The scumbag is crying like a bastard

Author: Feng Qingzhi

The scumbag is crying like a bastard

When the girl with a round head heard this, the pair of white rabbit ears on her head instantly drooped, and her bright eyes became dull, "I didn't graduate successfully. I couldn't understand what the teacher taught in class.

Later, the teacher gave me extra lessons for a long time, but I still couldn't learn it. In the end, the teacher had no choice but to let me graduate..."

As the ball-headed girl spoke, her eyes and nose turned red again, looking pitiful.

Si Yan: "..."

It turns out that this is a poor student rabbit.

Si Yan looked at the rabbit whose eyes were red from crying again, and silently added in his heart: What a crying rabbit!

The rabbit-eared girl held a cup of milk tea and cried non-stop with aggrieved face. Seeing this, Si Yan forcibly changed the subject and said:

"What is your daily work content? How much is your daily salary?"

The rabbit-eared girl slightly shrugged her nose and took a breath, "I'm responsible for cleaning the zoo's lounge. Four first-order crystal nuclei a month."

"Are there any days off?"

"What's the rest day?" The rabbit-eared girl turned her head and looked at Si Yan with confusion.

Si Yan: "..."

What kind of black-hearted capitalist is this? Coaxing this kind of silly rabbit to work is just a sure thing.

Si Yan looked at the silly rabbit opposite who was probably sold to help people pay for it, with a rare flash of sympathy in his eyes.

"Little Rabbit, have you ever played the rides in the amusement park?"

"No, the tickets to the amusement park are too expensive, I can't afford them at all."

"There are a few rides that are particularly interesting. Do you want to play with me?"

“I don’t have tickets to the amusement park, can I really go there?”

"It doesn't matter. I have money. I can just buy a ticket for you. How about it? Do you want to play?"

“Amusement park tickets are really expensive.”

Si Yan turned around: "Xiao Teng."

As soon as he finished speaking, "Shua--"

Countless light green flower vines snaked out from the beautiful skirt, with a crystal core on each vine tip.

These crystal nuclei vary in size and color, and are completely translucent. Each one sparkles with a faint shimmer, making it very beautiful.

The girl with rabbit ears looked at those crystal nuclei, her eyes suddenly brightened up, and a trace of powder appeared on her surprised cheeks: "Oh my god, how come there are so many crystal nuclei? There are even fifth-order crystal nuclei, you are too powerful

Alright."

Si Yan said calmly: "This is only a very small part."

The rabbit-eared girl was immediately speechless. After a long while, she blushed and whispered hesitantly: "Why did you buy the tickets for me? Although you are very rich, the fox said that humans are extremely cunning and cunning.

creatures, especially rich people.”

"The fox also said that rich people can't afford early benefits and cannot be kind to anyone for no reason."

Si Yan raised his eyes, "So you think I bought you the tickets for some purpose?"

"It's difficult, isn't it?"

Si Yan slowly raised the corners of his lips, chuckled, walked forward under the evasive gaze of the rabbit-eared girl, raised his hand and pinched her trembling rabbit ears.

"Little Rabbit, you guessed it right, I do have an agenda."

The rabbit-eared girl was immediately frightened when she heard this:

"You humans all like to eat spicy rabbit heads, spicy rabbit dices, braised rabbit legs and the like, shouldn't you be..."

Si Yanke rubbed the tips of his plush ears vigorously, "Don't worry, although I also like to eat these, but rabbits are so cute, how can I bear to eat rabbits."

The girl with rabbit ears cried sadly, "Then what do you want to do?"

"I want you to be my pet. You should be able to turn back into a rabbit."

"If you become my pet, you can have a cup of milk tea every day."

"Are you serious? As long as I am your pet, I can have a cup of milk tea every day?"

"Not only that, you don't have to work fifteen hours a day, how about that? Think about it?"

"Don't think about it, I agree!!!"

"Good Rabbit." Si Yan gently pinched the tips of her ears, "Let's go, I'll take you to see the circus show first."

The rabbit-eared girl shrank her ears, blushed slightly, and said, "Okay."

---

It was getting late, but the entire amusement park was still brightly lit, and all the rides were operating normally.

Si Yan held a snow-white rabbit in his hand, and walked along the fur slowly towards the gift shop next to the beverage shop.

The clerk in the gift shop is a clown wearing a cuckold. He wears a very exaggerated clown mask on his face, with a big grinning mouth painted on it with blood-colored paint.

He was wearing a red, green and yellow clown suit, and the color combination was extremely chaotic. Against the messy red hair outside the brim of the hat, there was a bit of strange harmony.

There were unexpectedly many tourists in the gift shop, and the clown enthusiastically introduced the wide variety of souvenirs in the store to each tourist.

When he saw Si Yan, his red eyes hidden behind the mask lit up. He turned aside the tourists who were listening to his introduction and walked over quickly.

As he approached, he reached out and took off his hat, performed a standard hat-off ceremony, and said in a gentlemanly manner: "Beautiful lady, welcome to Jack's gift shop, what kind of souvenirs would you like to buy?"

Our store has a variety of animal dolls, as well as amusement equipment decorations and keychains with various styles and patterns, postcards, mobile phone cases, mugs, parasols, etc..."

Si Yanke rubbed the soft, snow-white fur on the little rabbit's belly and said, "I want a rabbit doll."

"Are you sure? Beautiful lady."

Si Yan raised his eyebrows, "Why are you not sure? Rabbits are so cute. How can you not buy a rabbit doll when you come to the gift shop?"

"Oh, beautiful lady, you are really discerning. If you are dissatisfied, you said that I have sold these cute rabbit dolls to many tourists before, but they not only rejected me, but bought those ugly little green-shelled tortoises."

The sinister voice coming from the clown mask had a hint of gnashing of teeth.

After the clown finished speaking, as if he was afraid that Si Yan would regret it, he quickly picked up a stuffed bunny doll from the shelf nearby and handed it over.

"Because you are so discerning, this doll will only cost you half the price. It only requires one first-order crystal core."

Si Yan casually took the cute little rabbit doll and ordered: "Xiao Teng, give me the money."

"Wait a minute, Your Highness Princess."

Zhang Lei pulled at the door frame of the gift shop and said breathlessly: "As mentioned in Article 11 of the Tourist Rules, there are no rabbit dolls in the gift shop."

Si Yan: "So?"

"If you buy this rabbit doll, you will definitely violate the rules."

"So what do you think I should buy?"

"To be on the safe side, you should buy the green turtle keychain."

Si Yan looked at him with a smile on his face, "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

"But what should I do? I don't like those green turtle keychains, I only like the plush rabbit dolls."

Before Zhang Lei could speak, Si Yan pointed directly at the clown and said, "Cuckold, wrap up all the rabbit dolls in your store for me."

The corners of the clown's grinned lips froze, "Madam, my name is Jack."

"Okay little cuckold, wrap these up."
Chapter completed!