Three and Five Billion

Author: Nanfengyu

Three and Five Billion

After returning to the new house, Mi He repeatedly recalled Xia Wenqing's every move.

She had a bold idea.

Since Xia Wenqing is a true love that Wei Zhaolin cannot give up, it means that he must have a deep love for women like Xia Wenqing.

Then can she imitate Xia Wenqing's words improve the efficiency of completing tasks?

Then combine the various skills learned from the great beauties before, and isn’t the strategy of Wei Zhaolin just around the corner?

So Mihe secretly made a complete imitation plan!

Even if Wei Zhaolin treats her as Xia Wenqing's substitute! Anyway, she will leave if she gets pregnant!

After Mi He repeatedly confirmed the feasibility of the plan, he took action with great enthusiasm.

But a few days later, she realized very sadly...

She can't do it!

It’s not that she cannot imitate Xia Wenqing’s words and deeds, but that she cannot understand the logic of this person’s behavior.

For example, why do you hate her so much? It looks like you want to pour dirty water on her, but why do you keep explaining it to her?

I really can't find one, two, and three, and my relationship with Wei Zhaolin is still in the stage of being read by law books every day, and the task progress is about no.

Seeing that Wei Zhaolin had recovered from changing his wheelchair to a crutch, Mi He finally couldn't sit still.

She decided to hire foreign players.

And the only foreign aid she can find on Earth is Mi Youran.

I shrank in the apartment for a few months, and I ate or slept every day. Mi Youran, who raised herself as a pig, listened to Mi He's story: "..."

She twitched the corner of her mouth: "Isn't this a green tea bitch? Are you really sure Wei Zhaolin likes this?" After thinking about it, Mi Youran said to herself: "That's right, in reality, many men eat this set of green tea."

"Green Tea Bitch?" Mi He blinked his eyes, "Xia Wenqing called me that before."

Mi Youran sneered: "She is a bitch! You are different!"

Mi Youran was afraid that she would not understand the meaning of the green tea bitch, and was afraid that her explanation would not be accurate enough, so she simply opened the search software on her mobile phone to read it to her: "It refers to those human women with long hair that look like plain faces, but in fact they are carefully decorated. Their characteristics are that they pretend to be harmless, their hearts are broken without traces, and their years are quiet and many diseases and disasters, but in fact they are more ambition than anyone else."

Mi He breathed a sigh of relief and touched her hair that was growing on the waist: "Lucky I have long hair." Fortunately, she had the innate conditions to be a 'green tea bitch', no wonder Xia Wenqing called her so before.

Mi Youran: "..." This is not the point, right?

She had a headache: "You can understand it as an adjective when you are floating in your hair, just... how to say it? It is a temperament. Generally, women with long hair will appear gentle and graceful. What you need to grasp is this trait, not the hair itself, do you understand?"

Mi He was a little ashamed and drooped his head softly: "I don't understand very much."

Her skin is really white, and her soft black hair hangs down, making her skin look whiter than snowy. Just by sagging her head, she has a delicate and gentle beauty, which makes people reluctant to move their eyes away.

Mi Youran looked at her for a while and said: "Mi Kuan has really accumulated great virtue for eight lifetimes to pick up such a cheap daughter like you."

Did Mi He understand: "What?"

"It's okay." Mi Youran wiped her face and pulled her irrelevant thoughts back. "You don't need to learn about temperament deliberately, anyway, you've already grasped it tightly."

How can the pretentiousness of pretending to be naturally adorable and adorable? Mi He is born with very suitable conditions, but he is almost... a brain circuit?

But the brain circuit of the green tea bitch...

Mi Youran couldn't help but show an expression that was hard to describe: "You really want to learn how to be a green tea?"

"Yeah." Mi He felt a little embarrassed, "Wei Zhaolin liked it."

Mi Youran hammered her chest: "Men are all blind nowadays, what's the point of green tea??"

Be a good alien, so pure, kind, and clean! Now you are forced to learn how to make green tea!

"Listen to me, men who like green tea are not good things. They are basically blind and cerebral palsy. Why don't you change your goals?" Mi Youran really felt that it was not reliable to change herself for a man.

Since this one doesn’t like the Mi He style, just find someone who likes her style?

It is difficult to find a toad with two legs, but there are not many men with two legs?

"Do you know how many men there are on Earth?" Before Mi He could answer, Mi Youran said seriously, "Three hundred and five billion!"

“…”

Mi He lowered his head and remained silent for a long time. As soon as Mi Youran was about to ask her what was wrong, he felt a drop of warm tears hit the back of her hand.

Mi Youran: "..." Why did you cry again?

Did she say the wrong thing?

Mi He flattened his mouth and resisted the urge to cry loudly: "I'm so envious. There are 3.5 billion men alone, but we almost lose people, wuwu."

Mi Youran: “…”

The beauty cried, and Mi Youran felt guilty and blamed herself, deeply hating that she was too nervous and could not open any pot, but she could even kill Mi He's pain.

"Stop crying, stop crying, aren't you already working hard now? As long as you successfully complete the task, will that person still want as much as you want?"

Mi He thrust: "...Well, I will work hard, Youran, teach me how to make green tea!"

Mi Youran has a heart attack: "You really don't think about the other plan I mentioned?"

"I can't change it." Mi He wiped his tears, "The sense crystal shattered me. I can't find other targets, and I can't handle a Wei Zhaolin. If I do another one is more difficult..."

Mi Youran has the urge to pinch people.

Does this alien know what her appearance means to Earthlings?!

Nothing needs to be done. Just show your face and attract countless people's faces.

What's more, this master of Shenyan is willing to give birth to a child for people for free! Is it just like this?

"And, Wei Zhaolin's genes are really good." Mi He explained, "The sensing crystal shows that he has at least 3S physique. When I used mental power to repair his body, I also discovered that his body has a very high acceptance of mental power, which shows that his physical fitness is much higher than that of ordinary humans. I thought, since I want to mate, I have to match the best one."

Although she described Wei Zhaolin as a carefully selected male student in a cattle, the reason for genes is too powerful, so powerful that even Mi Youran could not persuade him.

"...That's OK." Mi Youran sighed, "If you want to make a qualified green tea, first of all, you have to learn to pretend to be innocent and be weak, and you have to understand how to cheat others and use other people's malice to highlight your kindness. No matter how disgusting and terrible the things you do, you must be generous, gentle, and weak and bullied on the surface."

Mi Youran, who lived like a rough man, talked about Mi He and was stunned.

"Can you tell me more specifically?" Mi He was like a good student who was obediently listening to the class, with a look of thirst for knowledge. "Just give an example, what should it look like if you actually do it?"

Mi Youran touched her chin and thought: "Okay, give an example, if you want to seduce Wei Zhaolin, what would you do under normal circumstances?"

"Sexual seduction?" Mi He thought for a while, "Enter the door, take off his clothes, and lie on the bed?"

"...Why didn't I realize that you are still a straight-ball girl!" Mi Youran's head buzzed, "You should be willing to refuse and welcome! Bring everything to accidents! The moonlight tonight is so beautiful, he is so gentle! Do you understand?"

Mi He: "…"

She knows a der!
Chapter completed!