Author: Afternoon is a demon

Chapter 230 Drunk 22.17-Chapter H: Banquet (Part 2)

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You secretly make up your mind to drink all the five people in front of you into the tree tonight! The honor of "Wine King" belongs to you!

But your feet are wobbly and you can't walk in a straight line.

Hathaway supported you and sighed: "Okay, you go...go and have a rest, I'll have a drink, everyone." There was a fierce light in his eyes that was trustworthy. In this mode, Hathaway is unstoppable.

All right,

You were easily persuaded in a daze and turned around to find your dance partner. If you can't win the "Wine King" trophy, you still have the "Dance King". The party has just begun.

Not many people can dance serious ballroom dancing. When your eyes are blurred, you see the instructor in the back row standing gracefully in the evening breeze.

Sparks like fireflies floated from the bonfire, lingering around the ends of her hair as if reluctant to leave. It seemed as if she was lost and a devout believer was looking forward to something. Her eyes were a mixture of water and fire, dancing dimly but fiercely, as if they were about to leave. The entire starry sky merged into it and fell into a Milky Way. Her red lips opened slightly, her white teeth were slightly exposed, and all the noise in the world gradually faded away, leaving only her long and gentle sigh, so light, so gentle. Jing, so ashamed to be heard by anyone, yet it goes straight to your heart.

The happy dance floor has become the background color, becoming hazy and difficult to see clearly, becoming more and more distant. You have never stepped forward and she has not walked in, but the creamy skin is stained with a blush in front of the tip of your nose.

Perhaps feeling your breath, she turned her head,

There is only your reflection in the two pools of autumn water.

In the depths of her pupils, there was a man's hand that he stretched out silently, and then his figure was blurred by the long eyelashes, leaving only two crystal-clear crescent moons. On such a summer night, there was a smooth feeling in your hand. The silky cool touch makes people subconsciously want to be warmed. Fingers interlocked, lifted up to the night sky, and the bodies are close to each other. This is the distance they should be. She elegantly puts her fingertips on your shoulders, and you hug her Her waist. With every dance step, you can feel the touch of the light gauze skirt wrapped around your trouser legs, caressing and caressing it with some indescribable brisk rhythm.

When you look at her, she looks to the side,

When she looks at you, you look into the distance,

otherwise,

If four eyes meet, no one can be sure who they are anymore.

One song followed another, and it was unclear who didn't let go of whose hand, so one song continued after another. The noise around her seemed to have gone far away. There was a good smell on her body.

Perhaps because of the evening breeze, your drunkenness gradually dissipated and you asked: What perfume did you spray?

She smiled and shook her head and responded: Nothing.

I don’t know how long I danced with her until the music style changed and it was no longer suitable to continue ballroom dancing. She finally wiped the fine sweat on her forehead with the back of her hand, bent over and panted, and laughed happily. Someone was laughing. , the listener naturally started laughing too, although neither you nor her could tell exactly why. Probably because of the fun tonight.

The song will eventually come to an end,

People eventually disperse,

She bowed slightly and turned to leave, but paused because you were still holding her hand.

"...Master President?"

There was an unexplainable meaning in her smile, and she stared at you. Only then did you realize that it seemed inappropriate to hold the other person's hand now. The hand with the same temperature as yours gradually slipped away from your palm and disappeared.

After bowing slightly again,

The instructor in the back row tucked his sweat-stained hair behind your ears and whispered to you: "In case you don't know...my room is on the second floor, the second one on the right when you turn left."

OK──that’s your answer.

Remember that?

perhaps.

Tomorrow I will inquire about the layout of the rooms on the second floor of the guild. It is too late tonight, so I can only try to remember it as much as possible, hoping that it will not evaporate in the wind along with the alcohol.

When you look back, you find that only Serafino, Mrs. Edward and Hathaway are left in the drinking party. The staff is dragging heavy people and horses to leave. The instructors in the front row are also lying in the shade of the trees.

Tossing and turning in pain, she had a hard time tonight.

Samuel high-fived everyone to pay attention.

"Some people may already know the next part - the "Humor Emperor" competition. It doesn't matter whether it's a joke or a talent show. The one who gets the most applause and laughter is the winner, and the judges are everyone!"

Several people came forward enthusiastically amid the cheers. They may have known about the competition in advance, so they prepared small performances, but more people performed impromptu performances.

There are those who sing,

There are people dancing,

There was also a funny clown performance, of course, without makeup, it was purely a sideshow at the banquet, and I was the first to participate. People who had eaten and drank enough applauded and laughed one after another, as if the life-and-death battle last night had never happened. When I was alive

, live well, don’t be greedy for life when fighting.

A few of the improvisational performances are burlesque dances,

But it's more about telling jokes.

As the atmosphere became more and more lively, the first-level bard who had just registered today came on stage. To everyone's surprise, as soon as he stood on the short and simple wooden platform, he attracted cheers from countless people.

, nothing has been done yet. You looked back and found that the people who were screaming and cheering were basically people from the nearby residential area. They have been neighbors with this bard for a long time and are very familiar with it.

