Chapter 1 Is This What You Explained to the Policeman?(1/3)
Chapter 1 This is how you explained to the police?
Author: The World of Beauty
Chapter 1 This is how you explained to the police?
"Name?"
"I said it, Jiang Che."
"I'm talking about her!"
"I don't know her."
"I don't know if you dare to say you are looking for a lady?"
"Police, don't worry, listen to me."
"Okay, keep talking, I'll listen."
Indoor interrogation room of the police station.
Jiang Che faced two police officers, one old and one young, with helplessness on his handsome face.
"I went to the bar to play at around 8 o'clock last night and met her by chance."
"She said I am very handsome and I feel very stylish. Who doesn't know about this?"
"Then, she pursued me wildly and flirted with me."
"The long night is long and I have no intention of sleeping."
"I was bored, so I just chatted with her."
"Later, I talked about how I wrote books. She said she admired literary workers like me, and insisted on finding a quiet and undisturbed place to read the novels I wrote, and even opened a room on her own initiative."
"I drank too much and didn't think much about it, so she took me to the hotel."
"I didn't have time to ask her name, you came in, but I didn't do anything!"
"What I told is really the truth, otherwise I would be struck by lightning and I would never be able to marry my wife in this life!"
Jiang Che looked at the two police officers in front of him and felt really crying.
He felt that he was in a bad mood!
Others traveling through time are all kinds of benefits, so why are you so unlucky just after traveling through time?
It would be fine if you didn't encounter a good thing, but before you could do anything, you face a group of police uncles who broke into the door.
Those who have not been arrested on the spot for tea tasting cannot understand his mood.
Can you imagine how it feels like when facing a group of fully armed police officers rushing in, shouting "Don't move, raise your hands and squat down"?
The impact is too great!
It was really a suffocating feeling, and my heart rate stopped.
The original owner was so frustrated and was shocked on the spot and died suddenly.
Then, he replaced it.
Jiang Che was so brave and came out to play, so he was speechless.
"Then what's going on with this transfer?"
The older police officer picked up his cell phone, pointed to the transfer record above and asked.
Jiang Che explained: "That's the room fee, the hotel room fee is 499, the room she bought. I made up for it and gave her 500."
The two police officers looked at each other and nodded together to show that they understood.
The young police officer put down the pen in his hand and pointed to the video recorder next to him: "What else should I explain? I'm taking pictures of it."
"Do you don't believe me? You must not believe me!"
Jiang Che looked at the expressions of the two, feeling a little excited.
The young policeman asked back: "What do you think? Didn't do anything, it only means you don't have time to do it. This is called an attempted transaction and it is also illegal."
Jiang Che said helplessly: "I am really wronged!"
The young policeman said angrily: "Where are you talking about this joke? Let me tell you, I have seen all the things you just said and the short videos online."
Jiang Che argued with reason: "What jokes, what I said are the facts!"
The young policeman took out his cell phone, and after a pause, he opened a short video, put it in front of Jiang Che, and started playing it.
"Just last night, I met her."
"At that time, we fell in love at first sight."
"It may be alcohol, and we couldn't help but feel impulsive. We decided to become our support for each other, that is, our boyfriend and girlfriend."
"So we went to the hotel together, and then something indescribable happened, and we had an in-depth exchange from outside to inside."
"But after calming down, we found that the relationship between us seemed to have disappeared, so we decided to end this short relationship."
"As a man, I think the money for booking a room cannot be paid by women, so I transferred the room fee to her and compensated for an extra breakup fee."
"According to this time, you came in."
"Police officer, I am really innocent. I never break the law. I have always been irreconcilable with pornography, gambling and drugs!"
The music started.
A few big words appear on the screen.
That's how you explained to the police?!
After watching the content of the short video, Jiang Che's expression couldn't help but be a little stiff.
Forehead……
Although the words are different, the meanings of the expression are indeed very similar.
This is very embarrassing.
The young policeman took back his cell phone and smiled contemptuously: "How is it? Is it very similar to what you said? In the Internet era, do you think we police don't read jokes? That's how you explain to the police? Use jokes online to fool us?"
Jiang Che was crying and tears: "Police officer, I really didn't lie. I really didn't break the law. I have always been a good citizen who abides by the law. She and I are very pure, and we will never smell any odor of money."
The young police officer said: "The fact is that you gave money, you have a money deal, and you were caught by our raid."
Jiang Che replied: "What do I mean by giving money? Then according to your wishes, if I don't give money, it's not considered prostitute?"
"Then are you admitting?" the young policeman smiled.
Jiang Che shook his head repeatedly: "No, I mean, that money is really just the room fee, and she and I have no illegal transactions. If you don't believe it, you can ask her, or if you check her mobile phone, there must be a bill to see."
The young police officer said, "Don't worry, someone will be interrogating her, so you can honestly tell you."
Jiang Che: "I've explained it!"
The young policeman slapped the table and said in his voice: "What do you mean by explanation?"
Jiang Che was very upset: "Police Officer, I am really innocent. Try to think with logic. I am so handsome, do I need a prostitute?"
After hearing Jiang Che's words, the young policeman suddenly fell silent.
He stared at Jiang Che, not knowing what to say for a moment.
He is really so handsome!
The facial features are three-dimensional, with sword eyebrows, starry eyes, and sunny and handsome.
This appearance is not inferior to that of celebrities. There must be many girls in life who take the initiative to contact information or even post it.
Jiang Che added: "Others say that I am the only one, just kill me!"
The middle-aged police officer couldn't help but say, "Murdering is illegal, do you still kill casually?"
"That..." The young policeman pulled the middle-aged policeman's arm and leaned over to lower his voice: "This is a trendy way for young people to take girls, which means that it is very easy to pick up girls casually, and a lot of girls can be taken down."
"Ahem, I'll go see that woman." The middle-aged police officer nodded and stood up and said.
"So, you are just having a simple chaotic private life?" the young policeman looked at Jiang Che and asked.
Jiang Che replied: "I'm not confused, I'm just a little more open than ordinary people. And I don't lack women. If I want to fall in love, just talk about it casually. I really have nothing to do with that woman!"
He was handsome in his previous life.
When he was studying, he was very popular with girls, and girls from other classes often came to see him.
Therefore, he has achieved quite a success in gender relations.
This time I came here and found that I was even more handsome!
Isn't this a big deal?
The world of looking at the face, relying on the face to make a living, and maybe you have the opportunity to start a career.
For example, eating a soft meal with a rich woman or something.
As long as the rich woman is not ugly and don’t play with steel wool balls, you can compete.
To be continued...