Chapter 83 Puns
Chapter 83 A Pun [Please collect and recommend]
Author: Wine Heart Mango Fruit
Chapter 83 A Pun [Please collect and recommend]
No, the decoration on the second floor has not been completed yet, and there is already an endless stream of customers.
Many people don't even want to come in to play with cats, they just want to come in and check in.
As soon as I came in, I was immediately attracted by the cats and couldn't move at all.
In order not to disappoint them, Lu Jingxing got a small room on the second floor.
It's a check-in area at the entrance, purely for them to take photos.
Ji Ling designed it, making the flowers look pretty.
Purple is the main color, and a lot of real and fake flowers are used to create a whole flower wall.
Real flowers can last three to five days, and it's not expensive to replace a batch.
The key is that the tickets for their cat cafe are not cheap. Since everyone is willing to pay for the tickets just to get a card, Lu Jingxing doesn't feel any loss.
In particular, it will not affect the decoration process on the second floor.
Anyway, they still have a door.
Some customers were also confused as to why the upstairs was buzzing every day. Lu Jingxing always pointed to the notice on the wall: "The second floor is under renovation. It will be open to the public after the renovation."
This has aroused everyone's curiosity again.
After all, the first floor is already so fun, what will happen on the second floor?
It must be more fun!?
With this thought, everyone couldn't help but get excited and come over to take a look from time to time.
Of course, during this period, Lu Jingxing and Ji Ling were not idle either.
From time to time, go for a walk around the community.
Unfortunately, many cats were caught, but the big orange cat was never caught.
Lu Jingxing was not in a hurry. Anyway, he caught one and sterilized it.
It's probably because they often add fish oil or something to the cat food they feed, and these cats are in pretty good condition.
Except for a few minor ailments that need to be nursed back to health, the rest can be repaired quickly and sterilized directly.
Yang Pei’s sterilization package has been very popular recently.
His sterilization methods became more and more efficient.
In contrast, the cats in the store also became more and more distant from him.
It feels good to be sterilized for a while, and it feels good to be sterilized all the time!
Yang Pei had a great time practicing his skills. When he looked back, he immediately panicked: "Oh my god, I can't pick up the cat!?"
Obviously, the little cutie used to be so clingy to him, but now when he passes by, everyone runs very fast.
It's like killing them!
"No..." Ji Ling touched the fur that exploded due to the sound of clipping, and said quietly: "That would be more uncomfortable than killing them."
Lu Jingxing smiled and said nothing.
Today’s cats already regard the Elizabethan Circle as a circle of shame!
Because they all know that wearing this means that the cat has become a male cat.
Even sometimes, some cats have been smeared with medicine and have not been sterilized. They just need to wear Elizabethan rings to prevent them from licking the medicine. They will struggle crazily and refuse.
Absolutely not!
Yang Pei now felt regretful: "Oh, I really realized my mistake - is it still too late?"
"It's too late."
It's too late already.
Lu Jingxing suppressed his laughter and patted him on the shoulder: "Heaven will confer a great responsibility on this man..."
"It's okay. I think they are cognitive errors now and I can reverse them!" Yang Pei refused to admit defeat.
He worked hard to get the job of feeding the cats, and even took the job of feeding the cats.
As a result, the cats eat again and hate again.
Any cat he hates will want to bite him again before leaving after eating.
The cat he has never eaten will leave immediately after eating and will never come back.
Yang Pei's morale was exhausted again and again, and again and again.
Finally, he looked up to the sky and screamed: "You forced me!"
He sharpened his knife and began to point it at the little guys in the store. He smiled sinisterly: "In case you are in heat, I will give you a knife first!"
Anyway, that’s it! There’s no way he can get their love!
He's messed up!
Lu Jingxing almost died laughing, but after thinking about it, he didn't stop him: "You should consider first whether they are physically suitable for sterilization, and then neuter them if necessary."
"Yeah! Of course." Yang Pei stared at the cats with his eyes shining brightly.
The first victim is [A Little Gray] who has been very arrogant recently.
After it learned to shake hands, it looked down upon all the cats.
Moreover, he didn’t recognize anyone after eating.
Every time he finished eating the cat food, in order to show his disdain for Yang Pei, he would stomp over the food bowl before leaving.
Can this be tolerated?
Yang Pei picked it up, starved it for a day, and then died of it.
Really, all the cats were stunned when Bit Gray came out wearing the Elizabethan Circle!
OMG!
Finally it’s the cats’ turn in their store!
The first thing to react was the clip sound.
Not only did it no longer avoid Yang Pei, it even endured its disgust and took the initiative to come closer and let Yang Pei touch its head.
Yang Pei didn't expect that it would be so proactive, and she almost cried with joy: "Wow, Jiajia, you still love me the most, woo woo woo..."
The corner of Lu Jingxing's mouth twitched next to him, because while Jia Ziyin was being touched by him, he was muttering: "Oh my god, don't reject me, don't reject me, if you reject me I will bite you to death."
Although Yang Pei didn't understand it, he still had deep feelings for Jia Ziyin.
So he was very excited and moved when he could touch the clip sound, and he never thought about doing anything to it.
But other cats don’t get this treatment.
That's really it. Absolutely must be eliminated without any mercy.
Suddenly, there was a bloody storm in the cat world.
The entire backyard was full of father-in-laws.
Lu Jingxing also helped the tyrants, and worked hard to catch cats from outside and bring them back to Yang Peijue.
Yang Pei didn't feel tired, and was quite excited. He took the cats' balls and put them on a plate.
Sometimes it is arranged into a personal character, and sometimes it is arranged into a single character.
After Lu Jingxing cut out the video of this scene, once it was released, the effect was amazing.
——Oh my god, the cats are trembling.
——Hahahaha, sooner or later I will die laughing in your store.
——So, is there a normal male cat in your family now?
——I want a man! I don’t want a father-in-law!
——The male cat is also very nice, with a very warm personality. Hehehe, I suddenly feel that these balls are quite cute and pretty!
These comments are also incredible.
None of them look like serious people.
Lu Jingxing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he picked a few and replied.
Of course, from time to time he would also reveal that their second floor was about to be renovated and open a new business.
There is not enough space in the store now, especially in the operating room. The space is too small and not enough for Yang Pei to perform!
Some people saw that their sterilization operation was fast and effective, and couldn't help but secretly leave a message: Can I send my rebellious son to be sterilized?
Lu Jingxing replied neatly: Of course! Our fees are not high and our technology is excellent!
A pun that made everyone laugh.
Of course, what Yang Pei is most looking forward to is the orange cat: "Hey! I really want to compare my skills with it to see which one is faster, its claws or my knife!"
It can dig out cages, and it can dig out eggs.
Awesome, it feels like a perfect match!
Lu Jingxing nodded and said matter-of-factly: "Don't worry, I will arrest him as soon as possible and leave him to your disposal!"
Chapter completed!