The bard has the aura of a star on stage, and you should follow the atmosphere to see how capable this guy is. In terms of performance type, it should be self-playing the ukulele and stand-up jokes, without any stage fright.

"First of all, I am very grateful to the Adventurer's Guild for holding this banquet, and for letting us ordinary people who are not involved come to eat and drink for free... Ah, I am an adventurer now, so I am not an irrelevant person. In the spirit of the master's

"Spirit, I was just patrolling to see who else planned to secretly pack delicious food and go home besides me." There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"This banquet was very loving, especially because I just saw a loving father and a filial daughter, which was really heart-warming. The father was about fifty years old, and the daughter was in her twenties. The daughter very obediently peeled a shrimp for her father and said

They talked about something and laughed at each other, it was such a warm family. But why did they kiss each other with tongues later?"

"I saw my daughter going to the chef to get shrimps again, so I followed behind. I heard the chef reject her and said, "This kind of prawns is limited to three per person. You have already received them." My daughter muttered.

, Okay, then he turned around and ran to remove his makeup, and when he came back he got three more. Then the father took the shrimp, looked at his daughter, and asked: "Who are you!"

"After reapplying her makeup, she was approached by a handsome guy, and the two started chatting. I don't know if she meant to reject him or if she really couldn't speak. She kept talking about how rich her godfather was.

, so considerate, and often compliment her on how beautiful she is. He gets nervous when he sees her. The handsome guy looked at her and said, "I, when I see a beautiful woman, I usually get nervous and speechless.

.

She chuckled: "Your way of striking up a conversation is so old-fashioned."

"But, when I see something that doesn't look good, I'll stutter."

She was so angry that she looked ugly and farted in excitement. The handsome guy said in surprise: "Oh, you still talk back!"

People laughed.

The bard walked off the stage triumphantly. No one had enough courage to continue performing. At this time, no one knew who pushed Tong En.

Tong En reluctantly came on stage.

It’s really surprising. She can also tell jokes?

After coughing a few times, Tong En glared at the guy who pushed her on stage, and then said to everyone: "Rescuing a situation is like putting out a fire. I see no one will come, so I have to show my shame. I don't know how to tell a joke, so I can only tell a truth."

s story."

"It's really not a joke, you can't laugh."

"In the past, there was a little girl who had a talent for casting spells. She claimed to be a genius that only happens once in a hundred years. In fact, she was indeed very capable. It is rare to be able to cast hundreds of spells at such a young age. Just like everyone who thinks that she is a genius.

Like a guy who is too tall, she embarked on an adventure journey with a group of experienced mercenaries to explore the world. One day, she came to a forest and met the Goblin for the first time. She said to the Goblin: Hey

, Goblin! Come and kiss my sister’s ass!”

Suddenly the audience burst into laughter.

"Although the mercenaries advised the girl that it is a common misunderstanding that Goblins are weak, do not underestimate them. The girl nodded and said to the Goblin: Hey, Goblin! Your nose is big and ugly!

"

Hahahaha──people laughed.

"Hey, Goblin, do you have so few people? Just after you finished speaking, a large group of Goblins appeared in ambush. After finally fighting them all with great difficulty, the girl said again: Hey, Goblin, there are no more.

Are you there? Then more ambushes emerged from the depths of the forest. After finally fighting, the girl said again: Hey, Goblin, you are so thin and small! Then a whole group of heavily armed soldiers appeared.

Big Goblin, the girl looked back and saw that all the mercenaries had fled." After hearing this, people burst into tears with laughter.

"After the girl was resurrected, she found the mercenaries again and vowed never to taunt the enemy again, so they agreed to take her on their journey. One day, the girl met a real succubus for the first time."

"The mercenaries told her not to underestimate these lowest-level evil spirits and to walk around them. The girl nodded and said to the succubus: Hey! Succubus, the last time I fell in love was half a year ago!" The audience

There was a hahaha laughter.

"The mercenary finally rescued her, but several more succubi appeared. The girl said: Hey! Succubi, let's start with friends! After hard work, a whole group of succubi appeared again.

The succubus, the girl said: Hey! Succubus, why didn’t you invite me to the party!... It’s already been three years since the girl was resurrected.”

Most of the people in the audience were laughing so hard that they were staggering around. Except for a few people in the guild, they were stunned in place.

"The girl found the mercenaries again and vowed not to ridicule any enemy or make random advances. The mercenaries were very embarrassed and agreed to take her on the journey again. One day, the girl saw the fearful person for the first time.

Phage. The mercenaries warned her not to listen to those ravings with terrifying power. The farther away, the better. The girl nodded and shouted to Phage: What? Louder, I can’t hear it.

Clear!" The crowd laughed so hard that they couldn't stand straight.

"The mercenary quickly covered the girl's ears. Unexpectedly, the girl shouted to the phagophage body: Your mouth shape and pronunciation are accurate. I can't see clearly! The mercenary covered the girl's eyes. Unexpectedly, the girl shouted to the phagocytozoan body again.

:I also have something to say about what you just whispered!...It took the mercenaries a long time to collect her bones."

Many people have laughed until they are angry.
To be continued...