don't understand human words. Xiaohe..."
Seeing the relationship between mother and son open, Mi He immediately said, "I'll go." If she wants to win Wei Zhaolin's favor, she naturally has to pay attention to his 'suggestions'.
Tang Wenlan: "Xiaohe, he just kind of... don't bother with him."
Mi He: "I won't care. Zhaolin can't remember what happened before now, and his understanding of me is completely blank, so I believe that he said these words only out of concern for me. Since he is worried, I will go to the doctor, even if it's just to reassure him."
Upon hearing this, Tang Wenlan was so moved that she was beyond words.
It was obviously her son who was unreasonable, but he didn't expect Mi He to cooperate so much.
Such a kind and caring daughter-in-law is simply a lucky star from the sky!
*
It took a total of three hours to go to the hospital for examination and consultation. Because there was a driver from the dangerous family, she saved the travel expenses. When she went to the hospital, she chose an expert number and spent 300 yuan to register.
In the end, the doctor concluded that she was just emotionally sensitive. Because there was no other problem at all, she did not undergo further examinations and did not pay for drug expenses.
The last time and money spent is all within the range mentioned by Wei Zhaolin.
After the inspection results came out, Tang Wenlan glared at Wei Zhaolin angrily: "Are you satisfied now?"
Wei Zhaolin's expression was unclear.
Tang Wenlan said again: "A woman's temper and mood are unstable. Even if you have been sick for a long time, your mind will not be clear. This time it's Xiaohe's generous, so don't make such stupid requests next time."
After a while, Wei Zhaolin nodded slightly and said, "I understand."
Tang Wenlan vaguely felt that this was a bit wrong, but under Wei Zhaolin's expression of "being taught", he couldn't grasp the key points for a while, so he could only explain the way to get along with each other with great concern.
Only the newly married two were left at home. After a long time of silence, Wei Zhaolin spoke out with a rare voluntary voice: "Sorry, I shouldn't infer that you are a ill brain, but I don't know enough about humans... women."
Mi He didn't notice his short speech: "It's not your fault, it's because I know too little about human relationships and worldly styles, so I have more emotions."
Fortunately, Wei Zhaolin is just a pure human, otherwise her operation would have to be exposed.
It seems that she still has to continue to study the topic of "disguising humans".
Then start by understanding Wei Zhaolin?
Understand him! Cater to him! Impress him! Finally - sleep with him?
*
He said he wanted to understand Wei Zhaolin, but after "understanding" for a few days, Mi He couldn't stand it anymore.
Every time I eat breakfast, Wei Zhaolin always makes a big comment on these foods.
For example, this moment.
Mi He picked up a fried dough stick, and Wei Zhao opened his mouth in the mouth: "The calories of 100 grams of fried dough sticks are 386-428 calories. The nutrients contained in every 100 grams of fried dough sticks: 51.00 grams of carbohydrates, 17.60 grams of fat, 6.90 grams of protein, 0.90 grams of cellulose, 3.19 mg of vitamin E, and 0.01 mg of thiamine. It is a high oil, high calories, and low nutritional food."
Mi He put down the fried dough sticks and picked up an extra-large meat bun. He said: "The calories of meat buns are lower than fried dough sticks and have a slightly higher nutritional value than fried dough sticks. However, the calories required for adults a day are about 1,500-2,000 calories. It is more appropriate to control a meal to about 500 calories, but the meat buns in your hand obviously exceed this value."
Mi He put down the meat buns and picked up the white rice porridge to take a sip, but he heard it again: "White rice porridge is a white rice. It has no other nutrients to intake except that it can provide you with calories and carbohydrates."
Mi He Gan asked with a smile: "Is this true? Then what do you think I'm good at eating?"
Wei Zhaolin raised his chin a little and signaled Mi He to see.
Mi He looked in the direction of his chin and saw a plate on the dining table, with a cup of raw milk and an egg on it, as well as vegetables that could be eaten after a few raw mixes.
Vegetables are free of oil and salt, only a little salad.
It’s nothing to eat this diet once or twice, but if you eat it every day, it’s no different from going to jail.
Mi He ate the bland boiled eggs and looked at Wei Zhaolin: "Do you have to eat this way?"
Wei Zhaolin had a expressionless face: "This is the healthiest diet."
“But it’s unhappy.”
"Are you unhappy?" Wei Zhaolin was puzzled, "Why?"
"Because I can't eat what I want, I feel a little... lost?" Mi He said carefully.
Of course, if Wei Zhaolin insists on eating these things, then she... can only endure it.
"Junk food is all high in carbohydrates, and carbohydrates can make people feel happy, but this is just a temporary illusion, and the negatives it brings to the body are long-term." Wei Zhaolin concluded, "Things that harm more than good should be eliminated."
Mi He: "…"
She suddenly felt that Wei Zhaolin was a little familiar with this.
It's not like someone she knows, but a race like some interstellar bandit - the alpha-star people.
Chapter completed!