A good calculation

Author: riceyyds

A good calculation

The door lock was unlocked, and the two people outside immediately became excited.

"Hey, Brother Dao, let's open it. How's it going? I think our skills are okay!" The person who spoke was a tall and thin man.

Brother Dao is a short, fat man with a scar on his face.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry in and don't let anyone see you!" Brother Dao slapped the tall and thin man on the head.

The tall and thin man looked aggrieved, "Don't, don't hit me on the head, my mother told me, my brain is getting harder and harder to use!"

Brother Dao glared at him, and the tall and thin man immediately walked in aggrievedly.

"Brother Dao, do we want to change into slippers?"

"What the hell..." Brother Dao angrily slapped the tall and thin man's head, "We are here to do some fucking business, are you here as a guest?"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay, I've got shoe covers, no need to change shoes!" The tall, thin man took out the shoe covers from his pocket.

Brother Dao was so angry that he almost roared.

Lin Mu was speechless after hearing their conversation.

What the hell?

Good guy, he is also a very polite robber.

The tall and thin man put on the shoe covers by himself, "Brother Dao, do you want one?"

"I'll fuck you!" Brother Dao was so angry that he wanted to kill someone. "Do you have a fucking pig's brain? If it weren't for your family being too poor, I wouldn't have brought you here at all!"

"Thank you, Brother Dao!" The tall and thin man said with a grateful face, "Brother Dao, we have to hurry up. My second aunt has introduced me to a person. We are going to meet in the evening. This is a major event in my life and I must not delay it!"

Brother Dao suppressed his anger and gritted his teeth, "Then why don't you close the damn door quickly and look for someone like crazy!"

"Oh well!"

The tall and thin man gently closed the door and locked it.

Both of them held knives in their hands and walked quietly inside.

But the shoe covers on the skinny tall man's feet would make a squeaking sound if he took one step.

Brother Dao turned around and waited for him fiercely, hitting his head with a big blow.

"Take it off, take it off!"

"Oh, Brother Dao, I told you not to slap me in the face and head. I'm going on a blind date tonight. If you break it, what will I do if people don't like me!" The tall and thin man was still a little unconvinced.

Brother Dao is going crazy. He regrets so much that he brought such a fool here.

Lin Mu who was hiding next to him couldn't help it and burst out laughing.

puff……

"Who, who is laughing?" Brother Dao immediately became nervous.

At first glance, it seemed like he had never done anything like this before, and his hands and feet were shaking from nervousness.

Lin Mu walked out and turned on the light directly, "I'm sorry, I really can't help it. You guys don't seem to be very skilled in this business."

The light came on.

Brother Dao and the tall and thin man were shaken so much that they narrowed their eyes, while Lin Mu looked at them with a smile and was not in a hurry to take action.

At first glance, these two people are not professional robbers. The knife guy looks like a gangster, and the tall and thin guy, huh? No matter how you look at it, he doesn't look very smart.

Therefore, he has nothing to fear.

Soon, their eyes recovered.

The tall and thin man's eyes widened and he took out a photo from his pocket, "Brother Dao, look, is this person our target?"

Brother Dao gritted his teeth, "Look at your mother, it's him!"

"It's over, we've been discovered, run away!" The tall and thin man turned around and prepared to run away without saying a word.

"Damn it!" Brother Dao cursed angrily and grabbed the lanky man's clothes, "Let's go to Hammer, he is alone, and the two of us are afraid of getting him!"

The tall and lanky man reacted, "Yes, yes, let's fight him two against one, get him!"

ten minutes later!

The screams and screams finally ended.

Brother Dao and the tall and thin man turned into two pig heads, squatting on the ground, holding their heads in their hands, groaning.

"Brother, brother, I was wrong, we were wrong, you, your master, don't care about the villain, you, please let us go!" Brother Dao began to beg for mercy.

He hates Dai Qing very much now.

Don't you mean that he is just a weak otaku?

This is fucking crueler than Ma Dongxi.

The tall and thin man looked aggrieved, "It's over, it's over. How can I go on a blind date like this? People will definitely look down on me!"

He took out a small mirror from somewhere, looked at his face, and then burst into tears.

forest……

"No, who among us is the robber?"

He was speechless.

What did Dai Qing think of bringing these two weirdos here?

"Let me ask you, who asked you to come?" Lin Mu asked!

"I, I can't say it, not even to death!" Brother Dao was quite stubborn.

"Don't tell me, okay!" Lin Mu cracked his wrists, making a crisp sound.

Brother Dao trembled all over, "Yes, it's my cousin, Dai, Dai, Dai Qing!"

"It's her indeed!" Lin Mu sneered, "Tell me carefully, what did she ask you to do?"

"She, she seemed to have been fired and was not in a good mood. She invited me to drink and gave me delicious food. Then she said that there was a man named Lin Mu who caused her to lose her job. I drank some wine at that time.

, just wanted to help!”

"She told me to scare you, and gave me 10,000 yuan to take that game off the shelves, and then here we are!"

Good guy, he does have some backbone, but not much.

"What did you two do before?" Lin Mu asked!

"I, I, am just a fool in the village. He, he is a locksmith and his brain is not very good. Hey, I fucking regret it. How can I bring this guy to play with me!" Brother Dao came when he saw the tall and thin man.

gas.

Lin Mu nodded, understanding what was going on.

Obviously, these two guys who were not very smart were deceived by Dai Qing.

Even if these two people are arrested, there is no evidence. As long as Dai Qing does not admit it, the police will have nothing to do with Dai Qing.

And if this thing is done, she may really be able to return to the company with this credit.

I have to say that this woman is too shrewd, and she is like a dog-skin plaster that cannot be shaken off.

"I just don't know if the duck factory is involved in this matter!" Lin Mu thought to himself.

At this moment, there was a rush of footsteps outside.

Dong dong dong...

A violent knock on the door sounded.

"Listen to the people inside, you have been surrounded. Put down your weapons immediately, surrender, and seek leniency. Don't fight stubbornly!" the police's voice came from outside.

"Don't mess around. I have money. As long as you let Lin Mu go, everything will be fine. I can give you money." Zhou Suyi's anxious voice came.

"Comrade police, help!" The tall and thin man was so excited when he heard the police's voice that he immediately called for help.

forest……

Damn, you are the robbers, I am the one who was robbed, okay?

How do you make the police seem like your savior?

Brother Dao helplessly shrugged, sighed, lowered his head and made an appointment. What else could he do when he encountered such a pig teammate?

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Chapter completed!