Author: Snow Champagne

on the stage…………

Shen Yi: "Okay, hello, your acting skills are very good. Why don't you say I'm your boyfriend even though I'm your father?"

Ma Li: "This... is not impossible..." (︶.︶)

"Fuck you! Okay! Isn't it just acting? Who is afraid of whom? I don't believe I can't cure you today!" Shen Yi took off the brown waterproof jacket outside, revealing the somewhat rustic knitted sweater underneath and sat on the chair. said angrily.

"Mascot, are you hot? Let me fan you, mascot, have you eaten yet?" Ma Li fanned Shen Yi while holding a book.

"Hey, isn't this the sales office?" Yu Nian came on stage again with a different outfit.

Ma Li quickly stepped forward and bowed: "Hello, welcome to Dream Home, I am Miss Sales Ma."

"Can I get a discount?"

"cannot."

"I didn't ask you." Yu Nian walked past Ma Li with an arrogant look, looked at Shen Yi who was still sitting behind him and said, "Are you the manager? Can you get a discount?"

"No, he's not!" Ma Li was stunned and quickly explained.

"Okay, I've seen it all. Xiaofeng slapped me and flattered me just now," Yu Nian said.

"Snapped!"

Shen Yi had an idea and suddenly slammed the table hard and said: "Xiao Ma! I will personally handle this customer. You are fired!!!"

Ma Li: "Why!!!"_

Yu Nian: "Just slap the horse's hooves..."

"From now on, you have nothing to do with our company!"

Shen Yi stood up from the chair with dignity, walked to Yu Nian's side and said politely:

"Sir, you have a good vision. I am the manager here, but I'm sorry, our house here is not for sale."

"No... I won't sell it anymore??? No, why don't you advertise on TV? You have Alzheimer's disease???" Yu Nian said speechlessly, and after that, he wanted to leave angrily.

"Enough support!"

Ma Li: "Sir, please stay! Since I have nothing to do with this company, I can tell you the truth."

"What's wrong? Just tell me." Yu Nian asked curiously.

Ma Li: "Do you know why he didn't sell your house?"

"Hmm? Is there any other way here?" Yu Nian asked.

Ma Li: "Yes! Do you know why he didn't sell it to you? Because he wanted to increase the price!"

"What???" Yu Nian said loudly.

"Sir, don't listen to her nonsense, I don't want to raise the price!" Shen Yi said anxiously.

Ma Li said: "Then you sell it to others?"

"I won't sell it!" Shen Yi said.

Ma Li: "He wants to raise the price!"

“I didn’t want to raise the price!”

"Then you sell it to others?"

"I won't sell it!"

"why?"

Shen Yi: "I want to increase the price! Bah!!! There is no such thing as a price increase here. I just don't want to sell it. Sir, please take it back."

Yu Nian: "Ha.........it's been going on for so long...Do you think I can't see it yet? Profiteer! Big profiteer! What I hate most in my life is profiteers! This is the one I've spotted! Two sets of full price !If you dare to raise your money by a penny, I will sue you!!!”

Shen Yi: "I..."

"Bah!!! Shut up profiteer!!!"

"Are you going to sign the contract later?"

right!

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Uu uh uh..."

The audience in the audience burst out laughing, and they were all having fun.

"Oh my god, Shen Yi turned out to be the stupid one this time! This is really rare."

"Hahaha, I'm just curious about how this skit will end. Logically speaking, it's impossible for sales to feel comfortable in the end..."

The barrage on the Internet was rolling, and Ma Li on the stage was also extremely happy. With Shen Yi's "help" by accident, she sold three houses in one day. She really looked like the mascot.

"Yo yo yo! The eighteen bends of the mountain road here, the houses here have to be bought, yo yo yo! Here, here... the sales office here is leaking..."

Just when Ma Li was happy, with the sound of gurgling water, the entire sales office began to leak.

"Hahahaha! God's eyes are really open. Even the sales office is leaking. I wonder how you can sell this house!" Shen Yi slapped his thigh and said happily.

"Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my water shoes, and I have to put all my effort into it. This house is really great!"

In the blink of an eye, Yu Nian appeared again with a Jindu accent and a different outfit.

"No, how can this house be leaking like this? How can you live in it?" Shen Yi said with doubt on his face.

Yu Nian: ".........Are you sick? Are you suffering from Alzheimer's disease? What do you think about the people living in this house???"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Uu uh uh..."

The audience laughed loudly.

"The "Why?" and "You're an Alzheimer's" character in this skit are so magical!"

"Yeah, it's poisonous but so funny. It's the first time I see Shen Yi being bullied."

"Do you know what I do? I cook seafood! It's all alive. How can I leave it without boiling water?"

"You're a salesperson, right? I'm asking you to ask, is there no water fee for the leaked water?"

Ma Li said: "Don't worry, I won't accept it!"

"Okay, four sets!" Yu Nian said happily, slapping his chest.

Shen Yi: "(*￣m￣)......"

Ma Li: "d(д) cough cough cough..."

"God is so eye-opening!"

The dynamic music was like Ma Li's excitement. She jumped up on the stage and received a round of applause from the audience...

After a long while, he stopped. Seeing Shen Yi's dumbfounded expression, he was probably a little bit unbearable, and said weakly:

"Mascot, will you come tomorrow? Otherwise, I will help you repair your house with my own money..."

"You don't have to pretend to be kind. If you really want to help me, just give up my leaky house to the seafood seller!" Shen Yi said angrily.

"Okay! As many as you can, the more the merrier." Yu Nian came out from behind to chat.

"Why?" Mary said.

"Let's see clearly, what is this?"

"contract."

"this?"

"Receipt."

"Add it together and call it evidence! Let me tell you, cooking seafood is my personal hobby, and I am professional in cracking down on counterfeiting!!!"

“Okay, okay!!!”

The audience burst into applause.

"Uncle, I have to say something to you. I have spent most of my life saving these two dollars, so you have to be clear about it. Now you want to buy such a water curtain cave, and you still argue with them. Are there any truth in their mouths?" Yu Nian said.

"Yes..." Ma Li said weakly.

"What?"

Ma Li: "My surname is really Ma..." T_T
Chapter completed!